This is how Battle in Egypt goes in My Little Pony Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
[We see the PHOENIX soldiers getting ready to land when an alarm goes off]
[Captain Thunderbolt gives a convincing worried look as the soldiers get ready to jump]
Human Filthy Rich: You're behind this, aren't you?
Captain Thunderbolt: I don't know what you're talking about.
[Another alarm sounds]
Captain Thunderbolt: [leads him to the opening launch as he gives him instructions on what to do]
[Human Filthy Rich pulls his cord too early]
Captain Thunderbolt: No, not right now, we're on the plane, you idiot!
[Human Filthy Rich flies out, yelling]
Moon Assault: Did he say goodbye?
Captain Thunderbolt: No, he didn't say goodbye.
Scarlet Witch: [smirks] Get rid of the moron, objective completed.
[Everyone laughed at her joke while some just stared in confusion]
Starscream: Master, sorry to be the barer of bad news, but the soldiers have brought the body of the I-Rex.
Megatron: The alicorn must have the Matrix. We cannot let her reach Indominus.
[Starscream flies off with Omegabot]
Megatron: Decepticons, begin our assault!
[Multiple comets land as soldiers watch]
[Overload, Mixmaster, Scavenger, Hightower, and Scrapper drive up]
Discord: This doesn't look good.
[A yellow Rampage and a yellow dump truck Constructicon drive up as well]
Discord: They're getting ready for attack.
Sunset Shimmer: We can't take them.
[Long Haul arrives as well]
Discord: I'm not liking the looks of this.
Sunset Shimmer: Is that good?
[Suddenly they all start transforming at the same time]
Discord: We better be ready to run.
[Malfunction transforms with shock in his eyes]
Major Malfunction: Might as well run now, they're combining into Devastator!
[The Constructicons transform into the combiner, Devastator]
[Discord and Sunset run as Malfunction covers fire]
[Devastator begins sucking everything into his mouth and expulsing it into the atmosphere]
[Skids and Mudflap are standing in awe]
Mudflap: Whoa, look at this.
Major Malfunction: Will someone shut them up?
[A piece of debris hits Skids' head]
Major Malfunction: Thank you.
Skids: Mean robots suck.
[They run to grab hold of something]
[People and animals are sucked in]
[Skids and Mudflap try to hold on to some stairs]
Mudflap: Hold me tight!
[Mudflap is sucked up]
Mudflap: Kung fu grip boy, kung fu grip. You ain't getting me.
[He is then sucked into the grinder]
[Devastator coughs a little]
Skids: He's dead. He's gone. He got all eaten up. [cries]
Sunset Shimmer: He'll see us coming.
Discord: Well the only safe place is right under him.
Major Malfunction: And here, I thought you were crazy and untactful.
Discord: I'm ignoring that one.
Major Malfunction: Go!
[Devastator's head bursts open as Mudflap comes out]
Mudflap: You ain't never eating me! I'm gonna... bust... your... face up! [hits him with an engine from Devastator's head]
[Malfunction fires his machine gun as Mudflap continues beating the giant Decepticon]
Mudflap: I'll rip you up!
[Skids climbs up]
Skids: Keep fighting, Mudflap.
[Devastator tries to get them off]
Mudflap: Yee-haw! Nobody messes with the twins!
[They move out of Devastator's fists]
Mudflap: I got you.
[Mudflap accidentally shoots Skids in the face]
Skids: Ow, man, you shot me in the face!
Major Malfunction: [to himself] I have no idea why Optimus didn't fire those two when he had the chance, cause those two are idiots.
[Devastator starts making his way to the pyramid]
Major Malfunction and Discord: Stay under him.
[Twilight and Rarity run through the city]
[Starscream flies overhead]
Starscream: Rampage, spring the trap.
[Rampage tosses Starlight and Trixie out of him as Ravage circles them]
[Twilight and Rarity come over but stop when they see Ravage]
Trixie Lulamoon: [sees Twilight] Twilight!
Starlight Glimmer: What?
Trixie Lulamoon: Twilight!
[They run over to them as Rampage starts transforming]
[Rarity and Twilight embrace their friends]
[Suddenly, they hear a noise as Rampage bounces in on them]
[Rarity, Twilight, Starlight, and Trixie fall down as Rampage points his guns at them]
Twilight Sparkle: [to Starlight and Trixie] Just stop. They don't want you, they want me.
Rampage: Princess Twlight Sparkle.
Twilight Sparkle: Don't hurt them. Please, don't hurt them. [takes out the bag with the Matrix dust] You want this? Is this what you want? Okay, I'll give it to you, just don't hurt them.
[The camera appears outwards as we see Optimus and Bumblebee climbing, signifying she is distracting Rampage]
Rampage: [slams his whips on the ground]
Twilight Sparkle: Optimus!
[Rampage turns in time to see Optimus punch him in the face]
[Bumblebee jumps down and battles the Constructicon]
[Optimus gets the ponies out of the way and helps Bumblebee battle Rampage]
[Ravage activates his gun and attack Bumblebee while Optimus holds off Rampage]
[Bumblebee grabs Ravage and rips him in half]
[Optimus and Bumblebee take the halves and hit Rampage with them]
[Bumblebee grabs Rampage by the arms and kicks him in the back, ripping his arms off and killing him]
[Twilight then talks to Trixie and Starlight]
Twilight Sparkle: [to Bumblebee] You've gotta get them out of here.
Twilight Sparkle: [to Trixie and Starlight] You've got to get in the car and get to safety.
[Starlight is reluctant]
[Devastator starts climbing up the pyramid]
Discord: I blame Zoidberg for all of this.
[As he starts climbing, we briefly see Zoidberg crying about this]
Discord: If they turn that machine on, no more sun. But that's not gonna happen.
[He begins climbing the pyramid]
[Devastator begins sucking up pieces of the pyramid]
Mixmaster: Listen up, PHOENIX.
[He fires at them]
[Jetfire luckily flies in]
Jetfire: Incoming! [transforms to robot mode] Stick the landing!
[He then gets out his battle axe and goes to battle the Constructicon]
Jetfire: Behold, glory of Jetfire!
[Mixmaster tries to fire at him, but misses]
Jetfire: Here's how we brought the pain back in my day!
[He kills Mixmaster]
[Scorponok, revealed to still be alive, jumps out of the ground and attacks him]
[Jetfire is able to get him off and kill him]
Jetfire: I'm too old for this stuff.