Here's how the ending goes in Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
[It fades back to a night club and a woman is singing]
Mr. Maguire: Evening, girls. You're looking well.
Woman: Good evening, Mr. Maguire.
Mr. Maguire: Oh, it's a fine night to be me.
Alex: You dance great for an old lady.
Lin: Someone told me to stop living on the sidelines.
Alex: Well, he sounds like a smart guy.
Lin: He is.
[The 2 kiss and it shows Rick and Evelyn]
Rick: So I guess Dash and Scarlet have their next adventure?
Evelyn: Why write about it when you can live it? There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.
Rick: Even more romantic doing it with you.
Evelyn: Kiss me.
Rick: Don't have to ask me twice.
[The 2 kiss and we soon see Jonathan]
Man: Can I get your bag, sir?
Jonathan: No, no, no. Don't touch it, don't touch it.
Man: Where are you off to, Mr. Carnahan?
Johnathan: Someplace where they don't have mummies. Step on it I've got a plane to catch.
Driver: Yes sir.
Jonathan: Yeah, Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. [takes out a pearl] Peru, here I come.
[As the drives drive away a dialogue says "Soon after, mummies were found in Peru"]
[with our heroes]
Eddy: Finally, our battle is over!
Edd: Indeed. We've shown those crazy villains that even in rough times, we can still win!
Hugs: And best of all, Bradey is finally gone!
T.C.: I'm glad that's over, maybe we can finally have some peace at last.
Judy Hopps: [checking over Buttercream]
Buttercream Sunday: Auntie, I already said that I'm fine.
Judy Hopps: Are you sure about that? Bellwether almost killed you with the saber!
Buttercream Sunday: I'm okay, really!
Judy Hopps: [chuckles] I know you are, but I can't help it if I can be worried for my niece, it's what aunts often do.
Buttercream Sunday: You can say that again.
Zoe Trent: Well, at least we finally got rid of that 6 armed, metallic jerk!
Pepper Clark: Yeah, I don't know what I'll do if I hear him call us 'skunk-bags" again!
Penny Ling: And I'm glad that Willy managed to get his grandfather back to the Light Side.
Sunil Nevla: I just hope he's alright.
Princess Celestia: Don't worry, Magnal's been taken to the medical care, and he'll be just fine.
Fluttershy: Oh thank goodness. I know I would like to hear about the other Jedi Magnal once knew.
Willy: Me too. And maybe he'll help me find some other members of my family that are alive.
Sharky: You never know.
Cadance: But Percy, why did you saved me, Shining, Twilight, Thomas, Novo, Barret, Aunt Luna, and Aunt Celestia?
Percy: Because, I saw Megatron getting ready to blast you with his cannon. And I can't let him do that to my best friend, and I couldn't bare Flurry Heart loosing you, Luna, and Celestia. Or Barret.
Shining Armor: Wow. You just risked your life not only by saving us, but for them as well.
Percy: That's right.
Brian: You know Percy, that was really brave of you.
Percy: You really think so?
Brian: Yeah, I'd known you for a while, and I though it was cool.
Percy: Thanks. But I admit it, I was pretty scared.
Brian: Yeah, but that's what made you brave.
Thomas: And Tony, Bruce, Leo, without you or any of the others, we wouldn't have won.
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Aw, it's no problem Thomas.
Batman: Yeah, that's what friends are for.
Wonder Woman: To the end.
Skyla: [to the Ghost Crew] So are you guys gonna leave?
Ezra Bridger: Actually, I think will stay with you guys for a little longer.
Zeb: Yeah, for old time's sake.
Koko: That's brilliant!
[Then the TMNT come up]
Leo: So, you guys. How else can we help?
Brian: Wait, you're saying you don't wanna go back to your vacation?
Michelangelo: Nah! Well, maybe for a little while. I'm ready for work. You got a job for me?
Brian: You know, guys. There is a railroad.
Raph: With palm trees?
Brian: One or two.
Donatello: And sunshine?!
Brian: Sunny spells.
Leo: We'll take it! Which way's the way?
[Lady chuffs up beside him]
Lady: This is the way.
Michelangelo: [drops his arms and hops in Lady's cab] We're gonna ride on a train!
Princess Celestia: Until next time, we will contact you encase it's another urgent emergency.
Superman: Consider it done, your highness.
[They begin to turn away till Mikey stops and turns back]
Michelangelo: See you later, alligators! After a while crocodiles!
[But Leo and Raph grab him and they hop in a cruiser which flies away back to their regular distention]
Derpy Hooves: You know, I was just starting to like the TMNT.
Rigby: Yeah, me too.
Pete: So, now what?
Ed: Let's party!
Mako: Yeah! [starts up a radio which plays the victory party music from ROTJ]
[the majority of the team start dancing as Willy then looks to the side as the spirits of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and Anakin are watching them as they are joined by Willy's Father, Mother and Grandmother.]
Fluttershy: [grabs Willy's fin and pulls him gently]
Willy: [waves to them as he goes to join his friends]
Optimus: [narrating] With Bradey O'Diesel and the evil rein of the Sith gone forever, the universe will now spark a new hope of Jedi across the galaxy. And peace and justice will return once more. I am Optimus Prime. And I send this final message to the Jedi Alliance, the universe is safe once more.
[Then as Optimus speaks, Qui-Gon Jinn, Mace Windu, Padme, Stoick, and Annabelle join the spirits and watch as our heroes continue to celebrate their victory]
[back to Patchy]
Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?
Potty: Let's watch it again.
Patchy: [chuckles] That's a great idea, Potty. [looks on the table] Where's the remote? [continues searching] Where's the remote? [stands up] Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head] Eh... [falls to the floor]
Patchy: [stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote] My remote! [goes to the window] Thanks, stranger!
Mrs. Johnson: [outside, in a wheelchair] Don't mention it, Patchy! [flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind]
Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? [presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV] No, that's not it. [presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV] Doh! Wrong again. [keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over]
Potty: Brawk! Let me do it!
Patchy: No, get away! [the lights go out] That's the light switch! [the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]
Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button!
Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!!
Patchy: [continues pressing buttons on the remote] Rewind... darn you! [suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape]
Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy!
Patchy: No! [tries to stop the tape from spewing out] Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! [gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling] Oh no! I've ruined "Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"! Now it's lost forever!
Potty: Brawk! Lost forever!
Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess "Ed, Edd, n Eddy vs. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, Ed, Edd, n Eddy will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.
[Then we see the talking walking popcorn box, hot dog, popsicle, and soda again as they appear at the bottom of the screen]
- It's the end of the movie,
- and it's getting late
- I know that you didn't come here with a date
- You'll probably go home and masturbate
- You're pathetic and lonely
- And you can't afford high definition television
- 'Cause your job doesn't pay enough....
[But then the film ends with "Ocean Man", then "Locomotion", then "A Friend for Life", then "Test Flight", then "Wherever the Trail May Lead", then "Anytime You Need a Friend", and finally ending with "Two Hornpipes"]