Don't Make Me Laugh is a song in The Pebble And The Penguin.


Don't make me laugh,

Don't make me laugh,

My funny friend, don't make me bend in half,

Don't be a card, babe,

Don't mess with Drake,

Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache,

Don't make me laugh,

Don't pull my leg,

May I suggest you would do best to beg,

If you say no, miss, If you refuse,

This is your notice that I refuse to lose

Say yes, my love,

And go with a winner,

Believe me, that would be wiser,

Say no, poor dove,

And you're a shark's dinner,

And Hubie's the appetizer,

Get the picture?

Don't make me laugh,

Or slap my knee,

I'm no hyena, so Marina,

What'll it be?

Right this way to the Drake estate,

Or write your epitaph,

You choose your fate,

Don't make me wait,

And baby, don't make me laugh!


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