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Here's how the others are back in Weekenders in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Big Picture Show.

[The factory bulges and explodes, raining down a tremendous amount of rubber snakes. The snakes fall all over in a rain, landing on a roadway. They fall everywhere, including on Nazz and Kevin. Kevin picks one up.]

Nazz: "Whoa! What's that?"

Kevin: [spotting the factory] "Dorks." [He grins evilly.]

[Wilfred has come to rest under a tree and is chewing on some sausages. He hears Rolf calling.]

Rolf: "Hallo! Wilfred?"

[Wilfred noses into the bushes and peeps out. He sees Rolf searching for him.]

Rolf: "Rolf is so sad! This is true! Like a little shrinking un-plucked billy goat, Rolf cries and cries and cries!"

[Behind Rolf's back is a shoe. Rolf smacks it against his hand. At this, Wilfred's eyes widen, and he charges.]

Rolf: "Stay back, or you will meet Rolf's shoe!" [Wilfred attacks Rolf.] "Mama, assist Rolf! The sow has ruptured! Wilfred!" [Wilfred clamps down on Rolf's stomach.] "Stop! Release Rolf!"

[Wilfred lets go, and Rolf's stack falls on him. Wilfred wriggles out and runs away, squealing. Rolf crawls from the wreckage, a strange device over his head.]

Rolf: "Wilfred?" [wrestling with it] "This thing must come–" [It snaps back onto his head.]

[The Eds are walking through another wooded area.]

Ed: [laughing] "Oh boy, Eddy, did you see him go flying? He flew like a canoe!" [pointing to a snake] "This doesn't even look like a jellybean!"

Eddy: "Just keep your eyes peeled, chuckles."

Edd: [yelling from far away] "Assistance please!"

Ed: "I think he flew over here, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Where?"

Ed: [uprooting a tree] "What?"

Eddy: "What?"

Ed: "Who?"

Edd: "HEEELLLPPP!"

Ed: "Double D!" [He tosses the tree over his shoulder and runs towards the sound.]

Eddy: "Hey!" [The tree lands on Eddy.]

Ed: [looking under a bush] "See?"

Eddy: "Why you dirty–"

Ed: "Tag! You're it!"

Eddy: "You're dead!"

[Eddy chases Ed off a cliff.]

Ed: "Look, I'm Double D! I'm flying!"

[They land next to a river.]

Eddy: "Idiot." [A shoe hits him.]

Edd: "Get me down from here!"

[Edd is hanging from a ledge on top of a waterfall by his hat.]

Ed: "Hi Double D!"

Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, can you see my bro's place from up there?"

Edd: [angry] "NO!!!! Now get me down!"

Eddy: "You heard him, lumpy."

Edd: "Hurry please, I'm afraid I can't hold on for much longer gentlemen!"

Eddy: "Hit him with something, Ed! Something big!"

[Ed throws Eddy at Edd. He scores a direct hit, and the two fall into the water at the waterfall's base. When they hit, all the water is splashed upwards, and a bunch of buried treasure is revealed. The water comes down, soaking everything in the vicinity.]

Ed: [drenched and shivering] "Cold!"

[Edd and Eddy crawl out of the water. Eddy drags Edd onto dry land with his upper lip, which has gotten wedged in Edd's gap.]

Ed: [impressed] "Fancy trick, Eddy! Where'd you learn to do that?"

Edd: "How mortifying!"

Eddy: "My big bro showed me!"

Ed: "Do tell!"

Eddy: "Yep, my bro's a whiz at harpooning whales!"

Edd: [upset] "He is? Your brother is a whaler?"

Eddy: "My mom's got fifty pounds of blubber in the freezer as we speak!"

Edd: "You mean all this time–"

Ed: "That's more blubber than my mom's got!"

Eddy: "And he's got a peg leg too! But that's what you get for wrestling walruses."

Edd: "Eddy! If your brother is a whaler, then he must reside by the sea!"

Ed: "How do we find it, Double D?"

Edd: "It's quite simple, Ed. You see, this stream is a veritable highway that will lead us straight to it. We merely need to float upon the current, and it will carry us to its opening and Eddy's brother's retreat."

[Sarah strains against bonds that tie her back. She and Jimmy have been forced to drag the Kankers' wagon along, acting like horses for the Kankers. Jimmy falters and falls.]

Sarah: "You've gotta get up, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "I'm not gonna make it, Sarah!"

Lee: "Quit your squawkin and keep it movin!" [She picks up Sarah and turns her forward again.]

Marie: "Yeah, you heard her. We got boyfriends to save."

[Sarah growls, but then gets an idea. She smiles to herself sinisterly before turning around, a more sincere smile on her face.]

Sarah: "Gee, Lee, I love your toenail polish!"

Lee: "I said move–" [Lee realizes what Sarah said.] "Isn't that adorable? The kid wants to be just like us! Aww."

May: "Who doesn't?"

Marie: "She's kinda homely, if you ask me."

Lee: "Nobody's askin, Marie!" [She turns to Sarah with a bucket of paint.] "Here, kid. Knock yourself out."

Sarah: "Golly gee whilikers, thanks Lee!"

[Sarah grabs the paint and proceeds to slam it down onto Lee's hand. Lee screams in pain.]

Lee: "YEEOOWWCHHH!!!"

[Sarah brings the bucket up into Lee's chin. Lee goes flying backwards.]

Lee: "We got chisled, girls!"

Sarah: [lifting Jimmy's chains] "Move it Jimmy!"

Marie: "I got em Lee!"

May: "Wait Marie–"

[Marie dives at them. This knocks them forward and provides the wagon with momentum. Unfortunately, it also knocks May off balance so that she can't aim her slingshot. May tumbles off, and the wagon sails forwards towards Lee.]

Sarah: "Jimmy!"

[Sarah grabs Jimmy's legs and manages to pull him free. The wagon continues forward, Marie still on it, and hits Lee. They slam into a tree and stay there, pinned.]

Lee: "Why you little brats! Teach em a lesson, May!" [May begins to chase them in circles.]

May: "You bet, Lee!"

Jimmy: "Ow, ah!"

May: [trying to grab them] "I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha. I gotcha!"

[A familiar pair of legs tramples down the sidewalk. They run down the street. Suddenly, a rope with a melon tied to its end goes flying. It crashes down on the sidewalk, and the rope goes slack, carving a straight line down the street. The rope tightens and the melon begins to move, coming forward until it hits a mailbox. There, it stops and holds steady, while our hero climbs it. He clambers onto the mailbox and looks in at the mail. Seeing no sign of trouble, he shuts the door.]

Captain Melonhead: "No sign of those fiends here, Splinter!"

[Captain Melonhead zooms off again. Spying the candy store, he decides to check the gumball machine.]

Captain Melonhead: "No Eds here!"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "Whaddya mean we ain't gettin anywhere?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "We're takin the what?"

[Splinter pulls him forward.]

Captain Melonhead: "A bus?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "My melon rind senses trouble, chum!" [despondent] "I've never taken a bus before."

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "Huh? Nothing to it?"

Splinter the Wonderwood:

Captain Melonhead: "Boy, Plank, you sure turn into a fireball when you're wearing a mask! Okay then. If it means we bring down those three maniacs, we're takin a bus to justice!"

[The door to the factory creaks open. Kevin sticks his head in. Seeing nobody, he wheels his bike in. Nazz follows, shutting the door behind her. The factory is littered with the snakes.]

Nazz: "Dude! What's with all these stupid snake things?"

Kevin: "Shup!"

Nazz: [pointing to the office] "Kevin, look!"

Kevin: "You are so on fire today, Nazz."

[To emphasize this, he punches Nazz in the shoulder and heads up the stairs. Kevin kicks open the door and it crumbles to dust. He looks for the Eds.]

Kevin: "Hmm..."

Nazz: "Kev?"

Kevin: "They were here, I can feel it."

[Kevin opens a drawer and finds a bunch of chattering teeth.]

Nazz: [scared] "Get it, Kevin!" [A toy rat is running in circles.]

Kevin: [shoving her aside and examining the rat] "What is this, a joke?"

[Nazz, who has fallen into the file cabinet, rubs her head. At that moment, a drawer behind her slides open, bashing her on the head again. Nazz slams it shut, and a label reading "Dusty Dusty Dusty" peels off.]

Kevin: [crushing the rat] "Those three two-timing twerps are really getting to me, man."

Nazz: [handing him the label] "Hey Kev, check this out!"

Kevin: "Dusty dusty dusty? I don't get it."

Nazz: "Sounds like something Double D would say. Don'tcha think?" [moving closer] "Don't ya?"

[Suddenly, the floor beneath her crumbles, and she falls. Nazz hits a switch for a machine, and it turns on. The factory awakens, grumbling into life. The lights come on and a bell rings. The machinery begins moving for perhaps the first time in 10 years.]

Nazz: "Ow! Oh!"

Kevin: "Nazz!"

Nazz: "Kevin!"

Kevin: [spotting Nazz] "You okay?"

Nazz: "What was up with that?"

[A thump comes and they turn to the source. Another machine is turning on. Coincidentally, this happens to have a large paddlewheel contraption. Even more coincidentally, Kevin's bike is parked against it. The bike begins to be raised by the wheel.]

Kevin: "Not my bike!"

Nazz: "I'll get it!" [trying to grab it] "I think I can reach it, Kev."

[Her shirt snags on the wheel, and she gets lifted up.]

Kevin: "Hang on!"

Nazz: [pointing to the lever] "I fell on that thing! Over there!"

[Kevin rushes over and begins to strain against it.]

Nazz: "Dude! What's taking you?"

[Kevin turns around. Seeing his bike about to topple, he panics.]

Kevin: "Gah! I'm coming, babe!"

[The bike falls into the machine, but Kevin grabs it. Nazz sees this.]

Nazz: "Hey! What are you doing?" [She falls into the machine.] "Kevin!"

[Nazz slams into Kevin, and both of them fall into the funnel, followed by the bike.]

[Edd works on the boat while Eddy relaxes in the shade. Suddenly, Ed grabs him.]

Ed: "Eddy!" [showing him the boat] "It's a duck! See?"

Eddy: [angry] "I thought you were making a boat!"

Edd: "And a boat it is, Eddy." [polishing it] "It mimics the common mallard in order to offer minimal disruption to the local fauna."

Eddy: [excited] "It's got a sauna?"

Ed: [jamming his head into Edd's face] "Saunas make me sweat! More."

[Edd tries to get loose. He does, but in the process loses his hat.]

Eddy: "My eyes! They're burning!"

Edd: "You stop that!"

Ed: "Does it hurt, Double D?"

Edd: "Oh shush!" [He grabs his hat back and cleans it.] "Can we please get down to the business at hand?" [putting his hat on] "Thank you. Ed, drumroll, please?"

Eddy: "For what?"

[Ed chuckles, pulls up his shirt, and begins to drum on his belly.]

Edd: "By the authority vested in me, sanctioned by want, I hereby christen this seaworthy vessel, the esteemed, um–" [reading the writing on the side] "S. S. Mutant Almost A Chicken Duck?" [Ed chuckles.]

Eddy: "Surprised you didn't run out of paint."

Edd: "Stand clear, gentlemen!"

[Edd swings the bottle forward. Unfortunately, it runs out of momentum just short of the side and hangs there, swinging. Eddy laughs.]

Eddy: "Hey muscles! Can we go now? My bro'll make us eat a barnacle if we show up while he's watching Matlock."

Edd: "Really?"

Ed: [excited] "He's gonna feed us, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Heck yeah! He was the royal cook for the king of Englishland."

Edd: "You mean England, Eddy."

Ed: "Alley-oop!" [He pulls the boat into the water.] "Aah!"

Eddy: "And away we go! It ain't nothin but smooth sailin straight to big bro's place, boys!"

[May runs through the field of sunflowers, looking for their captives.]

May: "Where'd they go?"

Lee: "You see em May?" [She runs into May.]

Marie: "Watch your back!" [She runs into Lee.]

Lee: [shoving Marie away] "Get off me!"

May: [getting up] "I coulda sworn they went this-a-way!"

Marie: "You'd lose your head if it weren't nailed down."

May: "My head ain't nailed!"

[Above them, Sarah and Jimmy cower, clinging to the leaves of a sunflower.]

Marie: "It's made of wood, ain't it?"

May: "No it's not."

Marie: "Yes it is."

May: "No it's not!" [A ladybug crawls onto Jimmy.]

Marie: "Pinocchio head." [Jimmy opens his mouth to scream.]

May: [whining] "Lee, Marie swore!" [Sarah clamps her hand over Jimmy's mouth.]

Lee: [grabbing them] "Why don't you two quit thinkin about yourselves–" [slamming them together] "–and think about our boyfriends!" [They slump to the ground. Sarah looks at the ladybug.] "They need us more than ever, girls."

[Sarah reaches out and thwacks the ladybug with her finger. The bug flies off and hits a sunflower. Lee looks up, alert, and runs in its direction.]

Lee: [to her sisters] "Move it!"

[May and Marie shake off their daze and run after their sister. Sarah and Jimmy slide down from the sunflower.]

Sarah: "I think they're gone, Jimmy." [turning to go in the other direction] "Ssh! Let's get the heck outta here."

[They crawl through the field. Suddenly, a loud snorting catches their attention.]

Jimmy: "Forest imps!"

[Sarah lifts a leaf out of the way and sees Wilfred.]

Sarah: "Ew, it's a pig!"

Jimmy: "That's Rolf's piggie, Sarah!" [patting it] "Hello, Wilfred!"

Sarah: "Don't touch it! Enough with the pig, let's just go." [Wilfred noses at Jimmy.]

Jimmy: "He must smell the sweet aroma of my no-time nibble." [unwrapping the caramel apple] "See? My candied apple, Sarah."

Lee: [offscreen] "Why's this place look familiar?"

Marie: "That's 'cause we're just walking around in a circle." [Sarah grabs the apple from Jimmy and dangles it in front of the pig. They clamber on and ride out of the sunflower patch.]

May: "But that would mean we're lost!"

Marie: "I know, woodhead."

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