Holo-Trent: [singing] To win Gwen's heart with the holophonors art, I need hands of transcendental quickness.
Holo-Robot Devil: [singing] Well I don't see any danger, In gambling with a stranger, For my head is of a most amazing thickness.
- [He spins the wheel and falls over. The audience laughs. At the back of the room the Robot Devil sees and growls. He stands up.]
Holo-Robot Devil: [singing] I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupider than you, I'm stupider than you in every way.
- [The real Robot Devil jumps onto the stage.]
Robot Devil: Stupider? Pah! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! [He kicks the Holo-Robot Devil actor off the stage. The audience gasps. Trent stops playing and the holo-scene fades, leaving the Holo-Trent actor standing on the stage in his underpants.] Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry.
Luffy: What do you really want?
Robot Devil: [singing] I want my hands back. (Laugh)
Trent, Luffy, Brook, Usopp & Chopper: (Singing) Never! A deal is a deal even with a dirty dealer.
Robot Devil: (Singing) Very well, then I'll take what I want from Gwen!
He pull her up to the stage
Robot Devil: (singing) Gwen has promised me her hands
Gwen: (Singing) Trent, you do not understand.
- [The music slows down and the spotlight narrows as Gwen walks across the stage.]
Gwen: [singing] I should have revealed I've been deafened by Franky, The shame, The shame, But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendour, Deception's the curse of my whimsical gender, He gave me mechanical ears, Effective though just a bit garish, In return without shedding a tear, I agreed that I'd give him my hand--
Robot Devil: In Marriage!
Robot Devil: You'd give me your hand in marriage.
Crash: [singing] Is this really happening or just being staged?
Duncan: [singing] It can't be real--
Ryan: [singing] Not if Gwen is engaged.
Gwen: [singing] That isn't what I meant, That isn't what I signed.
- [The Robot Devil takes the contract out of his chest cabinet.]
Robot Devil: [singing] You should have checked the wording in the fine... [He makes the contract larger.] Print.
Gwen: [reading] I'll give you my hand...
Gwen & Robot Devil: [singing] In marriage.
Ryan: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is "irony".
- [The Robot Devil pulls Sci-Ryan out of his seat and onto the stage.]
Robot Devil: [singing] I will marry her now and confine her to hell, How droll, How droll! Where Styx is a river, And not just a band, Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned, Unless, Trent, you surrender my hands!
- [Trent looks at the hands on his wrists. The spotlight narrows over him.]
Trent: [singing] Destiny has cheated me, By forcing me to decide upon, The woman that I idolise, Or the hands of an automaton, Without these hands I can't complete, The opera that was captivating her, But if I keep them, And she marries him, Then he probably won't want me dating her.
Farnsworth: [singing] I can't believe the devil is so unforgiving.
Zoidberg: [singing] I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
Sci-Ryan: (Singing) By the power vested in me on the stage of New New York.
Chopper: Trent have something to say!
Trent: Take my hands!
Trent, Luffy, Usopp, Brock & Chopper: (Singing) You evil... metal... DORK!
Trent is crying and Robot Devil chop his hands