Dead Cow Walking
Season 1, Episode 9b
Dead Cow Walking
Written by LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
Episode guide
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Here's the episode 18th from Season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's a Transcript.

The Beginning

Pip: And some say when the moon is full or really close to full you know, like those times when you go, "Hey, look, it's a full moon" and somebody else goes, "No, man, it's not totally full. See the edge" and you're like, "Whatever, dude, I can see the whole moon

Otis: Pip, please.

Pip: Oh, right. When the moon is pretty much full you can still hear the shrieks of her helpless victims.

(The animals gasp and shudder in fear)

Pip: And that's why I hate veterinarians.

Otis: Pip, would you stop scaring them? I mean, you've never even been to the veterinarian.



Pip: Hey, I've never been hit by a meteor, either, but I know it hurts.

Pig: Well, uh, enjoy your check-ups, folks, I'll be in Guatemala.

Duke: Right behind you.

Freddy: This veterinarian madwoman will kill us all!

Otis: Ok, rewind. Look, I've seen the vet, she seems very nice.

Wanda: You guys are worse than Cosmo getting his gland all fixed.

Cosmo: I am not. (turns into electrical items and shock Wanda)

Otis: And we are having our check-ups today.


Freddy: Wait, wait, wait, I'm not even a farm animal.

(The doctor drives in)

Doctor: Hey, farmer, how are you, good, good, sure. We're both good, the both of us, sure we are, yeah.

Farmer: Morning, doc, I'll go fetch Otis.

Otis: Guess I'm first. Check it out, guys, won't even break a sweat.

Pip: There goes one brave cow.

Tigger: Good luck Otis.

Doctor: Oh, aren't you a little sweetie? Ok, honey, I'm just gonna do a little looky-loo, yeah, that's all, mm-hmm. (puts on gloves)

Otis: Moo?

(Otis moos in horror making everyone uncomfortable)

(A few minutes later)

Otis: So c-c-cold. S-s-so c-c-c-cold.

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