This is how the Chasm of Death and bedtime story goes in Total Drama: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

Duncan (Total Drama): So why do they call it the Chasm of Death, Buck, exactly?

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Well, Duncan. They tried "Big, Smelly Crack" but that just made everybody giggle.

Buck the Wiesel: Yep.

Mike: Well, now what?

[Buck and Buck (EG) use their knives to cut down a cable car made of bones]

Buck the Weasel: [to the TD girls] Ladies?

Buck the Wiesel (EG):[to Evil Anna and Sci-Twi] Madams?

Mike: Whoa! They are not doing that.

[Flurry flies into Linsay's arms]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Wait, Mike. Rule number 1?

[Scott puts his hand up to say something]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Hold on. [to Mike] Come on, human. You're supposed to have a good memory.

Crash Bandicoot: Always listen to Buck. Two Bucks to be correct.

[The TD girls, Evil Anna and Sci-Twi step into the car and Linsay still carries Flurry in her arms]

Sci-Ryan: Ok, Twilight. Enjoy the ride. Plus. Breath in the toxic gas and you'll die.

Sci-Twi: Wait. What?!

Matau T. Monkey: It's not toxic, Sci-Twi. This gas is a combination of laughing gas and something to do with balloons.

[Ryan holds a sign that says "Good luck."]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): This day is going to be perfect~

Mike: Wait!

[Buck cuts the car lose, the girls breath in and Linsay covers Flurry's mouth]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): GERONIMO!!!!

[The TD boys, Ryan, Evil Ryan, Bertram and Matau watch as they disappear]

Crash Bandicoot: Where did they go, Adagio?

Adagio Dazzle: Into the mist, duh.

Cody Fairbrother: Why did the human version of Buck sing?

Aria Blaze: I guess he can express his feeling in song, Cody. Sci-Ryan knows that we have been known to sing from time to time.

[The car is pulled back up but it's empty]

Sci-Ryan: TWILIGHT!!! Where did you go? The Dazzlings sing all the time. They can fight Queen Chrysalis and Rudy.

Sci-Twi: We're at the bottom, Ryan! You have to try this.

Sci-Ryan: Ok, Twilight.[to Bugs Bunny] Right, Bugs?

[Bugs nods]

Daffy Duck: Okay. Must be why Cody has a reputation at CHS.

[Cody and Sunset shrug]

Ryan F-Freeman: Why, Sunset?

Sunset Shimmer: Because, Ryan. We don't have to inhale the gas.

Adagio Dazzle: Unless you want to fight Rudy and get captured by Queen Chrysalis.

Cody Fairbrother: Uuuuhhh. We'll try this ride, Adagio.

[Sunset nods]

Batman (The LEGO Movie): That's the spirit, Cody. C'mon, friends.

[Cody smiles and later, the cart is stuck above the casum]

12th Doctor: Don't worry!

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Just some technical difficulties.

Sci-Twi: Hold on, guys! You're doing great.

Sci-Ryan:[straining and sighs] Wow. I hope Chrysalis is far behind.

Ryan F-Freeman: Uh oh. Sci-Ryan breathed it.[gasps] Looks like I'M breathing it, Sonata!

[They both cough]

Sci-Ryan: [in Fixit's voice] Hey! We're not dead!

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan? Are you ok?

Ryan F-Freeman:[in Sideswipe's voice] Yes, Matau.[to Sci-Ryan] You sound ridiculous.

Sci-Ryan: Me? I suggest you should hear you for my friend Twilight.

[They start to laugh]

Matau T. Monkey:[in Sonata's voice] Are you ok, Bertram?

Bertram T. Monkey:[muffled] I think so, Matau.[inhales. in Discord's voice] Then Applejack said: "Peanut butter hoof? Yuck! Not even with jelly on it." [laughs]

Daffy Duck: [inhales, in Rainbow Dash's voice] Yeah. Funny monkey.[laughs]

Bugs Bunny:[inhales, in Adagio's voice] I agree with you, Daffy. [laughs]

Matau T. Monkey: Why do you, Bugs and I sound like girls, Daffy?

[Lightning and Batman (The LEGO Movie) inhales the gas]

Lightning:[in Bumblebee's voice] It's not sha-poison. Huh?[laughs]

Batman (The LEGO Movie): [in Snips' voice] Because it's a combo of laughing gas and helium. Jessica? You breathed it?[laughs]

Jessica Fairbrother: [muffled] I don't know, Batman.[inhales, in Midnight Sparkle's voice] [laughs] You were right. I didn't understand this gas before. But I do now! [resumes laughing]

Matau T. Monkey: Adagio? Have you breathed in the gas?

[Adagio shakes her head for "no" then inhales the gas]

Adagio Dazzle: [in Aria's voice] Well, I do now.[laughs with Matau]

Matau T. Monkey: Wait. I got an idea. You better believe I got tricks up my sleeve~

Mike:[muffled] Stop! Are you crazy!?

Ryan F-Freeman: Jessica. Did Brian breathed it?

Jessica Fairbrother: Uh, Grandfather, I think he did.

Brian the Crocodile:[in Master Xehanort's voice] Why? I did know that Ryvine is after Flurry Heart's magic. Am I right, Aria?[laughs]

[Aria nods then she and Cody inhales the gas]

Cody Fairbrother: [in Sunset Shimmer's voice] We know, Sunset. I can say your line. A demon. You turned into a raging she-demon.

[Sunset laughs at Cody]

Aria Blaze:[in Pinkie Pie's voice] And when she tried to turn everyone in CHS including the human Rigby into her army of teenage zombies for Cody.[laughs]

[Cody laughs]

Crash Bandicoot:[inhales, in Nightmare Moon's voice] Are you ok, Sonata? Wait.[laughs]

Sonata Dusk:[in Janette's voice] Yes. [laughs]

Sci-Ryan: That's funny, Sonata.[laughs]

Cody Fairbrother: I've got another thing.[to Jessica] Twilight! You can't do this!

Jessica Fairbrother: Why not? There's a whole other world right there and it's just filled with energy. Whoops. I meant magic. [laughs]

[Cody laughs with Jessica]

Buck the Wiesel: Stop laughing!

Buck the Wiesel (EG): All of you!

Cody Fairbrother: Stop laughing, all of you![laughs]

[Ryan shushes them]

Mike:[in Thomas' voice] What's rule number 1?[laughs]

[The others laugh with him except Evil Ryan who is still holding his breath]

Evil Anna: Looks like, Sci-Twi, Jessica sounds like you as Midnight Sparkle.

[Sci-Twi just sighs]

Courtney: They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?

Evil Anna:[points down] These Dinosaurs died laughing.

[The TD girls look down to see Dinosaur skeletons]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Yeah. She's right.

[Evil Anna nods]

Evil Ryan: Are you ok, Sunset?[gasps] If I see Jay, Ryvine and Twivine and the other two, I know that[in Ultron's voice] they'll get what's coming to them. Huh?[laughs]

[Sunset and Cody laughs with Evil Ryan]


Sci-Ryan: I saw what happens in Weekenders Adventures of LEGO Dimensions, Sunset. Lord Vortech and Ryan's three siren friends make fun of Kamen Guts and his pose and Tino becomes angry.[laughs]

Sunset Shimmer: Guys! If you don't stop laughing, you'll end up like these Dinosaurs.

Evil Ryan: I'll have a look.

[Evil Ryan looks down but resumes laughing]

Thomas: Stop laughing!

Evil Ryan: You remember what's funny? We're trying to rescue Sierra. Now we're going to die except me. And I know one thing, Ryan. You do compare me with Stark.[laughs and coughs]

Sci-Ryan: I don't even like Sierra.

Ryan F-Freeman: You'll have to excuse her. She's an idiot.[laughs]

Matau T. Monkey: You sound like what Adagio said, Master Ryan.[laughs]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): Oh boy.

[Sci-Twi rolls her eyes]

Lightning: Thanks for sha-getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've sha-had in years.

Brian the Crocodile: Thanks for letting me join you, Dad. That's the great thing I had in my life.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thank you, Brian, for you and Lightning deserting us. That was totally super!

[A moment when they laugh, a tug happens]

Sci-Ryan: Odette??

[Buck and Buck (EG) are tugging on the rope when Mike reaches up and tickles them]

Mike: Tickle, tickle, tickle!

Buck the Wiesel (EG): [slaps his hand] Stop this please!

Buck the Wiesel: [slaps Mike's other hand] Yeah! Stop that! [gasps]

Buck the Wiesel (EG): [gasps] Don't you see?! [in Alvin's voice] We're all gonna die!

Buck the Wiesel: [in Theodore's voice] Yeah! What he said!

Jessica Fairbrother: So what? There's more magic there. And I want to understand it ALL!! [laughs]

Sci-Ryan: I know! [laughs with Jessica]

[Everyone else laughs too, including the two Bucks. At the bottom]

Sci-Twi: [sighs] We've gotta do everything, huh, girls?

Evil Anna: Hello? It's just, like, what Ellie said.

Zoey: Yeah.


Ryan F-Freeman: Yahoo!

Sci-Ryan: Sometimes. I wet my bed.

Bertram T. Monkey: It's ok, Sci-Ryan. Sometime, "I" wet your bed!

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