|Cowman and Ratboy|
|Season 1, Episode 2a|
|Written by||LegoKyle14 & Magmon47|
Escape from the Barnyard/Transcript
Cow's Best Friend/Transcript
(The scene opens up with Pip and Otis sun-bathing, A chicken comes in with a complaint)
- Chicken: Otis, you have to do something. Pig is stinking up the barnyard again.
- Otis: Well you know , it tricky to do me. Look I'm not really into stink either. When you way stink scale with confertation...
- Chicken: Oh, honestly Otis. Sometimes your so...mild manner. (Chicken leaves)
- Otis: She bought it. Ready for action, guys?
- Pip: Dude, I'm always ready.
(They head for a shack and changed into their costumes)
- Peck: Ah, there's nothing like a nice, relaxing game of...
(Freddy and Peck got hit Cowman's garage door, Otis and Pip drove off, Cut to Pig)
- Pig: Stunky, Stunky. I love my Stunky. Oh, you getting brush don't ya? You are so... (He heard a noise) Who's there?
- Otis: I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag. I'm Cowman.
- Pip: And I'm his sidekick, Ratboy.
- Pig: Oh come Otis. Not this stupid hero thing again.
- Otis: That stunk will smell sweeter once its has a whiff of my "Cow-Gas".
(He sprayed it at Stunky and in Pig's eyes)
- Pig: Ah lemony fresh scent! It burns, It burns.
(Pig ran into the door and a haystack and another cow fell on him)
- Pip: Ha Ha, foiled again!
(Tigger and Cosmo comes in)
- Tigger: Hey guys what are you guys doing?
- Otis: We're Cowman and Ratboy! Daily Superheroes!
- Cosmo: Can we join?
- Otis: Sure. What's your superhero names?
- Tigger: Just call me The Mask Offender!
- Cosmo: And Super-No Cosmo
- Pip: Wow! Nice Names!
(Pip hears something)
- Pip: Cowman, my super rat hearing is detecting more evil.
- Otis: Your ears are our strongest ally! Cowman..,
- Tigger: Masked Offender,..
- Cosmo: Super-Not Cosmo
- Pip: And Ratboy
- Everyone: Away!
(The girls are excising)
- Bessie: Oh, this is just fantasic! Let's do hand pulling next and then we can poke ourselves with pins!
- Sunset Shimmer: I'm getting tired!
- Wanda: Howcome your not tired, Abby?
- Timmy: This is not I sgin for, Abby.
- Abby: Sorry, guys, but jazz-ercise doesn't keep in shape unless you do it crazy fast! Like me! (Abby going fast) (Cowman ropes radio)
- Otis: You can dance but you cant hide
- Abby: Cowman. NOOOO! (Radio hit the mill and lands on girls)
- Otis: Huh? Just as Cowman planned!
- Pip: No, you said we gonna come in and...
- Otis: Just as Cowman planned! (moos)
- Pip: (moos)
- Otis: No i just say moo
- Pip: Oh, OK (squeaks)
- Wanda: When I get out of this, your gonna get it Cosmo!
- Timmy: Yeah, Cosmo. I'll destroy you for this!
- Sunset Shimmer: Same for you,Tigger!
- Tigger: Make a break for it!
- Cosmo: To the Non-Cosmo Mobile!
(Heroes retreated, Mrs. Beady saw Otis and the Heroes)
- Mrs.Beady: Nathan! (Mr. Beady wakes up) That cow next door is acting crazy again!
- Mr.Beady: You know crazy! (drinks his soda)
- Pip: Cowman! Mrs.Beady is spying on us again!
- Otis: Deploy the cow-maflauge!
- Pip: Yea..,what
- Otis: Its the balloon with the ink in it.
- Pip: Ok.
- Tigger: Cosmo, I wish for a catapult!
- Cosmo: You got it! (A catapult appears)
- Pip: Ok, that will work. So, balloon with ink away!
- Mrs. Beady: I'll show you mister Lump. I'll get cow and his friends on video tape and I'll...
(A balloon is thrown at Mrs.Beady)
- Mrs Beady: Maybe I'll get a wash going.
(Everyone else comes in injured and angry)
- Everyone: Otis!!!
- Otis: No need to thank us! (moos)
- Piglet: They told us everything!
- Peck: Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours.
- Rabbit: Tigger, didn't you learn anything the last time you were The Mask Offender?
- Timmy: Do you learn everything about, Cosmo?
- Wanda: Yeah, you almost covered Dimsdale with lava and water the last time you were a superhero!
- Timmy: And don't forget a mad killing cat!
- Bessie: Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speed butt whooping!
- Otis: Whoa, citizen no likey the heroes.
- Abby: Now you listen guys, Your idea of fighting evil around the barnyard by becoming superheroes is just plain...
- Freddy: Dumb! D...U...M...N...7...L! Dumb!
- Pip: Dude, there's no L in Dumb7!
- Tigger: And there's no N or 7 in dumb either!
- Pig: You four are the worst superheroes ever!
- Otis: Oh, hey,excuse me everyone. We're awesome superheroes! We got cool costumes, wicked catchphrases...
- Cosmo: Cool rides...
- Pip: And ingenues devices like Otis' boomerang! Show him Otis!
- Otis: Check it out! (Otis throws the boomerang and comes back and hits Peck)
- Peck: I...I can't feel my legs!
- (And then boomerang hit Pooh's honey pot)
- Pooh: Hey guys, what's u...
- (The honey spill on the grown)
- Pooh: Oh, Bother.
- Otis: Uh, Just put some ice on your toes and also glue the pot together and these should retur...To the vechicles!
(The heroes tip toed away)
(The heroes are at a canyon judging their friends)
- Otis: Their just wrong, guys. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes.
- Tigger: I know we do.
- Pip: We're way better than most of those other costumes losers out there.
- Otis: Yeah like the aqua dude!
- Tigger: You mean Aquaman?
- Otis: Yeah, I mean his tights are silly and how much crime really happens underwater.
- Pip: Car! (As the car was coming, the others hide behind a tree)
- Pizza dude 1: Dude, I like can not drive and beat your high sore at the same time.
- Pizza Dude 2: Sure you can dude. Just let go of the round thingy.
- Pizza Dude 1: Oh, yeah. Completely. (The dude are doing their handshake then screams as they were about to fall in the canyon)
- Pip: Fling me and Cosmo, Otis. We can make it Otis: What I cant do that. I mean..
- Cosmo: Fling us!
(Otis fling Pip and Cosmo at the car and tied a rope to the tree and save the dudes)
- Pizza Dude 1: We're gonna live!
- Pizza Dude 2: We're livers
- Pizza Dude 1: Dude, you totally said we're livers.
- Pizza Dudes: Livers we're totally livers!
- Otis: This isn't what it looks like...I'm not a cow
- Pizza Dude 1: We know, your a superhero
- Pizza Dude 2 : Superhero doodle
- Otis: Uh yeah, right, right.
- Pizza Dude 2: Awesome costume bro. Gotta get a snapo of the superdude that saved us.
- Pip: Don't forget us. We help too!
- Tigger and Cosmo: Yep, that's right!
- Pizza Dude 2: Whoa a sidekick with the power to super shrink! And a costume lepercaun and tiger!
- Pizza Dude1 : Yea, side-shrink.
- Heroes: Work for me.
- Pizza Dude 1: What your name,dude?
- Otis: I'm Cowman.
- Tigger: I'm The Masked Offender.
- Cosmo: I'm Super-Not Cosmo.
- Pip: And I'm Ratboy.
- Pizza Dude 2: Awesome.
(Takes a picture of the heroes)
(Cut to Barnyard)
- Otis: In your faces, people. We are superheroes, we just performed a daring rescue.
- Pip: And got free pizza.
- Tigger: Yeah, you should see what we did.
- Cosmo: Yeah, I use my power and..
- Sunset Shimmer: Ok, what? Cosmo, you don't have powers.
- Timmy: You know, Cosmo. He's always talk or do studit things.
- Otis: How caves, we did anyway.
- Abby: We know, Guys, it's so excitin'.
- Otis: You know?
(They watching Hilly Burgin on the TV)
- Hilly Burgin: And looks like the county has own group of superheroes. A group dressed in animal or flying man suit calling themselves "Cowman", "Super-Not Cosmo", and "The Mask Offender".
(cut to Pip)
- Pip: And Ratboy. They never say Ratboy. (Squeaks)
- Otis: This is awesome! We're famous! The guys and I had this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us
- Bessie: Yeah I'll do that right after, never.
- Pip: Ah come on,Bessie we designed costumes for everyone,
- Otis: Together we can combat evil as "The Justice Brood".
- Pig: Ah, no way this tights will attenuate my love handels!
- Pip: Dude your 90% love handels. Your face is love handels.
- Pig: Can't I wear a poncho or something?
- Hilly Burgin: Attention this just in a daring bank robbery has taken place the suspect was last scene heading south on Route One.
- Otis: All right. (Farmer woke up) (everyone hid from the window)
- Otis: There's a robbery right near hear! We can totally nail this crook!
- Bessie: Let me think about it, no!
- Freddy: I'm allergic to bank robbers!
- Bessie: Well that's the first time i agreed with the freaky mongoose or whatever he is.
- Otis: Ok fine. You know what more crime fighting for us, whiners! Come on guys, justice isnt going to serve itself.
(Cut to mrs.beady's house)
- Mrs. Beady: Nathan, its that cow and his friends from next door whose making fun of me!
- Mr.Beady: Flight control your losing your mind your going down pull up pull up!
- Pip: Its the perp.
- Tigger: Ok, how do we stop him?
- Cosmo: hey maybe we can use Super-Not Cosmo's Sub?
- Otis: Leave that to me old chums. Super lacto power activate!
(Milk sprayed all over the road and the robber spinned out of control)
- Otis: Your coming with us, stinksack!
- Robber: Your that Cowman, Masked Offender ,and Super-Not from the TV! You guys'll never take me alive!
- Otis: Yes we will
- Robber: No, guys'll wont!
- Otis: Will too!
- Robber: Nuh-uh!
- Otis: A Yeah-huh!
- Robber: Nun-uh!
- Otis: You might turn your self in now.
- Pip: Otis, I mean, Cowman, wait for us.
(robber breaks in Mrs. beady's house)
- Mrs. Beady (screams): Nathan the crook from tv broke our door in.
- Mr.Beady: Your mad, gal. Just on of those salesman, they're getting bold.
- Robber: Quiet lady, Cowman and his friends are on my tail.
- Mrs.Beady: Cowman and his friends? Tell me everything.
- Otis: Cant' let him hurt Mrs.Beady. Then again. Nah better stop him. Cosmo you"ll come in with me!
- Cosmo: Got it!
- Otis: It is us, the Udder Advegure. We're justice cow-nate. We are...(They got hit from by: Mrs. Beady) Sleepy.
- Cosmo: I'm feel Funny? (they feld into the grown)
- Robber: (laughing) Thanks for the help lady. Now I'm out of here.
- Mrs. Beady: Not so fast. You're in this with me, so get back inside!
(another man comes in)
- ???: Wait just a minute!
- Mrs. Beady: Who are you?
- Mr.Crocker: I'm Denzel Crocker. I was sent by my imployer, Bowser, to get the green hair one because he's a, FAIRY GOD PARENT!!! So what do you say I can pay you very well?
- Mrs. Beady: Deal!
- Pip: Holy steak and eggs, we need backup!
- Tigger: Back to the barn! (They head back to warn everyone)
- Pip: Guys Otis has been captured we gotta do something
- Tigger: And Cosmo got captured by Mr.Crocker.
- Wanda and Timmy: WHAT?!?
- Piglet: WHAT?!?
- Pooh: WHAT?!?
- Rabbit: WHAT?!?
- Eeyore: HUH!?!
- Wanda: If he knew Cosmo is a fairly...
- Timmy: I'll lose you and Cosmo forever!
- Bessie: I knew you and the dynamic dofus would mess things up.
- Pig: Ah poor, Otis and Cosmo. I wish we could help them.
- Abby: Maybe we can, Pig. Maybe..We... Can.
- Pig: You're scaring me.
- Timmy: Are you thinking when I thinking?
- Sunset Shimmer: That Abby scaring us?
- Timmy: Well that maybe true, but I wish...
(Cut into Mrs. Beady)
- Otis: (Grunts) Guys, as a deputized Officers of the law we must warn you that you both will not get away...
- Mrs. Beady: Oh, hush. I know who you really are, you're one of those talking animals from next door.
- Cosmo: Quick Question. Why I'm in a Bird cage?
- Mr. Crocker: Because, when I found out about you're a FAIRLY-GOD-PARENTS, I'll send you to Bowser's Castle and drian the magic from you!
- Robber: Ok, uh, this is getting a little weird for me. (Mrs. Beady fix the door with her foot)
- Mrs. Beady: Because of you two, People laugh and call us crazy. Not anymore!
- Mr. Crocker: So, unmask them, you robber guy!
- Robber: Ooh, I ain't getting too close. What if they has super-melty vision or something?
- Mrs. Beady: Oh, for goodness' sake. Here, you tape us, I'll unmask them myself. Now Cowman and Super-Not Cosmo, let's see who you both really are.
(Abby just drop in)
- Abby: Back off, fiends. Oh, I love what you done with the place. Are those the Original sconces?
- Mrs. Beady & Mr. Crocker: Who are you?
- Abby: I'm Cowgirl. (Timmy, Wanda, Sunset Shimmer and Pooh and his friends drop in too)
- Timmy: And I'm Cleft the Boy-Chin Wonder.
- Wanda: I'm Ace the Dog, the Chim-hold.
- Sunset Shimmer: We're 100 Acre Woods team.
- Rabbit, Pooh, Piglet and Eeyore: Yep.
(And the rest just come in)
- Pig: And I'm Mr. Ham-Tastic.
- Freddy: Paranoid Man, Reporting, stop looking at me.
- Peck: And the Green Rooster. Together, we are... The Justice Brood.
- Freddy: Hey, Peck, I was supposed to say that.
- Peck: I waited,But you didn't jump in.
- Freddy: Can we make our entrance again?
- Pig: Uh, fellows I think I split my pants.
- Mrs. Beady: Oh, enough of this.
- Mr. Crocker: Take this!
- Pig: And Skunk.
- Both: (gasps and fell down)
- Timmy: Cosmo, are you ok?
- Cosmo: Well, I'm find.
- Pooh: Glad you're ok, Cosmo.
- Piglet: yeah, we're bin sor worried about you.
- Sunset Shimmer: We're just glad you're ok. (Cut to Freddy and Peck)
- Freddy: To me, Green Rooster.
- Peck: "To me," What's that supposed to mean?
- Freddy: I was hoping you knew.
- Robber: I'm getting out of this nuthouse.
- Otis: Not on the Heroes' Watch. (The robber makes a run for it)
- Otis: Ratboy, cow-apult! (Cowman throws Ratboy at the robber pants)
- Pip: Ratabunga! (The robber was screaming and ran into Cowman)
- Otis: It's milking time, filth bag!
(Cowman punches the robber and gives him to the cop.)
- Otis: He's all yours, officer.
- Officer: Thanks goodness for you, Cowman.
(The heroes came out of hiding)
- Abby: Lets fight more crime, Cowman. I've been practing my battle cry! (moos loudly)
- Otis: Ok Good good good. Ok maybe we should go back to our lair. Justice Brood...
- Pooh: 100 Acre Wood Team...
- Everyone: AWAY!!! (Everyone tripped)
(Back at the barnyard)
- Abby: Being superheroes was awesome Otis.
- Sunset Shimmer: Yeah,it was fun.
- Pooh: Can we do it again?
- Otis: Of course guys; with great cow power comes great cow responsibility.
- Bessie: Great, more heroes in spandex.
- Pig: Hey look up in the sky!
- Rabbit: Its a hero signal!
- Peck: Wow! There summoning Cowman. You're gonna go, Otis? Otis?
- Sunset Shimmer: Hey, where Tigger and Cosmo?
- Freddy: Hey, has anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?
- Bessie: You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren't you?
(Otis and Pip rides off)
- Otis: Cowman...
- Pip: And Ratboy, AWAY! Are we there yet?
- Otis: No. Pip: How much longer?
- Otis: Uh, not for much longer.
- Pip: How many miles?
- Otis: Why are you asking me these questions?
- Pip: How come my face isn't up there?
- Otis: Cause you a sidekick .
- Pip: So, sidekick can't get signals?
- Otis: Cowman ignoring powers activate
- Pip: (squeaks)
(after scene on the roof)
- Cosmo: We'll let them handle this one. I don't they need us for!
- Tigger: But then again,...When they want us again? They'll call us..,The Masked Offender...
- Cosmo: And Super-Not Cosmo!
(A book closes)