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This is how the scene at the silver mine goes in Ed, Edd, n Eddy Meet The Lone Ranger.

[we view the silver mine and many Chinese people are doing the work while Butch Cavendish is having a shave while he's examining a piece of silver]

[Then Skinny cuts him]

Butch Cavendish: AAH! [grabs his hand]

Skinny: Sorry, Butch. It was an accident. I'm... I didn't mean it.

Butch Cavendish: [licks the shaver blade] What the heck is that damn noise?

Chinese worker: [arguing]

Cavendish gang member: Sorry, Butch. They say they won't go inside no more. Indian spirits or some damn thing. They say they causin' the cave-ins.

Chinese worker: [speaks in Chinese]

Butch Cavendish:  He the one doing the talking?

Cavendish gang member: That's right.

Butch Cavendish: [pulls out his gun and shoots him] Anybody else wanna negotiate? You?

Frank: They don't even speak English, Butch.

Butch Cavendish: I think they understood. Now go show them there's nothing to be afraid of. Do I have to ask twice?

Frank: [stammering] I've been thinking. Why don't we just take we can carry and get out of here? I mean, heck, we already rich. Right?

Butch Cavendish: Scraps?

Frank: Yeah:

Butch Cavendish: You think I waited 20 years, for SCRAPS!? [throws a piece of silver at Frank and then throws some more] I'm taking it all! Every damn piece!

Frank: [whimpering] I'm sorry!

Butch Cavendish: Now, get in there before I put a hole in you! [points his gun at Frank]

Frank: Sorry. I'm sorry.

Butch: Get in there!

Frank: [does so]

[But as Frank walks in, Tonto blows out his lantern]

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butch Cavendish: Frank? Ray, Skinny, go get him.

[they do so]

Skinny: Frank?

[then a crow flies by]

[the 2 take out their guns and fire, then at each gun flash Tonto and John appear and Tonto knifes one of them while John hits the other with a hammer]

[a mine car rolls out of the mine and stops]

[Butch and the other members take out their guns and shoot at it]

[they walk up to the mine car and find a lit dynamite inside]

Butch Cavendish: [gasp!]

[KA-BAM!!!!!!!]

[the other members fly in different directions while Butch and Ernie land near the switch lever dropping their guns while doing so]

Butch Cavendish: [opens his eyes and sees John, Tonto, and our heroes walk out] It can't be. The Rangers are dead. [crawls up to his gun and tried to grab it but John steps on it]

John Reid: Where are they?

Butch Cavendish: You're dead.

John Reid: [picks up Butch and puts him against the switch lever and puts his gun on him] Rebecca and Danny. If you hurt them I swear to God, I'll make you pay.

Butch Cavendish: To the full extent to the law. I'll be dammed. Lawyer and a crazy Injun. And Rattlesnake Jake's with ya. So he does exist.

John Reid: [cocks his gun] Tell me.

Butch Cavendish: [takes out Rebecca's sash and sniffs it] Had a nice smell on her. didn't she?

John Reid: [hits him with the gun handle]

Butch Cavendish: [coughs] See? You're no spirit. You're just a man in mask. You're no different than me.



Tonto: [loads the silver bullet into another gun] [to John Reid] Finish him.

John Reid: No. This isn't justice.

Tonto: Justice is what a man must take for himself.

John Reid: No, I can't believe that. I won't.

Tonto: Windigo cut out brother's heart. Where is brother's justice?

John Reid: I'm not a savage.

Tonto: You are not a man. I will do it.

John Reid: Wait.

[Tonto slaps him]

Tonto: You keep me from my destiny once. It will not happen again. Now, Windigo must die.

John Reid: There's no such thing as a Wendingo. You made it up. Like you make up everything. Yo sold out your whole village for a stupid pocket watch! And now you're an outcast. You're a band apart! A messed up little kid who couldn't live for what you did. There's no such thing a curse silver. [takes off the mask] Or Spirit walker for that matter. I'm not like you. I have a tribe.

Tonto: You have nothing. Like me.

John Reid: You're wrong.

Tonto: Go back to your tribe, white coward. I do not need you. [puts the gun at Butch and cocks it] Look at me. See the face of my people. as you die.

Little Strongheart: Tonto!

John Reid: [hits him with a shovel, then ties Butch]

Butch Cavendish: Knew I could count on ya concealer.

John Reid: Shut up.

[John Reid then rides off on Silver towing Butch]

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