This is how Blackout attacks the wild western base goes in My Little Pony Transformers.
[We see a desert as we see a plane flying over the sands]
[On board are some soldier ponies]
Sun Strike: Man, I can wait to go home. I really can't wait to taste Mama's Barbeque again.
Moon Assault: Man, you've talking about Mama's Barbeque ever since we finished our previous mission. I ain't ever going back there.
Star Striker: Moony, Moony, Moony. You're just saying that because you don't know good barbeque when you taste it.
Fig Tree: [says something in Spanish]
Gleaming Shield: Fig, we've been over this. We don't speak Spanish.
Ground Breaker: English please.
Moon Assault: What about you, Captain?
Captain Thunderbolt: Ah, nothing much. I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time.
[They tease about this]
Captain Thunderbolt: [in Lennox's voice] Shut up.
[Their plane arrives at the Canterlot Military Base in the Wild West]
[We see soldier ponies playing basketball, relaxing in kiddie pools, even some of them taking showers with their shorts on]
[An Appleloosan colt comes up to Thunderbolt, who is writing a report about the mission]
Little Appleloosan Colt: Thunderbolt!
[Thunderbolt looks up and sees him]
Captain Thunderbolt: Hey, what's going on?
[The little colt offers him a canteen]
Little Appleloosan Colt: Water?
Captain Thunderbolt: Oh thank you. [takes it and drinks some of the water] You here to help out with the gear?
[We cut to a helicopter searching for the base]
[Cut to the control room in the base]
Technician Pony: Sir, we have an unidentified flying military object in our airspace.
Base Commander: Put me through.
[Cut back to the chopper as the base commander talks]
Base Commander: Unidentified flying military object, you are flying in restricted airspace.
[Two jets fly off to find it]
[When the two jets do find it, they see it says 4500X on its side]
Jet Pilot Pony: Unidentified flying military object identified as Chopper 4500X.
[Back in the control room, a soldier pony comes up to the base commander with a report]
Soldier Pony: Sir, it says here that Chopper 4500X was shot down 3 months ago in Drafghanistan.
Base Commander: Well, check, then check again.
Soldier Pony: [gravely] I did, sir. A friend of mine was on that chopper.
[The jets lead the chopper to the base]
[Captain Thunderbolt walks into a tent]
Captain Thunderbolt: Am I on?
Technician Pony: You're on, Captain.
[He goes over to a computer with a face cam]
Captain Thunderbolt: Hahaha, my ladies!
[We see he is talking with his wife and baby daughter]
Captain Thunderbolt:(about his daughter) Oh, she's so big, I just wanna chew on her. Liz, I just want you to know, we did really good.
Lightning Cloud (nicknamed Liz): She has your laugh.
Captain Thunderbolt: She laughs?
Lightning Cloud: Her first one.
Captain Thunderbolt: Oh, wow. Are you sure she didn't just hiccup?
Lightning Cloud: No, she's a lady.
[The baby coos at seeing her father]
Lightning Cloud: She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
[Cut back to the chopper landing]
Base Commander: Chopper 4500X. Something's not right.
[As if to confirm it, the technician pony notices something about the computer]
Technician Pony: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[We see the computer is glitching]
Technician Pony: It's coming from the chopper.
[He picks up a phone, but the lights start flickering]
[Cut back to Captain Thunderbolt's chat with his wife and daughter, as it starts short circuiting the screen]
Lightning Cloud: Thunder?
Captain Thunderbolt: Hey, Liz, if you can hear me, I'll be home soon.
[The chat finally cuts off]
[Soldiers surround the chopper]
Base Commander: Pilot of Chopper 4500X, power down now.
[The chopper does so, though we see the "pilot" suddenly glitch, signifying the helicopter is somehow driving itself]
Base Commander: Have your crew step out, or we will kill you.
[As if in response, the helicopter blades and tail rotors stop suddenly]
[The blades rise up slowly and then fold back and lower again]
Soldier Pony: Hold your fire!
[Parts continue shifting and then shift fast as the chopper suddenly transforms into the Decepticon, Blackout]
Base Commander: My word.
[The soldiers fire at the giant robot, who returns fire]
Moon Assault: Sound the alarm! We're under attack!
[Blackout continues his rampage]
[He then rips off the roof of the control room and begins hacking into the system]
Base Commander: No. [sees the files he is hacking] It's going after the files! Cut the hardline!
Technician Pony: I need a key! It's locked!
[The base commander grabs a fire axe and cuts the hardline]
[Meanwhile, Blackout continues his rampage]
[As Moon Assault is running, he is nearly stepped on]
[He holds a camera up to Blackout, who sees him]
Blackout: (activates his chest gun)
Moon Assault: Why are they always aiming at me?! (runs)
Fig Tree: (fires some flares)
Blackout: (fires a warning shot and dispatches Scorponok)
[Scorponok chases after the soldiers]
[Blackout kills some soldiers trying to escape and the screen goes black]