The way at the train station, Aku tells the Villains and At the Tough Guys' place goes in The Night to Remember.
SpongeBob and Patrick: (singing Goofy Goober)
SpongeBob: (blow its whistle) Fill her up please.
Stationmaster #1: You need coal or water?
The two Stationmasters: (laughing)
Joy: Are they laughing at us?
Smoove Move: No, Joy. They're laughing next to us.
Applejack: Not a clue if they are.
Locomotive 131: Those 2 are just Dadgum Stinkers.
Evan: Ah agree with ya', Loco 131.
Rodger: And they're very rude too.
Stationmaster #2: What city slickers like you doin' anyway?
Rarity: CITY SLICKERS?!
Thomas: Ignore them, Rarity.
Hiro: To let you guys know, we're on a mission.
Princess Celestia: To save my sister Princess Luna from Aku.
The two Stationmasters: AKU?!
Stationmaster #2: You mean the dark master of all evil!?
Twilight Sparkle: Correct.
Emmet: That's right.
EVE: (nods her head)
Long Hood: (honks his horn)
Stationmaster #1: Respect for the dead!
Edd: ARE WE JUST ABOUT DONE WITH THE JOKES?!
Eddy: YEAH! YOU 2 JUST SHUT UP!!!
Stationmaster #1: You guys aren't gonna last 5 seconds over the county line
SpongeBob: Oh yeah. We will see about that.
(the train drives over the county line only to be stopped by some tough guy)
Tough Guy: Out of the train, everyone.
(The tough guy took SpongeBob's train)
Fix-it Felix: Oh my land.
Uni-Kitty: He took our train.
Wreck-It Ralph: Now how are we gonna get to Luna now?
???: With me.
Rainbow Dash: What're you doing?
Discord: Just thought you all need help. (magically brought out his train)
Princess Celestia: Right on time.
Discord: All Aboard!
Hiro: Let's go!
Mr. Krabs: Wait! How long was that?
Stationmaster #2: Twelve.
SpongeBob and Patrick: IN YOUR FACE!!!! (laughed)
Patrick Star: Who're the City Slickers now?
Stationmaster #1: They're dead.
(SpongeBob and Patrick continued laughing as everyone continue down the line)
Meanwhile, at the villains' hideout
Tirek: We've captured, Princess Luna!
Aku: Excellent job, Tirek, Now, I will grant you your Strength. (uses his power to make Triek strong)
Tirek: I feel strong again!
Aku: Congratulations, Tirek, Or should I say, General Tirek!
Tirek: General Tirek, I love the sound of that.
Cat R. Waul: Mr. Aku, we have a problem. I found out that those good 2 shoes are on their way here. They may try to stop us.
Tirek: Look. Guess who's helping Thomas, Twilight, Roary, Theodore and their friends right now. Some video game characters, a sea sponge, a sea star, a squid, a squirrel, a crab and some Lego minifigures.
Catrina: They'll try to prevent us from us from transforming Princess Luna back into Nightmare Moon.
Starlight Glimmer: I can hardly stand them trying to get in our way.
Aku: Don't worry. I hired someone else to take care of these guys.
Tirek: Yes, Catrina, She'll take care of these fools.
Tirek: You know what to do, Catrina.
Catrina: Yes, General Tirek. (she sets off)
Meanwhile, out someway our heroes continue their journey
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are we there yet?
Twilight Sparkle: We should be here by now.
Sunset Shimmer: I hope we'll get there soon.
Steamy: Ah' doubt that. We'll never make it without SpongeBob's train.
Discord: At least you don't need firewood alone.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I hope Princess Luna's okay.
Patrick Star: (reading the billboard) Gargoyle Canyon is only three days way, by Train.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I wish I could get my train back.
Dash: Your train!
Ferdinand: That's right!
(Our heroes run to SpongeBob's train and notice something is missing)
Blossom: The tender's out of wood.
Princess Cadance: Where we going to find more wood?
Beaten guy: Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Eddy: Let's look in there.
(Our heroes look inside the place with tough guys)
Skidmark: Look, there's a pile of logs at the back of the bar.
Aranea: We can't just walk and ask for them.
Dusty Crophopper: But, How're we gonna get them.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know.
Thomas: Twilight and I have a plan.
Twilight Sparkle: Roary, You and Theodore will create a diversion.
Theodore: Radar, You, the Powerpuff Girls, the 7D and the Ninja Turtles gather as much wood as you can.
Radar: No problem, Theodore.
Blossom: You got it, Theodore.
Michelangelo: Okay, dude.
Emmet: What can I do, Thomas?
Thomas: Emmet. you try and make a path for the others to carry the logs with.
Twilight Sparkle: SpongeBob, You, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and Mr. Krabs bring the logs to Mater.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Roger that!
Thomas: Eddy, Double-D, and Ed, You three cover for Roary and Theodore.
Ed: No problem.
Edd: All right!
Eddy: Oh yeah!
Thomas: Princess Celestia. You stay here to keep an eye on the train.
Princess Celestia: I'll be sure to do that.
Twilight Sparkle: I need someone to distract.
WALL-E: (backs away)
Fluttershy: Don't be scared, WALL-E.
WALL-E: (feels much better and begins the diversion)
Thomas: How about you make sure no one gets hurt, Bad Cop?
Bad Cop: Good idea.
Good Cop: For Princess Luna.
Bad Cop: Let's get to work.
Inside the place.
Bad Cop: May I have everyone's attention?
(Tough guys turns around)
Plankton: Uh-oh. That ain't good.
Turbo: Uh, guys.
WALL-E: [looks to the side] WHOA!!
Tough Guy #1: Look at those guys!
Tough Guy #2: Let's play football.
Tough Guy #3: Football.
Cef Blu: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!
Dash-9: It's my buddy, Cef Blu.
Tough guy #2: Uh...
Cef Blu: Put them down.
Dash-9: How'd you been, Buddy?
Cef Blu: Great!
Thomas: Great to see you again, Cef Blu.
Cef Blu: You too, Thomas.
Dash-9: Remember when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon stole the Princesses' crowns? This is where we told the CMC to get directions to Sunset Mountain from.
Twilight Sparkle: Can you give the directions to get to Gargoyle Canyon?
Cef Blu: Sure, Just go through the old Dinosaur Park.
Burn: Through the old dinosaur park?
Charlie: The old dinosaur park is just like Jurassic Park!
Batman: Only different and not your type
Leonardo: Then, that's where we'll go.
Finn McMissile: Onward and Upward.
Rattlesnake Jake: Where're the logs?
Cef Blu: Here is the warning for you, Watch out for the Meat eating Dinosaurs.
Thomas: No problem, We'll be careful
Cef Blu: Here's some logs for your train!
SpongeBob SquarePants: The logs!
Percy: Thanks, Cef Blu.
Cef Blu: Good luck, fellas.
Toby: Let's go!
(our heroes refill the tender and they set off again)