Cowman and Ratboy
Season 1, Episode 2a
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Written by LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
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This the 3rd episode of Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene opens up with Pip and Otis sun-bathing, A chicken comes in with a complaint)

  • Chicken: Otis, you have to do something. Pig is stinking up the barnyard again.
  • Otis: Well you know , it tricky to do me. Look I'm not really into stink either. When you way stink scale with confertation...
  • Chicken: Oh, honestly Otis. Sometimes your so...mild manner. (Chicken leaves)
  • Otis: She bought it. Ready for action, guys?
  • Pip: Dude, I'm always ready.

(They head for a shack and changed into their costumes)

  • Peck: Ah, there's nothing like a nice, relaxing game of...

(Freddy and Peck got hit Cowman's garage door, Otis and Pip drove off, Cut to Pig)

  • Pig: Stunky, Stunky. I love my Stunky. Oh, you getting brush don't ya? You are so... (He heard a noise) Who's there?
  • Otis: I'm your worst nightmare dirtbag. I'm Cowman.
  • Pip: And I'm his sidekick, Ratboy.
  • Pig: Oh come Otis. Not this stupid hero thing again.
  • Otis: That stunk will smell sweeter once its has a whiff of my "Cow-Gas".

(He sprayed it at Stunky and in Pig's eyes)

  • Pig: Ah lemony fresh scent! It burns, It burns.

(Pig ran into the door and a haystack and another cow fell on him)

  • Pip: Ha Ha, foiled again!

(Tigger and Cosmo comes in)

  • Tigger: Hey guys what are you guys doing?
  • Otis: We're Cowman and Ratboy! Daily Superheroes!
  • Cosmo: Can we join?
  • Otis: Sure. What's your superhero names?
  • Tigger: Just call me The Mask Offender!
  • Cosmo: And Super-No Cosmo
  • Pip: Wow! Nice Names!

(Pip hears something)

  • Pip: Cowman, my super rat hearing is detecting more evil.
  • Otis: Your ears are our strongest ally! Cowman..,
  • Tigger: Masked Offender,..
  • Cosmo: Super-Not Cosmo
  • Pip: And Ratboy
  • Everyone: Away!

(The girls are excising)

  • Bessie: Oh, this is just fantasic! Let's do hand pulling next and then we can poke ourselves with pins!
  • Sunset Shimmer: I'm getting tired!
  • Wanda: Howcome your not tired, Abby?
  • Timmy: This is not I sgin for, Abby.
  • Abby: Sorry, guys, but jazz-ercise doesn't keep in shape unless you do it crazy fast! Like me! (Abby going fast) (Cowman ropes radio)
  • Otis: You can dance but you cant hide
  • Abby: Cowman. NOOOO! (Radio hit the mill and lands on girls)
  • Otis: Huh? Just as Cowman planned!
  • Pip: No, you said we gonna come in and...
  • Otis: Just as Cowman planned! (moos)
  • Pip: (moos)
  • Otis: No i just say moo
  • Pip: Oh, OK (squeaks)
  • Wanda: When I get out of this, your gonna get it Cosmo!
  • Timmy: Yeah, Cosmo. I'll destroy you for this!
  • Sunset Shimmer: Same for you,Tigger!
  • Tigger: Make a break for it!
  • Cosmo: To the Non-Cosmo Mobile!

(Heroes retreated, Mrs. Beady saw Otis and the Heroes) 

  • Mrs.Beady: Nathan! (Mr. Beady wakes up) That cow next door is acting crazy again!
  • Mr.Beady: You know crazy! (drinks his soda)
  • Pip: Cowman! Mrs.Beady is spying on us again!
  • Otis: Deploy the cow-maflauge!
  • Pip: Yea..,what
  • Otis: Its the balloon with the ink in it.
  • Pip: Ok.
  • Tigger: Cosmo, I wish for a catapult!
  • Cosmo: You got it! (A catapult appears)
  • Pip: Ok, that will work. So, balloon with ink away!
  • Mrs. Beady: I'll show you mister Lump. I'll get cow and his friends on video tape and I'll...

(A balloon is thrown at Mrs.Beady)

  • Mrs Beady: Maybe I'll get a wash going.

(Everyone else comes in injured and angry)

  • Everyone: Otis!!!
  • Otis: No need to thank us! (moos)
  • Piglet: They told us everything!
  • Peck: Otis, we are so sick of this stupid game of yours.
  • Rabbit: Tigger, didn't you learn anything the last time you were The Mask Offender?
  • Timmy: Do you learn everything about, Cosmo?
  • Wanda: Yeah, you almost covered Dimsdale with lava and water the last time you were a superhero!
  • Timmy: And don't forget a mad killing cat!
  • Bessie: Yeah, I hope you're faster than a speed butt whooping!
  • Otis: Whoa, citizen no likey the heroes.
  • Abby: Now you listen guys, Your idea of fighting evil around the barnyard by becoming superheroes is just plain...
  • Freddy: Dumb! D...U...M...N...7...L! Dumb!
  • Pip: Dude, there's no L in Dumb7!
  • Tigger: And there's no N or 7 in dumb either!
  • Pig: You four are the worst superheroes ever!
  • Otis: Oh, hey,excuse me everyone. We're awesome superheroes! We got cool costumes, wicked catchphrases...
  • Cosmo: Cool rides...
  • Pip: And ingenues devices like Otis' boomerang! Show him Otis!
  • Otis: Check it out! (Otis throws the boomerang and comes back and hits Peck)
  • Peck: I...I can't feel my legs!
  • (And then boomerang hit Pooh's honey pot)
  • Pooh: Hey guys, what's u...
  • (The honey spill on the grown)
  • Pooh: Oh, Bother.
  • Otis: Uh, Just put some ice on your toes and also glue the pot together and these should retur...To the vechicles!

(The heroes tip toed away)

The Middle

(The heroes are at a canyon judging their friends)

  • Otis: Their just wrong, guys. I know we have what it takes to be superheroes.
  • Tigger: I know we do.
  • Pip: We're way better than most of those other costumes losers out there.
  • Otis: Yeah like the aqua dude!
  • Tigger: You mean Aquaman?
  • Otis: Yeah, I mean his tights are silly and how much crime really happens underwater.
  • Pip: Car! (As the car was coming, the others hide behind a tree)
  • Pizza dude 1: Dude, I like can not drive and beat your high sore at the same time.
  • Pizza Dude 2: Sure you can dude. Just let go of the round thingy.
  • Pizza Dude 1: Oh, yeah. Completely. (The dude are doing their handshake then screams as they were about to fall in the canyon)
  • Pip: Fling me and Cosmo, Otis. We can make it Otis: What I cant do that. I mean..
  • Cosmo: Fling us!

(Otis fling Pip and Cosmo at the car and tied a rope to the tree and save the dudes)

  • Pizza Dude 1: We're gonna live!
  • Pizza Dude 2: We're livers
  • Pizza Dude 1: Dude, you totally said we're livers. 
  • Pizza Dudes: Livers we're totally livers!
  • Otis: This isn't what it looks like...I'm not a cow
  • Pizza Dude 1: We know, your a superhero
  • Pizza Dude 2 : Superhero doodle
  • Otis: Uh yeah, right, right.
  • Pizza Dude 2: Awesome costume bro. Gotta get a snapo of the superdude that saved us.
  • Pip: Don't forget us. We help too!
  • Tigger and Cosmo: Yep, that's right!
  • Pizza Dude 2: Whoa a sidekick with the power to super shrink! And a costume lepercaun and tiger!
  • Pizza Dude1 : Yea, side-shrink.
  • Heroes: Work for me.
  • Pizza Dude 1: What your name,dude?
  • Otis: I'm Cowman.
  • Tigger: I'm The Masked Offender.
  • Cosmo: I'm Super-Not Cosmo.
  • Pip: And I'm Ratboy.
  • Pizza Dude 2: Awesome.

(Takes a picture of the heroes)

(Cut to Barnyard)

  • Otis: In your faces, people. We are superheroes, we just performed a daring rescue.
  • Pip: And got free pizza.
  • Tigger: Yeah, you should see what we did.
  • Cosmo: Yeah, I use my power and..
  • Sunset Shimmer: Ok, what? Cosmo, you don't have powers.
  • Timmy: You know, Cosmo. He's always talk or do studit things.
  • Otis: How caves, we did anyway.
  • Abby: We know, Guys, it's so excitin'.
  • Otis: You know?

(They watching Hilly Burgin on the TV)

  • Hilly Burgin: And looks like the county has own group of superheroes. A group dressed in animal or flying man suit calling themselves "Cowman", "Super-Not Cosmo", and "The Mask Offender".

(cut to Pip)

  • Pip: And Ratboy. They never say Ratboy. (Squeaks)
  • Otis: This is awesome! We're famous! The guys and I had this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us
  • Bessie: Yeah I'll do that right after, never.
  • Pip: Ah come on,Bessie we designed costumes for everyone,
  • Otis: Together we can combat evil as "The Justice Brood".
  • Pig: Ah, no way this tights will attenuate my love handels!
  • Pip: Dude your 90% love handels. Your face is love handels.
  • Pig: Can't I wear a poncho or something?
  • Hilly Burgin: Attention this just in a daring bank robbery has taken place the suspect was last scene heading south on Route One.
  • Otis: All right. (Farmer woke up) (everyone hid from the window)
  • Otis: There's a robbery right near hear! We can totally nail this crook!
  • Bessie: Let me think about it, no!
  • Freddy: I'm allergic to bank robbers!
  • Bessie: Well that's the first time i agreed with the freaky mongoose or whatever he is.
  • Otis: Ok fine. You know what more crime fighting for us, whiners! Come on guys, justice isnt going to serve itself.

(Cut to mrs.beady's house)

  • Mrs. Beady: Nathan, its that cow and his friends from next door whose making fun of me! 
  • Mr.Beady: Flight control your losing your mind your going down pull up pull up!
  • Pip: Its the perp.
  • Tigger: Ok, how do we stop him?
  • Cosmo: hey maybe we can use Super-Not Cosmo's Sub?
  • Otis: Leave that to me old chums. Super lacto power activate!

(Milk sprayed all over the road and the robber spinned out of control)

  • Otis: Your coming with us, stinksack!
  • Robber: Your that Cowman, Masked Offender ,and Super-Not from the TV! You guys'll never take me alive!
  • Otis: Yes we will
  • Robber: No, guys'll wont!
  • Otis: Will too!
  • Robber: Nuh-uh!
  • Otis: A Yeah-huh!
  • Robber: Nun-uh!
  • Otis: You might turn your self in now.
  • Pip: Otis, I mean, Cowman, wait for us.

(robber breaks in Mrs. beady's house)

  • Mrs. Beady (screams): Nathan the crook from tv broke our door in.
  • Mr.Beady: Your mad, gal. Just on of those salesman, they're getting bold.
  • Robber: Quiet lady, Cowman and his friends are on my tail.
  • Mrs.Beady: Cowman and his friends? Tell me everything.
  • Otis: Cant' let him hurt Mrs.Beady. Then again. Nah better stop him. Cosmo you"ll come in with me!
  • Cosmo: Got it!
  • Otis: It is us, the Udder Advegure. We're justice cow-nate. We are...(They got hit from by: Mrs. Beady) Sleepy.
  • Cosmo: I'm feel Funny? (they feld into the grown)
  • Robber: (laughing) Thanks for the help lady. Now I'm out of here.
  • Mrs. Beady: Not so fast. You're in this with me, so get back inside!

(another man comes in)

  • ???: Wait just a minute!
  • Mrs. Beady: Who are you?
  • Mr.Crocker: I'm Denzel Crocker. I was sent by my imployer, Bowser, to get the green hair one because he's a, FAIRY GOD PARENT!!! So what do you say I can pay you very well?
  • Mrs. Beady: Deal!
  • Pip: Holy steak and eggs, we need backup!
  • Tigger: Back to the barn! (They head back to warn everyone)
  • Pip: Guys Otis has been captured we gotta do something
  • Tigger: And Cosmo got captured by Mr.Crocker.
  • Wanda and Timmy: WHAT?!?
  • Piglet: WHAT?!?
  • Pooh: WHAT?!?
  • Rabbit: WHAT?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!
  • Wanda: If he knew Cosmo is a fairly...
  • Timmy: I'll lose you and Cosmo forever!
  • Bessie: I knew you and the dynamic dofus would mess things up.
  • Pig: Ah poor, Otis and Cosmo. I wish we could help them.
  • Abby: Maybe we can, Pig. Maybe..We... Can.
  • Pig: You're scaring me.
  • Timmy: Are you thinking when I thinking?
  • Sunset Shimmer: That Abby scaring us?
  • Timmy: Well that maybe true, but I wish...

The Ending 

(Cut into Mrs. Beady)

  • Otis: (Grunts) Guys, as a deputized Officers of the law we must warn you that you both will not get away...
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, hush. I know who you really are, you're one of those talking animals from next door.
  • Cosmo: Quick Question. Why I'm in a Bird cage?
  • Mr. Crocker: Because, when I found out about you're a FAIRLY-GOD-PARENTS, I'll send you to Bowser's Castle and drian the magic from you!
  • Robber: Ok, uh, this is getting a little weird for me. (Mrs. Beady fix the door with her foot)
  • Mrs. Beady: Because of you two, People laugh and call us crazy. Not anymore!
  • Mr. Crocker: So, unmask them, you robber guy!
  • Robber: Ooh, I ain't getting too close. What if they has super-melty vision or something?
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, for goodness' sake. Here, you tape us, I'll unmask them myself. Now Cowman and Super-Not Cosmo, let's see who you both really are.

(Abby just drop in)

  • Abby: Back off, fiends. Oh, I love what you done with the place. Are those the Original sconces?
  • Mrs. Beady & Mr. Crocker: Who are you?
  • Abby: I'm Cowgirl. (Timmy, Wanda, Sunset Shimmer and Pooh and his friends drop in too)
  • Timmy: And I'm Cleft the Boy-Chin Wonder.
  • Wanda: I'm Ace the Dog, the Chim-hold.
  • Sunset Shimmer: We're 100 Acre Woods team.
  • Rabbit, Pooh, Piglet and Eeyore: Yep.

(And the rest just come in)

  • Pig: And I'm Mr. Ham-Tastic.
  • Freddy: Paranoid Man, Reporting, stop looking at me.
  • Peck: And the Green Rooster. Together, we are... The Justice Brood.
  • Freddy: Hey, Peck, I was supposed to say that.
  • Peck: I waited,But you didn't jump in.
  • Freddy: Can we make our entrance again?
  • Pig: Uh, fellows I think I split my pants.
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, enough of this.
  • Mr. Crocker: Take this!
  • Pig: And Skunk.
  • Both: (gasps and fell down)
  • Timmy: Cosmo, are you ok?
  • Cosmo: Well, I'm find.
  • Pooh: Glad you're ok, Cosmo.
  • Piglet: yeah, we're bin sor worried about you.
  • Sunset Shimmer: We're just glad you're ok. (Cut to Freddy and Peck)
  • Freddy: To me, Green Rooster.
  • Peck: "To me," What's that supposed to mean?
  • Freddy: I was hoping you knew.
  • Robber: I'm getting out of this nuthouse.
  • Otis: Not on the Heroes' Watch. (The robber makes a run for it)
  • Otis: Ratboy, cow-apult! (Cowman throws Ratboy at the robber pants)
  • Pip: Ratabunga! (The robber was screaming and ran into Cowman)
  • Otis: It's milking time, filth bag!

(Cowman punches the robber and gives him to the cop.)

  • Otis: He's all yours, officer.
  • Officer: Thanks goodness for you, Cowman.

(The heroes came out of hiding)

  • Abby: Lets fight more crime, Cowman. I've been practing my battle cry! (moos loudly)
  • Otis: Ok Good good good. Ok maybe we should go back to our lair. Justice Brood...
  • Pooh: 100 Acre Wood Team...
  • Everyone: AWAY!!! (Everyone tripped)

(Back at the barnyard)

  • Abby: Being superheroes was awesome Otis.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Yeah,it was fun.
  • Pooh: Can we do it again?
  • Otis: Of course guys; with great cow power comes great cow responsibility.
  • Bessie: Great, more heroes in spandex.
  • Pig: Hey look up in the sky!
  • Rabbit: Its a hero signal!
  • Peck: Wow! There summoning Cowman. You're gonna go, Otis? Otis? 
  • Sunset Shimmer: Hey, where Tigger and Cosmo?
  • Freddy: Hey, has anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?
  • Bessie: You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren't you?

(Otis and Pip rides off)

  • Otis: Cowman...
  • Pip: And Ratboy, AWAY! Are we there yet?
  • Otis: No. Pip: How much longer?
  • Otis: Uh, not for much longer.
  • Pip: How many miles?
  • Otis: Why are you asking me these questions?
  • Pip: How come my face isn't up there? 
  • Otis: Cause you a sidekick .
  • Pip: So, sidekick can't get signals? 
  • Otis: Cowman ignoring powers activate
  • Pip: (squeaks) 

(after scene on the roof) 

  • Cosmo: We'll let them handle this one. I don't they need us for!
  • Tigger: But then again,...When they want us again? They'll call us..,The Masked Offender...
  • Cosmo: And Super-Not Cosmo!

(A book closes)

(The End)

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