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This is how A New Threat goes in My Little Pony: The Movie.

[Suddenly, storm clouds appear]

Aquaman: Barry, Rainbow, I thought you were supposed to clear the skies.

Rainbow Dash: Um, those aren't storm clouds.

Major Malfunction: You're right, they're manual made. [cocks his machine gun] And there's something inside there, so be ready.

Superman: [gets his heat vision ready]

Wonder Woman: [takes out her sword and shield]

Batman: [takes out two batarangs]

Cyborg: [gets his arm cannon ready]

Aquaman: [raises his trident]

Barry Allen: [gets ready to speed at the enemy]

Nighlock: [unsheathes his knuckle swords]

[A ship emerges from the clouds]

Pinkie Pie: Oooohhh, those must be the clowns I ordered!

[But she is proven wrong when the ship destroys a few pillars]

Pinkie Pie: Or, those definitely aren't the clowns I ordered...

Aquaman: Ya think?....

[The door opens as the ramp deflates a balloon animal. Everyone gasps]

Party Favor: Brian, no!

[A dwarf comes out out, carrying a sound system]

[He sets it down as it turns into a large microphone]

Granddur: [clears throat; voice echoing] Ponies of Equestria! Transformers of Cybertron! Humans of Earth! We come on behalf of fearsome, the powerful, the mighty... Skull Grinder!

[Ponies and Transformers gasp and look shocked as posters fall down the airship]

Granddur: And now, to deliver the evil, evil message, put your hooves and hands together for Skull Grinder himself!

[Skull Grinder steps out]

Twilight Sparkle: Skull Grinder? What's he doing here?

Optimus Prime: I thought we took care of him.

Spike: I think so. But why is he here?

Flash: There is a lot we need to be caught up to speed on.

[Celestia, Luna, and Cadence come forth]

Princess Celestia: "Skull Grinder" is it? What do you want?

Skull Grinder: Oh, I'm so glad you asked. How about we start with you complete and total surrender?

[Twilight comes out]

Twilight Sparkle: Skull Grinder! I don't know what exactly is going on here, but if you know what's best for you, leave now!

Skull Grinder: [contains his anger] Oh goody. All four Princesses. Here's the deal, ladies. I need your magic. Give it up nicely, please, or we make it difficult for everyone.

Princess Luna: And why should we cower before you? There's one of you and hundreds of us.

Skull Grinder: [chuckles] I was hoping you'd choose "difficult".

[Skull Warriors growl as more ships arrive]

Nighlock: Why does everyone always say that? Everytime someone says that, bad things happen, and then we have to retreat to fight another day. I'm just gonna come out and say it now. Those words are not healthy.

[More Skull Warriors appear as ponies run around in a panic]

[The Airships hover]

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]

Princess Cadence: [gasps]

[More Skull Warriors growl as they chase the ponies while the Storm Warriors help Tempest and Grubber evacuate the city]

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