Cow's Night Out
Season 1, Episode 10a
Cow's Night Out
Written by LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
Episode guide
Dead Cow Walking/Transcript
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Here's the episode 19th from Season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's a Transcript.

The Beginning

(It's start at the Corn field)

  • Otis: [Screaming] Scuba Diver! Businessman! Fairy Princess! They're terrifying! They're... Actually, those are the lamest scarecrows I've ever seen.
  • Timmy Turner: Yeah, and I was once a scarecrow before.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Come on can't you guys do better than this?
  • Peck: Ok, guys. Those were just practice. Freddy?
  • Freddy: [Voice] Yeah?
  • Peck: Show then the real scarecrow now.
  • Freddy: It's so scary I can barely look. (pokes himself with a needle) Ow.
  • Otis: Well it better be. Those crows have grown really aggressive lately.
  • Timmy Turner: What did you except? They're French Canadian crows. They're always aggressive.

(Flashback to Duke being chased by the crows on a tractor)

  • Crow: You can run, but you can't hide sheep dog. We are your worst nightmare. French Canadian crows with anger issues!
  • Crow (hat): Throw more corn at him!
  • Crow (scarf): We laugh at your pain.
  • Crows: Quebec! Quebec! Quebec!

(Back to the present)

  • Otis: (shutters)
  • Sunset Shimmer: Don't worry. Hopefully these new scarecrows will send them packing.
  • Freddy: Behold, the scariest scarecrow costume ever conceived. (holds up a bunny costume)
  • Otis: A bunny suit?
  • Timmy Turner: How is a bunny scary?
  • Freddy: Bunnies are terrifying! With the nasty pertuing teeth and their horrible pink noses.
  • Peck: Like the devil's own nose.
  • Freddy: Here. See for yourself. (He puts the costume on Otis)
  • Otis: Guys, please. The last thing I need is for someone to see me---

(Suddenly the Jersey Cows comes from behind and starts laughing at Otis)

  • Eddy: Hey, look at Teether Cotton Tail!
  • Otis: Jersey Cows, there's a good explanation for this.
  • Eddy: Yeah, your ballerina costume is in the cleaners. Man, you and those 2 kids used to be the coolest guys in the county. Now look at yourselves. You gone soft.
  • Bud: Yeah, soft.
  • Timmy Turner: We have not gone soft!
  • Sunset Shimmer: We still got what it takes.
  • Otis: Yeah. We're cooler than....a cool breeze....of...coolness.
  • Igg: Says the guy with the floppy ears over here.
  • Otis: [Screaming]
  • Eddy: What a waste! You 3 lost it when you started hanging with those banryard lamos.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Hey, you take that back.
  • Otis: What, she said. They are not lamos.
  • Timmy Turner: I bet our friends are going to something totally cool.

(Pig comes in)

  • Pig: Hey, guys. I learn how to juggle. (tries and misses) Nail it.
  • Abby: Guys, you all ready to bringing it in tonight's bingo game? Nothing gets the blood chruning like bingo.

(The Jersey Cows leave in laughter)

  • Sunset Shimmer: (sighs)

(Later that at the bingo game)

  • Everett: I, 21 (wheezing)
  • Otis: (sighs)
  • Sunset Shimmer: I'm so bored.
  • Timmy Turner: I know.

(All 3 looks around and sees Abby sluring, Pig digging in his ear, and Duke chewing on a chew toy)

  • Everett: N (wheezing) 36.
  • Otis: Pip, please tell me your not playing Bingo.
  • Pip: You kidding me I would be caught dead playing bingo.
  • Otis: Thank you.
  • Pip: Yeah.
  • Timmy Turner: So what are you playing?
  • Pip: I'm playing video checkers. Aha, King me sucker.

(All 3 gets even more annoyned)

  • Otis: Ahhh, I can't take it anymore!
  • Pooh: What's the problem Otis?
  • Timmy Turner: The problem is we lost our coolness.
  • Cosmo: Come on, Timmy. We can cool.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Playin bingo isn't cool.
  • Otis: We used to be cool. We should be out kicking it with the Jersey Cows not playing old ladies games with you you...lamos.

(Everyone gasps)

  • Rabbit: How could you guys?
  • Sunset Shimmer: He didn't mean that. He just lost it.
  • Eeyore: Well, that wasn't really nice.
  • Otis: Come on guys. Let's go.
  • Rabbit: Oh dear. Mercy me.
  • Piglet: Oh dear Mercy me too.
  • Pig: We're not lamos. (kept digging in his ear) Uh oh.
  • Pip: Dude, I think you hit brain.

The Middle

(At Mrs. Beady's House)

  • Otis: You guys. We ditch the nerd herd. So what's up? Something way cool no dout.
  • Eddy: Too cool for your dorky butts.
  • Otis: Guys, guys. Otis is back and I'm aching for some pranking.
  • Timmy Turner: Yeah, what he said.
  • Eddy: Alright. But hold on to your udders. Things are about to get wild.

(Igg sneaks up to the door and rings the bell and hides)

  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, I hope it's the anti cow gear I ord---Oh I on to you Mr. Ding Dong Ditch.
  • Eddy: Hysterically classic.
  • Sunset Shimmer: That's it? A ding dong ditch. That the lamest prank ever.
  • Eddy: You think you guys could do better?
  • Otis: Watch and learn.

(The doorbell rings again)

  • Mrs. Beady: Alright, whoever you are. I have a rolling pin and I know how to use it.
  • Otis: (disguised as a popcorn salesman) Good evening mam. I'm Popcorn King. (shutters) And you just won a lifetime supply of my world famous popping corn. Ha-ha.
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh. Thank you, but popcorn gets stuck in my teeth. So the thing is---
  • Otis: Well I hope have more teeth than steam in your gullet. Cause I got 300 pounds of corn with your name on it. Back the truck up boys.
  • Sunset Shimmer and Timmy Turner: Yes boss. (hands Otis a couple of barrels)
  • Otis: Oh, look is that a talking animal?
  • Mrs. Beady: What? Where?

(Otis raised the temperature to high)

  • Otis: I'm just kidding. Animals can't talk Well I'm off to bring life joy to others. Your not the only peach in the barrel. Goodbye.
  • Eddy: That's it? You gave her corn?
  • Igg: You're even lamer than we thought.
  • Bud: Lame.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Oh really?
  • Otis: 3....2....1.

(Suddenly popped popcorn flooded Mrs. Beady's whole house)

  • Eddy: They are back baby!

(The Jersey started cheering for them. Soon after, they started playing pranks on the whole town.)

  • Eddy: That was pure genius.
  • Igg: Even my cud's laughing.
  • Timmy Turner: This was nothing.
  • Otis: Guys, we are just getting started.

(Suddenly a cop car pulls up)

  • Sunset Shimmer: Cops!
  • Otis: Ok, guys, here's our story. We're actors in cow suits promoting Milk Go Awareness Month. Guys?
  • Sunset Shimmer: They're gone!
  • Timmy Turner: We been ditched!
  • Officer Fred: All right, you 3! Step into the light where I can see you!
  • Otis: Uh, sure, officer. (sprays milk in the officer's eyes)
  • Officer Fred: Hey! They got to be around here some-(steps on his glasses) Oh come on!
  • Otis: Oh no, your glasses. I think they're broken.
  • Officer Fred: A funny guy, huh? Well, you know what else is funny? These heat seeking tasers!
  • Otis: Ok, wait before you--(gets shocked) Good night! (faints)
  • Officer Fred: You two got something to say?
  • Sunset Shimmer: We'll be in the car.

(Back at the barnyard)

Abby: The nerve of those guys calling us lamos.



Pip: Yeah, we do lots of cool things.

Pig: Whose up for hand shadows? (does a bird)

Pip: Lamo.



Eddy: (laughs) Hey, did you see the look on those guys' face when that cop cuff them?

Igg: I thought I was gonna bust an udder.

Pooh: Oh no. Our friends got arrested.

Serves them right.

This is no time to be right. We got to save them.

Abby: But what are we going to do?

Pig: Um, pinch them back?


Pip: Lamo.

Pig: You are.

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