Down the Well

Down the Well is a song sung by SpongeBob SquarePants that was directed to Squidward Tentacles in the Season 4 episode "Wishing You Well."

Lyrics[]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Take a penny and some magic, even though your life is tragic

Squidward: Hey!

SpongeBob SquarePants: You can throw all your dreams down the well

Although everyday, the pain grows

You'll ride unicorns on rainbows

When you throw all your dreams down the well

When life's come apart at the seems that you've given up all your dreams

Here is just the means to make those dreams come true

No more suffering, no more sighing

No more pain and no more crying

Squidward: I'm not crying! [gets hit by a wand] Ow, ow!

SpongeBob SquarePants: If you throw all your dreams down the well

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, the magic has gone missing, and everyone's still wishing

But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground

You'll find magic under rubble

So Patrick, grab a shovel

And this is where the magic can be found

We're at the bottom of a well

But man won't it be swell, when we make everyone's wishes all come true?