Here's the transcript for Emerl & The Super Mario Bros
(MARIO BROS TUNE)
Narrator: A long, long time ago, the earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling them. Actually, no people went around hassling them because there weren't any people yet. Just the first tiny mammals.
Narrator: Basically, life was good.
T-Rex: Lou, it just don't get no better than this.
Narrator: Then something happened. A giant meteorite struck the earth. Goodbye, dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed?What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continue to thriveand evolved into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings? Just like us! And hey, what if they found their way back?