This is how a place to camp goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.
[Thomas pushes a rock blocking the mouth of a cave aside]
Crash Bandicoot: Do you think that's where Fiona will sleep, Thomas?
Thomas: Of course.
Matau T. Monkey: You can do better then That.[to Fiona] Princess. Do you think it needs homey touches?
Princess Fiona: Absolutely. Like for instance, a door.
Crash Bandicoot: Wow! You read her mind, Matau.
Grimlock: Wow! Matau does know what happens in Shrek's movie.
Thomas: And it is getting close to sunset.
Matau T. Monkey: Sunset?
Thomas: When Fiona changes forms duh.
Crash Bandicoot: I think that was Fiona's curse.
Thomas: Yes. Anyways, Fiona, you should probably get to sleep.
Matau T. Monkey: Good night, Princess Fiona.
Princess Fiona: Good night. [pulls her new door shut]
Matau T. Monkey: Crash. I'm not going to ask Fiona for a bedtime story.
Thomas: She said good night.
Matau T. Monkey: She seems nice like Princess Adagio.[to Crash] Right, Crash?
[Crash nods. Later that night]
Grimlock: Matau. Can you tell us about the vision about Ryan transforming into Dark Ryan F-Freeman?
Matau T. Monkey: It's a long story, Grimlock. So, I think it's best to leave it until the film ends.
Crash Bandicoot: It's ok. Ryan got the Dazzlings to change their ways.
Matau T. Monkey: I know, Crash. Thomas, can you tell the future from the stars?
Thomas: The stars don't tell the future, Matau, they tell stories.
Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. That constellation of stars look like Dark Ryan F-Freeman Matau is talking about.
Thomas: Exactly, Crash. The stars are like dot-to-dots. You just connect them up and they make a picture.
Matau T. Monkey: Yup. Crash, I know that constellation of stars looks like Dark Ryan F-Freeman.
Grimlock: Look! That constellation of stars look like Twilight Sparkle in Alicorn form.
Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Look. This constellation of stars looks like Ryan as the second leader of the Dazzlings.
Matau T. Monkey: Wait. Why is my master wearing a pendant in that constellation of stars?
Thomas: I don't think that's Ryan, Matau. I think that's someone else. He looks like Mike, except he's got his hair down over one eye.
Matau T. Monkey: Mal! I knew it was him.
Thomas: And why is he wearing a Siren pendant?
Matau T. Monkey: I think that Mal is an Equestrian Siren.
Crash Bandicoot: What makes you think that?
Matau T. Monkey: We seen him with this pendant on Cybertron.
Grimlock: When did that happen?
Crash Bandicoot: After Ryan restored Thomas' memories and we saw Mal with Aria and the Dark Stars.
Thomas: Boy, do I remember that.
Matau T. Monkey: I remember it now.
[Fiona, now an ogre, peaks out at them]
Crash Bandicoot: Can you tell us about when we were fighting Mal and the Dark Stars?
Thomas: Not right now, Crash.
Matau T. Monkey: I know Shrek's problem in his movie, Thomas. It's the world that seems to have a problem with Shrek.
Thomas: Yeah. People judge him before they even know him.
Crash Bandicoot: I know. People take one look at Shrek and it's all Ahh! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!.
Thomas: I guess I know what that feels like. Being judged before being known.
Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. I think Shrek would love Fiona, Thomas.
Grimlock: You got Twilight as your girlfriend, Thomas.
Thomas: I know.
Matau T. Monkey: At least Aria's pendant hit on the head.[rubs his head] Ow.
Thomas: I know.
Matau T. Monkey: Maybe, instead of Master Ryan become one of the Dazzlings as a siren.
Matau T. Monkey: We'll have the Dazzlings join us.
Thomas: Good plan.
Crash Bandicoot: That's a good idea, Matau. At least Ryan is the second leader of the Dazzlings, right?
Grimlock: That's what Ryan did in Thomas' Rock and Roll Adventure.
Thomas: Yeah. Now let's look at the sky.
Crash Bandicoot: You know, Matau. Simba's dad told him that the great kings of the past are up there look down on us from those stars.
Thomas: Shrek also said that the stars tell stories.
Crash Bandicoot: You're right, Thomas.
Thomas: Like that about the time Twilight became an alicorn.
Matau T. Monkey: And that one about the time Sci-Twi and Master Ryan transformed into Midnight Sparkle and Dark Ryan F-Freeman.
Crash Bandicoot: That one is about how Light Cody Fairbrother fights Midnight Sparkle and turns her back to Sci-Twi.
Thomas: Oh, yeah. I see it.
Grimlock: Matau. What does Light Cody Fairbrother look like?
[Matau shows them the photo he took]
Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Cody looks stunning in that form.
Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. I know.
Thomas: And look. That tells us about the time the Transformers came to earth.
Grimlock: Yeah. I remember it now. At least Light Cody Fairbrother looks like Daydream Shimmer.
Thomas: I know.
Crash Bandicoot: I hope that there will be a party at Shrek's swamp.
Thomas: Yeah. But never mind that now, Crash. [lays on his back]
Matau T. Monkey: [sighs] At least I don't have any more visions.
Crash Bandicoot: Oh. I get it. This another one of them onion things isn't it?
Matau T. Monkey: No, Crash. It's about Master Ryan singing with the Dazzlings.
Thomas: Matau. I can handle this. [to Crash] No. It's one of those drop it and leave it alone things.
Jessica Fairbrother: Thomas is right, Crash.
Crash Bandicoot: Then why don't you wanna talk about it?
Jessica Fairbrother: Thomas is not talking.
Thomas: Jessica, please. [to Crash] Why do you want to talk about it?
Matau T. Monkey: Jessica. Do you know about Kylo Ren?
Jessica Fairbrother: Well, we've been rivals for a long time, so, yeah.
Crash Bandicoot: [to Thomas, who has rolled over onto his side] So then why are you blocking?
Thomas: I'm not blocking. [rolls onto his left hand side]
Crash Bandicoot: Oh, yes, you are.
Thomas: Crash. I warning you!
Crash Bandicoot: But why does Shrek like his privacy? Just tell me that.
Thomas: IT'S BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO JUDGE HIM BEFORE THEY KNOW HIM! OK?!
Crash Bandicoot: Ok, Thomas. [to Matau] Matau. Do you got a video of your master and the Dazzlings singing?
Matau T. Monkey: It was a vision! You can't take videos of visions.
Crash Bandicoot: A least you got one recorded on your IPod in the Rise of Dark Ryan F-Freeman?
Matau T. Monkey: Yeah.
[Matau pulls out his IPod and finds a video. He taps play. Ryan F-Freeman and the Dazzlings start singing Under Our Spell]
Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Ryan is a great singer.
Matau T. Monkey: I know.
Jessica Fairbrother: Why is my grandfather under the Dazzlings' spell?
Matau T. Monkey: You know why.
Jessica Fairbrother: Yeah. Like my grandfather I like that song. We say "Jump" you say "how high"~
Jessica Fairbrother: Sorry. Guess this song is catchy.
[Thomas lays back]
Jessica Fairbrother: The moon looks beautiful.
Crash Bandicoot: I remembered how Ryan and Princess Celestia banished Nightmare Moon to the moon.
Thomas: [laughs] That's a good one.
Matau T. Monkey: Can you tell us about it, Crash?
Thomas: Now's not the time for stories, Matau. Let's get some sleep.
Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Thomas.[pulls out a sleeping bag and an Adagio Dazzle doll]
Jessica Fairbrother: Where did you get that?
Matau T. Monkey: I bought it at a shop in Duloc.
Crash Bandicoot: I bought two dolls for you and Grimlock, Jessica.[shows Jessica an Aria Blaze doll and a Sonata Dusk doll]
Thomas: And what do they do? Sit around and do nothing?
Crash Bandicoot: Those dolls can talk and their pendants glow like a nightlight.
Thomas: Can you demonstrate?
Crash Bandicoot: Ok.[squeezes the Sonata Dusk doll's hand]
Sonata Dusk Doll: "For realsies? Because I think this place is the worst".
Matau T. Monkey: Wow! Let's see what my doll say.[squeezes the Adagio Dazzle doll's hand]
Adagio Dazzle Doll: "We've got the music makes you move it, got the song that makes you lose it".
Matau T. Monkey: Wow! My doll can sing. I wonder it say something.[squeezes the Adagio Dazzle doll's hand again]
Adagio Dazzle Doll: "Talk about throwing down the gauntlet".
Jessica Fairbrother: That's good, Matau. Let's see how this one can say something.[squeezes the Aria Blaze doll's hand]
Aria Blaze Doll: "I think you're the worst, Sonata".
Jessica Fairbrother: Wow! That's awesome! What else does it say?[squeezes the Aria Blaze doll's hand again]
Aria Blaze Doll: "We have been known to sing from time to time".
Thomas: Those dolls are good. But how to turn the nightlights on the dolls pendants on?
[Matau flips a switch and they come on]
Crash Bandicoot: Wow! That's nice.[turns on the nightlight and squeezes the Sonata Dusk doll's hand]
Sonata Dusk Doll: "It's Taco Tuesday!".
Jessica Fairbrother: That's good. Grimlock. Does Crash bought a Midnight Sparkle doll for you?
[But Grimlock is already asleep]
Crash Bandicoot: I did, Jessica. Ta da![shows Jessica an Midnight Sparkle doll]
Jessica Fairbrother: Wow!
Crash Bandicoot: I think this doll's horn glows like a nightlight and can talk. Let's do it.[squeezes the Midnight Sparkle doll's hand]
Midnight Sparkle Doll: "You were right! I didn't understand magic before! But I do now!"
Jessica Fairbrother: That's so awesome! I bought something for my grandfather.[shows Crash a Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll]
Thomas: Now can we please get some sleep?
Jessica Fairbrother: Ok, Thomas. I'll show you this doll in the morning.[turns on the nightlight on the Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll and falls asleep]
[The next morning]
Crash Bandicoot:[yawns] Good morning, Princess Fiona.
Princess Fiona: Morning.
[Jessica is fast asleep and squeezes the Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll's hand]
Jessica Fairbrother: What? I'm awake, Thomas.
Thomas: Well, techinally, you weren't. And you kept us up all night with that doll of yours.
Matau T. Monkey:[wakes up] Yeah. What doll did you got, Jessica?
Thomas: Dark Ryan F-Freeman and she kept us up all night.
Crash Bandicoot: Oh. Let's see what this doll says.[squeezes the Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll's hand]
Thomas: Crash. Now's not the time.
Crash Bandicoot: Ok. We'll find out when we're at the windmill.
Princess Fiona: I'll go find us some breakfast.
Matau T. Monkey: I'll put our dolls in my bag.[to Jessica] I hope you show your grandfather your Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll when we get back.
Matau T. Monkey: Let's see what this doll will say before I put it in my bag.[squeezes the Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll's hand]
Dark Ryan F-Freeman Doll: "Oh. You're wrong. Unlike you, I can have everything I want."
Matau T. Monkey: Wow! Master Ryan will be so happy about this Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll.[put the Dark Ryan F-Freeman doll in Matau's bag]
Matau T. Monkey: So, how do you end up in the tower, Princess Fiona?
Princess Fiona: It was because of my curse.
Crash Bandicoot: Cool. Another princess named Odette got under a spell so she turns into a human by night and by day a swan.
Matau T. Monkey: Including my master, if we get into that adventure.
Red Smoke: Yep. Which film did have your master turned into a swan, Matau?
Matau T. Monkey: Not sure.
Crash Bandicoot: I guess it would be... Crash, Thomas and Ryan Meets the Swan Princess.
[Matau nods then Crash got pounced by Pinkie Pie]
Pinkie Pie: Hey, Crash. How's my bandicoot friend?