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Here's how Bender's Jar of Dirt Song goes in Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Jack Sparrow: I'll handle this, mate. Oi, fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [he tumbles over. But Jack raises the jar] Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.

I got a jar of dirt,
I got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it?

Bender: Yeah! You guys will never figure it out. You know why?

Bender:

He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it

Peter: Uh, Brian. What the heck is he doing?

Brian: I... do not have a clue.

Bender:

He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it

Roger: Bender seems to be acting a bit strange.

Bender:

He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it

Umbreon: How long is this gonna take?

Sylveon: I have no idea.

Bender:

He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
And guess what's inside it
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt
He's got a jar of dirt

[Bender then tumbles over]

Bender: Oh, yeah! By the way! Bit my shiny metal butt!

Minerva Mink (as Twilight): Well... it can't get any worse.

Davy Jones: Enough!

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