This is the script for Connor Lacey's Adventures of Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Greetings my villains. It's a new day and the 16 realms are still at peace.

Lord Dominator: But not for long.

Prince Olympius: Just the look at them. We pull one tiny thread and the 16 realms will fall into chaos.

Cruella De Vil: Ah good old 16 realms. All treats and no tricks! If the 16 realms of the Realm Crystal were our realms we'd run things differently.

Maleficent: And soon we'll have our revenge on Connor Lacey and Pals.

Ursula: Add a splash of evil?

Captain Hook: Pillage and plunder?

Myotismon: (sighs)

Scar: What's wrong Myotismon?

Myotismon: Nothing. It's just every time is the same thing. They win and we lose. What a bunch of dull villains.

Galvatron (G1): Well this time it will be different.

Janja: And why's that?

Cyclonus (G1): Because we have a new scheme that is sure to work.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): This plan of yours must work for your​ sake.

Professor Pericles: Don't worry master it will.

Butch: That's​ right. It will work with the help of our old four friends.

Yami Bakura: That's right. Today we Darklanders will take control of the 16 realms of the Realm Crystal! Evil humans and Dark Toons alike! Today we strike!

The Legion of Cartoon Villains: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Galvatron (G1): When you live in the Darklands It's better to make your own rules. Yami Bakura: Ask anyone outside of Ireland The Magic of Friendship is for fools

Villains: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a!

Mr E: We go where we want when we want to And we conquer, yes, we conquer as we please (Ha-a, ha-a!) Paradox: That Connor can't give us a curfew

ShiverJack: Or tell us to stay in the trees

Villains: NO! Tonight we strike Tonight we strike No one's safe, so the time is right The Magic of Friendship's gonna feel our might Tonight we strike Tonight we strike

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a!

Starscream (RID 2015): So before Connor and Pals are ready To stop us from doing harm (Ha-a, ha-a!) Zach Varmitech: We'll make them all feel unsteady We'll give them cause for alarm

Villains: Yeah! Tonight we strike Tonight we strike No one's safe, so the time is right The Magic of Friendship's gonna feel our might Tonight we strike Tonight we strike

(The Legion of Cartoon Villains laughs under) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-a, ha-a!

King Sombra: All right, fellas, bring it in! Here's Phase 1 of the plan.

Marik (clone): While Mokuba is guarding the Mystery Machine We'll be creeping beneath Megatron (A): And just like a roaring thunder We'll destroy him with the bomb like teeth

Villains: Tonight we strike Tonight we strike No one's safe, so the time is right The Magic of Friendship's gonna feel our might Tonight we strike Tonight we strike

Tonight we strike (Diesel 10: Tonight, we strike!) Tonight we strike (Devious Diesel: Nobody is safe!) No one's safe so the time is right The Magic of Friendship's gonna feel our might Tonight we strike Tonight we strike

The Magic of Friendship's gonna feel our might Tonight we strike Tonight we strike

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Darklanders arise and follow me! Ireland will never know what hit them.

[Villains laughing maniacally]

[Meanwhile on Ireland]

Connor Lacey: Today is a great day for seeing the Scooby gang for another mystery.

Twilight Sparkle: Connor there's something that Velma have to tell you.

Connor Lacey: Is it something nice?

Twilight Sparkle: Not exactly.

Connor Lacey: Then it can wait.

Twilight Sparkle: It can? For how long?

Connor Lacey: Forever, and ever.

Twilight Sparkle: Forever, and ever, Is a very long time, Connor. Connor Lacey: (giggles) Forever isn't long at all, When I'm with you... (giggles)

I wanna call your name, forever. And you will always answer, forever. And both of us will be, Forever you and me, Forever and ever!

Twilight Sparkle: I wanna stay like this, forever. If only I could promise, forever. Then we could just be we, Forever you and me... Both: Forever and ever!

Twilight Sparkle: Forever, and ever, Is a very long time, Connor. Connor Lacey: (giggles) Forever isn't long at all, Twilight! (giggles) When I'm with you... (giggles)

Oh, I wanna be with you, forever! I want you right here, beside me, forever! Twilight Sparkle: One thing you should know, No matter where I go, We'll always be together. Both: Forever and ever!

Ash Ketchum: Connor Twilight we're coming on to the location of the Scooby gang.

Connor Lacey: Thanks Ash.

Daphne: Hold up, Daphanatics, we're back with another episode of "Jeepers! It's Daphne!" Later on the show, you'll get a sneak peak at my new modeling portfolio. A lot of you keep posting videos or comments asking me about my other career as a mystery-solving teen monster-Buster. Like this video from alexsuperfan2112.

Alexsuperfan2112: I heard that you're responsible for breaking up the greatest band in history, the Alex super experience. Is that true?

Daphne: It sure is, alexsuperfan2112. It all started when the band accidentally conjured up the ghost of mamba wamba, a freaky voodoo witch doctor. Oh, look! We have a live video chat.

Fred: Hi, Daph.

Daphne: Hi, Fred.

Fred: Great show. I just wanted to point out that as Velma has taught us again and again, there's no such thing as ghosts. Mamba wamba here only pretended to be an otherworldly witch doctor. He was really a music producer who got performer Lila to pretend to be a zombie in order to steal a potentially lucrative pop song.

alexsuperfan2112: Oh. Wait, what?

Shaggy: Like, hey, Daph.

Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby!

Shaggy: But I think the musical case was the one with the green phantoms, wasn't it?

Daphne: Oh, yeah. They were really Creeps and Crawls. A pair of crooked aptly named lawyers. We were in a tight spot, but once again, Velma's brilliance solved the musical riddle and saved our lives.

Boy: Uh, I thought we were gonna see your modeling pics.

Daphne: Oh, hi, Velma.

Velma: Hi, Daphne. Great show.

Daphne: Thanks! Hey, I was just singing your brain's praises.

Velma: I know, I was watching. But that's just number crunching. It's your personal magnetism that allows us to get close enough to bust these sociopaths. Like this one. Remember old Ironface?

Daphne: Oh, do I ever. He was actually cafe owner mama Mione, masquerading as the ghost of a weird pirate or something, to help convicts escape from prison.

Shaggy: Wait no. Like you're thinking of Redbeard's ghost.


Shaggy: Man! Ohh! That dude was creepy.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah creepy.

Fred: That's right. At least until we found out he was C.L. Magnus, a shipping magnate who was stealing from himself and pocketing the insurance.

Daphne: Mm-hmm. That's right. (Ring) Hi, Daphanatic, what's your question? Is it about my modeling pictures?

Cuthbert Crawley: What? Oh, no. I just searched "Velma Dinkley" and this website came up. I have an urgent message for her. My name is Cuthbert Crawley. I'm a lawyer for her family.

Velma: Lawyer? Family? Uh...(LAUGHS) Uh, clearly this is some sort of scam.

Daphne: Scam? Velma!

Velma: Oh, Daph, the Internet isn't exactly the most reliable source of information. Nobody checks anything. I mean, look at this. A super suit? Please! And with tiny agents that sit inside this thing? Laughable!

Boy: Wait. You're saying that tiny special agents aren't real? But...

Daphne: Velma, you're ruining my show. Besides, the beauty of the Internet is the freedom of information. And all the cool stuff you can buy, too.

Cuthbert Crawley: Velma, please! It's a family emergency. You must come to my office as soon as possible. I'm texting you my address.

Velma: Whoops. Looks like we lost him. Moving on.

Fred: He said it was an emergency. We need to meet him right away.

Velma: We don't, Freddie, it's really OK.

Fred: Come on, gang, time's a-wastin'.


Daphne: Well, Daphanatics, I guess that's all for now. Keep liking me, please.

Boy: Ooh, wait. What about the modeling pics?



Connor Lacey: Hello gang.

Fred: Hi Connor.

Applejack: What's the big emergency?

Daphne: We've got a call from Velma's lawyer Cuthbert Crawley. He said we need to meet him right away.

Brock: We'll go with you.

Fred: Boy, it's great to have the gang back together. Let's go!

Velma: Fred, you really don't have to go to the trouble of...

Fred: Nonsense. A road trip is what we all need. Come on, gang, let's go see this lawyer Crawley.

Rainbow Dash: Right behind you Fred.

Velma: But, Fred, wait! Is the mystery machine even ready?

Fred: Is she ready?




Fred: She's ready. Record time once again. Oh, careful, gang. I just had her detailed and her flowers touched up. Daph, fingerprints! Let's keep her as shiny as we can for as long as we can. I know it won't last forever, but I have to try. I love you. Mmm... you are such a beauty. Such a beauty. I love you.

Mokuba Kaiba: I have a good idea. How about if I stay here and guard the Mystery Machine.

Seto Kaiba: Good idea little brother.

Velma: Now Connor. If ever there's another mission​when we're not together there's something you must remember.

Connor Lacey: And what's that Velma?

Velma: You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

Connor Lacey: Oh no problem. We're uh braver than we believe and stronger than we seem and smarter than we think.

Velma: That's right Connor. You're braver than you believe and stronger than you seem and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is even if we're apart I'll always be with you. I'll always be with you. (whispers) Always be with you.

Cuthbert Crawley: Velma, you are the sole beneficiary of your great-great-Uncle baron basil's estate.

Shaggy: Uh, Mr. Crawley, when you said the candy was complimentary, do you mean it's like free?

Cuthbert Crawley: Uh... yes. As I was saying, due to an unusual proviso in the will, you, Velma, as the youngest member of the Dinkleys, inherit the entire property, including the castle in Transylvania.


Shaggy and Scooby-Doo: Transylvania?!



Cuthbert Crawley: Uh... heh heh... I see. You needn't worry. This castle isn't in eastern Europe. It's in Transylvania, Pennsylvania. It's a rural village of ethnic Transylvanians, who like the Amish, choose to live in a more traditional 19th century lifestyle.

Daphne: 19th century?



Daphne: Aah...

Cuthbert Crawley: Well, you must be thrilled about this. You'll be a woman of property and inherit all of your family's fortune.

Velma: I don't want anything to do with my great-great-Uncle basil. They can give all of it away for all I care.

Fred: Give it away?

Daphne: Why wouldn't you want it?

Cuthbert Crawley: Perhaps that's just as well, considering all that talk about that supernatural curse hanging over the estate.

Scooby-doo and Shaggy: Curse?

Shaggy: Oh-oh-oh-oh!

Cuthbert Crawley: Yes. It said that anyone who gets too close to the baron's legacy will lose what they love the most and then be utterly destroyed.

Shaggy: Don't worry! We'll stay away from the baron's legacy! And his armacy and his footacy!

Daphne: Wait a minute, Velma. If you're related to a baron, that makes you royalty. You can inherit a tiara.

Fred: Why wouldn't you want your inheritance? You don't believe in the curse, do you?

Velma: Of course I don't believe in the curse. You should know me better than that. Just leave it alone, Fred.


Daphne: Jeepers, Fred, what...

Fred: I know every sound the mystery machine makes and that is not one of them! Everybody, down!

[Mokuba Kaiba screams]


Man 1: And if it wasn't for you, meddling kids!

Velma: Clearly it was all just an elaborate hoax.

Daphne: None of it seems to add up.

Woman: If it wasn't for you snooping around, I would have gotten away with it.

Daphne: Another mystery solved.

Man 2: We don't need you kids interfering!

Man 3: Meddling around where you're not supposed to.

Fred: It was really just a disguise to throw us off the...

Daphne: Fred, behind you!

Scooby-Doo: Scooby-dooby-doo!

Fred: You'll have all the time you need to think about that, at the state prison.

Velma: I have a hunch that this whole mystery is about to be solved. I guess you'll be going away for a very long time.

Fred: That explains why those spooky freaks were able to fly.


Elsa the Snow Queen: (Gasps) Mokuba! Oh Mokuba. No, no. Please no. (Sobbing)

Shaggy: That guy's the worst parking lot attendant in history.

Cuthbert Crawley: That's no valet, Shaggy. That's the ghost of the baron, Velma's old ancestor and the source of the curse I mentioned earlier. Perhaps I should have been more forthcoming about the details.

Scooby-Doo: Gee, ya think?

Seto Kaiba: What's going on here?

Yugi Moto: Don't look Kaiba.

Seto Kaiba: Why not? (Gasp) Mokuba! Where are you little brother?

Connor Lacey: Kaiba he's gone.

Seto Kaiba: Then maybe he's at Transylvania waiting for us.

Donatello: That's not what he meant. He means he's dead.

[Luna (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds) sobbing]

Tea: Hey look. There's some writing made from oil.

Tristan: What does it say?

Daphne: "Stay away from... Transylvania"?

Rex: Your right of the writing Daphne.

Shaggy: Don't worry. We wouldn't be caught dead in that town.


Fred: Sorry, Shaggy, but that is exactly where we're going.

Elsa: Then I guess we've got a mystery on our hands.

Daphne: Jeepers, Freddie, I don't know. We've faced a lot of ghoulish creeps before, but this one just blew up the mystery machine.

Fred: And that's why we have to go, Daph. Together we've brought down more than our share of villains, with nothing more than pluck, Jerry-rigged traps, and a box of Scooby snacks. And for no better reason than a love of justice and my van and a knack for meddling and a love for my van.

Daphne: Did you just say van?

Fred: No, no, I didn't say van. But now, we find the forces of evil have come to us. Why? We don't know why. Who? We can't say. But there is one thing we can say for certain.

Velma: What?

Fred: They killed my van. (SOBBING) This time... This time it's personal. (GLASS SHATTERS)

Shaggy: But, like, without the mystery machine, how would we even get there?


Rainbow Dash (EG): I guess this answers your question Shaggy.

Shaggy: The Transylvania express? Who'd a-thunk there'd be a night train to a town they never heard of?

Scooby-Doo: Hoo hoo hoo hoo! I love this train.

Shaggy: Like, why?

Scooby-Doo: Two words... snack bar.

Shaggy: Hoo hoo hoo! Yeah, at least they do have a snack bar. And I don't mind if I do. Garcon, we'll take as many hamburger platters that will fit on these trays, and don't be afraid of stacking.

Garcon: Sir, ze transylvanian express offers only tasty, rare, traditional carpathian delicacies.

Shaggy: Carpahoe... uh, what?


Shaggy: Eew!

Scooby-doo: Yuck!


[Meanwhile back to the villains]

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Well Galvatron looks like your​ plan is working.

Dr Morocco: So far so good.

Dr Chadwick: Hey I've got a song for Mokuba's death. Do you want to hear it?

Rita Repulsa: Go ahead.

Dr Chadwick: OK. Here I go.

King Sombra: Hit it.

Dr Chadwick: Mmm, sludge Mmm, filth Aah, fumes Oooh, cack

Oil and grime, poison sludge Diesel clouds and noxious muck Slime beneath me, slime up above Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love Toxic love

I see the world and all the creatures in it I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach I feel the power, it's growing by the minute And pretty soon you're gonna see me wallow in it

I feel good, a special kind of horny Flowers and trees depress and frankly bore me I think I'll spew them all with cyanide saliva Pour me a puke cocktail and take me to the driver

Filthy brown acid rain Pouring down like egg chow mein All that's foul, all that's stained Breeding in my toxic brain

And after dinner I could go for something sweet Revenge for all those years locked in a tree I'll crush and grind all creatures great and small And put up parking lots and shiny shopping malls

'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand With the destruction of this worthless jungle land And what a beautiful machine they have provided To slice a path of doom with my foul breath to guide it

Hit me one time Hit me twice Ah, ah, ah That's rather nice

Oil and grime, poison sludge Diesel clouds and noxious muck Slime beneath me, slime up above Ooh, you'll love my (ah-ah-ah) toxic love

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): All right everyone let's head to Transylvania.

All: Yes sir!

Daphne: What's this?

Fred: What's what, Daph?

Daphne: It's that teen mystery gossip site. I thought there might be something about my modeling or whatever, but check this out.

Fred: "What blue-spectacled teen super sleuth "is hiding a terrible family secret? Hint: She wears orange knee socks every day."

Daphne: Velma, that's you.

Velma: The truth is out on the Internet. Well, it looks like my big secret is exposed. I never wanted you guys to know. Did you ever wonder why I'm so obsessed with debunking the supernatural?

Daphne: We just always assumed it was something you fell into. I was always curious about the attachment to orange knee socks. Because you totally pull them off.

Velma: Mm.

Connor Lacey: Velma?

Velma: It's time you knew the truth. My crusade of reason is the result of my deep, shameful family secret. Like many emigre families, our original name was Americanized when we disembarked at Ellis island from the old country.

Otto Von Dinkenstien: America! Ve are free! Ha ha!

Man 1: You can't stop here. Move it along.

Man 2: Name.

Otto Von Dinkenstien: Von Dinkenstein.

All: Von Dinkenstein?!

Velma: Yes, I am the direct descendent of the infamous Dr. Von Dinkenstein.


Velma: Back in the old country, legend had it that he was the man who created a monster.


Velma: It was this story that inspired Mary Shelley to write her famous novel, "Frankenstein." I don't believe that my ancestor ever succeeded in actually creating the monster, of course, but the fame created by Shelley's story haunted my family.


Velma: It caused a kind of madness in some of my relatives who wished to achieve where my ancestors had failed, to reclaim the family name and its occupation.

Connor Lacey: Poor Velma.

Sam: That's the saddest thing we've heard in our lives.


Velma: Guys, did you even hear a word of what I just said?

Daphne: Well, yeah. Your great-great-Uncle baron basil Von Dinkenstein went crazy trying to recreate the experiment.

Fred: "Baron's monster runs amok. Loss of income. Blow to tourism."

Velma: Oh. That's on the Internet? Well, never mind. Yes, this is why I'm obsessed with solving supernatural phenomena and exposing them as hoaxes.

Shaggy: And we all thought you just loved solving a good mystery.

Rarity (EG): Then we must stop the Von Dinkenstien's​curse from continuing.

Captain Jake: So we're going to solve the mystery without Mokuba? Ha-ha! That's the​ spirit! Oh how I envy you! Not everyone has a chance to face the despicable dangers of Transylvania. Today's the day, In only a matter of moments, You'll all be on your way. What lurks around the corner, Not a soul can say. But I can guess, More or less, Hidden dangers, Great duress, Ah, the moments of glory Is close at hand. Hoo, wee, It's gonna be grand.

Adventure is a wonderful thing. Pack only the essentials, I'll tell you what to bring; Your strength, Your nerve, Your hearts, Your wits, And for villains Attacks, First Aid Kits.

Adventure is a hoot and a half, You'll face unearthly dangers, And look at them and laugh. The claws, The teeth, The chase, The thrill, You'll never want to come home, Maybe you never will.

That's the beauty of adventure, It's strictly sink or float. It runs you 'til you're ragged, Then it grabs you by the throat. You struggle to survive it, Though the chances are remote, Hoo, hoo, lucky you, Wish they were coming too, Adventure is a wonderful thing.

(spoken) I almost forgot the very best part: we not only get to solve the mystery of the Von Dinkenstein curse, but see the most dangerous monster of all the monsters, the monster of Dr Von Dinkenstein Itself!

Connor Lacey: Oh, bother...

Captain Jake: And you, General Connor, Off you go, Marching high and low. Your friend, Waits at the end, Right here, Take a look The map is perfectly clear, With your excellent sense of direction, You've nothing to fear.

Through the quicksand, Of the chasms, Tempting fate, And fighting spasms, Dodging avalanching boulders, Remember, Mokuba Kaiba's fate - Rests completely on your shoulders, Connor...

Connor Lacey: (spoken) Excuse me, Captain Jake?

Captain Jake: It's up to you!

That's the beauty of adventure, The trembling and the dread, Oh I can't think of another thing I'd rather do instead.

Connor Lacey: Perhaps they could come with us?

Captain Jake: No, no, we'll go ahead.

Hoo, hoo, lucky you, Tally ho, and toodle-ooh, Ready now, noble chin, Chest out, tummy in, Make a fracas, have a fling, Drop a postcard, give a ring, Get the lead out, time to swing, Whoop dee doo, and badda bing Adventure is a wonderful thing!

(spoken) They salute us, and those of us doomed to never return, they'll salute us twice!


Shaggy: Like, man, did you feel that? Feels like the train just sped up to like a gazillion miles per hour.


Velma: If we hit that turn at this speed, we'll be thrown from the tracks and plunged into the abyss below.

Shaggy: Like oh no. I wouldn't mind being plunged in a vat of pudding or macaroni and cheese. But not the abyss. Please! Anything but the abyss. Uh-oh!

Scooby-doo: Yeah!

Daphne: We're not slowing down.

Shaggy: I kind of wish I'd gone easy on the goat's head in ketchup. (RETCHES)

Passengers: Oh!

Velma: Aah! Oh! Oh, no! We're going to lose this car, too. Come on, everyone, we've got to save these innocent people before they all die.

Yugi Moto: Whoa!

Fred (whispers): I think they might already be dead.

Daphne (whispers): Fred.

Fred: All right, everybody move, next car.

Sam: You heard the​ man let's move!

Fred: Shaggy, try to reach the engineer! We've gotta slow down!

Shaggy: We're on it! It's locked!

Fred: What?!

ALL: He said it's locked!

Fred: Try knocking it down!

Shaggy: Try what?!

ALL: He said try knocking it down!

Shaggy: Whuh hoo hoo! What, are you nuts?!

Fred: What?!

ALL: He said, are you nuts?

Shaggy: Aah! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

The Ghost of the Baron: (EVIL LAUGH)


The Ghost of the Baron: (EVIL LAUGHTER CONTINUES)


The Ghost of the Baron: You should have heeded my warning, for now you have incurred the Von Dinkenstein curse! Each will lose what he loves most and then complete destruction! Hee ha ha ha ha!




Shaggy: (BABBLING)

Velma: What was that?


Velma: Tell the conductor to slow the train down!

Shaggy: (SOBBING) We're all gonna die!

Velma: What?

ALL: He said we're all going to die.


Daphne: It's all right! It's OK! The Scooby gang will save the day! Whoo! Yay!

Velma: Daphne, this is hardly the time to cheerlead.

Fred: Wait, it is. Daphne's onto something.

Connor Lacey: And they might need help! (Hits Ultimatrix)

Astrodactyl: Astrodactyl!

Fred: It's working! Now pull us in. It's working.

Passengers: Ooh!

All: Aah!

Fred: I always knew your cheerleading would come in handy one day, Daph.

Daphne: Go team! Whoo!

Velma: We're not out of this yet. Depot ahoy!

Fred: No time to lose. Uhh!



Astrodactyl: Man what a ride! (Reverts back to Connor Lacey)

Fred: No, no, no, no. No need to thank us. We were just doing our job. Well, it's more of a hobby, really...

Inspector Crunch: What is the meaning of destroying our train? Not to mention our town clock. Vell, I'm vaiting.

Fred: Well... heh heh... You see, the train...

Velma: Actually, sir, we just did this town and this train company a huge service for saving so many lives.

Inspector Crunch: You! Girl Von Dinkenstein. I'd know those glasses anywhere! No Von Dinkenstein is welcome in this town. It was your Uncle's monster did this to me.

Brittney: A duster?

Shaggy: Why did the monster replace your hand with a duster?

Inspector Crunch: Ze monster took my hand. It was I who put the duster on. The police barracks aren't going to clean themselves, you know. Look, the tracks have lots of dust. They are the dirtiest things you could ever imagine. Never lets go. Never lets go.

Shaggy: Ooh, like I feel all sparkly.

Inspector Crunch: Sparkly clean.

Daphne: You can't blame Velma for something her Uncle did.

Inspector Crunch: Of course we can! We blame her entire bloodline for the Von Dinkenstein curse.

ALL: Ja!

Velma: Seriously?

Burgermeister Burger: Seriously, young lady.

Pinkie Pie: Who are you?

Burgermeister Burger: I'm Mr. burger, the Burgermeister of this town.

Shaggy: You're a burger?

Scooby-doo: Burger?

Burgermeister Burger: 100%.

Scooby-doo: Aha. I've never met a talking burger.

Burgermeister Burger: Ugh.

Scooby-doo: Blehh! Needs ketchup.

Burgermeister Burger: That's Burgermeister. It means mayor. Now, to answer your question, young lady, ever since the monster was destroyed, the baron's ghost has haunted us, und now tourism is dead, and our famed factory barely stays open.

Fred: Well, what does this town make?

Inspector Crunch: We are the premiere torch manufacturer in the northeast.

ALL: Yeah vult premiere​!

Velma: You make torches?

Burgermeister Burger: Ja. Our burning pieces of wood are second to none. Let me demonstrate. Flame on!

Inspector Crunch: Behold!

Shaggy: Eeeh!

Iago: You... All of you come with me.

Daphne: Um, guys, maybe we should do what this little man says.

Blythe Baxter: Good idea Daphne.

Shaggy: It's hard to leave a giant burger behind, but... ha ha ha... Like where's your car?



Shaggy: So, Mr. guy who's driving us down a deserted road to no one knows where, we didn't quite catch your name.

Iago: Me Iago. All generations Von Dinkensteins have hunchback for servant. Bad posture bring good luck.

Fred: Iago, you must know the family history. Why does the ghost of the baron wear that metal mask?

Iago: Legend say on stormy November night, baron work on his experiment. He been collecting parts for project many months from zoo cemetery, harbor... And less savory places. He find creatures, mutants, cobble together. He was forced to finally give life to creation.



Iago: But much to baron Von Dinkenstein's chagrin, the villagers became apprised of what he was about to do. They feared the worst... That such a creature, assembled from parts discarded, would not know compassion or empathy and have only the capacity for wanton destruction. The villagers put an end to both the doctor and his abomination. So the monster was destroyed and the baron's face permanently disfigured.

Baron Von Dinkenstein: Aah!

Iago: That is why he wore the metal mask. But before he died years later, he vowed revenge and cursed the entire town for all eternity!


Shaggy: Like eternity, huh? Ho ho ho, that's a long time.

Velma: Wait. A minute ago you spoke in grunts and ughs. When did you become so loquacious?

Iago: Uhh... Iago no understand brainy girl words. Mm...


Mrs Vanders: Just like Galvatron have planned they're heading this way.

Yami Bakura: Perfect. They're trip to Transylvania will a place they'll​ never leave alive. (laughs evilly)

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: (Spoken) So what's the next phase, Legionares?

Joker: (Spoken) Tell us the next phase, tell us the next phase!

Galvatron (G1): (Spoken) Easy, everyone, easy! Give us a sec to think things through We need something for Phase 2

Yami Bakura: I think we know just what to do So that those heroes won't have a clue!

Terry: With Velma hypnotized up in the sky We'll trick them hiding way up high

Vector (clone): We'll make our move, we'll be so sly And then we can kiss the heroes goodbye

Villains: Haha! Bye-bye. Oooh yeah!

Maximilliem Pegasus (clone): Once Connor and Pals are outta the way Planet Earth will be our buffet

Alito (clone): We'll conquer all night, we'll conquer all day With Connor and Pals outta the way

Outta the way (outta the way) Outta the way (outta the way) Then we can feast on cities and streets When they're outta the way

Professor Pericles (Spoken): And Phase 3 will be this.

We'll make a trap that they can't see One they can't escape so easily

Miran (clone): An explosion at castle like at the ravine Can be just the trick if ya know what I mean

(Miran laughs) Oh, fur brains!

Butch: Once Connor and Pals are outta the way Planet Earth will be our buffet

Cassidy: We'll conquer all night, we'll conquer all day With Connor and Pals outta the way

Outta the way (outta the way) Outta the way (outta the way) Then we can feast on cities and streets When they're outta the way

The Legion of Cartoon Villains: Oh, outta the way (outta the way) Outta the way (outta the way) Then we can feast on cities and streets When they're outta the way

Inferno (BW): (Spoken) One more time!

The Legion of Cartoon Villains: Outta the way (outta the way) Outta the way (outta the way) Then we can feast on cities and streets When they're outta the way When they're outta the way When they're outta the way

(Seto Kaiba (clone) laughs) Do ya get it now?

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: (distorted voice): Well then what are you waiting for? Let them come in.

Mrs Vanders: At once my lord.









Iago: Whoa!


Connor Lacey: Are you sure this is the place?

Twilight Sparkle: Yep. This is the place all right.

Tai: Looks kind of...

Agumon: Quaint.

Tai: Spooky.

Shaggy: Get a load of this grill, Scoob. I wish we had that on the train, 'cause that face could stop a... (GIGGLES) Ho ho ho, why, that's... That's a n-n-nice face. That's a very, very nice, nice face.

Mrs Vanders: Good evening, and welcome to Von Dinkenstein castle. Ve are so glad to have you.


Fred: That's quite a squeak. I've got some DW-40 in the...

Fred: Yeah. Oh, never mind.

Mrs Vanders: For our safety.

Shaggy: Like, what if we want to leave?

Mrs Vanders: Come and find me. I have the only key.




Mrs Vanders: Now, Von Dinkenstein girl...

Velma: Actually, it's Dinkley. And it's Velma. And this is Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, and Scooby.

Connor Lacey: And I'm Connor Lacey and these are my friends.

Mrs Vanders: I am Mrs. Vanders, the housekeeper here at castle Von Dinkenstein. I will show you to your rooms. Follow closely. The darkness can be treacherous.


Daphne: These old floorboards sure are squeaky.

Connor Lacey: Squeaky is right.

Scooby-doo: Unh.

Shaggy: Oh! Dude, it seems like this place is being held up with cobwebs. Ooh ooh ooh.

Mrs Vanders: I hope that is not a comment on my housekeeping skills.

Shaggy: N-no. No, no, no. Like, we... we love cobwebs. Don't we, Scoob? They're just, uh... It's just a really... It's very European.

Scooby-doo: (CHUCKLES)

Velma: Where's Inspector Crunch's duster when you need it? (LAUGHS)

Mrs Vanders: You. Von Dinkenstein girl, did you say something you'd like to share with the group?

Velma: Nope. Nothing at all. And again, it's Dinkley, not Von Dinkenstein.

Mrs Vanders and Velma: Hmm.

Daphne: With all these lights, your gas bill must be enormous.

Mrs Vanders: Nein. The castle was built on natural gas resource. We have all the gas we need.

Shaggy: (GIGGLES) Yes, you do.


Mrs Vanders: Did you say something?

BOTH: Nope.

Scooby-doo: Huh?


Scooby-doo: Aah!

Shaggy: Yikes! Like, something invisible's playing the organ. The only invisible things I know of are... ghosts! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!


Mrs Vanders: Only a trick of wind. And it is my favorite song. This can be your room, Von Dinkenstein girl.

Velma: No! Aah!

Connor Lacey: Velma!

Bluestreak: She's okay Connor.

Velma: It's Dinkley. And I don't think this will work.

Mrs Vanders: Whoops. That one is certain death. These doors all look alike. Perhaps you wish another room? The ones across the hall are available.


Velma: Aah! Aah!

Mrs Vanders: But we do have bats that tend to screech around the clock.

Daphne: I'm sure that would be irritating if it wasn't being drowned out by Scooby and Shaggy's chattering teeth.


Mrs Vanders: Otherwise I'm sure you'll be comfortable. Now, let me show you to the crown jewel of the castle...


Mrs Vanders: The laboratory.

Velma: My great-great-Uncle certainly didn't do anything halfway. Let's get a closer look at this place.

Shaggy: Ohh! If we get close enough, will it be behind us? Ooh hoo hoo hoo...

Rex: Come on Shaggy. What's creepier than a lab? A map is not a guess An estimation or a hunch A feeling or a foolish intuition

A map is a dependable Unwavering, inarguably accurate Portrayer, of your position

Never trust your ears Your nose, your eyes Putting faith in them Is most unwise Here's a phrase you all Must memorise In the printed word Is where truth lies

Never trust your tummies Tails, or toes You can't learn a thing From any of those Here's another fact I must disclose From the mighty pen True wisdom flows

If it says so Then it is so If it is so Well so it is A thought's not fit to think 'Til it's printed in ink Then it says so So it is

Never trust that thing Between your ears Brains will get you nowhere fast My dears Haven't had a need For mine in years On the page is where The truth appears

If it says so Then it is so If it is so So it is A thought's not fit to think 'Til it's printed in ink Never differ from or doubt it Or go anywhere without it

Thank goodness we've got this

So we don't need to fret about it If it says so So it is


Velma: Rex's right. Look at these notebooks.

Scooby-doo: (COUGHING) Ah-choo!

Shaggy: Actually, Scoob and I will take a closer look... Inside the freezer for snacks.

Scooby-doo: Mmm! This is more like it.

Mrs Vanders: Halt! Before you go any further, I must inform you of two facts. One... these parts are not food. They are the parts the baron rejected for his creature.

Shaggy: Zoinks! And what's the other fact?

Mrs Vanders: That at which you sit is not a table.

Shaggy: Aah!

Scooby-Doo: Aah!

Shaggy: Like, a real-life Frankenstein! (WHIMPERING)

Velma: Just to clarify, Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.

Daphne: It's scarier than Frankenstein. It's a regular Frankencreep.


Shaggy: That's catchy.

Jazz (G1): Which one? The tune or the monster's name?

Connor Lacey: I guess both.

Velma: Oh, sometimes I don't know why I talk at all.

Daphne: It looks like a hodge-podge of various monsters. Part scaly, part furry, and all ugly.

Fred: At least what we can see through this hazy block of ice is.

Mrs Vanders: Now you can see why I keep the castle temperature somewhat low.

Velma: It can't be real. It can't. It couldn't be true, could it? If the monster is real, then my entire world view is called into question.


Velma: This monster must be a fake, and I'll prove it. I'll recreate the baron's supposed life-imbuing experiment from his own notes. When the ice is melted and the experiment fails, the hoax will be revealed. My core hypothesis that monsters are fake will be vindicated.

Fred: I don't totally understand your goal.

Connor Lacey: Neither do I.

Daphne: But, Velma, you yourself told us how many of your ancestors were driven crazy by this monster obsession.

Velma: I am not obsessed! I am the opposite of obsessed. I'll be proving monsters don't exist, the opposite of what my ancestors were attempting. Do I need to define opposite for you?

Fred: Well, I guess if you think it's safe.

Velma: I know what I'm doing. Everyone out so I can get to work! Except you, Iago. I'll need an assistant, someone who can help me with all this antique science equipment. Wow! A strichbaden electro-wheel.

Mrs Vanders: I've kept these machines clean and in good repair for decades. See? Notice how the gyroscope spins, spinning slowly. Look closely. Very closely.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): That's right Velma. Take a big look because ​your under our power now. James Professor Screweyes give this descendent of Baron Basil Von Dinkenstein our meaning.

Professor Screweyes: At once my lord.

Both: By the power of Ra... Mut...Nut...Khnum...Ptah... Nephthys...Nekhbet...Sobek...Sekhment... Sokar...Selket...Reshpu...Wadjet... Anubis...Anukis... Seshmu...Meshkent... Hemsut...Tefnut...Heket...Mafdet... Ra...Mut...Nut...Ptah... Hemsut...Tefnut...Sokar...Selket... Seshmu...Reshpu...Sobek...Wadjet... Heket...Mafdet...Nephthys...Nekhbet... Ra...!

So you think you've got friends in high places With the power to put us on the run? Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces You'll know what power is when we are done Son...

You're playing with the big boys now Playing with the big boys now (oh, tha's petty Ev'ry spell and gesture Tells you who's the best You're playing with the big boys now

You're playing with the big boys now You're playing with the big boys now Stop this foolish mission Watch a true magician! Give an exhibition, how Pick up your silly twig, boy You're playing with the big boys now!

By the power of Ra Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket Anubis, Anukis Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet...

You're playing with the big boys now You're playing with the big boys now By the might of Horus You will kneel before us Kneel to our splendorous power... You put up a front You put up a fight And just to show we feel no spite You can be our acolyte But first, boy, it's time to bow (Kowtow!) Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy You're playing with the big boys Playing with the big boys Now!

Butch: Now to continue with Phase 2 of the plan.


Supergirl: Did you hear that?

Rex: Is this growling your idea Harley?

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): (Groans) I wish. That would have been a doozy!

Fred: Harley's right gang. Listen to that growling. It sounds sinister.

Shaggy: It is. It's mine and Scooby's stomachs. We haven't eaten in, like, 20 minutes. And, like, the constant state of sheer terror makes you hungry. Like really hungry.

Daphne: Even I could go for a bite.

Connor Lacey: Me too.

Mrs Vanders: I anticipate your every need.


Mrs Vanders: Please try a traditional dish of our homeland.

Daphne: Is it gluten free? Does it have hydrogenated oils? And it's not shellfish, right? Because I'm allergic.

Mrs Vanders: Racituri is all natural, organic... Jellied pigs feet.

Daphne: (GAGS) It's a little chewy for me. But thank you anyway.

Mrs Vanders: You might find more fare to your liking at the festival that's going on in the village.

Fred: There's a festival at night?

Mrs Vanders: Eh.

Shaggy: Yeah, we might dig the fare down at the fair.

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): I love fairs.

Connor Lacey: Me too.

Fred: Come on, gang. I'll drive us down to the village in the myst...

Daphne: We could walk. It's better for the environment. We'll leave a smaller carbon footprint.

Shaggy: Not with Scooby's paws we won't.

Scooby-doo: (WHIMPERS)



Burgermeister Burger: Willkommen. Welcome to the torch festival.

Daphne: Hmm. There don't seem to be many out-of-towners at your fair, Burgermeister burger.

Batgirl: Indeed.

Burgermeister Burger: That is because your friend's family's madness has cursed this town, Fraulein. But please, make yourselves welcome.

Wonder Woman (DCSHG): I don't think those faces look welcoming.

Scooby-doo: (GASPS) Hey. Uh, what's a gogosi?

Shaggy: I may not speak Transylvanian, but I know a doughnut when I see one. Like, count us in.





Shaggy: Whoo-hoo!

Villager #1: He eats like one of us.

Villager #2: Eat dog boy, eat like the wind.



Shaggy: I'm gonna need some more chocolate sauce and powdered sugar down here.


Villager #3: Never has one man swallowed so many gogosi. Even the one with fish eggs.

Shaggy: I eat Fish eggs?


Harley Quinn (DCSHG): Hey look!

Batgirl: Looks like a battle going on there.

Connor Lacey: I go in the battle as... (Hits Ultimatrix)

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Transylvanian Battler: Your going down little man!

Pikachu: A little shock of my Thunderbolt would stop ya. Add that with some Iron Tail and you're down for the count.

(All cheering)

(Pikachu reverts back to Connor Lacey)

Connor Lacey: Wow! That was fun.

Twilight Sparkle: I wish Mokuba can be here to see this.

Seto Kaiba: Me too. But he can't.

Daphne: Oh, this is adorable. Could I see this in a size two? Zwei

Gypsy: Zwei? Fraulein, at the very least, you're an acht.

Daphne: An acht? (SCOFFS) An 8? I don't think so.

Gypsy: Ja. And here's the only one in that size.

Daphne: (GASPS) Jeepers, it does fit. What? I'm an acht? And what's going on with my hair? This frizz. I use a sulfate-free smoothing shampoo. What is happening?



Burgermeister Burger: You have prevailed in scarfing down by the thousands our culture's signature treat.


Burgermeister Burger: To reward you, we present you

with our signature garb... Two sets of traditional Lederhosen. The short leather pant is durable and allows for freedom of movement, where the suspenders hold them up for a secure fit. And they have all the traditional embellishments. A latpundt, die messersack, and even a Schlitzflech.


Shaggy: Like, man, these threads are out of sight. They sure do take the cake, or should I say the gogosi?


Fred: You've got a torch in Transylvania. Oh, that's rich. This bumper sticker would be perfect on the mystery machine's... Bumper if... (SIGHS) I guess not. Everything reminds me of her. She would have loved this antenna ball. (SOBBING) (CONTINUES SOBBING)

Seto Kaiba: I've tried everywhere to searching​ you Mokuba.

Connor Lacey: I know Kaiba. I'm sorry. If you've found him by now if I hadn't... Kaiba?

Seto Kaiba: I've looked at everyplace you aren't. I just can't find the places you are. And where am I now? I wish you were here to tell me. Perhaps if can wish very very hard. Come out, moon... Come out, wishing star... Come out, come out... Wherever you are.

I’m out here in the dark, All alone and wide awake. Come and find me.

I’m empty and I’m cold, And my heart's about to break, Come and find me!

I need you to come here and find me, Cause without you, I’m totally lost. I've hung a wish, on every star. It hasn't done much good so far...

I can only dream of you... Wherever you are.

I’ll hear you laugh, I’ll see you smile, I’ll be with you... (giggles) Just for a while...

But when the morning comes, And the sun begins to rise, I will lose you.

Because it’s just a dream, When I open up my eyes, I will lose you!

I used to believe in forever, But forever is too good to be true. I've hung a wish, on every star. It hasn't done much good so far...

I don’t know what else to do... Except to try to dream of you... And wonder, if you are dreaming too... Wherever you are. (yawns) Oh my...

Wherever you are... (sobs)

Sunset Shimmer: There there Kaiba. I know how you feel.

Connor Lacey: We all do.

Brock (Pokémon): I hate deaths. I still remembered the deaths of some of our old friends from our past adventures like Toa Likhan,Mufasa,Obi-Wan,Ray the Firefly,Han Solo and all the rest of them.

Ash Ketchum: I know what you mean Brock. I'll miss them so much.


Burgermeister Burger: And here is the grand prize.

Shaggy: Look, Scoob, it's you and me made out of sausage.

Burgermeister Burger: A delicious Blutenwursten, a Transylvanian blood sausage. The signature cured meat of our culture. It must be eaten immediately.

Shaggy: Like, no problem there, Mr. Burgermeister. We love anything made into sausage.


Scooby-Doo: Ahh.

Shaggy: OK, here we go. First big bite.

Scooby-doo: Uhh...(WHIMPERS)

Shaggy: (GRUNTS)

Burgermeister Burger: (GROWLS)

Scooby-doo: (WHIMPERS) I'm not hungry.

Shaggy: Me neither. I'm sorry, Mr. McBurgermeister, this like never happens, but Scoob and I are totally full.


Pigs: (OINK)

Female: Aah...

Shaggy: We couldn't eat another bite.

Burgermeister Burger: You reject the blutenwurster?


Burgermeister Burger: That is the greatest insult!

Shaggy: No, it's not an insult. It's a compliment. We can't eat your signature cured meat because we're so full of your signature treat.

Scooby-doo: Yeah, yeah. Complimented.

Villager #4: It's the greatest insult, indeed!


Shaggy: Like gulp! Unh. Fred.

Fred: Oh, hey, Shaggy. Is the the saddest day or what?

Shaggy: We're in big trouble. We can't eat the Blutenwursten and now an angry mob is after us.

Fred: Don't worry. We'll just hightail it back to the mystery mach... Drat.

Shaggy: Oh, boy, he's still thinking about the van.

Ben Tennyson: What's​ going on here?

Shaggy: Ben we're in big trouble. We can't eat the Blutenwursten and now an angry mob is after us.

Gwen Tennyson: That explains it.

Fred: We need to find Daphne and get out of here.

Scooby-doo: Ouch!

Daphne: Uh... sorry, Scooby.

Scooby-doo: Whoa.

Shaggy: Zoinks! Daph, did you do something with your hair?

Daphne: Hmph!

Fred: Daphne?

Daphne: Oh, Freddie, don't look at me!

Connor Lacey: You still looked like the same Daphne.

Daphne: Ya sure?

Connor Lacey: I'm positive D.B.


Shaggy: You've gotta hand it to 'em, this town really makes great torches. They stay lit in the rain.



Iago: Quickly! You come. Iago take you to castle now.

Daphne: Iago, you saved us.

Dweeb: Thanks pal.

Iago: Not save you. You save her. Her.

Fred: Who?

Iago: Your friend. Her mind gone. Velma now insane.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh no. Velma's in trouble! We've gotta save her!

Connor Lacey: Right Twilight! Everyone into the coach.


Negaduck: They're heading back inside.

Dr Undergear: So what's​ going to happen now Yami Bakura?

Yami Bakura: We'll let them come in. Once Velma releases the Frankencreep we can take Connor,Shaggy and Scooby-Doo then she'll get their brains for the monster and Connor Lacey's friends will be ours for the destroying. Come on.

Dr Undergear and Negaduck: Fleshy, Fleshy, ooh! Fleshy, fleshy! Fleshy, fleshy, ooh! Fleshy, fleshy!

Yami Bakura: Humans, they have a certain appeal Those souls get me going They're a gourmet meal But you can't pick one from the rest of the herd So it's nice their defense is so absurd!

Chorus: Panic and run! Panic and run! Lots of mischief to be done Chasing humans is so much fun when They panic, panic, panic and run

Dr Undergear and Negaduck: Fleshy, Fleshy, ooh! Fleshy, fleshy! Fleshy, fleshy, ooh! Fleshy, fleshy!

Yami Bakura: The human herds are a crazy sight We just feel lucky, see, they ain't too bright They think they're safe with they're fleshidy trick But one little scare, and we'll take our pick!

Repeat Chorus

Dr Undergear and Negaduck: Ooh, we're gonna get ya Yeah, we're gonna get ya Get ya, get ya!

Yami Bakura:

Repeat Chorus

Panic and run! Panic and run! Lots of mischief to be done Chasing Humans is so much fun when they panic (Panic!) When they panic (Panic!) When they panic, panic, panic and run


Rex: Velma's not answering us.

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): I hope Velms' alright.

Fred: Stand back, everyone. I'm going to break this door down.


Fred: Unh! That door is solid oak. Too thick for even Shaggy's head.

Daphne: Velma! Velma! Please let us in!

Velma: Welcome.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Indeed.


Daphne: Your hair! I mean... it's not that bad.

Velma: Come in. Come in.

Lord Draguanus: Isn't this place scary or what?

Ironhide (G1): Neither.


Velma: You're just in time for my greatest triumph.

Daphne: You mean you've debunked the legend of the Von Dinkenstein monster?

Velma: Wrong. Just the opposite. I am now convinced that the baron was right. He was a genius. This monster can be brought to life.


Velma: It will live.

Connor Lacey: What?

Shaggy: But, like, Velma, your whole life is about rejecting the supernatural and magic and all that weirdness.

Velma: This isn't weirdness, this is science.

Tristan: You monster! What did you to Velma? You've turned her insane!

Adagio Dazzle: A simple case of hypnosis. We've used a hypnotizing machine on your friend and she has become our slave.

[The Dazzlings] Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Now that you're under our spell Blindsided by the beat Clapping your hands, stomping your feet You didn't know that you fell

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Now you've fallen under our spell

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

[The Dazzlings] We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Now that you're under our spell

[Adagio Dazzle] Listen to the sound of my voice

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Soon you'll find you don't have a choice

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Captured in the web of my song

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

[Adagio Dazzle] Soon you'll all be singing along

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Oh, whoa, oh

[The Dazzlings] We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky We've got the music, makes you move it Got the song that makes you lose it We say "jump", you say "how high?" Put your hands up to the sky Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Now that you're under our spell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh You didn't know that you fell Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh Now that you're under our

[Adagio Dazzle] Spell [maniacal laughter]

Prince Olympius: You see? You never ​know what the Baron's going to do. He's so spontaneous.

C-3PO: Well how do we break the curse?

Azula: Did you hear that guys? They want to know how to break the curse.

(All laughing)

Villains: Watch yourself Don't fall off from the roof

Lord Dominator: You must be the new boys in town

Scrooge McDuck: What's that sound? Is someone moving 'round?

Dr Facilier: Sit down for a spell You don't look so well

James (Pokémon): Wait a minute! I feel great! You just leave yourself to fate You might as well just hang around

Joker, Penguin: It's too late We've got to operate

Dr Facilier: Just try to relax It's a house of wax!

Galvatron (G1), Jafar, Maleficent: Oh IIIIIIIIIIII remember Frankenstein Shivers up my spine

Jafar, Maleficent: Whoa-oooooooooh

Cilan: I'm for getting out of here

Galvatron (G1), Jafar, Maleficent: No need to shout, my dear

Velma, Dr Faker (clone): No-oooooooooh

Cyclonus (G1): Who will go To the cellar down below?

Myotismon: Trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew

Galvatron (G1), Jafar, Maleficent, Harley Quinn (TBMAS): And while you're down there, Mr. Vincent Price Will give you good advice

Dr Facilier: He'll know what to do You just tell him "Boo!"

Butch: He will put the voodoo In the stew I'm telling you!

Villains: It's like a movie It's a 'B' movie show It's like a movie It's a 'B' movie show

Queen Chrysalis: Hey, hey, look at it! I mean, really! Barf, barf, barf! I'm a can-opener, a lamp and a shaver! Oh-ho-ho-ho! God! That's a mish-mash!

Cubby: This is weird!

Jack Skellington: It's much worse than I feared

Spike: I'll close my eyes and make it disappear

Cubby, Spike, Jack Skellington: This is strange!

Captain Hook: It ain't home on the range

Villains: You just tell St. Pete That you got cold feet

Connor Lacey and Pals: There goes the sun; here comes the night Somebody turn on the li-iiiiiiight Somebody tell me that fate has been kind

Cruella De Vil, Ursula: You can't go out! You are out of your mind!

Villains: It's like a movie It's a 'B' movie show It's like a movie It's a 'B' movie show (variously) Aaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaah... (x3)

Butch: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!


Burgermeister Burger: We saw the strange lights in the castle. We know shenanigans are afoot. We demand to be let in. (LAUGHS)

Velma: No! I won't let you stand in the way of science.

Burgermeister Burger: We'll put a stop to you and your creature!.

Inspector Crunch: Let ze ramming begin!

Velma: (GASP) Iago, quickly, the generator. Turn on the centrifuge. Now the humidifier.


Daphne: No! No more monster! I can't take it. (SCREAMING, SOBBING) My hair!

Velma: Raise the platform.


All: (GASPS)


Daphne: Is everyone OK?

Shaggy: Like, let me check. Fred... OK. Connor and Pals OK. Daphne looking a little weird. Velma... ho ho... totally nuts. Iago...

Iago: Ow. Iago stubbed toe.

Shaggy: Iago stubbed toe. Von Dinkenstein's monster...

Frankencreep: (GROWLS)

Shaggy: Ohh, got a little bit of freezer burn, I think.

Connor Lacey: That's because it's awakened from it's slumber

Scooby-Doo and Shaggy: Aah!

Frankencreep: (ROAR!)

Velma: Alive. It's alive. Alive!

Frankencreep: (LOW GROWL)

Velma: It's alive. Really?

Connor Lacey: Oh man. Velma.

Fred: Don't worry. I've got an iron-reinforced net in the back of the mystery mach... Dang it!

Daphne: You're really not moving on, are you?

Captain Jake: I'm afraid not.

Shaggy: I feel oddly not afraid.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah. Me, too.

Shaggy: Like, hi there, Mr. franken creep. You must be hungry. Have a Scooby snack.

Frankencreep: (GROWLING)

Connor Lacey: They've gone brave and nuts.

Shaggy: It always makes us feel better.

Scooby-Doo: It sure does.

Frankencreep: (GROWLING)

Scooby-doo: No, thanks, I'm good.

Raphael: And their not hungry either. Very odd.




Shaggy: Phew! He really stinks, huh? Just as well he can't see himself in the mirror, because he's pretty hideous, too. Hoo hoo hoo!

Scooby-doo: (COUGHING)




Velma: No, don't turn away. Look at yourself. You're beautiful!




Burgermeister Burger: Lucky we brought our torches. Let's get him!





Velma: You fools. You've ruined everything. Hmm? Jinkies, Daphne, you look terrifying.

Daphne: Huh? Aah! I'm hideous! (SOBBING)

Velma: No, don't turn away. Look at yourself. You're beautiful.

Daphne: Really?

Velma: No.


Connor Lacey: Daphne! Come back! Female team keep an eye on Daphne.

Twilight Sparkle: We're on it.

Fred: You are a monster, Velma.

Velma: Hmph. You've got to find my creation, Fred. Find it before those fools do.

Fred: I'm sorry, but without the mystery machine, I'm no monster-trapper. I'm nothing.

Connor Lacey: Male team keep an eye on Fred.

Yugi Moto: Right.

Velma: Jinkies.

Connor Lacey: Don't worry, Velma. Shaggy,Scooby and I will find him for you.

Velma: You will? You're volunteering to go after a monster, to go toward the danger?

Shaggy: Yep.

Velma: Great. I'll get the Scooby snacks.

Shaggy: No, thanks. Not hungry.

Velma: Huh?

Fred: (CRYING)

Ash Ketchum: Are you OK Fred?

Fred: No Ash I'm not. Without the mystery machine, I'm useless as a mystery solver and as a man. I'm just nothing without my machine. (SOBBING) Vroom vroom Look at her go. Gone! (SOBBING)

Daphne: (CRYING) (GASPING) Aah! Aah! (SOBBING)

The Ghost of the Baron: I warned you and your friends not to interfere. Now you have brought the curse down upon your heads. Each of you will lose what you hold most dear.

Daphne: Is that why I lost my looks? Is this because I'm cursed? Ohh! (SOBBING) Uhh! Oh, jeepers. A secret tunnel. And it looks pretty creepy. But anything beats a thousand mirrors on a bad hair day.

Tea: Let's take a look.

Twilight Sparkle: Good idea Tea.

Applejack: Once we found something here we'll contact Connor.

Shaggy: (PANTING) Hey, Scoob, I don't know how to explain it, but I'm feeling sorta... Ha ha... brave.

Scooby-doo: Yeah, me, too.

Shaggy: Like, even that shadow of the Frankencreep​ doesn't scare me.

Frankencreep: (ROARING)

Shaggy: Right. Let's get him, Scoob.

Frankencreep: (GRUNTING)

Shake a leg and count to 3 this ain't no disparity just a tip that it's worth knowing don't just be terrified all you do is run and hide best to get the party going yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it's about to board the sofa. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah do the Transylvania polka do the Transylvania polka

Shaggy: Velma! You got here fast.

Velma: Yeah, and in this dress, too.

Shaggy: Well, it looks like our work here is done.

Velma: Not quite. (EVIL CHUCKLE)


Fred: (CRYING) Hey, where am I anyway? Oh! Wow, look at all this stuff. These could come in handy. So could this. And I know just how to use it.

Bulkhead: Then let's get to work.

Daphne: Uh... oh! Who left all this old mining equipment here? Wait a minute. This stuff doesn't look old at all. Jeepers. There's something going on here that doesn't quite meet the eye.

Pinkie Pie: Looks like we've got to report this to Connor.

The Ghost of the Baron: (EVIL LAUGHTER) So, you've stumbled upon my secret, have you? A pity you won't be able to tell anyone about it.

Daphne: Aaahhh!

Seto Kaiba: Did you hear that?

Fred: Daphne. It sounds like it's coming from...

Daphne: Aah!

Fred: Here.


Fred: Keep cool, Fred. Think. These old air vents connect to every room in the castle. But based on that echo and air density... Mm... and moisture... Daphne must be in some kind of subterranean cave or tunnel. Hang on, Daph! We're coming!

Scooby-doo: (YAWNS, SNORTS) Morning Shaggy.

Shaggy: (GROANS) Good morning, Scoob. Oh, that's weird. I don't remember going to bed.

Frankencreep: (ROARING)

Shaggy: So, Velms, I stopped falling out of bed like months ago. Why do you have us strapped in here?

Velma: Don't worry. I've deduced that the monster's brain is defective. I just need to provide some additional cerebral material to correct the problem.

Shaggy: Oh, I see. Brains. Like, that makes sense. Wait.

Scooby-doo: Where you gonna get brains?


Connor Lacey: From you two of course.


Shaggy: Like, why do you need both our brains?

Velma: According to my calculations, between the two of you, you almost have one entire brain.


Frankencreep (ROARING)

Velma: I must say, you're taking this rather well.

Frankencreep: (ROARING)

Shaggy: Well, Velma, you know I always say there's no point in getting all bent out of shape over every little... ooh! Zoinks! Ha ha ha! I got a new outfit. Oh, actually, I feel a little better.

Scooby-doo: Me, too.

Shaggy: Those things were a tight fit.

Scooby-doo: Shaggy, I'm hungry.

Shaggy: Oh, boy, like all of a sudden I'm pretty starving myself, buddy, old pal.

Velma: Iago, bring me the brain extractor.

Shaggy: Yeah, Iago, like a good assistant would have anticipated that she needed the brain... (WHIMPERING) What am I saying?!

BOTH: Aah! Aah!

Connor Lacey: I've got to save them. (Hits Ultimatrix)

Humongosaur: Humongosaur!

Daphne: Oh! Oh! Aah! Oh! Ohh! Oh!

The Ghost of the Baron: You are trapped, Fraulein.

Daphne: I don't think so, you grimy ghost. Uhh! Oof! Uh! Uh! Ah! Aah! Unh! (PANTING)

The Ghost of the Baron: I told you you would never escape. Mwah ha ha ha!

Fred: Hey, baron! Guess again! We're gonna clean your clock.

Tommy Oliver: Let's do it guys!

All: Right!

Yugi Moto: Come on out Dark Magician,Dark Magician Girl,Summoned Skull,Slifer the Sky Dragon,Obelisk the Tormentor,The Winged Dragon of Ra and Legendary Knight Timeaus!

Joey Wheeler: You two Flame Swordsman,Red-eyes Black Dragon,Time Wizard,Legendary Fisherman,Jinzo,Insect Queen and Legendary Knight Hermos!

Seto Kaiba: Come forth Blue-Eyes White Dragon,Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and Legendary Knight Critias!

Jaden Yuki: Yubel time for you with Elemental Heroes Avian,Burstinatrix,Sparkman,Clayman,Bubbleman,Bladedge,Wildheart,Necroshade,Neos,Flame Wingman and Thunder Giant with Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin,Air Hummingbird,Dark Panther,Glow Moss,Grand Mole and Flare Scarab to join the party.

Yubel: Right Jaden!

Yusei Fudo: Appear Stardust Dragon!

Yuma Tsukamo: Rise up Number 39: Utopia!

Astral: Rise up Numbers!

Reginald "Shark" Kastle: Come on out Number 32: Shark Drake!

Kite Tenjo: Let's shine bright like the sun Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon!

Yuya: Appear Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon!

Duelists: Come on out monsters!

Brock: Go Onix!

[Onix roars]

Ash Ketchum: I'm with you Brock! Totodile I choose you!

Totodile: Totodile!

Misty: Goldeen,Starmie,Staryu!

[Pokémon cries]

Cheetor,Rattrap,Blackarchnia (BW-BM),Silverbolt (BW-BM),Nightscream (BM) and Botanica: I am transformed!

Tai: It's time to digivolve!

Agumon: Agumon warp digivolves to...

Wargreymon: ...Wargreymon!

Gabumon: Gabumon warp digivolves​ to...

Metalgaruramon: ...Metalgaruramon!

Biyomon: Biyomon digivolves to...

Birddramom: ...Birddramom!

Patamon: Patamon digivolves to...

Angemon: ...Angemon!

Tentomon: Tentomon digivolves to...

Kabuterimon: ...Kabuterimon!

Gomamon: Gomamon digivolves to...

Ikkakumon: ...Ikkakumon!

Palmon: Palmon digivolves to...

Togemon: ...Togemon!

Tommy Oliver: It's morphin time!

Kimberly: Pterodactyl!

Billy: Triceratops!

Rocky: Tyrannosaurus!

Adam: Mastodon!

Aisha: Saber-Tooth Tiger!

Tommy Oliver: White Tiger!

Zhane: Let's rocket!

Voice command: M-E-G-A MEGA!

Daphne: Guys, look out!

Both: Heh heh heh.

The Ghost of the Baron: You will lose this fight, just as you lost your precious mystery machine and Mokuba Kaiba.


Daphne: Fred, get up!

Fred: I'm sorry, Daphne, I...

Daphne: Don't do it for me, Fred. Do it for her and Kaiba do it for him.

The Ghost of the Baron: (GRUNTING) This isn't over!

Fred: Wow! I didn't think I could do it without the mystery machine, but I guess I could do it for her.

Seto Kaiba: So would I for Mokuba.

Daphne: Oh, Freddie, you're my mystery machine. I'm just so sorry the curse has given you such a damaged damsel to rescue.

Fred: You mean the mystery machine...

Daphne: No, Fred. Me. I look so awful.

Fred: You're kidding. I didn't even notice. You always look great to us, Daphne.

Daphne: Really? Aww!

Fred: Sure. (CREAKING) Unh... oh.

Daphne: Freddie, look at the baron's cape. This fabric is a synthetic blend. I'd recognize it anywhere. This should be real silk.

Fred: Hmm. So maybe the baron isn't a baron at all.

Daphne: Maybe he's not even a ghost.

Tai: Maybe your both right.


Fred: Hold on!


Daphne: Aah!




Velma: Ha ha ha ha ha!


Shaggy: Please, Velma, don't take our brains. We need what little we have.

Humongosaur: Please Velma you need to snap out of it!

Velma: Never!

Humongosaur: Very well. If that's how it has to be... (Hits Ultimatrix)

Orion Humongosaur: Orion Humongosaur! Or... (Hits Ultimatrix)

Ultimate Orion Humongosaur: Ultimate Orion Humongosaur!

Iago: No, mistress. It wrong to take brains. Ow!

Velma: Get ready to make your contribution to the greatest scientific accomplishment ever.


Velma: And I'll operate with a song. When the world is full of care And Every headline screams despair When all is rape, starvation, war and life is vile There's a certain thing I do Which I shall pass along to you That's always guaranteed to you smile I go... Looney As a light bulb battered bug Simply...Looney Sometimes foam and chew the rug Mister, life is swell in a padded cell It'll chase those blues away You can trade your gloom for a rubber room And Injections twice a day Just go Looney Like an acid casualty...or a moonie Or a preacher on TV When the human race wears an anxious face When the bomb hangs overhead When your kid turns blue, it wont worry you You can smile and nod instead When your...Looney Then you just don't give a fig Man's so puny And the universe so big If you hurt inside, get certified and if life should treat you bad Don't get even...Get Mad! Yes!


Fred: Are you all right, Daph?

Daphne: Well, the good news is, this dirndl doesn't look any worse covered in two inches of dirt.

Fred: (GRUNTING, STRAINING) And the bad news is, we're sealed in tight.

Twilight Sparkle: We have to get out of here and contact Connor.

Daphne: Here. Maybe if we... unh... Work together...


Daphne: (PANTING) Gosh, all this digging is making me dizzy.

Fred: (GRUNTING) Sealed in, airtight. (GASPING) Getting woozy. Gotta dig through the... Before we... ohh...

Optimus Prime (G1): Legionnaires help Fred up!

Legion of Cartoon Heroes: Yes sir.

Daphne: Fred! Oh! (GASPING) Freddie! Oh, no!



Shaggy: Tell me, Scoob. What's the number one thing we're good at?

Scooby-doo: Uhh... running away? Hiding?

Shaggy: Yes, but there's something else that we're like really good at.

Scooby-doo: Eating!

Shaggy: Yes! You know us so well. Tastes like chicken.

Velma: No!

Shaggy: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Velma: Get them!


Ultimate Orion Humongosaur: I remembered ​what you've told me. Velma Dacey Dinkley you've saw Shaggy and Scooby when they were chasing the Frankencreep. They were so much braver than they believed and you could've seen Bulkhead he's stronger than he seems and Fred's smarter than he thinks.

Velma: Even if we're apart I'll always be with you.

(Ultimate Orion Humongosaur reverts back to Connor Lacey)

Connor Lacey: Velma?

Velma: That's right Connor. It's me. Come on we have to find the others.


Daphne: Don't worry, Freddie. I'm gonna get us out of here. Wow. Jeepers. Getting a little... woozy. Ouch! (GASPS) Wait. Not ouch? That didn't hurt at all. Jeepers, I'm bleeding... Air. What? How... This dirndl has an inflatable suit built into it. Fred! I'm still the same Daphne! Oh, and also, we won't suffocate. We've got fresh air! (SUCKS AIR) (BLOWS AIR)

Fluttershy: You hear that Brock? Now we can get out of here!

Brock (Pokémon): I don't know.

Fluttershy: When you've lost all your sunshine Hope controlled you a life-line friend Will help though the darkness We can do it Yes, we can do it Brock (Pokémon): No we can't. Fluttershy: We, both together, then there's really nothing to it. Brock (Pokémon): Forget it. Fluttershy: Oh, we can do it Yes, we can do it Look inside your heart, just make a start and we'll get thorugh it Yeah, we can do it Brock (Pokémon): No we can't Fluttershy: But we gotta get to it. Brock (Pokémon): Not a chance! Fluttershy: If we're together then we'll never be alone. If fog's a little seed, make sure the flower's not green Brock (Pokémon): I can't do it! Fluttershy: With this philocophy don't give in, and we'll win, you and me! Brock (Pokémon): I don't think so, we're in a proper jam Fluttershy: (da da da da) Brock (Pokémon): Maybe we can, sounds like a plan, I see some silver lining Fluttershy: We can do it! Brock (Pokémon): I feel like hope's thrown us a rope maybe we'll turn thing's 'round (Both): When clouds creep in, that's okay just shoo them right away, when things go wrong-and they will-buckle up sing this song, cimb that hill! Brock (Pokémon): We can do it! I always said we could! (Flower): You're misunderstood Fluttershy: Oh, we can do it! Brock (Pokémon): Yes, we can do it! (Both): If we, both together, then there's really nothing to it! Yeah, we can do it! (Background noises: We, can do it.) Yes, we can do it! " " " Look inside your heart, just make a start and we'll get through it! Yes, we can do it, but we gotta get to it If we're together then there's really nothing to it Oh, we can do it Yes, we can do it! And we'll​ beat all the odds for sure.


Daphne: (GRUNTING) Perfect timing. My hideous dress just ran out of air. Oh, I've gotta get out of this awful thing. Yecchh. (GRUNTING, STRAINING)

Kite Tenjo: Orbital 7 search for Connor Lacey.

Orbital 7: Aye aye Master (stammers) Kite.

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo: Aah! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!


Scooby-doo: Library.

Shaggy: Yeah, Scoob, it's the library. And since old tall, scaly, and horrible doesn't have a brain, he probably doesn't have a library card either. But just in case, we better find every single secret entrance and barricade it.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah! Yeah!

BOTH: Whew!

Scooby-Doo: Whew.

Shaggy: We did it, Scoob. Ha ha ha ha! Scooby, did we lock the door?


BOTH: Aah!

Scooby-Doo: Fred! Daphne!

Daphne: Shaggy! Ohh!

Shaggy: Like, are we ever glad to see you guys. Ha ha ha! Let's get out of here.

Fred: No! I'm tired of running. I say we face down our fiendish foes once and for all.

All: Agreed.

Daphne: Right on!

Shaggy: Why?

Velma: Wait!

Daphne: The baron!

Shaggy: The monster!

Velma: Neither. Come with us if you want to live.


Shaggy: Velma, I can't let you get my brain. It took me too long to get my hair just right.

Iago: No time. Hurry! Gas is everywhere, into the tunnels and seeping up into the castle. We must flee the gas.

Fred: Natural gas. That's why I passed out so fast. But wait. Isn't natural gas...

Velma: Explosive. We've got to get out of here right now, Freddie!

Fred: I was working on something. It's a slim chance, but, uh... (WHISTLES)

Scooby-doo: Huh?

Shaggy: Fred, we'll like never get a cab down here.

Daphne: Oh, Shaggy, Fred can't be hailing a taxi. Use your brain.

Shaggy: I am! I am! Totally still using it!

Velma: I'm sorry I tried to take your brains, guys. I think I was hypnotized by a device disguised to look like an antique strichbaden electro-wheel.

Connor Lacey: I'm just glad you're back to normal.

Scooby-doo: Uh, that's OK.

Shaggy: Yeah, Velma, like, that could happen to anybody.

(HORSE WHINNIES) Scooby-doo,Shaggy and Velma: Mmm!

Fred: Well, what do you know? It worked. And, presenting the all-new mystery machine. Hyah! Hyah! And the amazing thing is, this gets better mileage than the old mystery machine.

Velma: Maybe you shouldn't mention the mystery machine, Fred.

Fred: That's OK, Velma. The mystery machine is still alive... in here.

Seto Kaiba: And so is Mokuba.

Velma: Hurry, Fred. If something were to ignite this gas, this whole place will blow up.

Shaggy: Yeah, but like what could ignite it?

ALL: Oh, no!

Korra: The flames!

Connor Lacey: Cartoon Hero Legionnaires get my Adventure allies out of the castle. Me and my team will help the gang to get out of here.

Optimus Prime (G1): We're on it Connor. Team let's move out.

Rainbow Dash: And the sooner the better.


Applejack: We've made it.

Rex: What about Connor and his friends?

Twilight Sparkle: Connor! (Gasps) No!


Twilight Sparkle: Oh Connor. (Sobbing)

(Rainbow Dash sobbing)

(Fluttershy,Rarity,Applejack and Pinkie Pie sobbing)

Poison Ivy: Aw don't cry. I hate to see a woman cry.

Villager #5: That poor Von Dinkenstein girl and all her friends... kaput.

Marik (clone): Oh my goodness. It worked.

Villager #3: The Von Dinkenstein curse... it is no more. Whoo-hoo!


Yami Bakura: It worked! All of the 16 realms are ours!

(Villains laughing)

Burgermeister Burger: Our plan, it worked! Success!

All: Yes!

Gypsy: It is kaput!


Siege: It finally worked. Those heroes fell down the drain.

Lord Draguanus: Straight to the land of the dead. They're gone forever!

Psycho Pink: At last Connor Lacey and Pals are out of our way permanently​.

Chamille: And from now on the show's going to be called Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous' Adventures. (Laughing and grunts)

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Computer takeover song if you please.

(It's Our House Now song playing)

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): This could be quite the place...

Charmcaster: Full of wholesome, happy faces.

Mrs Vanders: Hanging out...

Galvatron (G1): Feeling fine...

Joker: Where everyone's a friend of mine.

Charmcaster: Inside this evil joint,

Galvatron (G1): Every guest gets to the point.

Sean, Galvatron (G1), Charmcaster, and Joker: This day will live in infamy!

[clock chimes midnight]

Mrs Vanders: The Ireland Rebel Alliance is history! [laughs evilly]

Sean, Galvatron (G1), Charmcaster, Mrs Vanders and Joker: It's our house now!

All villains: It's our house now!

Zira,Reirei,Queen La and Shenzi: It's the fact you can't ignore!

The Legion of Pirate Villains: Shut the windows...

Voodoo Masks: ...lock the doors!

All villains: It's our House now!

The Legion of Cartoon Villains: Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs.

The Crime Empire: Join the rebel-rousing crowd.

All villains: It's our house now!

The Dazzlings: All the coolest sirens fit in so perfectly. [Vocalising​ gaily]

Maleficent: Every evil queen gets due respect! [turns into a dragon]

Myotismon: [speaking to Maleficent] Love your work.

Professor Screweyes: You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me...

Granny Goodness: You've had your fun.

The Vehicons (Prime): You've made your play!

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous, Galvatron (G1), Granny Goodness, The Vehicons (Prime) and Professor Screweyes: But every human has his day!

Snowcat: Dance break!

Number 96: For the love of dance stop!

All villains: It's our house now!

Negaduck and Penguin: [speaking] Down and dirty.

Myotismon and Scar (with All villains): It's our house now!

The Legion of Cartoon Villains: Me Hearty.

Joker: What a place for breakin' bread.

The Crime Empire: Meet your maker.

Granny Goodness: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!

All villains: It's our house now!

Jafar: What a party!

All villains: Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy little, dirty cheats are allowed!

Charmcaster: Get those heroes!

Galvatron (G1): Game over, Connor!

Gypsy: Hit the road, Scooby!

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Take a hike, chickies!

All villains: IT'S OUR HOUSE NOW!

Some villains: Don't bother comin' back!

All villains: It's our house now!

All villains: [cheering and laughing]



Lord Draguanus: Now to take our prisoners to the Nemisis and begin our conquest of the 16 realms!

The Dazzlings: Di-di-di-di-day.

Who's that guy with the Sith coat on? Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: I wonder who. The Dazzlings: Who's that guy with the vacant expression? Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: I'll never tell. The Dazzlings: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Okay, it's me, And me, And me, And also me! Over there, that's me, too.

The Dazzlings: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw? Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Yeah, baby! The Dazzlings: Who's that guy with the receding forehead? Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Hey! The Dazzlings: Who's that guy living outside of the law? Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Oh, that's me, And me, And me, And also me!

Get out of my way, 'Cause anyone can see, I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time! The Dazzlings: If you painted his picture, It would have to be a mural. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now, I've never been so plural! Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous and the Dazzlings: Look outside, you're bound to see Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: An army of me! The Dazzlings: An army of him. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: An army of me! I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere! An army of me! The Dazzlings: An army of him. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: A whole army of me!

The Dazzlings: Doo, doo, doo doo de day day

So he's got a big surprise For his friend Connor. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: He never even figured I was much of a player. The Dazzlings: 'Cause he's gonna run home And hide under the covers... Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Where he finds himself surrounded By a thousand big brothers!

I'm a... Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous and the Dazzlings: One-man family tree! Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: An army of me! The Dazzlings: An army of him. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Yes, an army of me! The Dazzlings: Di day a did'n di dip. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: An army of me-ee-he! The Dazzlings: An army of him. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: An army of me! A whole army of me! The Dazzlings: An army of him. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: An army of me! The Dazzlings: Di day-a did'n di dip. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: Yes, an army of me! The Dazzlings: An army of him. Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: A whole army of me! The Dazzlings: Dee did'n day-uh! Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous: That's right!


Inspector Crunch: Hmm?


Inspector Crunch: Huh?! What's...


Inspector Crunch: No. The curse! It can't really be true! Aii! No! Somebody help me! Somebody help me!



Gypsy: Ohh!


Gypsy: Aah!

Burgermeister Burger: No. Nein! Impossible! You... you leave me alone.

Velma: The curse. The curse! The Dinkenstein curse!

Burgermeister Burger: Ohh! Ohh!

Velma: (Laughing)

Shaggy: Ooh. Like make us a snack.

Scooby-doo: Yeah a snack.

Mrs Vanders: Aah! Ohh! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Scooby-Doo: Shaggy I'm hungry.

Shaggy: Get us a pizza and some ice cream. Ah ha ha ha ha! Or pay the consequences.

Mrs Vanders: Aah... aaahhh!

[Meanwhile back to the villains]

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Now that Transylvania is our house things are going to be a little different.

Reirei: And by that you mean a whole lot different?

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Of course Reirei. I do mean that now that Connor Lacey and his friends are destroyed​ and their allies have been hold in the ship's prison cell.

Janja: Yeah.

Mzingo: It's a good thing Connor's not going to bother us anymore now that he's dead.

Aviva: I want Connor back. We gained the trust of Connor Lacey and Pals since me,Koki,Jimmy and the Kratt brothers have met him in Africa. And now (sobs) And now I lost it. (crying)

Tea: He can't be gone.

Yugi Moto: She's right. Ever since Connor came to our lives he was like a brother to us all.

Makuu: Ugh. What a sickening scene. We'd be completely sick if this wasn't the happiest moment of our lives (Laughs evilly)


Galvatron (G1): What was that?

Psycho Red: I don't know.

The Ghost of the Baron: I warned you and your army not to interfere. Now you have brought the curse down upon your heads. Each of you will lose what you hold most dear.

Psycho Blue: Is that how we lost Connor Lacey and Pals? Is that because they're​ cursed?

Psycho Black: Oh no I think we're next!

(Teeth chattering)

(Ghosts of Connor Lacey and his aliens laughing maniacally)

Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sideous: Ghosts!

Count Dookoo: Get going. I will cover you.

Ghosts of Connor Lacey and his aliens: When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Restless bones etherialize Rise as spooks of every size Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize

(Laughing maniacally)

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): OK. So the Von Dinkenstein curse is the one that destroyed Connor Lacey and Pals his ghost and the ghosts of his aliens have come back to haunt us​...


Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): ...And what's worse is that there's werewolves inside the ship!

The night is getting darker And the full moon is in the sky In the distance you hear a howl And a blood-curdling cry You think it's probably just the wind But then something else happens Something that makes you think again [Dr Eggman] There's something moving Out through the night You('ve) got that sickly sinking feeling That something isn't right [Chungu] You run to find a shelter Locking the door But behind you there's a shadow Crawling 'cross the floor [Janja] You turn to scream (Aah!) It seems a little mean Knees are shaking, cold sweat And your heart's a-racing [Makucha] Those claws, those teeth Who's that underneath? Is that a Spike? Your eyes can't believe [Villains] He's been wolf-i-fied! You better fly Cause there's no one here to save you And you can not deny He's been wolf-i-fied! Just say goodbye Cause there's no place left to run to There's no place left to hi-ide [Albedo] You think you made it Running out the back But you better think again Because something's on your track [Butch] You run into a corner Turn to see who's there Now there's almost half a dozen That seems a bit unfair! [Kyber] You turn to scream (Aah!) Get something in between Knees are shaking, cold sweat And your heart's a-racing [Tirek] Those claws, those teeth Who's that underneath? Are those your friends there? Your eyes can't believe [All] They've been wolf-i-fied! No need to try Cause there's no one here to save you And you can not deny We've been wolf-i-fied! Just say goodbye Cause there's no place left to run to There's no place left to hi-ide [Korra and Hoopa] Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied! Cyclonus (G1): Oh, I don't feel so good about this! [Korra and Hoopa] Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied! Scourge (G1): Hey, they're pretty good dancers! [Korra and Hoopa] Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied! Galvatron (G1): I don't care if they're good dancers! [All] Wolf-i, wolf-i-fied!

Cassidy: I think we've lost them. Do you think we've lost them?

Adagio Dazzle: I don't think so.

(Zombies groaning)

Utrom Shredder: Sweet Utrom! Zombies!

Zombies: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking In the dark Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops Your heart You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before You make it You start to freeze as horror looks you right between The eyes You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to Strike You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer Thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere Left to run You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see The sun You close your eyes and hope that this is just Imagination But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up Behind You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night There ain't no second chance against the thing with Forty eyes You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer Thriller tonight

Night creatures call And the dead start to walk in their masquerade There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (They're open wide) This is the end of your life

They're out to get you; there's demons closing in on Every side They will possess you unless you change the number on Your dial Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close Together All through the night I'll save you from the terrors on The screen I'll make you see

That it's a thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost Would ever dare try Girl, this is thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller Chiller Thriller here tonight

That it's a thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost Would ever dare try Girl, this is thriller, thriller night So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller

The Ghost of the Baron:Darkness falls across the land The midnight hour is close at hand Creatures crawl in search of blood To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood And whosoever shall be found Without the soul for getting down Must stand and face the hounds of hell And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller (Evil laughter)

Sonata Dusk: This place looks scary.

The Ghost of the Baron: (Evil laughter) I do hope that you've got really scared just as much as I'm enjoying it.

The ghosts,the werewolves and the zombies: Euchariah Euchariah (You will die-uh You will die-uh) This is it HA! This is it HA!

Baron is gonna getch ‘yah! Baron is gonna getch ‘yah! Cursin’ victims for a laugh! HA! (x2)

Cursin’ victims for a laugh! (x3)


The Ghost of the Baron: Enjoying yourself? Take a little walk!

The ghosts,the werewolves and the zombies: Oh I wouldn’t step here. And I wouldn’t step there. I would only step ‘round with the greatest of care. And it’s hopeless to try to escape through the air. It’s high-flyin’ spooks, we are every which-where.

Well, look after your back. We look into your face. It’s a gruesome member of the spookable race

We’re a grizzly, gruzzly, gamply disgrace Yes it’s quite like those spooks, We’re all over the place.

The Ghost of the Baron: Enjoying yourself? Take a spook’s tour!

>much dramatic music<

Cassidy: Why are you doing this to us?

The Ghost of the Baron: Why you ask? Why? I'll tell you why in a song. Hit it! May I need to spell it out Villains you might feel pale. This is my show sorry you fail. There's only room for one baddie in Transylvania. You've lost your bloom poor things already a was. Pay attention listen to moi. This town is mine comme ça? So you can leave all of your souls at the door. Cause the doctor's got the floor.

Ghost of Connor Lacey: Look out.

All: The Baron is in the house!

Ghost of Connor Lacey: The Baron is in the house!

All: The Baron is in the house!

Ghost of Connor Lacey: He's cool. The Baron is in the house!

The Ghost of the Baron: This is my scene this is my set. I may be handsome but I'm bad as they get!

Ghost of Connor Lacey: He's cool.

The Ghost of the Baron: You'd better run cause you ain't see nothing yet. Watch out! The Baron is in the house! Two three four get them my pets!

(Ghosts laughing)

(Villains​ screaming)

Werewolves and zombies: The mask! Oh no! The ma ma ma mask! The mask! See all! The ma ma ma mask! Here comes the mask. The Baron is in the house! The Baron is in the house! The Baron is in the house!

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Run for it!

The Ghost of the Baron: I'm taking the souls. Auditions over and this time you lose. Look for all the gory details on the 10 o'clock news.

All: Watch out! The Baron is in the house!

The Ghost of the Baron: Watch out! The Baron is in the house!

Queen Machina: We're​ trapped!

King Mondo: I'm afraid you maybe​ right my dear.

The Ghost of the Baron: I told you you would never escape. (Laughs maniacally)

Werewolf Supergirl: Indeed he did.

Zombie Blythe Baxter: Yes. Now you're all doomed to suffer the Von Dinkenstein curse.

Ghost of Robo Dino: That's right. Now you're trapped like rats.

The Ghost of the Baron: (Laughing evilly) Let the glumping commence!

All: Glump, Glump, Glump, Glump Glump, Glump, Glump, Glump

The Ghost of the Baron: The Doctor will see you now... Mwahahahahahaa!

Sneaky, sly and shifty Let me introduce myself I'm the Doctor they call Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove a hazard to your health

I'm here to wreck some mayhem with my terrifying schemes And Glump your silly Moshlings with my dastardly machines!

All: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove I'm Doctor Strange Strangeglove, Strangeglove, the one to be afraid of I'm Doctor Strange Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strange

The Ghost of the Baron: I assume you think it's sinister to hold an ancient grudge But understand it cost my hand, so don't be quick to judge A Musky Husky mangled it and chewed it like a shoe He thought it was some sausages so now this glove must do

Don't impede my evil deeds or try to foil my plans Even though I wear this glove I have some helping hands So peek outside your window and check behind the door Is Dr. Strangeglove lurking, or has he called before?

All: Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr. Strangeglove I'm Doctor Strange Strangeglove, Strangeglove, the one to be afraid of I'm Doctor Strange Strangeglove, Strangeglove, they call him Dr.Strangeglove Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strangeglove, Strange

The Ghost of the Baron: Let 'em have it, Frankencreep! Blow harder, you spherical fool!

I'll show those villagers! Muhahahaha! Oh yes, nasty! Today Transylvania, tomorrow, the world, huhohahaa, the WORLD! HahahahahaHAA!

Conductor: All aboard!

Fred: Got 'em!

Burgermeister Burger: We're not moving!

Inspector Crunch: Huh?

Burgermeister Burger: Wait! Let us out!

Gypsy: Open this door right now!

Rita Repulsa: Don't let them get me Zeddy!

Vrak: No! Stay away! We'll only make you worse. You don't want us.

Zombie Korra: But we do. We want you to join the Von Dinkenstein curse.

Yami Bakura: No! Please stop!

Dr Facilier: We didn't for this to happen.

Janja: It was all just an evil scheme. It was suppose to work but it didn't worked at all.

Minka: Exactly.

Mrs Vanders: (GROWLS) You! It was you all along! They tricked us.

Burgermeister Burger: But... how?

Fred: Easy.

Daphne: Looks like our work here is done.

Huey: That's right.

Shaggy: Zoinks! Like, don't speak too soon, Daph.



Fred: Iago, you were the monster?

Schmidlap: No. And it's not Iago. It's federal agent Schmidlap from the U.S department of defense. 3 weeks ago, one of our experimental exoskeletons designed to increase the strength of the infantrymen of the future was stolen from one of our research labs. I traced it to this town and went undercover in hopes of ferreting it out. Go ahead, guys.

Shaggy: Wait. You were the monster in the lab?

Schmidlap: No, not me. It was Burgermeister.

Connor Lacey: What?

Shaggy: But that's impossible. He was with Scooby and me when we were... hoo hoo... Chasing the Frankencreep.

Velma: Ah, but that's because someone else was dressed like the Frankencreep at the time. This is one mystery that doesn't have a culprit, it has a conspiracy.

Schmidlap: Right. And that's why they hypnotized you, Velma.

Fred: Hypnotized? Who hypnotized you and why?

Shaggy: And how did Scooby and I become brave, not to mention full? Like, that was the weirdest feeling in the world.

Daphne: Wait, wait. Most importantly, how on earth did I end up in an inflatable suit? OK, maybe not most importantly, but I'd sure like to know. Spill.

Velma: First of all, I didn't solve this mystery. Fred had it figured out right away.

Fred: I did? I mean, I did. I did. Uh... Could you explain how I did?

Velma: You said it when the mystery machine exploded. "This time it's personal." And it was. A personal attack on the Scooby gang.

ALL: Cuthbert Crawley?!

Daphne: Why would your family lawyer want to destroy us?

Batgirl: Yeah.

Velma: He's not my family lawyer. I've never seen him before. He's really Cuthbert Crawls, the partner of Cosgood Creeps.

Connor Lacey: I remembered him and his partner.

Shaggy: Yeah. They were those creepy attorneys that haunted the Beauregard Sanders mansion as the green ghosts.

Velma: What kind of ghosts would travel hundreds of miles to haunt a lawyer's office, anyway? He wasn't there to scare us off. He was there to draw us in. Everyone knows we can't resist a mystery. The so-called baron's curse was supposed to take away the things we cared about most. The first victim: The mystery machine and Mokuba Kaiba. The next victim was Daphne, who started puffing up thanks to her shellfish allergy. She had no way of knowing that she was also slipping into its built-in inflatable suit. And next up were Scooby and Shaggy, whose suits were also rigged, but with acupuncture needles concealed carefully inside. The pressure points not only suppressed hunger, they also created a false sense of courage, giving them the confidence to chase after the monster. As for me, I was hypnotized by Mrs. Vanders into believing I could recreate my Uncle's experiment. Which I did. At least enough to create a diversion, a diversion for one of the conspirators, dressed as the Frankencreep to switch places with the lifeless dummy.

Fred: They sure went to a lot of trouble to scare us off. But what was the treasure they were trying to scare us off from?

Velma: This time it wasn't about money. It was about us.

BOTH: Huh?!

All: What?

Daphne: But why? Who would do such a thing? We don't even know these people.

Velma: Don't be so sure.

ALL: C.L. Magnus?!

Velma: Yes. The shipping magnate who masqueraded as Redbeard's ghost. And as for our mysterious gypsy...

ALL: Lila?!

Velma: Yes. Aspiring pop singer Lila, who was one of mamba Wamba's zombies.

Fred: That means this is no housekeeper.

ALL: Mama Mione?!

Shaggy: Mama Mione? You were like a criminal gang leader pretending to be old Ironface.

Daphne: Jeepers, of course. I should have recognized that mask.

Misty: Yes.

Bumblebee (DCSHG): It's the same metal mask the Ghost of the Baron wears.

Fluttershy (EG): I see what you mean.

Shaggy: I guess even criminals recycle.


Shaggy: You get it. Recycle. Ha ha ha...

Harley Quinn (DCSHG): That's a good one Shaggy. (Laughs)

Pinkie Pie: I'm with you Harley. (Giggles)

Connor Lacey: But seriously. Cuthbert Crawls Cogsgood Creeps' partner,Lila,C.L. Magnus and Mama Mione together in this one mystery? How odd.

Fred: Yeah. Who would have thought there'd be a conspiracy of people determined to destroy us?

Mama Mione: Are you kidding? Everyone you've ever busted wants revenge! We were turning people away in droves.

Lila: We fiended each other on the Scooby gang revenge social networking page. You wouldn't believe how many "yikes" it gets on a daily basis.

C.L. Magnus: It took us months, but once we found out about Dinkley's family, we pooled our resources and bought the castle. And we've teamed up with the villains to get revenge on Connor Lacey for interfering our plans a long time ago.

Cuthbert Crawls: Then we slowly insinuated ourselves into the town with our chosen identities.

C.L. Magnus: Imagine our joy when we discovered the natural gas pockets under the estate. The castle became one enormous death trap.

Katana: So you used the legend of the Von Dinkenstein family to destroy us so you can get revenge on Connor and the Scooby gang.

Lila: Sure did.

Cuthbert Crawls: And we would've gotten our revenge on you meddling kids.

Mana Mione: If it weren't for you meddling kids.

Connor Lacey: Cuthbert Crawls said that before you.

Ray Shadows: (Laughs) That was incredible.

Prince Sprocket: What is going on?

Ray Shadows: We'd dupped you with our amazing performance. Maybe we should've been actors. The way we managed to fool you all. You fools. Talk about being gullible! You guys fell for the dead us bit. It's priceless.

Vetrix: Indeed Ray. (Laughs)

Brad Chiles: Vetrix stop laughing.

Judy Reeves: It's not funny what did you do?

Rainbow Dash: Actually it's quite simple. Connor Lacey and his friends' fake deaths plus his and his aliens' ghost forms with our werewolf forms and Connor's team's zombie forms equals the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Whoopty-Dooper-Loopty-Looper-Alley-Ooper scare-larious thing ever.

Demolisher (Energon): (Giggles) That's a good one Rainbow Dash.

Skybite: No it's not!

Applejack (EG): Yes it is. The calculation are correct. Trust me it's the funniest thing ever.

Cassidy: A fake curse is not funny!

The Ghost of the Baron: I think it's funny.

Butch: And nobody asked for your opinion.

Prince Gasket: Wait a second. I don't need a mind reader to tell me that the Ghost of the Baron is right behind us.

Connor Lacey: Yep.

(Villains yells)

(The Ghost of the Baron laughs and changes to a familiar laugh)

Seto Kaiba: I think I know who that laugh belongs to. The Ghost of the Baron is actually...

All: Mokuba​ Kaiba? (Cheers)

Bulkhead: You're okay.

Fred: How thoughtful of you.

Shaggy: Like we're so happy to see you.

Seto Kaiba: Welcome back little brother.

Mokuba Kaiba: Thanks. So what happened to you guys?

Shaggy: On this mystery me and Scooby have learned something that we're brave enough.

Bulkhead: Feast your eyes on this. I'm strong enough.

Fred: I found out that I'm smart enough. Pretty smart eh?

Batgirl: How did you survive the explosion?

Mokuba Kaiba: I went out of the Mystery Machine. As the Ghost of the Baron I decided to trick the villains into thinking I was destroyed.

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): Mokuba you just made a big mistake.

Velma: One thing I still don't get... Once you discovered the gas, why didn't you just sell the land?

Lila: Huh?

Velma: I mean, if you just sold the rights to the natural gas under the castle, you'd be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Mama Mione: Huh?

C.L. Magnus: Hmm?

Cuthbert Crawls: Huh?


C.L. Magnus: Why? Why?

Lila: That would have been a good thing to do.

Shaggy: Like, you were so greedy for revenge, you forgot to be greedy for money.



Daphne: Jeepers, Velma, you really won the villagers over. I guess they really appreciate you proving once and for all that there's no such thing as the Von Dinkenstein curse.


Villager #6: Good job!

Velma: Maybe. Or it could have something to do with my giving them the land rights to the natural gas.

Scooby-Doo: You what?

Velma: It's the least I could do after what my ancestors put them through.

Fred: Well, gang, the wagon's all set to go. It should only take us about 27 hours to get to the next town.

Schmidlap: Not so fast, Fred. The department of defense really appreciates all of your help in recovering the prototype, and, well, we have a little surprise for you.

ALL: The mystery machine!


Fred: Baby! I thought I'd never see you again. Oh, come to papa! Mwah!

Daphne: Oh, for the love of...

Fred: Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Schmidlap: Fred, uh, why don't you take her for a spin? You may find a few hidden extras on her courtesy of the department of defense.

Fred: Come on, gang. (BEEP BEEP) Let's get this show on the road.


Shaggy and Scooby-Doo: Yeah!

Connor Lacey: The sky is perfectly blue The clouds are perfect too And here I am with you What could be more right?

MewTwo: A quest has come to an end Aisling: And home's around the bend Connor Lacey: And here you are my friend What could be more right?

All: Nothing can go wrong If everything is right And everything is right somehow Nothing can go wrong As long as everything is right And everything is right, right now!

Connor Lacey: Bees are buzzing around Agumon: We're on familiar ground Spike: And look at who we've found Connor Lacey: What could be more right?

All: Nothing can go wrong If everything is right And everything is right somehow Nothing can go wrong As long as everything is right And everything is right! Wheeljack (Prime): Top to bottom! All: Everything is right! Captain: Thank goodness we've got him! All: Everything is right! Connor Lacey: Perfectly, wonderfully, totally Mokuba Kaiba: Silly old boy! All: Right now!

Twilight Sparkle: See you at Ireland.

Daphne: There's just one last thing I don't understand, Velma. How did you know the curse was a fake?

Velma: Easy, Daphne. The baron's curse said that the victims would lose what they loved the most. And then be utterly destroyed.

Connor Lacey: Meaning?

Scooby-Doo: Hmm.

Velma: Guys, don't you see? Of all the things we lost... Beauty, confidence, the joy of eating, logic... None of it was what we loved the most.

Connor Lacey: And your point is?

Velma: We love each other the most!

All: Aww...

Fred: That's so nice.

Connor Lacey: Oh Velma.


Shaggy: Mmm, mmm... Acupuncture or no acupuncture, I can't believe we ever passed up on this awesome Blutenwursten.

Scooby-Doo: I know. Hee hee! It's delicious. You know, Scoob, one thing this little adventure did teach me was that we can be just as brave as anyone.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah.

Shaggy: And from now on, you and I will be the fearless furry twosome.

Scooby-doo: Deal!

Shaggy: Hah!

Fred: That's odd. I never noticed this button before.

Velma: It must be one of the surprises that agent Schmidlap mentioned.

Fred: Let's see what it does.

Daphne: Oh, Freddie, I don't know about that.

Velma: What the heck. Go for it.

ALL: Aaahhh!

Connor Lacey: I'll activate the Realm Crystal to head back to Ireland.

Shaggy: Whoa ho ho!

Scooby-doo: Scooby-dooby-dooooo!

Cubby: Oh hey. We're back.

Izzy (Disney): We're home.

Velma: The firelight is shining bright while the snow blows cold outside.

Twilight Sparkle and Velma: Friendly faces, warm embraces surround us all tonight.

All: So we'll make this one simple wish that for every girl and boy, may the holiday bring you peace and joy.

All: From those who you love to the stars up above, may the holiday bring you peace and joy.

Spike: Peace and joy!

Robo Knight: Happy days to all humans on Earth and to all a good night.

All: From those who you love to the stars up above, may the holiday bring you peace and joy!

Robo Knight: Change card activate!

Computer voice #1: Lion Zord morph! Robo Knight morph!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. That's it? But there's so many unanswered questions. I mean, what about this? Shaggy is wearing underwear in this scene, but moments later, he's wearing pants. Where'd he get them from? Are we expected to believe that this is real? Does he have magic pants? Uh, please! And what about this? The train engine smashes into the tower clock in this scene, but later, badda-boom, it's working again? Clearly this is a mistake, right? And what about the train engine? It went up in smoke. But later again, bam! There it is! Puhlease! Bogus. Are we expected to swallow all this nonsense and believe? What? Hey! You just can't... What the... mommy! (PBBT! PBBT! PBBBT! PBBBBT!) (PBBT!)

Sean Allen/Darth Villaineous (distorted voice): I still can't believe that the Ghost of the Baron is really Mokuba Kaiba in disguise.

Lord Dominator: Now how are we going to get revenge on Connor and Pals?

Queen Chrysalis: I think I know how. I've learned that Connor always worries about he's friends. So I think we should kidnap them and feed their love for Connor Lacey.

Prince Olympius: I guess we're heading to the Changeling Kingdom in Equestria.

Azula: Very well. Computer set a course for Equestria.