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Clarabelle: HA HA HA. THIS IS IT, HANDSOME AND FRIENDS. GET READY FOR THE BIG SLEEP, 
THE RIVER OF NO RETURN, 
THE LONG DAY'S JOURNEY INTO NIGHT. MOO! HOO! HA HA HA! 


Sneech: (gulps) (in Wilbur the Pig's voice) I think I'm going to faint.

[BOING] 


Goofy: GOSH. YOUR SWEET VOICE 
IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

[COWBELL RINGS] 
 

Clarabelle: HUH? 
 

Goofy: ♪ YOUR CHAINS OF LOVE NOW HOLD ME TIGHT ♪ 
♪ YOUR BOVINE BEAUTY MAKES MY HEART TAKE FLIGHT ♪ 

Clarabelle: ♪ YOU WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND ONE SMIDGE ♪ 
♪ I'M GOING TO DROP YOU SCREAMING OFF THIS BRIDGE ♪ 
HA HA HA!  

Goofy: CLARABELLE, YOU DRIVE ME NUTS! 
 

Chorus: ♪ HIS LOVE'S SO SWEET, HIS LOVE'S SO BLIND ♪ 
 

Clarabelle: ♪ POOR GOOF... ♪ 
 

Chorus: ♪ YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM ♪ 
 

Clarabelle: ♪ POOR GRUNGE ♪ 
♪ FAREWELL ♪ 
♪ TAKE THE PLUNGE ♪ 
 

Goofy: ♪ MY MILKMAID MISS ♪ 
♪ YOU CHARM MY SOUL ♪ 
♪ YOU LEAVE ME UTTERLY BEYOND CONTROL ♪ 
♪ CALL ME A GOOF, BUT ONE THING'S CLEAR ♪ 
♪ YOUR MELODIOUS MOO IS MUSIC TO MY EARS ♪ 
 

Chorus: ♪ HE'S NO DON JUAN ♪ 

Clarabelle: ♪ HE'S NOT REAL SMART ♪ 
♪ AND YET HE'S TOUCHED MY LITTLE COWHIDE HEART ♪ 
♪ HE LOVES MY MOO, MY COW-LIKE GAZE ♪ 
♪ HIS NUMSKULL CHARM ♪ 
♪ HAS SET MY HEART ♪ 
[SHATTERS] 
♪ ABLAZE ♪ 
 

Chorus: ♪ AH-AH... ♪  

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]  

[CRACKING] 
 

Goofy: (Sneech screams) YA-HOO-HOO-HOO! 
WA-HOO-HOO-HOOEY! 
 

(Clarabelle grabs the chains and ties them and jumps) 

Clarabelle: WHOA! 
 

[THUD] 
 

Clarabella: HURRY, MY LOVE. YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. YOUR FRIEND MICKEY IS IN DIRE PERIL. 

Goofy: NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S IN THE MUSKETEERS. 

Clarabelle: I MEAN HE'S IN DANGER. 

Sneech: That's what I was going to say. 

[CRACKING] 
 

All: WHOA! 
 

Donald: (rows the boat) I'LL BE A MUSKETEER 
WHEN COWS FALL FROM THE SKY. WHAT? UH-OH. 

[SPLASH] 
 

(Next morning at the castle on the ocean) 

[THUNDER RUMBLES]  

[BIRDS SQUAWKING] 
 

[WATER SPLASHING] 

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