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Animal Farmers
Season 1, Episode 7b
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Written by LegoKyle14 & Magnom47
Directed by LegoKyle14
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Here is episode 14th for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the transcript.

The Beginning

(At the Barnyard, Peck is leading a Yoga class)

  • Peck: Now remember, the key to yoga is to be calm, centered and completely relaxed.

(A chicken laid an egg)

  • Chicken: Oh, that's awkward.

(Duke cracked his back)

  • Duke: That ain't good.

(Pig also laid an egg.)

  • Pig: That's really awkward.
  • Tigger: How's that even possible.
  • Sunset Shimmer: How can something so relaxing a be so painful.
  • Peck: Now, let's...

(Otis kicks through a door and flies Peck with good news)

  • Otis: Drop everything people. Stumpity Joe is coming to town. Stumpity Joe is coming to town!
  • Sunset Shimmer: No way, I love Stumpity Joe!
  • Pig: Oh, that's great.

(Everyone is surprised and Pig lays another egg)

  • Pig: Sorry, I got excited.
  • Peck: Ah, you know Otis, I was in the middle of teaching.
  • Otis: Really? Cause i was in middle of telling everyone that Stumpity Joe is coming to town!

(Otis hits Peck with a door)

  • Otis: Let's see. Will need this, this, that, this...
  • Abby: I dont get Otis. Who's Stumpity Joe anyway?
  • Otis: (Shocked) What?
  • Bessie: Oh boy. Get comfy, everybody. This may take awhile.
  • Otis: Ah, he's only the greatest country star in the universe. Perphaps you heard of Stand by your horse? Cold Miner Dentist?
  • Pip: And the new hit that rocking up the charts...
  • Sunset Shimmer: Now I destroy your property?
  • Pip: No, know it?
  • Otis: Pip, six-string me.

(Pip starts playing a gutair)

[Otis]

Well!! You broke my heart, So I burn down your farm.

You make me cry, so I blew the place sky high.

You knock me down, made a fool out me.

But i feel better now that destory you Property.

  • Rabbit: Amazing!
  • Timmy Turner: Awesome!
  • Otis: Joe's in town to shoot a music video and he need animal and kids extras.

(Everyone excited except Bessie)

  • Pip: If you want to be on the auditicon tape, meet us in the meadow ASAP.
  • Otis: For the love of heaven and rice, Stumpity Joe is coming!
  • Bessie: As if we every want to be in his stupid video?

(Everyone leaves)

  • Bessie: I guess stupid is cautious.

(Outside)

  • Pig: Hey, Otis, don't I need a contract for this?
  • Pip: Why, so you cant eat it?
  • Pig: Oh, because i'm a pig? Well, that's insulting.
  • Timmy Turner: You can mostly eat anything.
  • Pig: What flavors do they come in?
  • Rabbit: (Moans)
  • Pip: Uh-oh, Farmer!

(Everyone hid while the farmer was working)

  • Otis: What? What he's still doing out there. I need that tractor the audition tape.
  • Abby: It's his bissiest time of year, Otis. He has to bring the crops in for the big farmers market.
  • Otis: Well maybe I can find a way to speed things up a little.
  • Sunset Shimmer: I have a bad feeling about this.
  • Bessie: Hold up "cow-zilla". Don’t mess with the farmer while he's bringing in the crops. If they dont come in, this place goes out of business and we all have to get real jobs.
  • Freddy: (nervously) Real Jobs?

(Freddy imagines his job at a coffee shop)

(Everyone getting nervous)

  • Abby: I don't want get a real job. Don't make me do it, Otis.
  • Pig: Yeah, Otis, maybe we should let the Farmer keep working. Otis?
  • Otis: Great news, guys. I set the tracker to super-fast, so the Farmer'll be done in no time.

(The farmer started the tractor and it went crazy it ran through the barn and crashed into a stump)

  • Farmer: I'm alive.

(Tractor exploded)

  • Pip: Not good.

(the farmer landed on the ground)

  • Farmer: (offscreen) Tractor go boom.
  • Winnie the Pooh: This cant be good
  • Piglet: Oh dear!
  • Tigger: Uh-oh!

(The farmer was taken to the hospital)

  • Otis: This is terrible. What have I done?
  • Bessie: Well, let's review: You interrupted Peck's yoga class, did a lame Stumpity Joe impression and, oh, right, YOU BROKE THE FARMER!!!!
  • Duke: Good news, everyone. The paramedics says the Farmer'll be better in a week.
  • Otis: Yes! Phew! Well, I guess all's well thats ends well, Huh, guys?
  • Pig: But what about the Farmers market. He'll never get the crops in now.
  • Peck: We're gonna lose our home.

(Everyone complaining)

  • Otis: Ok, ok, don't worry, everyone. The farm is not going under, and here's why: We're gonna bring the crops in ourselves.
  • Tigger: (gasps and gibbers) What!?!
  • Piglet: What!?!?
  • Winnie the Pooh: What!?!
  • Rabbit: What!?!?
  • Eeyore: Huh?
  • Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?
  • Cosmo and Wanda: What!?!
  • Sunset Shimmer: Wait, What?!
  • Freddy: Huh? Yeah, right, you're funny.
  • Duke: Otis, that's crazy talk. What do we know about farming?
  • Otis: What do you mean, what do we know about? We live on a farm. We got a natural instinct for this kind of thing.
  • Pig: Right! We'll work on instinct. I'll start vaccuming the fields.
  • Otis: Good.
  • Peck: I'll make some fertilizer!
  • Freddy: I form a conga line!

(A conga line with everyone shouting "We're all going farming")

  • Otis: That's the spirit, people.
  • Pip: We're in a lot a trouble, aren't we?
  • Otis: Yeah, a lot of trouble.

The Middle

(Abby and Bessie scared of the milk machine)

  • Abby: You go first!
  • Bessie: No Way, you go first!

(Otis Walks in)

  • Otis: How are we doing on the milk, gals? What? (Checks the bucket to see no milk) What gives, we should be snorkeling in milk by now.
  • Sunset Shimmer: The girls are too scared to do it.
  • Bessie: Look, no one but the farmer is clamping any milk dohicky to my milk giving areas.
  • Otis: Bessie, my bashful Bovine, it couldn't be safer. Here, let me demonstrate. (Putting the machine to his utters) Put these on.
  • Pip: Uh, Otis...that's not how it looks in the instructions.
  • Otis: Relax. I seen the farmer do this a hundred times. Ok, turn it on. Turn it on.
  • Pip: Ok, you're the boss.

(Pip turns the dial to medium)

  • Otis: Hmm-mm, Oh it's quite pleasant actually, like a gentle tug. Ok, slightly less gentle now. (started screaming) MY UTTERS ARE ON FIRE!!!!
  • Pip: Higher? You got it.

(Pip turns the dial to full blast)

(Otis is in a lot of pain)

  • Otis: TURN IT OFF!!!!

(Otis lies on the floor skinny and Bessie mocks him)

  • Bessie: (laughs) That is one funny milking machine.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Otis, are you ok?
  • Otis: Guys, i'm gonna need some private Time. (Walks away on the floor)

(At the cornfield)

  • Otis: Ok guys, I know it looks like a lot of corn. But we can bring it if we all work together.
  • Abby: That's crazy, Otis. We don't even have a tractor.
  • Otis: No. We got something better.
  • Freddie: A tractor?
  • Otis: No. This jamming corn harvesting music I downloaded off the internet. Now, let's get shucking!

(Music playing and everyone is putting corn into the wagon. Pig started to eat some of the corn)

(Later the evening)

  • Otis: We did it. We brought in the entire crop.

(Everyone cheering)

  • Sunset Shimmer: Finally.
  • Pip: Man, I never thought that all that corn would fit into that little cart.
  • Otis: Yeah, I never thought that.... What the heck is that?

(The wagon collapse, and Pig was stuffed)

  • Otis: PIG!!!!
  • Pig: Otis, strange dream: Music... corn everywhere. I don't feel well.

(Otis sighs)

  • Freddy: It probably isn't digested yet. We can still use it. Give us back our corn, you pig corn gobbling blimp!

The Ending

(Otis is packing up)

  • Pip: Otis! Come quick! The... What are you doing?
  • Otis: Running off to join the rodeo. Figure I might turn myself into a ropen steer and you know, send back whatever money I can to paid of the farm.
  • Pip: You know what else can pay off the farm? The gigallions of eggs the hens are laying right now!
  • Otis: As we say in the rodeo, YEE-YAH!

(At the henhouse)

  • Otis: All right, ladies. Way to go!
  • Hen: Everyone help, Otis. They mixed us up a energy drink that really got us laying.
  • Bessie: Fresh batch coming up.
  • Otis: (picks up egg) See, now this is what we do when we work to together, people. Now that's what I called a grade A... (egg explodes) UM...what did you put exactly in the energy drink?
  • Bessie: Yogurt.
  • Peck: Vitamins.
  • Winnie the Pooh: A little honey.
  • Abby: Love.
  • Otis: And?
  • Cosmo and Freddy: (holds a stick of dynamite) And Pepper!
  • Otis: (grabs the stick of dynamite from Freddy) Those aren't pepper shakers. That's dynamite!
  • Pip: We can still sell them. Whose gonna know? (An egg explodeds in his face)
  • Pig: Yeah, they taste pretty good. (He eats one and it exploded)
  • Otis: Will you quit playing with them!?!?
  • Pig: (eats another one and explodes) Sorry.
  • Otis: Just leave them alone!

(Peck throws a egg into the others and all the eggs started to explode)

  • Bessie: This is all Otis' fault!
  • Abby: What about Pig? He ate all the corn!
  • Pig: Wouldn't have matter if you and Bessie I given more milk!
  • Pip: I blame Freddy and Cosmo!
  • Freddy: We blame the literal media!

(Everyone is talking at each other til the sheeps have appeared)

  • Sleep 1#: Otis, Otis. I just saw Stumpity Joe's Trailer.
  • Otis: Stumpity Joe's here?
  • Sunset Shimmer: Where is he?
  • Sheep 2#: His trailer's gonna go right pass the farm.
  • Sheep 3#: Who cares? His musical motif is highly over rated.
  • Sheep 4#: I concur. His artistic sensibilities has been destroyed by fame
  • Bessie: Would someone shut those sheep up?
  • Otis: Wait a minute! Destroy, that's it! Cosmo, Freddy, show me where you the dynamite.

(They show Otis the dynamite)

  • Otis: Perfect!
  • Pip: Poor Otis.
  • Wanda: He's been driving mad by failure.
  • Timmy Turner: Yep.
  • Pig: And the shame. Don't the shame.

(As Otis sets the dynamite up, he was about to pull down the trigger...)

  • Bessie: Hey, Beef-for-Brain, no way we're gonna let' you blow up the farm!
  • Otis: Okay but can I say one thing?
  • Bessie: What?
  • Otis: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

(He pulled the trigger...)

  • Pip: RUN!!

(And the Barnyard had exploded which, near a bus, Joe then saw the explosion far away)

  • Joe: (offscreen) Whoa, nelly! Stop the bus.

(The bus then arrived as Joe steps out of the bus and looks at the barn)

  • Joe: We founded it, fellas! The perfect backdrop for my new music video, "You Broke My Heart, So I Blew Up Your Farm".
  • Otis: (disguised) A location shoot, eh? Well, (clears his throat) as the owner of this here farm, I reckon you have to make it worth my wilds.
  • Joe: Sure thing, pink snotted farmer. Just sign this contract and I'll give to 12 bags of money.
  • Pig: (disguised) Hold on. Let me see that contract. (grabs the contract and speed reads) Looks good to me. (eats it) Mmm, that’s a good contract.
  • Otis: (disguised) Our armed farmer treny said its ok, so you just yourself a deal.
  • Joe: Yee-hah! Hey farmer, we need some critters. Got any animules or kids who might want to be in a musical video?
  • Otis: If by animals, you mean people in costumes who gives the appearance of being walking talking animals but aren't because everyone knows that's impossible. YES!!

(Music Started playing)

[Joe]

Well!! You broke my heart, So I burn down your farm. You make me cry, so I blew the place sky high. You knock me down, made a fool out me.

[Otis]

But I feel better now that destroy you property. It's all in pieces.

[Pip and Peck]

In pieces

[Otis]

Yes, in pieces

[Tigger and Sunset Shimmer]

It's all in pieces

[Otis]

Yes in pieces

[Cosmo and Wanda]

In pieces.

[Otis]

Now that I destroy your property

(Than The Farmer watching the music video)

  • Farmer: Singing farm animals. Look at that. Th-that's ridicoulous.

[Otis]

Now your stuff's all over the place. I see a tractor traveling through SPACE....

[Pip]

SPACE!!!!!

[Timmy Turner]

SPACE!!!!

(Peck scream like nuts)

  • Otis: Here's a little bit of ear gravy, for ya.

(Sunset Shimmer and Evert starting playing)

[Otis]

In little pieces

[Pip and Peck]

In pieces

[Otis]

Yes, in pieces

[Tigger and Sunset Shimmer]

Ii's all in pieces

[Otis]

Yes in pieces

[Cosmo and Wanda]

In pieces.

[All]

Now that I destroy your property!

(Songs end and Barnyard exporde again)

  • Joe: They blow up real good!

THE END