Here is how Brian and Thomas play chess, Green Goblin attacks, and Spider-Man comes to the rescue in Age of Darkness.
(MU theme plays as Brian sets up a chess board)
(Thomas chuffs up)
Thomas: Hey, Brian. What 'cha doing?
Brian: I'm setting up a chess board. Wanna play?
Thomas: Sure.
(a dramatic game of chess begins playing)
Brian: You're going down, Thomas the Tank Engine!
Thomas: I don't think so, Brian Griffin!
(Thomas then captures Brian's King)
Thomas:(as Johnny Test) Check mate, fuzzy buddy.
Brian: Darn!
(just then, a bomb in the shape of a pumpkin lands on the chess board and explodes)
Brian: What was that for?!
(a familiar laugh is heard as Green Goblin throws another bomb)
(ponies and people run as Goblin continues his attack)
(suddenly, a web hits his face)
???: WAAHOOOO!!!
(Spider-Man swings in and kicks Goblin)
(Goblin hits James, denting him)
James: Hey!
(he knocks Goblin off in anger and huffs away)
Green Goblin:(kicks Spider-Man into a building window)
(he flies up there)
(he sees Spider-Man is sitting on the couch, eating pizza, and listening to his music)
Spider-Man~
Spider-Man~
Does whatever a spider can~
Spins a web~
Any size~
Can't you see?~
He's just like us~
Look out!~
Here comes the Spider-Man~
Spider-Man: Bet you wish you could have some of this.
(Goblin just stares at him)
Spider-Man:(webs his face)
(he then damages Goblin's glider)
Green Goblin:(flies away to repair his glider) I'll get you for this, Spider-Man!