This transcript uses substitutions and censoring. This scene from Winnie the Pooh Goes to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut takes place during the classroom.

Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2? (the kids remain silent) Come on, children, don't be shy. Just give me your math problems. (Clyde raises his hand) Yes, Clyde?

Clyde: 12?

Mr. Garrison: Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete coward. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.

Cartman: (mocks gibberish)

Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!

Cartman: Hey! Don't call me fat, you (bleep) jerk!

Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!

Piglet: What?!

Roo: Huh?

Ash: What?!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?

Cartman: Jerk?

Kyle: No, he's talking about "(bleep)". You can't say "(bleep)" in school, you stupid fat butt!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Ash: He's right, Cartman!

Pikachu: Pika!

Cartman: Why the (bleep) not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "(bleep)" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: (bleep)

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. (bleeping)

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to (bleeping)?

(Everyone gasps, including Pooh, Ash, and others)

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone and clears his throat while Pooh, Ash, and others get shocked in horror) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO (bleeping), MR. GARRISON?!

(Mr. Garrison gets shocked in anger)

Tigger: I think they're in big trouble.

Pooh: Oh, bother.

Stan: Holy shoot, dude.

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