(Shere Khan comes close to a deer grazing, lies down ready to pounce, but elephants trumpet and the deer runs away)
Elephants march and sing: Hup, two, three, four Hup, two, three, four Keep it up, two, three, four.
Shere Khan: What beastly luck. Confound that ridiculous colonel Hathi.
Hathi: Comany, sound off!
Elephants march and sing: Oh we march from here to there
Elephant #3: And it doesn't matter where
Elephants: You can hear us push
Through the deepest bush
Hup, two, three, four
Hathi: With a military air!
Elephants: With a military air
(The elephants trumpet)
Sue: (flying on hopter) Mowgli! Come on! You have to be somewhere!
Doraemon: (flying on hopter) Mowgli!
(They hear the elephants trumpet)
Doraemon: Do you hear that?
Bagheera: The jungle patrol.
Elephants: We're a crackerjack bridage
On a pachyderm parade
But we'd rather stroll
To a water hole
Hathi Jr: Hup, two, three, four
Elephants: For a furlough in the shade
Baghhera: (arrives) stop!
(Elephants don't notice)
Sue: I think you mean halt.
Bagheera: You're right. HALT!!!
(Elephants stop, crashing into each other)
Hathi: Who said "Halt"? I give the commands around here. Now speak up, who was it?
Bagheera: Oh, it was me, colonel.
Phineas: And us as well.
Hathi: What do you mean, taking over my command? Highly irregular you know.
Bagheera: Colonel, I am sorry, but-but I need your help.
(Shere Khan comes closer to listen)
Hathi: Impossible. We're on a cross-country march.
Bagheera: It's an emergency, colonel. The man-cub must be found.
Hathi: Man-cub? What man-cub?
Shere Khan: How interesting...
Bagheera: The one I was taking to the man-village.
Hathi: It's where he belongs. Now sir, if you don't mind, we'd like to get on with the march.
Sue: No, no, you don't understand, Hathi. He's lost. He ran away.
Shere Khan: How delightful.
Hathi: Well, serves the young wippersnapper right.
Bagheera: But-but Shere Khan, the tiger, he's sure to pick up the man-cub's trail.
(Shere Khan nods)
Hathi: Ha, ha. Shere Khan. Nonsense, old boy. Shere Khan isn't within miles of here. (Shere Khan chuckles) Sorry Bagheera. Fortunes of war and all that sort of thing you know.
Winifred: (walks to Hathi) This has gone far enough.. Now just a minute, you pompous old windbag!
Hathi: Winifred? WHat are you doing out of ranks?
Winifred: Never mind. How would you like our boy lost and alone inthe jungle? (Hathi Jr. poses as illustration for the words)
Hathi: Our son? But Winifred, old girl, that's an entirely different matter.
Hathi: Different. Entirely.
Winifred: That boy is no differnet than our own son. Now you help find him or I'm taking over command.
Hathi: What? A female leading my herd? Utterly preposterous.
Hathi Jr.: Pop, the man-cub and I are friends. He'll get hurt if we don't find him. Please, Pop? Sir? Please?
Hathi: Now, don't you worry, son. You father had a plan in mind all the time.
Winifred: Huh. Sure you did.
Hathi: Troopers, Company, left face! Volunteers for a special mission will step one pace forward. (Hathi turn around, all elephants do one step behind, except Elephant #3, who then notices it and step behind too)
Hathi: Ha, ha. That's what I like to see. Devotion to duty. You volunteers will find the lost man-cub.
Bagheera: Thank you colonel. Now there's no time to lose. (Bagheera, Doraemon, Sue, Phineas and Ferb leave)
Sue: (flying on hopter in Dorothy's voice) Goodbye, Colonel Hathi, and thanks a lot.
Hathi: Yes, well. Good luck. (in whisper) When the man-cub is sighted you will sound your trumpet 3 times.
Elephant #2: Yes sir. (he trumpets and Hathi silences him)
Hathi: Shh. Not now soldier.
Elephant #2: Sorry, sir.
Hathi (comes to Elephant #7): Leutenant, our strategy shall be the element of surprise. You will take one squad and cover the right flank (Shere Khan leans forward to hear the whisper)
Elephant #7: Yes sir.
Hathi: (even quieter) And I shall take the other squad on the left flank (very loud) Company!!! Forward... March!
(Elephants walk away, falling trees as they go)
Shere Khan: Element of surprise? I say. Ha, ha, ha. And now for my rendezvous with the lost man-cub.