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This is a script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of My Little Pony Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks

[patrons arguing]

Female Patron: What?!

The Dazzlings: [vocalizing]

Aria Blaze: [sighs] That was barely worth the effort, Adagio. I'm tired of fast food. I need a meal.

Adagio Dazzle: The energy in this world isn't the same as in Equestria. We can only gain so much power here.

Aria Blaze: Ugh! I wish we'd never been banished to this awful place!

Adagio Dazzle: [sarcastically] Really? I love it here!

Sonata Dusk: For realsies? Because I think this place is the worst.

Aria Blaze: I think you're the worst, Sonata.

Sonata Dusk: Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're—

Adagio Dazzle: Ergh! I'll tell you one thing, being stuck here with you two isn't making this world any more [through clenched teeth] bearable.

[sonic rainboom]

Adagio Dazzle: [gasp] Did you feel that?! Do you know what that is?

Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze: I 'unno.

Adagio Dazzle: It's Equestrian magic!

Aria Blaze: But this world doesn't have Equestrian magic.

Adagio Dazzle: It does now. And we're going to use it to make everyone in this pathetic little world adore us!

[The Rainbooms]

We used to fight with each other

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

That was before we discovered

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

That when your friendship is real

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

Yeah, you just say what ya feel

And the music, yeah, the music

Gets us to the top

As we learn how the rainbow...

Rainbow Rocks!

[Applejack]

You can pick up the bass

[The Rainbooms]

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

[Rainbow Dash]

And you can play the guitar

[The Rainbooms]

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

[Pinkie Pie]

You can bang on the drums

[The Rainbooms]

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Or you can sing like a star

[The Rainbooms]

And the music, yeah, the music

Gets us to the top

As we learn how the rainbow...

Rainbow Rocks!

As we learn how the rainbow...

Rainbow Rocks!

[students chattering]

Sunset Shimmer: Want some help?

Apple Bloom: Uh, no thanks. We're good.

Sunset Shimmer: Oh. Okay.

Pinkie Pie: Sunset Shimmer! Over here!

[students whispering]

Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] I had no idea the whole school would be here.

Connor Lacey: Hello girls. 

Sunset Shimmer: Hi Connor. 

Chris Kratt: What's going on here?

Applejack: We're having a Musical Showcase. 

Fluttershy: But Sunset Shimmer still feels guilty about what happened at the Fall Formal. 

Rarity: Quite the eye-catching advertisement, if I do say so myself.

Aviva: That's a nice poster. 

Rainbow Dash: Thanks Aviva. 

Pinkie Pie: And it smells like cake!

Fluttershy: It does? [sniff, sniff]

Pinkie Pie: I used frosting instead of paste!

Applejack: Uh, Fluttershy, you've got a little somethin', uh...

Fluttershy: Did I get it?

Applejack: Heh, not exactly.

Principal Celestia: Good afternoon, students. I just wanted to tell you all how pleased I am that so many of you are going to participate in the first ever Canterlot High School Musical Showcase!

[students cheer]

Principal Celestia: This is a wonderful opportunity to raise money for all our after-school programs here at CHS. So keep working on those signs and posters. I think it's going to be one of the most exciting events we've had at CHS since the Fall Formal.

Sunset Shimmer: Ugh! I am never gonna live that down.

Fluttershy: You were pretty bad at the Fall Formal.

Boba Fett: Yeah you were.

Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.

Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army!

Rarity: Oh, darling, you have us, and we've forgiven you for your past... ahem... booboos.

Chris Kratt: Indeed.

Applejack: To be honest, I'd say the whole experience brought everyone at Canterlot High closer than ever before!

Pinkie Pie: One, two, three!

[The Rainbooms] There was a time we were apart But that's behind us now See how we've made a brand new start And the future's lookin' up, ah-oh, ah-oh And when you walk these halls You feel it everywhere Yeah, we're the Wondercolts forever, ah-oh, yeah! We are all together (Ah, ah, oh-oh-oh-oh) Now it's better than ever (Ah, ah, oh-oh-oh-oh) You can feel it, we are back (You... can... feel... it...) And I'm so glad that we're better Better than ever Whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Oh yeah, we're better than ever Whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh

[Rainbow Dash] There was a time we couldn't see Past the differences

[Applejack] That separated you and me And it left us on our own

[Pinkie Pie] But now you walk these halls And friends are everywhere

[The Rainbooms] Yeah, we're the Wondercolts forever, ah-oh, yeah! We are all together (Ah, ah, oh-oh-oh-oh) Now it's better than ever (Ah, ah, oh-oh-oh-oh) Now that we are back on track (Now... that... we... are...) Yes, I'm so glad that we're better Better than ever Whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Oh yeah, we're better than ever Whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Oh yeah, we're better than ever Whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Oh yeah, we're better than ever!

Sunset Shimmer: [applauds]

Rarity: [laughs] I still can't believe that happens when we play! Ooh! I've got to look into some new accessories! Something that looks good in a longer ponytail. Ooh! Maybe some clip-on earrings for when I get those adorable pony ears.

Tommy Oliver: That's good idea Rarity.

Applejack: I just wonder why it happens. Princess Twilight took her crown back to Equestria. Shouldn't that mean she took all the magic back with her?

Connor Lacey: Yeah.

Rainbow Dash: Who cares why it happens? It makes my band totally awesome!

Rarity: Oh! Your band?

Rainbow Dash: Duh! It was my idea to start the Rainbooms so we could be in the showcase. Plus I'm the lead singer and guitarist.

[knock on door]

Flash Sentry: Uh, heard you outside. You guys are sounding really tight.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, we're getting there. Rarity's still coming in a little late on the second verse, and Applejack's bass solo could use a little work. They'll get it together in time for the showcase.

Connor Lacey: I think you two played perfectly fine.

Rarity: Thanks Connor.

Flash Sentry: Uh, I don't suppose any of our friends from, uh... out of town might come? Uh, it being a special charity event and all.

Applejack: Sorry, Flash. I don't think Twilight's gonna be back at Canterlot High any time soon.

Connor Lacey: That's what I'm afraid off.

Flash Sentry: [laughs nervously] Oh, yeah. Okay. I just, you know, thought I'd ask. Uh, k-keep on rockin' it.

[thud]

Rarity: Well. [giggles] Someone is quite the smitten kitten. [to Sunset Shimmer] Oh. Sorry. I always forget you and Flash used to be an item.

Sunset Shimmer: It's okay. Flash is a great guy and all, but I never really liked-him liked him. I was just using him to become more popular. Ugh! The old me really was just awful, wasn't she?

Rarity: Mmm... horrid.

Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy: Mm-hmm, uhhh, etc.

Pinkie Pie: Yep!

Applejack: But the important thing is that you've turned yourself around.

Sunset Shimmer: Thanks, Applejack, but I'm not sure everyone else at CHS feels the same way.

[P.A. system beeps]

Vice Principal Luna: Sunset Shimmer, please report to the main foyer.

Sunset Shimmer: Gotta run. I volunteered to show some new students around the school. Thought it'd be good for them to get to know the new me before they heard all the stuff about the old me.

Connor Lacey: Be careful.

Sunset Shimmer: I will.

Rainbow Dash: We've still got a few minutes before lunch starts. What do you say we do "Awesome As I Wanna Be"?

Fluttershy: Um, Rainbow Dash? I was wondering if we could maybe play the song I wrote?

Rainbow Dash: We'll get to it.

Fluttershy: Oh. Okay.

Rainbow Dash: [plays chord]

Adagio Dazzle: So this is it. Canterlot High.

Aria Blaze: Indeed.

Steeljaw RID (2015): Well hello ladies.

Adagio Dazzle: Hello everyone.

Albedo: This is the same school where we're been defeated by the Ireland Rebel Alliance.

Adagio Dazzle: Looks like we'll be working together on this one.

Starscream (RID 2015): Agreed.

Sunset Shimmer: Hi. Are you the girls I'm supposed to show around?

Adagio Dazzle: We are.

Sunset Shimmer: Canterlot High is a great school. You're really gonna love it.

Adagio Dazzle: Oh, yes, we really sense there's something... magical about this place.

Sunset Shimmer: That's the science lab. Computer lab is in there. Oh! We're having a big musical showcase this weekend! The whole school is pretty much rallying around it.

Adagio Dazzle: [gasps] A musical showcase?

Sunset Shimmer: I'm sure since you're new, Principal Celestia would let you sign up if you're interested.

Aria Blaze: We have been known to sing from time to time.

Sonata Dusk: Hello? We sing, like, all the time! It's how we get people to do what we want.

Adagio Dazzle: [growls]

Sonata Dusk: Wha-What did I say?

Adagio Dazzle: What you meant to say was that being in a musical showcase sounds like a great way to meet other students.

Sonata Dusk: Ohhhh, yeah. Th-What she said I meant to say. That's what I meant. To say.

Aria Blaze: [scoffs] And what you would have said if you weren't the worst.

Sonata Dusk: You are!

Adagio Dazzle: You'll have to excuse them. They're idiots.

Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk: Hmph.

[beat]

Sunset Shimmer: [nervous laugh] Those are pretty. Where did you—

Adagio Dazzle: [laughs] Sorry. These pendants mean an awful lot to us. We'd just hate for anything to happen to them.

Sonata Dusk: We've figured out how to get the control of this school Albedo.

Albedo: The Musical Showcase would be perfect for the control of the school.

[students chattering]

Applejack: So how was the tour?

Sunset Shimmer: I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them.

Pinkie Pie: Like, off like this? Or off like this? Or... Oh, oh! Like—

Rainbow Dash: Maybe we should just let her tell us.

Sunset Shimmer: That's just it. I can't put my finger on it. They just acted sort of... strange around me. Maybe someone already talked to them. Told them about what I did. [sighs] So much for making a good first impression.

Fluttershy: Uh-huh. Oh, that's probably not it.

Connor Lacey: That's right Fluttershy.

Adagio Dazzle: This is it, girls. The moment we've been waiting for.

Sonata Dusk: Lunch?!

Adagio Dazzle: [groan] The chance to get our true Equestrian magic back.

Sonata Dusk: Oh. Right.

Adagio Dazzle: Our voices are just strong enough to make them want something so badly, they'll fight to get it.

Aria Blaze: So we're just gonna do what we always do? Stir up some trouble and then feed off the negative energy? [sarcastically] Some plan, Adagio.

Adagio Dazzle: It won't be the same as the times before! There is Equestrian magic here. Their negative energy will give us the power we need to get this entire world to do our bidding.

Sonata Dusk: But we can get lunch after though, right? It's Taco Tuesday!

Adagio Dazzle: Just follow my lead.

Aria Blaze: Or my lead.

Adagio Dazzle: My lead!

[The Dazzlings] Ah, ah-ah, ah-ahh Ah, ah-ah, ah-ahh Ah, ah-ah, ah-ahh Ah, ah-ah, ah-ahh

[Adagio Dazzle] We heard you want to get together We heard you want to rock this school We've thought of something that is better Something that changes all the rules Why pretend we're all the same When some of us shine brighter?

[Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk] Shine brighter

[Adagio Dazzle] Here's a chance to find your flame Are you a loser or a fighter?

[The Dazzlings] Me and you, you and me Why don't we see who is better? We don't have to be one and the same thing Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition? Are you afraid of failing the audition?

[Adagio Dazzle] You're a star and you should know it Yeah, you rise above the rest It doesn't matter who you hurt If you're just proving you're the best

[The Dazzlings] Ah, ahh-ahh-ahhh Battle! You wanna win it Let's have a battle, battle of the bands Let's have a battle, we'll go all in it Let's have a battle, battle, battle Battle of the bands

[The Dazzlings and students] Battle!

"Blueberry Cake": I can beat you!

The Dazzlings and students: Battle!

"Cherry Crash": Ha! You wish!

The Dazzlings and students: Battle!

Trixie Lulamoon: I so want this!

The Dazzlings and students: Battle!

"Captain Planet": Not if I get it first!

[The Dazzlings and students] Me and you, you and me Why don't we see who is better? We don't have to be one and the same thing Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?

[Students] I'm going out and winning the audition

[The Dazzlings and students] Battle! We wanna win it Let's have a battle, battle of the bands Let's have a battle, we'll go all in it Let's have a battle, battle, battle Battle of the bands!

[students arguing]

Pinkie Pie: Ohhhh. They're that kind of "off".

Koki: Indeed.

Sunset Shimmer: Those three are definitely in possession of some kind of dark magic. How else could you explain what happened back there?

Applejack: Don't worry, y'all. We'll let Principal Celestia know all about this and those girls will be kicked to the curb in no time. Last thing she needs is another CHS event almost ruined by some power-crazed lunatic. [to Sunset] Er, no offense.

Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] None taken.

Principal Celestia: Dark magic? I find that very hard to believe. Those girls came into my office earlier and were absolutely delightful.

Vice Principal Luna: Ugh! Perhaps Sunset Shimmer is just eager to make someone else out to be a bad element, so that her actions at the Fall Formal will become old news. Sunset Shimmer: I could see why you might think that, but—

Rainbow Dash: That's not what's happening! We saw all of this go down in the cafeteria too!

Principal Celestia: Yes, but isn't your band supposed to be part of the Musical Showcase?

Rainbow Dash: Yes.

Vice Principal Luna: Perhaps you're all just worried that the Dazzlings will steal your spotlight.

Applejack: The "Dazzlings"?

Principal Celestia: It's the name of their musical group. That's why they came by my office earlier today – to sign up for the Showcase. Even sang a little song to Vice Principal Luna and I.

Applejack: They did?

Principal Celestia: Yes. And we think having a Battle of the Bands instead is a marvelous idea.

Kimberly: That's not good.

Fluttershy: I can't believe they got to Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna too.

Rainbow Dash: They've gotten to everybody.

Pinkie Pie: Not everybody!

Applejack: Pinkie Pie's right. We were there when the Dazzlings were singin' and we weren't affected. It was like we were protected somehow.

Jimmy Z: She's right.

Rainbow Dash: So let's take them down! It's not like we haven't tangled with dark magic before and totally whooped its sorry butt! Uh, no offense.

Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] None taken. Again.

Fluttershy: But that was when Twilight was here. There may be some kind of magic inside us, but it only comes out when we play music. I sure don't know how to use it to... whoop anybody's butt.

Rarity: [sighs] If only we could get a message to Twilight. Maybe she could tell us how to break the spell the Dazzlings have cast on our friends.

Rainbow Dash: Well, that's not gonna happen. The portal's closed.

Rarity: [gasps] [gasps again]

Rainbow Dash: And I get the feeling they don't exactly have cell phones where she's from.

Connor Lacey: That's what I'm worried about.

Sunset Shimmer: I may have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!

[rustling]

Sunset Shimmer: When I was Princess Celestia's student back in Equestria, she gave me this. Even after I abandoned my studies, I held onto it. Deep down, I guess I knew I was making a big mistake, and I wanted to still have a way to reach out to her. Maybe it still works.

Rarity: That's a book, darling. What do you mean, "maybe still works"?

Sunset Shimmer: It used to be that if I wrote something here, it would appear in the pages of a book back in Princess Celestia's library. I get a message to her, then she can get a message to Princess Twilight.

Rainbow Dash: So what are you waiting for? Get to writing!

Connor Lacey: Yeah!

Sunset Shimmer: [sighs] Been a long time since I've written these words. "Dear Princess Celestia..."

Delivery Pony: Excuse me, Princess. Where do you want all these books from Princess Celestia?

Twilight Sparkle: The library. Third door on the left.

Delivery Pony: Even this one that's glowin' and vibratin'?

[buzzing]

[pages flipping]

Fluttershy: What is it, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: It looks like a message to Princess Celestia from my friends at Canterlot High.

Rarity: How is that even possible?

Twilight Sparkle: I have no idea, but it... sounds like they need my help.

Twilight Sparkle: The way Sunset Shimmer described them, I think these new girls sound an awful lot like... the sirens.

Pinkie Pie: Not the sirens! [whispering loudly to Fluttershy] I don't actually know what that is!

Twilight Sparkle: The sirens were three beautiful but dangerous creatures who had the power to charm ponies with their music. But to maintain this power, they had to feed on the negativity and distrust of others. The more of this negative energy they consumed, the stronger their voices became, and the farther they could spread their dark magic.

Fluttershy: I don't think I like this story very much.

Twilight Sparkle: If the sirens had their way, they would have divided and conquered all of Equestria. But a certain Star Swirl the Bearded wasn't having it. Rumor has it he found a way to banish them to another world – one where he believed their magic power would be lost. That world must have been the one where my Canterlot High friends live.

Applejack: But Star Swirl must have sent them there ages ago. How come they're just surfacin' now?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. But if my hunch is right and it is the sirens who have come to Canterlot High, this spell they've cast is just the beginning. My friends need me. I have to get back to them.

Rainbow Dash: I hate to burst your bubble, Twilight, but the connection between their world and Equestria will still be totally cut off for a super long time.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, first of all, if there was bubble-blowing going on, why wasn't I told about it?! And secondly, if the connection is totally cut off, how was Sunset Shimmer able to get a message to Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Pinkie, you're a genius!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I get that a lot. [to Rainbow Dash] Now about those bubbles...

[handiwork noises]

Twilight Sparkle: ...And the interval between the two points is defined as the square root of the sum of the squares of the separation between the points along three spatial dimensions.

Spike: Say what now?

Pinkie Pie: Duh! She's gonna take the magic in here and put it in there. That'll make the portal open up so that whenever she wants to, she can go from here to there. There to here. Here to there. Here there! Here there! Here—

Applejack: We get the idea!

Twilight Sparkle: Now to see if it actually works.

[magic noises]

Main cast: Ooooh...

[electricity crackling]

Main cast: Ahhhhh...

Applejack: Don't suppose we could join you this time around?

Twilight Sparkle: Better not. It could make things pretty confusing if Canterlot High all of a sudden had two of all of you.

Rest of main cast: [agreeing]

Spike: But I still get to go, right? There isn't another one of me at Canterlot High. And you never know if you might need your trusty assistant.

Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hmm.

Spike: Yes!

Twilight Sparkle: We won't be gone long.

Fluttershy: Oh, you be careful, Twilight.

Rainbow Dash: Take care!

Applejack: Y'all be safe now.

Rarity: And don't forget to dress well.

Pinkie Pie: [squee]

Twilight Sparkle: Ready, Spike?

Spike: [cracks knuckles] [blows] [squeaks claws] Ready!

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] I'm starting to think she's not coming.

Connor Lacey: Don't worry Rainbow. She'll come. I can feel it in my heart.

Connor Lacey and Pals,Sunset Shimmer, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie: Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Oof. I'm back.

Rest of main cast: [greeting Twilight]

Twilight Sparkle: And I've got some bad news about those new girls.

Rest of main cast: [worried reaction]

Rarity: Oh, I do hate that you had to return at a time of crisis. There's so much catching up to do!

Sonic the Hedgehog: Indeed.

Applejack: For starters, a certain blue-haired guitar player was just askin' about you.

Twilight Sparkle: [excitedly] Flash Sentry was asking about me?! [clears throat] Isn't that nice? [sips milkshake]

Rarity: Perhaps you would give us just the slightest bit of gossip from your world?

Spike: She's got an official title now. [imitates fanfare] The Princess of Friendship!

Sunset Shimmer: Wow, that's really impressive. Guess you really were Princess Celestia's prized pupil.

Spike: She's even got her own castle!

Rarity: A castle?! You have your own castle?!? Eh... [clears throat] Ooh, uh, lovely.

Connor Lacey: Indeed. She gained those two things since we defeated Tirek.

Fluttershy: Who's Tirek?

Aviva: Tirek is a prisoner who escaped Tartarus and he's got a reputation for draining Equestrian magic.

Koki: But we took care of him.

Twilight Sparkle: What's new here? I mean, besides your school becoming the target of dangerous magical creatures from Equestria?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, so, that isn't exactly the only strange thing that's happened since you left. Pretty sweet, huh? It happens to all of us when we play.

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. My crown was returned to Equestria, but some of its magic must have remained here at Canterlot High. Now that we're all back together, we can use that magic on the sirens. Just like when we were able to use it on Sunset Shimmer when she turned into that horrifyingly awful winged monster! No offense.

Sunset Shimmer: [disgruntled] None taken. Heh. I'm used to it.

Rainbow Dash: They'll never even know what hit 'em! [karate yells]

Applejack: We've got nothin' to worry about now that Twilight's back.

Connor Lacey: That's what I'm glad to hear.

Fluttershy: Oh, I'm pretty sure I could find something to worry about. But it won't be the sirens.

Twilight Sparkle: The sooner we do this, the better. Any idea where the Dazzlings might be?

Pinkie Pie: [sips milkshake] [sighs] There's a big party tonight for all the bands who signed up to be in the showcase! That would include the Dazzlings.

Twilight Sparkle: Looks like we've got a party to crash.

Pinkie Pie: [squee]

[students arguing]

Flash Sentry: [sighs] I'm gonna get more punch!

[crash!]

Flash Sentry: Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Eh, bumped, into, always, doing?

Flash Sentry: What are you doing here? You came back for the big competition, right?

Twilight Sparkle: Something like that.

Flash Sentry: Huh. Not that there's gonna be any real competition. No one here wants this as bad as my band does!

Twilight Sparkle: Can you excuse me for just a minute?

[students' arguing becomes louder]

Adagio Dazzle: [mock surprise] Oh, no! No one's mingling! It's like there's some kind of underlying tension that could bubble to the surface at any minute!

Sonata Dusk: It's the fruit punch, isn't it? I knew I used too much grape juice!

Adagio Dazzle: It's not the fruit punch! It's us!

Aria Blaze: But the punch is awful, too.

Sonata Dusk: What do you know about good fruit punch?

Aria Blaze: More than you!

Sonata Dusk: Do not!

Aria Blaze: Do too!

Adagio Dazzle: This is just the kickoff party, girls. Imagine what a tizzy they'll be in by the time the Battle of the Bands starts.

Twilight Sparkle: There isn't going to be a Battle of the Bands! We're gonna make sure of that! Alright, girls, let's do this! Friendship is magic!

[awkward silence]

[someone coughs]

Rainbow Dash: Uh, weren't there rainbows and lasers and stuff last time?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't understand. We're all together again. Why isn't this working?

Connor Lacey: Don't worry everyone. We'll save you and your school from those sniveling grovelling weaselly measelly—

Albedo: Don't you disrespect them, little man Don't you derogate or deride You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the other side

Ghost Voices: (He's got friends on the other side)

Albedo: That's an echo ladies and gentlemen. Just a little something they have in Louisiana A little parlor trick. Don't worry.

Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it'll enable me to do Anything I please

I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Trixie?) Make your wildest dreams come true

I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried And I got friends on the other side

Ghost Voices: (He's got friends on the other side)

Albedo: The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me

Ghost Voices: (Ooh, ooh)

Albedo: Now you, three girls, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of musicality I'm a musical myself, on my uncle's side Your lifestyle's high, but your times are low You need to control a lil' place whose people got dough Star Swirl the Bearded banished you three good, huh playgirls?

Adagio Dazzle: Eh, sad but true.

Albedo: Now y'all gotta get hitched but hitchin' ties you down You just wanna be adored, go from place to place But being adored takes green

It's the green, it's the green It's the green you need And when I looked into your future It's the green that I seen

On you little girl, I don't want to waste much time You've been pushed 'round all your hand You've been pushed 'round by your mother And your sister and your brother. And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your husband But in your future, for you I see Is exactly the girl you always wanted to be

Shake my hand, c'mon on ladies Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand (both Adagio Dazzle and Trixie Lunamoon shake Albedo's hands) Yes... Are you ready?

Ghost Voices: (Are you ready?)

Albedo: Are you ready? Transformation Central

Ghost Voices: (Transformation Central)

Albedo: Reformation Central

Ghost Voices: Reformation central!

Albedo: Transmogrification Central

Connor Lacey: (As the Dazzlings' Pendants hits him) Ow!

Albedo: Can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing, You're changing all right I hope you're satisfied But if you ain't, don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side Ha, ha, ha

Ghost Voices: (You got what you wanted) (But you lost what you had) (Ohh...Hush!)

Spike: You, uh... really need to go ahead and do that whole "magic of friendship" thing now.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying, Spike. I thought the six of us standing together against the sirens would bring out the magic we needed to defeat them. That's what happened before.

Adagio Dazzle: Talk about throwing down the gauntlet! This group is obviously serious about winning! A little cocky though, aren't they? Claiming there won't really be a battle. Seems they think they've already got this thing all locked up.

Trixie Lulamoon: Not if the Great and Powerful Trrrrrixie has anything to do with it!

Flash Sentry: Whatever, Trixie! We're the best band at CHS!

Apple Bloom: No! The Crusaders are gonna win!

[students arguing even louder]

Adagio Dazzle: I think we may have found what we're looking for. Or rather, it found us.

Aria Blaze: [slaps herself]

Adagio Dazzle: Magic!! Don't you see?! Everyone else has fallen under our spell. But not these girls. These girls are special.

Albedo: This is going to be fun.

Connor Lacey: Some fun.

Fixit: Yeah. Hysssssterical.

[students stopped arguing]

Flash Century: What did you say?

Fixit: Uh hysssssterical?

[students mumbling then started to laugh]

Snips: Oh because the snake said hiss and that puts the hiss in hysterical!

Trixie Lunamoon: Hiss in hysterical? (guffaws)

Snails: It's funny on many levels.

[students continues laughing]

Adagio Dazzle: What the? Albedo what happened?

Albedo: Obviously the pendants' dark magic has some side effects to laughter.

Aria Blaze: So what you're saying is that we have to stop them from laughing?

Albedo: Exactly.

Mokuba Kaiba: Fixit you just give me a great idea. Let's go tell the others.

Twilight Sparkle: It doesn't make any sense. I should have been able to create the spark that would help us break their spell. That's how it worked before.

Sunset Shimmer: But to defeat me, you drew magic from the crown I was wearing. The sirens' magic comes from their music. So maybe you have to use the same kind of magic to defeat them. Or... maybe not.

Twilight Sparkle: No. I think you're onto something.

Sunset Shimmer: Really?

Connor Lacey: Really.

Twilight Sparkle: It's when you play music that you transform now, right?

Applejack: Yup. Ears, tails, the whole shebang.

Twilight Sparkle: So maybe the way to use that magic to defeat the sirens is by playing a musical counter-spell!

Fluttershy: You mean like a song?

Twilight Sparkle: Uh-huh. And in order to free everyone who's been exposed to the sirens' spell, we'll need them all to hear it.

Rest of main cast: Hmmm...

Rarity: [gasps] The band competition! That's the next time we can be certain everyone will be in the same place at the same time.

Applejack: Guess the Rainbooms are the band to beat.

Rarity: And I believe you, Twilight, just became the Rainbooms' newest member.

Rest of main cast: [laughing and cheering]

Pinkie Pie: So what do you wanna play? Triangle? [ding] Sousaphone? [fwomp!] Theremin? [plays theremin] Soooo magical.

Twilight Sparkle: I might take a little too long to learn how to play something with these. I'll just sing.

Rainbow Dash: Like, as in, lead singer? Cuz that's usually my gig. This being my band and all.

Applejack: It's our band! And, of course, as lead singer. She's the one with the magical know-how to help us pull this thing off.

Rainbow Dash: Okay, yeah, that's cool. I'll just use this as a chance to hone my already insanely good lead guitar skills.

Twilight Sparkle: It's only temporary. And we don't have to win the Battle of the Bands. We just have to perform during the first round of the competition.

Rainbow Dash: Let's get to learning that musical counter-spell!

Twilight Sparkle: Well, that's just it. I don't know any.

Rest of main cast: Awww...

Twilight Sparkle: But I'm sure I could figure out how to write one.

Spike: Totally! Twilight can write a spell like it's nobody's business. That's pretty much how she got to become a princess in Equestria.

Twilight Sparkle: Technically, I helped finish a spell. And there was a little more to it than that, Spike.

Spike: Yeah, whatever.

Mokuba Kaiba: And while Twilight's writing a musical counter spell I've got an idea.

Yugi Moto: What is it Mokuba?

Mokuba Kaiba: Well I've seen what Fixit said to the students and I've figured out that the only way to get their negative energy into positive energy is to make them laugh.

Misty: But they only laugh at things that are funny.

Mokuba Kaiba: Exactly. So I called this my idea Operation Positive energy.

Joey Wheeler: Catchy.

Twilight Sparkle: I've got this. [to Spike] C'mon!

Applejack: Where're you goin'?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, last time we were here, Spike and I spent the night in the library.

Pinkie Pie: Are you crazy?! We're besties now! Slumber party at my house!

[video game noises]

Pinkie Pie: Status update: "Okie-dokie-lokie."

[smartphone camera snaps]

[video game noises continue]

Rainbow Dash: [slams console]

Applejack: Hey! I was about to beat you!

Rainbow Dash: I doubt it. So, Twilight, how is that counter-spell comin'?

Twilight Sparkle: Huh? Oh, uh, good. Great. Thanks for letting me use your notebook, Fluttershy. I really like the song you wrote for the Rainbooms.

Fluttershy: Thanks. [sighs] Hopefully one day, we'll get a chance to play it.

Connor Lacey: Don't worry Fluttershy. You will.

Rainbow Dash: [laughing]

Applejack: Hey!

Rarity: Twilight, I think I speak for all of us when I say I don't know what we would have done if you hadn't come back to help us.

Rest of main cast: Uh-huh.

Applejack: Darn tootin'.

[doorbell rings]

Pinkie Pie: Pizza's here!

[zip!]

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]

Pinkie Pie: Don't you want any pizza?

[drawer opens]

[drawer closes]

Rest of main cast: [snoring]

[drawer opens]

Twilight Sparkle: [spits] No. That's not gonna work.

Connor Lacey: Hey, Twilight. You're up late.

Twilight Sparkle: Just looking over the counter-spell. We only get one shot at this. It has to be perfect.

Connor Lacey: We really are lucky you're here.

Twilight Sparkle: That's what everyone keeps telling me.

Connor Lacey: Who could possibly need this much whipped cream? Must be nice to have everyone always looking to you for answers to their problems... instead of waiting for you to cause a problem.

Twilight Sparkle: Just because everyone expects something from you doesn't mean it's guaranteed to happen.

Connor Lacey: Well, that doesn't stop them from expecting it.

Twilight Sparkle: Which only makes things harder because the last thing you want to do is...

Twilight Sparkle and Connor Lacey: ...let everybody down.

Connor Lacey: Waaah!

Maud: Boulder was hungry.

Connor Lacey: Sunset Shimmer still can't get over the fact that she's related to Pinkie Pie.

Twilight Sparkle: You, Sunset Shimmer and me both!

Connor Lacey: [yawns] I better get some sleep. Good luck with the counter-spell. Not that you'll need it. This must be nothing compared with the stuff you're expected to deal with as a princess in Equestria.

Twilight Sparkle: Connor? ...Never mind. It's not important. No, I have to be able to do this. I have to.

Mokuba Kaiba: All right Connor ready?

Connor Lacey: Just let me get change.

(Hits Ultimatrix)

Spider-Monkey: Spider-Monkey! OK now I'm ready.

Mokuba Kaiba: All right. Now remember this is just a rehearsal for my plan. So I want you to sing the two versions of I Wanna Be Like You together. And begin.

Spider-Monkey: Now I'm the king of the swingers, whoa The jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other men I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, ooh-bee-doo, (Oop-dee-wee) I wanna be like you-hu-hu (Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow) I wanna walk like you (Cheep) Talk like you (Cheep) To-o-oo! (Wee-bee-dee-bee-dee-boo) You'll see it's tru-u-ue (Shoo-be-dee-doo) An ape like me-e-e (Scooby-doo-bee-doo-bee) Can learn to be Hu-u-uman To-o-oo!

(Instrumental Bridge)

Now don't try to kid me, mancub I made a deal with you What I desire is man's red fire To make my dream come true! Now give me the secret, mancub Come on, clue me what to do Give me the power of man's red flower So I can be like you!

Oh, ooh-bee-doo, I wanna be like you-hu-hu I wanna walk like you Talk like you To-o-oo! You'll see it's tru-u-ue Someone like me-e-e Can learn to be Like someone Like you-hu-hu!

(Instrumental Bridge)

Seto Kaiba: HEY! De-zop-ba-ronie Hap-da-dee-ba-lat Da-dat-dat-non Hey, a-baby-dot-doo Zaba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop Doo-boo-doo-day, ze-bonz Za-bop-bop-bobby

Spider-Monkey: Za-bah-doo-dee! Seto Kaiba: Well, a-ree-bah-naza Spider-Monkey: He-beh-do-beh-doy Seto Kaiba: Well, a-lah-bah-zini Spider-Monkey: Wadahlabat-boodalabat Seto Kaiba: Seebahlalat-dodie Spider-Monkey: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Seto Kaiba: Well, a-ha ha ha ha Spider-Monkey: Rrrrahr-rrrahr! Seto Kaiba: Gettin' mad, baby! Spider-Monkey: Hall-owallo-a-la la Seto Kaiba: Mahata alottado Spider-Monkey: Hodolata-deetle-do Seto Kaiba: Do-zootle-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot Spider-Monkey: Gingle do doot do do do doot Seto Kaiba: Zeep-i-doo-da hab a daah

Spider-Monkey: Now you might think it's ridiculous That me, a Arachnichimpus Would ever dream, I'd like to team The likes of you, mancub But together, we'd have powers All the jungle's treasures ours I got desire, you've got the fire But the dream I dream takes two!

So, oooh, I wanna be like you-hu-hu I wanna use that flame Just the same You can do it, too Oh, how magnifiecus it would be A Arachnichimp like me Could learn to do Like you humans do

Spider-Monkey,Seto Kaiba and Brock: You hoo hoo! (Oop-dee-wee) I wanna be like you-u-u! (Hop-dee-doo-bee-do-bow) I wanna walk like you! (Cheep) Talk like you (Cheep) To-o-oo! (Wee-bee-dee-bee-dee-boo) You'll see it's tru-u-ue! (Shoo-be-dee-doo) Someone like me-e-e (Scooby-doo-bee-doo-bee) Can learn to be Like someone Like me (Take me home, daddy!) Can learn to be Like someone Like you (One more time!)

Seto Kaiba: Yeah! Can learn to be Like someone Like me-e! Cee-de-do-bop-bop Bada-doodle Dot-andot-andot-andot-andot... (Man...)

Mokuba Kaiba: That's perfect Connor.

Spider-Monkey: Thanks. (reverts back to Connor Lacey)

Rarity: Now, perhaps we could take a short break, try on some of the wardrobe choices I've put together? I'm particularly fond of this one. Eh, of course we could always go with something a bit more modern.

Applejack: We're tryin' to save our school here. Save the costumes for Mokuba's idea!

Rarity: [robotic voice] Oh, good idea Applejack. You can never have enough costumes!

Pinkie Pie: Because after all she just wants to make things fun! Isn't that what being in a band supposed to be? [plays rimshot]

Sunset Shimmer: You don't have time for any of this! You're supposed to check in at the Battle of the Bands in fifteen minutes!

Main cast: [gasps] Oh, no!

Twilight Sparkle: What? But it's not ready! If we play our counter-spell in the first round and it doesn't work, the sirens will know what we're up to and make sure we don't get a chance to play it again!

[screeeeeech!]

Applejack: Then we'll have to buy ourselves some time so you can keep workin' on it!

Rarity: But how do you propose we do that?

Rainbow Dash: We compete in the Battle of the Bands for real! We'll go with Mokuba's idea and we stay alive until the finals! We unleash the counter-spell then! [to Twilight] You'll have figured it out by finals, right?

Spike: Of course she will. Twilight Sparkle's never met a problem she couldn't solve. Right, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: [not so confidently] Right.

Connor Lacey: I hope you're right Twilight.

Rainbow Dash: Then let's go win us a Battle of the Bands!

Russell: So this must be Canterlot High.

Sunil: That's the place.

Pepper: And I'll bet if we find the Dazzlings we'll find Blythe.

Connor Lacey: Say who are you?

Russell: I'm Russell and this is Sunil,Penny Ling,Minka,Vinnie,Pepper and Zoe. And you must Connor Lacey and his friends right?

Connor Lacey: Right.

Sunil: So I guess you must be on a mission to stop the Dazzlings from ruling the school right?

Connor Lacey: Right. Care to help us?

Russell and his friends: OK.

Mokuba Kaiba: Come on.

Principal Celestia: Welcome to the first ever Canterlot High School Battle of the Bands. I believe I speak for everyone when I say it is by far the greatest thing we have ever done here at this school!

[students cheering]

Principal Celestia: We are so glad our three newest students encouraged us to turn this event into something exciting!

Vice Principal Luna: But, as this is now a competition, we can only choose one winner. Who is it going to be?

[students arguing]

Male Student: You're the worst thing to happen!

Adagio Dazzle: You feel that, girls? Our true power is being restored.

Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk: [giggling]

Adagio Dazzle: And that's before we've tapped into the strongest magic here.

Aria Blaze: But the Rainblossoms, or whatever they're called, aren't under our spell. How exactly are we supposed to get to their magic?

Adagio Dazzle: The Rainbooms are just as capable of falling apart as anyone else. They just need a little... push in the wrong direction. I have a feeling everyone here is going to be lining up to give them a shove.

Captain Planet: Say isn't that the hysssssterical bot again?

Snips: Yeah it is.

Snails: Hello guys. Any more jokes for us?

Mokuba Kaiba: Of course there's more. Applejack if you please?

Applejack: Let's all Square Dance. Places all. Bow to your corner, bow to your own.

Three hands up and round you go, break it up with a dosey do. Chicken in the bread pan kickin' out dough. Skip to ma Lou, my darling.

The old lady out, you pretty little thing, promenade around the ring. Big foot up and little foot down, make that big foot jar the ground.

Lady step back and two gents in, back you go and forward again. Step right up with an elbow swing. Skip to ma Lou, my darling. (Flash Century: It's not funny.)

(Connor Lacey: Wait for it. (hits Ultimatrix) Chromastone: Chromastone!) Allemande left with the old left hand, follow through with a right-left grand. Meet your honey with a great big smile, promenade Indian style.

  • Chromastone takes over*

Promenade across the floor, sashay right on out the door. Out the door and into the glade, and everybody promenade.

  • violin*

Step right up, you're doing fine, I'll pull your arm, you pull mine. Yank it again like you did before, break it up with a tug o'war.

  • violin* [Students laughing]

Albedo: No!

Now into the brook and fish for the trout, dive right in and splash about. Trout, trout, pretty little trout, one more splash and come right out.

  • violin* (Albedo: Stop!)

Shake like a hound dog, shake again, wallow around in the ol' pig pen. Wallow some more, y'all know how, roll around like an ol' fat sow.

Allemande left with your left hand, follow through with a right-left grand. Now leave your partner, the dirty ol' thing, follow through with an elbow swing.

Grab a fence post, hold it tight, womp your partner with all your might. Hit him in the chin, hit him in the head, hit him again, that critter ain't dead.

Womp him low and womp him high, stick your finger in his eye. Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound, bang your heads against the ground.

  • violin*

Promenade all around the room, promenade like a bride and groom. Open up the door and step right in, close the door and into a spin.

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl, jump all round like a flyin' squirrel. Now don't you cuss and don't you swear, just come right out and form a square.

  • violin*

Now right hand over and left hand under, both join hands and run like thunder. Over the hill and over the dale, duck your head and lift your tail.

  • violin*

Don't you stray and don't you roam, turn around and promenade home. Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack, turn your partner and promenade back.

  • violin* (Dr. Undergear: It's a bit chilly down there. Villains: Down there!? (yells)

And now you're home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall. And that is all.

[Students continues laughing]

Adagio Dazzle: Enough!

Heatwave: I'm sorry but is there a problem?

Galvatron (G1): No Heatwave. Our band is uh hungry. May we?

Heatwave: Please they Knees liked big buffets. So feel free to take a big juicy bite of their rump roast.

[Students wheezed]

Heatwave: Pressed ham.

[Students wheezed]

Heatwave: Hot buttered buns.

[Students wheezed]

Heatwave: Moon kicks.

[Students wheezed]

Heatwave: Roasted Halibutt.

[Students wheezed]

Heatwave: Sparkling Blot-berry fizz. [Record scratches]

Heatwave: Bottomless of course.

[Students wheezed]

Heatwave: And last but not least their galaxy famous Poo Poo Platter.

[Students started to laugh]

Galvatron (G1): A thousand pardons everyone but we must go do that thing with the thing real quick.

[Students bursts into shrieks of laughter]

Applebloom: Poo Poo Platter!

[Students sighs]

All: OK. (pants)

[Students continues laughing]

Snips: Pressed ham!

Snails: Hot buttered buns!

[Students continues laughing and panting]

All: (sighs) Butt.

Principal Celestia: Anyway let's begin the Battle of the Bands.

[Snips] [beatboxing poorly]

[Snails] Aw, yeah! Snips and Snails indahouse, yo!

[Snips] They call me MC Snips and that ain't no lie My favorite food is like pumpkin pie

[Snails] I'm DJ Snazzy Snails, I like whales When I go to the beach, I always bring my pails

[Snips] [beatboxing poorly]

Everybody knows my favorite color is orange

My rhymes are so fly, they're better than... um...

[Snails] Than an orange, yo!

[Snips] Yeah!

[Snails] Yeah!

[Snips] Represent!

[Snips and Snails] [beatboxing and freestyling poorly]

[Snips] What do we... What do we do now?

[Snails] Get off the stage, I'd like to leave right now

[Snips and Snails] [beatboxing and freestyling poorly]

[Snips] Bam! That just happened!

[Snails] Aw, yeah! We out!

[Snips] Snips and Snails outta here!

[microphone feedback]

Principal Celestia: Please do not drop the microphones.

Snips: Yeah! Bam!

Snails: [laughing]

Snips: In your face, Rainbooms!

Applejack: Least we know one group who won't stand in the way of us gettin' to the finals.

Mokuba Kaiba: Ready Connor?

(Hits Ultimatrix)

Swampfire: Swampfire! Oh yeah. But wait I have to give the Bad Doggie Collar to Albedo. OK now I'm ready.

Vice-Principal Luna: All right Connor what's the thing you needed?

[Swampfire] A little glass of water please A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze Some tea with honey from the bees Whenever you can brew it

Principal Celestia: I'll get your tea.

[Swampfire] And while I get a little rest A teeny tiny small request Some codfish oil for my chest Poured from a crystal cruet

Steeljaw (RID 2015): A crystal cruet?

[Swampfire] [singing faster] My goodness, I'm a nincompoop Because I fear I've got the croup I need a vat of pumpkin soup And scarves made out of zinnias Did I say zinnias? I meant silk Or something shiny of that ilk And then I'll need some nice warm milk And pastries from Abyssinia And since my stomach's feeling crummy Why not give my aching tummy Something soothing, something yummy Piled up with noodles? Add a slice of homemade rye With stacks of Swiss way up high Served with sides of sweet mince pie More basil; I need oodles!

Aria Blaze: Anything else?

[Swampfire] I'll be grateful for your charity Until the bitter end Because I've heard that tenderness Is what you lend an ailing friend Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?

Sonata Dusk: Right, but—

Swampfire: So, who's ready for my big reprise? I'd like that glass of water please Some magic spell to cure disease A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze A fresh bouquet of roses Some lozenges will soon appease My wheezing when I start to sneeze A wig to keep me from the breeze And blankets for my toes-es Take tweezers out of my valise And then massage my knobby knees A bowl of peas, some extra cheese A cuddle with a Pekingese A singing harp who's named Louise A goat on skis, a new trapeze And more and more and more and more of these And just because I oughta... Make sure I'm drinking in the right Amount of fluids day and night I wish I may, I wish I might Have just one little thing Oh, would you please finally bring Me that tiny glass Of water?!!

[Students continues laughing]

[Spike barking gleefully]

Bad Doggie Collar: Bad doggie bad doggie. No barking aloud. Bad doggie bad doggie. No barking aloud. Bad doggie. Didn't you hear me? No barking aloud!

Albedo: Ow!

[Students continues laughing]

Bad Doggie Collar: Congratulations. You have successfully activated level 2 of the reinforcement training software.

Albedo: Level 2? What does that mean?

Connor Lacey: Spike. bark and we'll find out ourselves.

Spike: OK. (barks)

Bad Doggie Collar: Bad doggie bad doggie. I don't think you need a bath after this.

Albedo: (Spluttering) I'm not a dog I'm a Galvin! I'm not barking!

[Students continues laughing]

Principal Celestia: Very well Rainbooms you're in.

[Clapping and cheering]

All: Huh?

Ash Ketchum: Knock knock.

Flash Century: Who's there?

Ash Ketchum: Orange.

Trixie Lunamoon: Orange who?

Ash Ketchum: Orange you glad the Rainbooms are competing in the Battle of the Bands?

Students: Orange you glad the Rainbooms are competing in the Battle of the Bands? (laughs)

Snips: That's a good one. We are glad.

Rattrap: Suddenly I feel like I'm glowing.

Nightscream (BM): You do seem to be turning the shade of (Gasps) orange!

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

Principal Celestia: Anyway let's continue.

Derpy: [playing musical saw]

Twilight Sparkle: I think your plan is going pretty good Mokuba. [nervous chuckle] We really need to stop bumping into each other like this.

Flash Sentry: [to bandmates] Uh, you guys hear something?

"Brawly Beats": Uhh-uhh.

"Ringo": Uh, nope.

Twilight Sparkle: I said, we have to stop—

Flash Sentry: There it is again. So annoying.

Twilight Sparkle: Why are you acting like this? I thought we were friends.

Flash Sentry: Yeah, and then you decide to come back here just so you can beat me in the Battle of the Bands. I want this, Twilight, and you're trying to take it from me! Some friend.

Twilight Sparkle: That's not why—

Applejack: Come on, Twilight. We've got things to do.

Flash Sentry: You really think you're gonna help them?! Ha! I bet you have no idea what you're even doing!

Adagio Dazzle: [chuckling] Tears already? This is only the first round.

Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk: [laughing]

Principal Celestia: The next band to take the stage will be Trixie and the Illusions.

Adagio Dazzle: Better head back. We're supposed to go on after Trixie.

Sunset Shimmer: You're never gonna get away with this.

Adagio Dazzle: Why? Because you didn't? Oh, because of Albedo and Steeljaw we know all about you, Sunset Shimmer. You've got quite the reputation at Canterlot High.

Sunset Shimmer: I've changed! I'm in a much better place now!

Aria Blaze: Waiting in the wings while your friends have all the fun?

Adagio Dazzle: Oh, yes, you girls are so tight. And yet... they didn't ask you to be in the band.

Aria Blaze: Probably afraid no one would want to see them play if she was in the group.

Sonata Dusk: Too bad! So sad!

Adagio Dazzle: If it's any consolation, no one is going to remember you at all by the time we're done.

Adagio Dazzle: Remember, girls. We want to save the good stuff for when our full power has been restored.

[The Dazzlings] Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Now that you're under our spell Blindsided by the beat Clapping your hands, stomping your feet You didn't know that you fell

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Now you've fallen under our spell

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

[The Dazzlings] We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Now that you're under our spell

[Adagio Dazzle] Listen to the sound of my voice

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Soon you'll find you don't have a choice

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Captured in the web of my song

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Soon you'll all be singing along

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh, whoa, oh

[The Dazzlings] We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Now that you're under our spell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Now that you're under our

[Adagio Dazzle] Spell

[maniacal laughter]

Sunset Shimmer: This is it! Last round and you're in the finals! Unless you think the counter-spell is ready to be played now.

Applejack: Don't worry, Twilight. Finals aren't until tonight. We'll get in a little more practice before we're supposed to hit the stage. We won't let you down!

Rest of main cast: ["Mm-hmm!", "Yeah!", etc.]

Twilight Sparkle: You won't let me down...

Connor Lacey: Poor Twilight.

Fluttershy: Um, I was just wondering. We haven't played any of my songs yet, and...

Rainbow Dash: It's the semifinals. We gotta do "Girl Your Fabulous"

Fluttershy: Don't know why I even asked...

[Trixie Lulamoon] ...I got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat!

Crowd: [cheering]

Principal Celestia: [laughing] Fantastic!

Trixie Lulamoon: Hmph. You're never gonna top that performance, "Rain-goons". You shouldn't be allowed to when you have such a big advantage over the rest of us.

Rainbow Dash: Mokuba's superior idea and off-the-charts awesome singing voices of Connor's aliens?

Trixie Lulamoon: Oh, don't be ridiculous. I mean her! If you were really all that, Rainbow Dash, you wouldn't have needed to bring in some magical ringer to have half a chance. Everyone's talking about it.

Rainbow Dash: Ha! Puh-leeze! I could win this thing as a solo act and everybody knows it!

Trixie Lulamoon: [scoffs] Sure you could.

[poof]

Main cast: [coughing]

Pinkie Pie: She's gone! [pause] Oh, wait. There she is.

[peeyow!]

Principal Celestia: Next up, Connor Lacey's aliens Ditto and Big Chill with Frankie Greene,Mimi and the Rainbooms.

Spike: Knock 'em dead, guys!

Sunset Shimmer: I'll be here... just... watching.

Frankie Greene: Thanks.

Mimi: OK.

Connor Lacey: (Hits Ultimatrix)

Ditto: Ditto! (splits into two clones and clone two hits Ultimatrix)

Big Chill: Big Chill! Let's do it.

Big Chill: There's nothing quite as sweet as a woman's inner beauty Ditto: A sparkle from within is a lady's core of duty Frankie Greene: Your brains, your class, your winning smile These things cannot be bought Mimi: But how to wear a killer dress Can certainly be taught

Big Chill: F! Ditto: Can you feel it? Frankie Greene: A! Ditto: Alright now! Big Chill: B! Ditto: Bust it out! Big Chill: U! Mimi: You know it! Frankie Greene: L! Mimi: You love it Frankie Greene: O! Ditto: Oh, my! Big Chill: U! Ditto: You following this? Frankie Greene: S! Mimi: I said...

Big Chill: I'm so fabulous Mimi: You're so fabulous All: We're so fabulous We're so fabulous

Bunga: Girl, girl, you're fabulous.

Big Chill: No time to waste, it's getting late You've got to look your best Ditto: A flawless look from head to toe To stand out from the rest Frankie Greene: A gathered waist, a mermaid hem A bustier to die Mimi: But girl, you know there's no such thing As over-accessorize (the Dazzlings: Ow!)

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

Big Chill: F! (Clampdown: Not again!) Ditto: Can you feel it? Big Chill: A! Ditto: Alright now! Big Chill: B! Mimi: Bust it out! Big Chill: U! Mimi: You know it! Big Chill: L! Mimi: You love it! Frankie Greene: O! (Villains: Oof!) Ditto: Oh, my! Big Chill: U! Ditto: You following this? Big Chill: S! Mimi: I said...

Frankie Greene: I'm so fabulous Mimi: You're so fabulous All: We're so fabulous We're so fabulous

Big Chill: Rhinestones, crystals, gold lame Who says you can't wear fur? Ditto: But when in doubt, a kitten heel will always make you purr

Frankie Greene: A pouted lip, a tattered cheek A smoky eye's a plus Mimi: Extend your lash, then arch your brow And you'll look fabulous

Big Chill: F! (Lion Guard: F!) Ditto: Can you feel it? Big Chill: A! (Lion Guard: A!) Ditto: Alright now! Frankie Greene: B! (Lion Guard: B!) Ditto: Bust it out! Big Chill: U! (Lion Guard: U!) Mimi: You know it! Frankie Greene: L! (Lion Guard: L!) Ditto: You love it Frankie Greene: O! (Lion Guard: O!) Mimi: Oh, my! Big Chill: U! (Lion Guard: U!) Ditto: You following this? Frankie Greene: S! (Lion Guard: S!) Mimi: I said...

Rarity: I'm so fabulous!

Both: She's so fabulous We're so fabulous We're so fabulous

Principal Celestia: Rainbooms you're fabulous.

Flash Century: Indeed.

[Students clapping and cheering]

[Spike barking proudly]

Albedo: Not now!

Bad Doggie Collar: Bad doggie bad doggie. How many times do I have to tell you? No barking aloud! Did you hear me? No barking aloud!

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

All: Do it again!

Spike: OK. (barks)

Bad Doggie Collar: You're a very bad doggie! Very bad doggie! Very very bad doggie!

[All continue laughing]

The Grim Buccaneer: I can't stand brow-nosing.

[All shrieking with laughter]

[Spike barking]

Albedo: Uh-oh.

Bad Doggie Collar: Congratulations. You have successfully activated level 3 of the reinforcement training software.

Albedo: Level 3? Oh no. What's going to happen to me on level 3?

Bad Doggie Collar: You bad bad bad doggie! Bad doggie! Bad doggie! Bad doggie!

[Albedo yells]

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

Flash Century: Look it's Cheetor. (laughs) And look what's he got on his foot.

Applejack: Peanut butter foot? Uck! Not even with jelly.

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

Cheetor: Well it looks like you three found yourselves in a sticky situation.

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

Applejack: We were amazing out there.

Rainbow Dash: More than that. We're awesome.

Principal Celestia: All right. Rainbooms and Dazzlings come to the stage.

Principal Celestia: Well done girls. You two are the first bands to ever made it this far. But are you two ready for the finals against each other?

Adagio Dazzle: Ready.

Rainbow Dash: So are we.

[Spike barking proudly]

Albedo: Oh no you don't!

Bad Doggie Collar: Terrible dog no more barking. Terrible dog no more barking.

[Albedo yelling]

Photo Finish: Don't worry Dazzlings. I'm sure there's still time for you to come up with (giggles) a way for you to be adored.

Scattaloo: Yeah. And I'm pretty sure the last song you've come up with will be just as hysssssterical. (Laughs)

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

MewTwo: Indeed.

Trixie Lunamoon: Wow. I don't know that they're so good at this.

Starscream (RID 2015): Where are the Rainbooms?!

Adagio Dazzle: They're in the finals with us.

Dr Morocco: And I believe that the time has come to take laughter to our advantage over the school.

Sonata Dusk: How are ya gonna do that?

Albedo: I believe this calls for a little Galvin charm. Allow me everyone. I'm so sorry for interrupting your time. But I can't head back to Villain Island without mentioning some marvelous music your band has performed.

Aria Blaze: And wanted it so much more.

Adagio Dazzle: Alas, this is the way it's going to be. Dazzlings vs. Rainbooms.

Sonata Dusk: Unless, of course, the Rainbooms don't manage to make it to their set or held up for some reason.

Trixie Lulamoon: Hmm... [sinister chuckling]

Rainbow Dash: Check, one, two. Testing, testing... [taps microphone] Testing...!

[voice echoes]

[microphone feedback]

Fluttershy: This doesn't make any sense. Mokuba's idea is working. Doesn't anybody else think it's strange that we're the ones that made it to the finals?

Trixie Lulamoon: Very strange.

Rainbow Dash: What are you doing here, Trixie? Pretty sure the losers are supposed to be up there in the cheap seats.

Trixie Lulamoon: The Great and Powerful Trixie is the most talented girl at Canterlot High. It is I who deserves to be in the finals. And I will not... [snaps fingers] ...be denied!

[trap door clanks open]

Connor Lacey and Pals,Rainbooms and Sunset Shimmer: [screams] [grunts]

Trixie Lulamoon: [evil laughter] See you never!

[trap door slams shut]

Adagio Dazzle: [chuckle] Told you someone would give them a shove.

Sonata Dusk: She didn't shove them. She pulled a lever.

Aria Blaze: [groans] Go back to sleep, Sonata.

Albedo: See? The Galvin charm works every time.

Cyclonus (G1): I believe the machine we've designed to drain the negative energy from the Rainbooms by laughing is ready.

[Trixie Lulamoon] Ya better believe I got tricks up my sleeve And I captivate 'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat

[The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh

[Trixie Lulamoon] Ya better believe I got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat

[The Illusions] Oh, whoa, oh oh oh oh

["Tricks Up My Sleeve" continues muffled]

Rainbow Dash: [grunts]

Applejack: Give it up, Rainbow Dash. You've been tryin' at this for hours. It's not gonna open.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it doesn't even matter that we're trapped down here. I don't think the counter-spell would have worked anyway.

Applejack: Of course it would have worked, Twilight. (giggles) Assumin' a kid's idea is working while Twilight's writing it.

Rainbow Dash: Hey if you're interested about Twilight Sparkle and that counterspell you don't have to get all giggles about it.

Rarity: She was talking about Mokuba Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah. Thanks Mokuba. Your idea is making our band so awesome.

Applejack: Yes! Finally! Thank you.

Twilight Sparkle: But why wasn't it working? I should know what to do. How could I not know what to do? How could I have failed like this?

Connor Lacey: Oh Twilight.

Rainbow Dash: It might've been my idea to start a band, but like you said A.J. it's not just my band.

Applejack: Oh shucks. I'm speechless.

Rainbow Dash: Well at least Trixie isn't hysssssterical. (laughs)

Applejack: Hey Rainbow Dash. When we graduate from school I wanna be like you. A soccer player who isn't monkeying around.

[Applejack and Rainbow Dash laughing]

Pohatu: Or isn't pulling arms.

[Pohatu, Applejack and Rainbow Dash laughing]

Rainbow Dash: Yo F.S. we're ready for your song you've wrote up for us.

Fluttershy: OK R.D. Care for some Poo Poo Platter and a glass of water while I'm writing it? (laughing)

Nuju: You know, now that you mentioned it, I could have some pressed ham to go with the hot buttered buns. (Laughs)

Whenua: Or moon kicks and a roast halibutt. (Laughs)

Onewa: (Laughs) Soon you'll be ready for a game of "who can laugh the longest", record keeper! (Laughs)

Rarity: I had the most perfect outfits for us to wear!

Applejack: Oh Rarity you and your costumes. Orange you glad we're going to try them out?

Rarity: Yep. And I'll make sure we're fabulous and we don't have any peanut butter feet or jelly feet on us. (laughing)

Connor Lacey: Stop! Are you crazy?

Pinkie Pie: Gee, Connor, lighten up. If it wasn't for Trixie and the Dazzlings we wouldn't be in this sticky situation. Huh? (laughing)

Rainbow Dash: That is so disssturbing!

Rarity: You can say that again!

Applejack,Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie: Yeah!

Onewa: (Laughs) I wish this moment can forever!

Pohatu,Nuju and Whenua: Me too!

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju and the Rainbooms laughing]

Yugi Moto: Stop laughing! All of you!

Rainbow Dash (Imitating Yugi Moto): Stop laughing all of you.

[Rainbooms laughing]

[Rarity and Applejack shushing]

Fluttershy (Imitating Yugi Moto): It's time to duel!

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju and the Rainbooms laughing]

Jaden Yuki: They're just laughing. What so bad about that?

Yugi Moto: They're draining their negative energy by laughing!

[All gasped]

Yubel: Stop laughing!

Rainbow Dash: Oh you wanna know what else is funny though? We're trying to stop the Dazzlings and now we're having our negative energies being drained!

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju and the Rainbooms laughing]

Fluttershy: And I don't like the Dazzlings.

Applejack: Who does? Sonata and Aria are idiots!

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju and the Rainbooms laughing]

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's most fun I've had in years!

Rarity: Thank you for having a drumming feeling in you. That was really super!

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju and the Rainbooms laughing]

[Thud]

Rainbow Dash: Huh? Tickle tickle tickle!

Yugi Moto: Stop that! Don't you see? You're having your negative energies being drained!

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju,the Rainbooms and Yugi Moto laughing]

[Trixie Lulamoon] Ya better believe I got tricks up my sleeve See me dominate 'Cause I'm powerful and grea-ea-eat!

[fireworks]

[crowd cheering]

Trixie Lulamoon: Try to top that!

Adagio Dazzle: [sarcastically] Oh, gosh! I don't know if we can!

The Dazzlings: [laughing]

The Grim Buccaneer: It's working their laughing so much they couldn't stop. It's time girls!

[The Dazzlings] Ahh, ah-ah, ahh Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

[Onewa,Pohatu,Whenua,Nuju,the Rainbooms and Yugi Moto laughing]

Sunset Shimmer: Stop! You have to stop! This is what they've been after all along! They're feeding off of the magic inside you!

Applejack: How can they be using our magic? It's the magic of friendship.

Sunset Shimmer: Ever since you started this band, you've been letting little things get to you. I never said anything 'cause I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this whole "friendship" thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if you don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else.

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe all this tension was happening right under my nose and I didn't realize it. I'm supposed to be the one with all the answers. And all I've done since I got here is let you down.

Connor Lacey: Oh Twilight. I'm sure you didn't let me or my friends down when we first met.

Sunset Shimmer: That's right Connor. I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But you can count on your friends to help you find them.

Twilight Sparkle: I think you already have. C'mon! We need to get out of here!

[slamming on door]

[knocking on door]

Twilight Sparkle: Spike!

Spike: Sorry I took so long. I had to find somebody who wasn't under the sirens' spell to help me get you out.

Twilight Sparkle: Why isn't she under their spell?

Spike: Never takes off her headphones.

Applejack: Come on, y'all! Time to prove we've still got the magic of friendship inside us!

Twilight Sparkle: And there's only one way to do it!

Pinkie Pie: We're gonna play the counter spell?

Rainbow Dash: Yep.

Pinkie Pie: Whee!

Rarity: Ooh, which version of the counter-spell are we going to play?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't think it matters what song we play, as long as we play it together as friends.

Rainbow Dash: I know just the song. Fluttershy's written a really great one.

Fluttershy: [squee]

Applejack: We're about to save the world here. Personally, I think we should do it in style. Rarity?

Rarity: I thought you'd never ask!

Connor Lacey: They need our help. (hits Ultimatrix)

Daydream Sun: Daydream Sun!

Tommy Oliver: Let's do it guys!

All: Right!

Yugi Moto: Come on out Dark Magician,Dark Magician Girl,Summoned Skull,Slifer the Sky Dragon,Obelisk the Tormentor,The Winged Dragon of Ra and Legendary Knight Timeaus!

Joey Wheeler: You two Flame Swordsman,Red-eyes Black Dragon,Time Wizard,Legendary Fisherman,Jinzo,Insect Queen and Legendary Knight Hermos!

Seto Kaiba: Come forth Blue-Eyes White Dragon,Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and Legendary Knight Critias!

Jaden Yuki: Yubel time for you with Elemental Heroes Avian,Burstinatrix,Sparkman,Clayman,Bubbleman,Bladedge,Wildheart,Necroshade,Neos,Flame Wingman and Thunder Giant with Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin,Air Hummingbird,Dark Panther,Glow Moss,Grand Mole and Flare Scarab to join the party.

Yubel: Right Jaden!

Yusei Fudo: Appear Stardust Dragon!

Yuma Tsukamo: Rise up Number 39: Utopia!

Astral: Rise up Numbers!

Reginald "Shark" Kastle: Come on out Number 32: Shark Drake!

Kite Tenjo: Let's shine bright like the sun Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon!

Yuya: Appear Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon!

Duelists: Come on out monsters!

Brock: Go Onix!

[Onix roars]

Ash Ketchum: I'm with you Brock! Totodile I choose you!

Totodile: Totodile!

Misty: Goldeen,Starmie,Staryu!

[Pokémon cries]

Cheetor,Rattrap,Blackarchnia (BW-BM),Silverbolt (BW-BM),Nightscream (BM) and Botanica: I am transformed!

Tai: It's time to digivolve!

Agumon: Agumon warp digivolves to...

Wargreymon: ...Wargreymon!

Gabumon: Gabumon warp digivolves​ to...

Metalgaruramon: ...Metalgaruramon!

Biyomon: Biyomon digivolves to...

Birddramom: ...Birddramom!

Patamon: Patamon digivolves to...

Angemon: ...Angemon!

Tentomon: Tentomon digivolves to...

Kabuterimon: ...Kabuterimon!

Gomamon: Gomamon digivolves to...

Ikkakumon: ...Ikkakumon!

Palmon: Palmon digivolves to...

Togemon: ...Togemon!

Tommy Oliver: It's morphin time!

Kimberly: Pterodactyl!

Billy: Triceratops!

Rocky: Tyrannosaurus!

Adam: Mastodon!

Aisha: Saber-Tooth Tiger!

Tommy Oliver: White Tiger!

Zhane: Let's rocket!

Voice command: M-E-G-A MEGA!

Winx Club: Magical Winx!

Daydream Sun: Time to go to work.

[The Dazzlings] Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

[Adagio Dazzle] Welcome to the show

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

[Adagio Dazzle] We're here to let you know

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

[Adagio Dazzle] Our time is now

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

[The Dazzlings] Your time is running out

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Ah, ah, ah

[The Dazzlings] Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

Rainbow Dash: How are we supposed to play over them from up here?

Dizzy the Vulture: Maybe that has answered the question Rainbow Dash.

[car horn honks]

The Rainbooms: [cheer]

Pinkie Pie: Awesome!

Rainbow Dash: Sweet!

[The Dazzlings] Feel the wave of sound As it crashes down You can't turn away We'll make you wanna sta-a-a-ay We will be adored Tell us that you want us We won't be ignored It's time for our reward Now you need us Come and heed us Nothing can stop us now

[The Rainbooms] Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh I've got the music in me Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh

[Twilight Sparkle] Don't need to hear a crowd Cheering out my name I didn't come here seeking Infamy or fame

[The Rainbooms] The one and only thing That I am here to bring Is music, is the music (Daydream Sun: (hits Ultimatrix) Ultimate Daydream Sun: Ultimate Daydream Sun) Is the music in my soul Gonna break out (Out!) Set myself free, yeah Let it all go (Go!) Just let it be, yeah Find the music in your heart Let the music make you start To set yourself apart

Adagio Dazzle: So Connor Lacey with his friends and the Rainbooms want to turn this into a real Battle of the Bands? Then let's battle!

[The Dazzlings] What we have in store (ah-ah) All we want and more (ah-ah) We will break on through (ah-ah) Now it's time to finish you!

[instrumental]

Albedo: You heard Adagio Pirate Villain Legionnaires deploy!

Galvatron (G1): Decepticons attack!

Twilight Sparkle: [vocalizing]

Sirens: [vocalizing]

Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer, we need you!

Ultimate Daydream Sun: You heard Twilight! Now it's your turn to be the hero.

[drum solo]

[Sunset Shimmer] You're never gonna bring me down You're never gonna break this part of me My friends are here to bring me 'round Not singing just for popularity

[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle] We're here to let you know That we won't let it go

[The Rainbooms] Our music is a bomb and it's about to blow

[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle] And you can try to fight But we have got the light of

[The Rainbooms] Friendship on our side! Got the music in our hearts We're here to blow this thing apart And together, we will never Be afraid of the dark Here to sing our song out loud Get you dancing with the crowd As the music of our friendship Survives, survives!

[All sans Dazzlings] Got the music in our hearts We're here to blow this thing apart And together, we will never Be afraid of the dark Here to sing our song out loud Get you dancing with the crowd As the music of our friendship Survives, survives, survives!

Misty: Here he goes!

Aviva: This is going to be good!

Albedo,the Decepticons and the Legion of Pirate Villains: No no no no no no! (Groans)

[Boom]

Adagio Dazzle: No! No! (Gasps) How are we ever gonna be adored now? (Gasps) Friends!

Dark Spirits: Are you ready?

Sonata Dusk: No! We're not ready at all! In fact we got lots more plans!

Dark Spirits: Are you ready?

Aria Blaze: This is just a minor setback in a major operation.

[The Dazzlings screams]

Adagio Dazzle: Soon as we whip up another spell we'll be back in business! We've still got that Lacey kid and his friends locked away. We just need a little more time! (Gasps) No Lord Arcanon! Don't please no!

[The Dazzlings yells]

Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze: Just a little more time!

Rainbow Dash: Lord Arcanon? Where have we heard that name before?

Fluttershy,Pinkie Pie,Applejack and Rarity: We don't know.

Adagio Dazzle: I promise we'll pay you all back! I promise!

[The Dazzlings screams]

Dark Spirits: Oh! Hush!

Flash Century: (Giggles) The Dazzlings will be adored all right.

Trixie Lunamoon: Yeah. (laughs) Just like a rock!

[Students burst into peels of laughter]

Fracture: It would've worked if it wasn't for that infernal blast!

[Students continues laughing]

Applebloom: We never see a thing in our whole—

[Students continues laughing]

Captain Hook: They will be adored someday I tell you. You saw what happened at the cafeteria! You've seen them performed!

Principal Celestia: Oh yeah. Sure they will.

Vice-Principal Luna: Anyway the winning band of the Battle of the Bands is the Rainbooms!

[Crowd clapping and cheering]

Flash Century: Three cheers for the Rainbooms and Connor Lacey and Pals!

Applebloom: Well done you guys. Flowers for you all.

The Grim Buccaneer: I can't believe that Connor Lacey and Pals have done it again! Huh?

Connor Lacey (Imitating Batman): Knock knock.

Yusei Fudo: Oh look!

Yuma Tsukamo: Looks like Connor's doing his Batman voice.

Black Arachnia (Animated): Who's there?

Connor Lacey (Imitating Batman): Orange.

Starscream (RID 2015): (Groans) This again?

Dr Undergear: Or-(stuttering)ange who? (Yells)

Connor Lacey (Imitating Batman): Orange you shocked that your band has lost to us by a banana-slide?

Shiverjack (angrily): Freeze snap!

[Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna laughing]

Sari Sumdac: No need to split. You might find this a-peel-ling! Ha! Get it? Cause Connor said banana back there?

[Starscream (RID 2015) yells]

Sideswipe (RID 2015): What's the matter Starscream? Electrified much? Ha! Get it? Cause Connor also said shocked back there?

Captain Jake: Your time in the Battle of the Bands is over villains.

Mokuba Kaiba: That's right Captain Jake. After all we only wanted to spread joy throughout the 16 realms.

(Accordion intro)

Mokuba Kaiba: Hey there! Let's have some fun! Join my good time gang! Just, one question first? Rhubarb? Or meringue? Ha!

We'll make folks happy, through the land! Have them howling on their knees! So my little, villain friend, Lend a hand if you please! Pow!

Hey, don't look so shocked, Ain't it about the time, To let... the pun... unfit the crime! Ha!

Galvatron (G1): Mokuba, you try too hard!

Mokuba Kaiba: Mokuba Kaiba if you please, I've got an Kaibacorp Vice president I.D!

Galvatron (G1): Folks should be free to find their own happiness; You can’t force them to have fun!

Mokuba Kaiba: Sure I can, watch this! Accordion!

(Accordion solo)

Galvatron: Guitar Retort!

(Guitar solo)

Mokuba Kaiba: Hey, you're pretty good!

Galvatron (G1): But I think - that we - both know - it's time for all of you to surrender-o!

Mokuba Kaiba: NEVER!

(Guitar and accordion solo) (Guitar stops, Accordion plays)

Mokuba Kaiba: String break!

Mokuba Kaiba: Here's a joke: How are you, Just like a lollipop stick? In the end, you're both worn down by the force of my licks! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha!

Ain't it a laugh? HAHA-HAH-HA! Looks like the end of the line! So leeeeeeeeet... The puuuuuuuuun... Unfiiiiiiiiit... Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Crime.

[Students laughing and cheering]

Connor Lacey: And now for one more joke.

Albedo: And what's that?

Connor Lacey: You'll see. Knock knock.

Miles (RB): More knock knock jokes? We can do this all day Connor.

Connor Lacey: Knock knock!

Airazor (RID 2015): Oh boy. Who's there?

Connor Lacey: We're-a.

Divebomb: We're-a? That's a new one.

Albedo: Indeed. We're-a who?

Connor Lacey: We're-a sending you back to Villain Island!

Thunderhoof: Well that's stupid. How's that even funny?

Connor Lacey: (laughs) You'll see. But first how about a little something that will put the spring in your step?

Strongarm: And a little fall. (laughs)

Darth Vader: Here comes the Constructicons.

[The Constructicons yelling]

The Newtralizer: Looks like the construction workers don't always land on their feet after all.

[All laughing]

May: The Grim Buccaneer flew passed the robo-gators.

Toa Tahu: But this section will drive him bananas! (laughs)

[Jetstorm (BM) yells]

Tails: Ooh. Jetstorm swatted like a gnat-storm! (laughing) Gnat-storm.

Blackarchnia (BW-BM): We're coming up to the deadly doughnuts and Strika gets dunked!

Tai: Scourge is right on time to catch the bus.

Scourge (G1): Oof!

Sora (Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V): (laughing) This course is a monster and it looks like it just got the best of Dr Undergear.

[All laughing]

[The Decepticons and the Legion of Pirate Villains yelling and screaming]

[All continues laughing]

Aviva: That was priceless.

Flash Century: Oh too good. Too good.

Connor Lacey: Looks like that's the last of them. Wait a minute. Where's Albedo?

The Good Fairy: I think I know where he is.

Jiminy Cricket: Really my lady? Where?

Aisling: Look! Over there!

Captain Rex: General Lacey! Look out!

Albedo (in Shere Khan's voice): I'll kill you for this!

[Spike gasps and barks]

C-3PO: Of course. He is still wearing the Bad Doggie Collar. Keep barking Spike!

[Spike continues barking]

Bad Doggie Collar: I've told you for the last time! No barking you bad doggie! No barking! Bad doggie! No barking!

[Albedo yelling]

Connor Lacey: There he goes and here I go. This E-Z chair's not gonna make his life any easier (Albedo: Ow!) and he better not start feeling too safe. (Albedo: Ow!) I guess I'm gonna tyre Albedo out (Albedo: Oof!) and I'm not just clowning around (Albedo: Yuck!) I'm Al-moosed done him in! (Albedo: Oof] This is no time to get too picky Albedo! (Albedo: Ow!)

Pepper: And now for the funniest part of them all.

Scattaloo: What's that?

Vinnie: You'll see.

[Whoopee cushion farts]

[CHS Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna straining]

[Brittney,Blythe Baxter and Harley Quinn (DCSHG) roared with laughter]

Blythe Baxter: Oh glass of rump roast!

[Continues laughing]

[CHS Students,Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna exploded with laughter]

[Connor Lacey and Pals laughing]

Connor Lacey: It's about time. You three girls finally laughed at our jokes.

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): Oh thanks. You've laughed yourselves.

Serena: (Laughs) This is hilarious!

Grimlock (RID 2015): Yeah! (Laughs)

Onewa: (Laughs) Look at them! Battle of the Bands? More like "Laughter of the Bands"!

Zoe (LPS): (Gasps) Blythe you're OK.

Blythe Baxter: Of course I'm OK. Why wouldn't I be?

Connor Lacey: So if Sonata Dusk is Blythe Baxter then who are you two before you became Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze?

Brittney: I'm Brittney.

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): And my name's Harley Quinn!

Connor Lacey: Harley Quinn? But you can't be Harley Quinn. You're with the Joker and Negaduck and the rest of the members of the Crime Empire.

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): No I wasn't with the Crime Empire. I'm a student at Super Hero High. You should visit there sometime.

Connor Lacey: Well maybe we should. By the way I'm Connor Lacey and these are my friends.

Brittney: Well we have to get back to our own realms.

Connor Lacey: Well OK. Goodbye Harley Quinn of Super Hero High and Brittney.

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): Not goodbye Connor. It's just until the next time.

Blythe Baxter: Well guys we better head back to our realm two.

Connor Lacey: Wait Blythe. We took a vote and maybe you and your friends should come with us.

Toa Lewa: Yeah.

Bloom: Maybe we can help you find out who's this Lord Arcanon guy and figure out how he turned you with Brittney and Harley Quinn of Super Hero High into the Dazzlings.

Matt: Yeah. Would do you say?

Russell: Well Connor Lacey helped us save you Blythe. Now it's our turn to help him and his friends.

Sunil,Vinnie,Pepper,Penny Ling,Zoe (LPS) and Minka: Yeah.

Blythe Baxter: We'll do it!

Red Genesect: Glad to hear it.

Connor Lacey: Well ladies and gentle-pets welcome to the Ireland Rebel Alliance. Welcome aboard.

Sunset Shimmer: Guess that explains why these were so special to them.

Twilight Sparkle: Without those pendants and the magic you brought here from Equestria, they're just three harmless teenage girls.

Connor Lacey: Indeed.

Flash Sentry: Rainbooms rule! That was amazing!

Sunset Shimmer and Main cast sans Twilight: [giggling]

Trixie Lulamoon: You may have vanquished the Dazzlings with their managers Albedo,the Decepticons and the Legion of Pirate Villains, but you will never have the amazing, show-stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!

[poof]

Main cast, Sunset Shimmer, and Flash Sentry: [coughing]

Pinkie Pie: She's gone! [pause] Oh, wait. There she is.

[thud]

Trixie Lulamoon: Trixie's okay!

Blythe Baxter: That's even painful then last time.

Rainbow Dash: You know, Twilight is going back to Equestria soon. The Rainbooms could really use someone to help Fluttershy on backup vocals.

Sunset Shimmer: [plays guitar riff] I also play guitar.

Rainbow Dash: We'll see.

Hoopa: We're really glad you've reformed Sunset Shimmer.

Applejack: Sure wish you could stay longer.

Twilight Sparkle: Me too. But I have responsibilities in Equestria that I have to get back to. Its citizens need me. But now I can go through the portal whenever I need to. This isn't goodbye. It's just goodbye 'til next time. Ready?

Spike: Ready!

Connor Lacey: We better head back to our realm. See you next time.

Rainbow Dash: See ya Cons.

Sunset Shimmer: [voiceover] Dear Princess Twilight, Missing you already, and I hope you'll be back soon. Things are definitely looking up for me here at Canterlot High. But I know I still have a lot to learn about friendship. Hope you don't mind if I write to you for advice when I need it. Your friend, Sunset Shimmer.

Rainbow Dash: You ready or what?

Sunset Shimmer: Ready!

Pinkie Pie: One! Two! Three! Four!

[credits]

[Applejack] Once upon a time You came into my world and made the stars align

[Rarity] Now I can see the signs You pick me up when I get down so I can shine

[The Rainbooms] Shine like rainbows Shine like rainbows

[Rainbow Dash] Friends, you are in my life And you can count on me to be there by your side

[Sunset Shimmer] And when the music comes alive We sing our songs to lift us up so we can shine

[The Rainbooms] And the sound that we hear in our hearts Makes a crescendo And the light that ignites in the dark It makes us all glow And shine like rainbows We shine like rainbows Together we stand As the rain begins to fall And holdin' our heads up high As the sun shines through it all

[The cast] And the sound that we hear in our hearts Makes a crescendo And the light that ignites in the dark It makes us all glow And shine like rainbows We shine like rainbows Shine like rainbows We shine like rainbows

[The Rainbooms] We shine like rainbows

Sci-Twi: No doubt about it, Spike. There's definitely something strange going on at that school...

Puppy Spike: [barks]

[Meanwhile on Villain Island]

Albedo: Master's going to be most unsatisfied.

Steeljaw (RID 2015): I know.

Starscream (RID 2015): Curses! (in Hades' voice) We were so close! So close we tripped at the finish line. Why? Because our little Connor Lacey always wins.

Lord Zedd: (Laughs) This is too good.

Rita Repulsa: Yeah! We can watch this forever! (laughing)

Psycho Black: Oh here they are.

Prince Olympius: Father they're here.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Good. I'm most unsatisfied.

Megatron (Animated): Yes Master.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: When I first sighted Canterlot High I thought the Rainbooms are a group of minor nuisance. That's why I trusted you guys with Sunset Shimmer and the Dazzlings with their destruction. But because of the failures at both the Fall Formal and the Battle of the Bands they constantly helped the Ireland Rebels to stop us from having the villains conquer the 16 realms of the Realm Crystal! That angers me. I will no longer tolerate failure. We must destroy the Ireland Rebel Alliance at once!

Villains: Yes master.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Dr Anton Sevarius revive back the Dazzlings with Count Dookoo and Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sideous and have them a seat in my Masters of Evil.

Dr Anton Sevarius: At once my lord.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: So now I have a great plan for destroying Connor and his Rebels. I called this weapon the Villain Megazord but in order to complete it we need the key component: Serpentera! So set a course for the moon everyone!

Villains: Yes sir!

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Once we activate the Villain Megazord and attach it to the body of Unicron we'll be so powerful not only will we destroy Connor Lacey and Pals but the Earth and the 16 realms of the Realm Crystal will be ours as well! (Laughs evilly)

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