Conker

Conker the Squirrel is an anthropomorphic wisecracking squirrel starring in various video games. The character was created by Rare.

Apperance

Conker wears gloves, a blue zipper hoodie, and blue and yellow shoes with the Converse logo on them.

Personality

As a child, Conker was told by his parents to never touch alcohol, never be greedy or violent and to "never urinate in public". Though Conker followed these rules, he later defied them in Conker's Bad Fur Day/Conker: Live & Reloaded, where he became violent, drunken, lustful, greedy, reckless, slothful and several other similar aspects.

But don't worry. Just like we did with Solid Snake, we'll be sure to edit that out when he meets Pooh and Pals.

Reason for joining the team

After the events of Conker's Bad Fur Day/Live and Reloaded, Conker was finally king of all the land but it was a very hollow victory. He never wanted to be king, and with his girlfriend Berri dead, he was miserable. Conker was walking out of a bar one rainy night deep in despair until he met that honey loving philosophical bear and all his friends finding their way back to the 100 acre wood after another exciting adventure. After greeting, Conker told Pooh and Pals his problem, that's when Pooh popped the question if Conker can join him and his friends back home. Cheered up, Conker said yes.

Trivia

• His flight ability is similar to Tails.
• It is noted that his last name is literally 'The Squirrel'.
• He seems to break the fourth wall several times, which is a running gag.
• In Tom's Adventures Series and George, Harold and Mr. Krupp's Adventures Series, he will be very self aware and complain a lot about the problems with Pooh's Adventures and its spin-offs. For example, in Tom's Adventures of The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends, he will complain about how the real film has almost all the characters characters speak with high-pitched and squealy voices, how Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike were flanderized here beyond belief, how the real film has HORRIBLY, unoriginal, poorly written and preachy songs, and how the new characters, the Yellow Bellies feel out of place in a Land Before Time film.
  

Quotes

• Not another long introduction scene!
• This is ridiculous! Why would the creators make Bowser the leader of the villains?
• UGH! Why is Ash Ketchum so overused?
• That doesn't make any sense.