This transcript uses substitutions and censoring. This scene from Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut takes place during the classroom.
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2? (the kids remain silent) Come on, children, don't be shy. Just give me your math problems. (Clyde raises his hand) Yes, Clyde?
Mr. Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete coward. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: (mocks gibberish)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you (bleep) jerk!
Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "(bleep)". You can't say "(bleep)" in school, you stupid fat butt!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Ash: He's right, Cartman!
Cartman: Why the (bleep) not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "(bleep)" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. (bleeping)
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to (bleeping)?
(Everyone gasps, including Pooh, Ash, and others)
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone and clears his throat while Pooh, Ash, and others get shocked in horror) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO (bleeping), MR. GARRISON?!
(Mr. Garrison gets shocked in anger)
Tigger: I think they're in big trouble.
Pooh: Oh, bother.
Stan: Holy shoot, dude.