This is how arriving at the tower goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[A few days later, Thomas and his three friends arrive at the castle]

Matau T. Monkey: Grimlock? You know, in this vision I had. Master Ryan and Sci-Twi transforms into Midnight Sparkle and Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

Grimlock: [surprised] No. Really?

Crash Bandicoot: Can you tell us what does Dark Ryan F-Freeman looks like, Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: Like Midnight Sparkle. Only his wings are a lighter shade of blue.

Crash Bandicoot: What else does he have?

Matau T. Monkey: He has everything that Midnight Sparkle has.

Grimlock: Even the paint job on his cybernetics?

Matau T. Monkey: [sighs] Yes.

Thomas: Guys! We don't have time to stand around talking about visions. Come on, we need to rescue Princess Fiona.

Crash Bandicoot: Wait![sniffs] I smell brimstone.

Thomas: It is brimstone. Excellent sniffing, Crash. We're close to the castle where Princess Fiona is being held prisoner. Come on.

Crash Bandicoot: All right.[to Grimlock] Grimlock, you know what Donkey saying something about brimstone?

Grimlock: Yeah.

Matau T. Monkey: What did Donkey said, Grimlock?

Grimlock: Not sure. Haven't seen the first film yet.

Crash Bandicoot: I hope he said something like this.[pulls out a type recorder and pressed the play button]

[Donkey's voice comes on]

Donkey: Yeah. Right brimstone.

Grimlock: Oh, so that's what he said.

Thomas: GUYS!

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. But there's more.

[Thomas stops the tape]

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. I get it. Let's go.

[They climb to the top of the ledge and take a look at the castle]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow! So, that's the dragon's keep.

Thomas: Yep. Sure is. You know, Shrek had to do this once and he wasn't scared.

Crash Bandicoot: Um. Thomas? Remember what you said that ogres have layers?

Thomas: Oh yes. What do you mean, Crash?

Crash Bandicoot: I mean, we Bandicoots don't usually like to deal with these sort of situations. I mean, we practically have any tricks up our sleeves.

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. You think you should sing a song?

Crash Bandicoot: Uh, no.

Thomas: Come on, Crash. Bandicoots don't have sleeves.

Crash Bandicoot: I'm brave in my games, you know.

Thomas: Oh, come on. Next thing you'll be telling us is that you're afraid of heights.

Crash Bandicoot: No. I'm just not comfy fighting the Dalek Emperor or being on a bridge over a lake of LAVA!!

Thomas: Look, Crash. You've got us with you. And besides, the bridge is perfectly safe. If we step lightly that is.

Matau T. Monkey: I got an idea. You and Grimlock can fly across while Crash and I cross this bridge.

Thomas: Thank you, Matau. But we'll cross it with you.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. Crash, do you think it's safe to cross?

Crash Bandicoot: I think so. Come on. But not all at once.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Crash.

[They step on one by one]

Crash Bandicoot: Follow us. But not all at once.

Thomas: I get you, Crash. Now move forward and don't look down.

Crash Bandicoot: Right, Thomas.[to himself] Don't look down. Keep moving and don't look down.

[Suddenly, Crash steps on a plank too had and it snaps off]

Crash Bandicoot: Guys! I'm looking down![Screams like Courage the cowardly dog]

Grimlock: Everything's gonna be fine, Crash.

Crash Bandicoot: Yes, Grimlock. It's just that I'm too old to wet myself and too young to die.

Thomas: No, Crash. We're going to rescue Princess Fiona no matter what. Even if it means dying. [starts shaking the bridge as he steps forward]

Matau T. Monkey: C'mon Crash. Pretend this bridge like it's from your game.

Crash Bandicoot: Okay.

[They soon make it to the other side]

Crash Bandicoot: We made it!

Thomas: That'll do, Crash. That'll do.

Crash Bandicoot: Cool.

Grimlock: Where is the Princess again?

Matau T. Monkey: She's inside waiting for us to rescue her.

Grimlock: Oh, right.

[Inside, Thomas and his friends wonder through the castle]

Crash Bandicoot: Where is this fire breathing lizard, Thomas?

Thomas: Oh, you mean the Dragon, Crash. I don't know. And by the way, shush.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok.[notices something] There's some armor.

[Grimlock accidentally bumps into it and jumps]

Crash Bandicoot: Ok, Grimlock. I got two things for you. Shut. Up.

Thomas: [takes the armor from Grimlock] Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.

Matau T. Monkey: Crash, go with Thomas and find the princess.

Grimlock: I thought we were looking for the princess.

Crash Bandicoot: We are, Grimlock.

Grimlock: But where is she?

Crash Bandicoot: She is in the highest room in the tallest tower.

Grimlock: What makes you think that?

Thomas: Shrek told me that in a book once.

Grimlock: Okay, alright. I get it now, Thomas, old pal. You and Crash handle the dragon and Matau and I will handle the stairs.

Matau T. Monkey: Grimlock, can I tell about that vision I had?

Grimlock: Sure. What else did you see?

Matau T. Monkey: I saw Master Ryan and Sci-Twi transform.

Grimlock: Yeah. And then what happened? Did Ryan say what Midnight Sparkle said in the Friendship Games movie after she transformed?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes. He said that I'm right. Sci-Twi didn't understand magic before but him and she does now.

Grimlock: Alright, enough information. Right now, we've got stairs to find.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok. You sure that's the way to the stairs?

Grimlock: I think so. Come on, I mean, it's not like the dragon's gonna jump out all of a sudden and scare us.

Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Grimlock. Let's hope it's not that or my master in the form of Dark Ryan F-Freeman.

[Later with Crash and Thomas]

Thomas: This armor is fine on me. Right, Crash?

Crash Bandicoot: Right, Thomas. And look. There's the tallest tower.

Thomas: Oh. I can see it.

Crash Bandicoot: Guess this must be where the princess is. But, I got one question to ask you, Thomas.

Thomas: What is it?

Crash Bandicoot: Where is the....?

Matau T. Monkey: DRAGON!!!!!!!

Grimlock: Relax, Matau. Predaking can transform into a dragon.

Matau T. Monkey: No. [points to the dragon eye watching them] DRAGON!!!!!!!

Grimlock: Yeah. Shall we run for our lives?

Matau T. Monkey: [noticing the Dragon ready to spew fire] Yes.

[Matau and Grimlock start running screaming]

[They run to where Thomas and Crash are]

Crash Bandicoot: Matau? Grimlock? What's the matter?

[Matau and Grimlock point to the Dragon who gets ready to spew fire again]

Thomas: Looks like you found the dragon.

[Thomas pushes Crash, Matau and Grimlock out of the way just in time]

Thomas: Guys, look out!

[Thomas dodges a fire ball]

Crash Bandicoot: I think we should fight the dragon.[summons his Keyblade]

[Dragon prepares herself but Thomas grabs her tail]

Thomas: Gotcha!

[The dragon throws him off and sends him flying into the tallest tower]

Thomas: Ow. I feel like I'm from Angry Birds.

[The Dragon approaches Matau, Crash and Grimlock]

Matau T. Monkey: Split up!

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. That's what Buzz Lightyear said.

[Grimlock, Crash and Matau run in different directions]

Crash Bandicoot: The dragon can't get us all at once.

[The dragon follows Grimlock]

Crash Bandicoot: I hope Thomas is okay.

[Matau is running]

Matau T. Monkey: There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home! [bumps into someone] Ow!

Jessica Fairbrother: Matau? What are you doing here?

Matau T. Monkey: I'm running away from the dragon, Jessica. Thomas is.... Jessica? What are you doing here?

Jessica Fairbrother: I'm rescuing Fiona, same as you. My grandfather sent me. And what are you talking about? Dragons only exist in fairytales.

Matau T. Monkey: You might want to tell your mother because that dragon is after Grimlock.

Jessica Fairbrother: What?! Oh, no! Don't you think we should try to help him? I mean, Grimlock is in danger just like Donkey was in Shrek's movie.

Matau T. Monkey: No. That would be too dangerous. Anyways, we need to run.

Jessica Fairbrother: Ok. I hope that Grimlock will flirt with the dragon.

[Matau runs off dragging her with him]

Matau T. Monkey: I think so too, Jessica.

[Meanwhile, the Dragon traps Grimlock on a bridge by knocking both sides down with her tail]

Grimlock: Ok. What do I do?

[The Dragon towers above him and roars]

Grimlock: Oh, what large teeth you have?

[Dragon growls]

Grimlock: I mean your white sparkly teeth. You know, your not technically my type. Donkey said that you hear this from your food but you must bleach at night.

[Dragon nods]

[With Matau and Jessica]

Matau T. Monkey: Wait, Jessica.

Jessica Fairbrother: What?

Matau T. Monkey: Look! It's Grimlock.

Jessica Fairbrother: What is he doing?

Matau T. Monkey: He's doing what Donkey does.

Jessica Fairbrother: Oh.

Matau T. Monkey: I hope Grimlock will make Dragon happy. Let's watch.

[With Dragon and Grimlock]

Grimlock: I just notice that is one dazzling smile you got. I think I detect a hint of minty freshness. Plus, you're a...

[Dragon moves forward revealing she's a girl]

Grimlock: A girl dragon? Oh sure... I mean of course, you're a girl dragon. Because, you do give Princess Odette a run for her money.

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