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Here is how the bar scene goes in Crash, Thomas and Ryan Meets Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy.

Harley Quinn[to the team] Whatcha havin'?

Killer Croc: Beer.

Katana(DC): Whiskey.

Deadshot:[holds up a small glass] What am I, twelve?

Nighlock: Bud Light.

Crossbones: Moonshine.

Taskmaster: Red Wine.

Harley Quinn:[to Flag] How about you, leader man?

Rick Flag:[in El Diablo's voice] Water.

Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. Ryan is still going for his plan to reform Ivy.

Ryan F-Freeman: You got that right.

[later they raise their poured drinks]

Deadshot: Here's to honor among thieves.

Nighlock: Hear hear!

Katana(DC): I'm not a thief[sits at another table]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Katana. I didn't know you speak English.

Nighlock: I'm just surprised I was never injected.

Crash Bandicoot: And why's that?

Nighlock: I used to be a thief myself.

Matau T. Monkey: What?

Nighlock: Haven't you figure out by now. Every Code Red member has committed some crime.

Matau T. Monkey: But not us Autobots.

Nighlock: Malfunction reformed us all. Taser was a pretty good pickpocket. Red Smoke was a bank robber. Air Strike worked for HYDRA. Light Ultron separated from Ultron and has been trying to save the world to atone for his mistakes.

Ryan F-Freeman: My bro and Sunset were bad at the Fall Formal, Nighlock.

Sunset Shimmer: Two demons.

Cody Fairbrother: Sunset and I turned into two raging demons.

Nighlock: What we did were common crimes. Mirage was arrested because he tried to assassinate Oliver Queen.

Rarity:[gasps] You mean...

Deadpool: Yep. He's means Hawkeye.

Evil Ryan: Whoa.

Nighlock: He's not Hawkeye. He's Green Arrow. Sometimes, I wanna shoot you.

Deadpool:[zips his lips shut]

Ryan F-Freeman: I think I-Rex did cause chaos in Jurassic World since my friends and I came to that place, Harley.

Harley Quinn: Yeah pretty much.

Nighlock: Not to mention that Firestar use to work for the Hellfire Club. Quicksilver was an even faster thief than I was.

Ryan F-Freeman: I didn't know that. At least I keep the squad in line.

Nighlock: Bucky used to be an assassin and spy for HYDRA. Sauron was a vigilante when we recruited him. Deadpool, we don't really need to mention his crimes.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. Ryan? How did you keep the Suicide Squad in line?

Ryan F-Freeman: Bombs were planted in their necks.

Nighlock:[drinks the last of his bottle and opens another Bud Light]

Crossbones: You know, sometimes, I wonder how much of that stuff can you drink.

Evil Ryan: Plus. How did Ryan laugh like Harley?

Deadpool: Don't question it.

Nighlock: Hey Wade, I got something to show you.

Ryan F-Freeman: You know, Harley? I like you. Your name is cool. I think to myself if I can get a Suicide Squad name like Ryanarley Quinn.

Harley Quinn: Yeah, I'd like that.

Nighlock:[shows Deadpool his new uniform]

Conker The Squirrel: That's a nice outfit.

Deadpool: Well hello there Mr. Manikin. How are you today?

Nighlock: Dude, manikins don't talk.

Ryan F-Freeman: [talks like himself and Harley Quinn] He's right.

Deadpool: Yeah they do.

Nighlock: Just get changed.[walks out with the others]

Deadpool:[to the manikin] You only talk to me right?

Manikin:[turns its head and nods]

Nighlock: Ryan? How did you join the Squad?

Ryan F-Freeman: Rick recruited me to keep the villains in line, Nighlock.

Deadpool:[off-screen] What do you guys think?

[we see his new uniform is more black than red]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ummm? Looks like Venom. [looks at the camera] Let us hope Deadpool and Gaia will be in Crash's Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of LEGO Dimensions.

Deadpool: Yay, I'll get to see Hawkeye again.

Nighlock and Indominus Rex: He's not Hawkeye!

Matau T. Monkey: Green Arrow is in that film, Deadpool. So is Gaia Everfree.

Deadpool: Gaia Everfree? Who's she?

Nighlock: Some plant lady.

Deadpool: I don't know why you people have him confused with this Green Arrow, but I know he's Hawkeye. He has a bow and Hawkeye uses a bow.

Matau T. Monkey: Legolas has a bow too. You know? [to Ryan] How did you come up with the name Ryanarley Quinn, Master Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: It's a combination of Harley Quinn and Ryan, Matau.

Deadpool: I hope Mr. Ryantransformers doesn't mind if I kill Deathstroke in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of LEGO Dimensions.

Ryan F-Freeman: Deadpool. If you would do that in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of LEGO Dimensions, you would turn to stone.

Crash Bandicoot: He's right. We work for the Autobots, not the Decepticons.

Deadpool: I'm Deadpool. I do what I want, when I want, and how I want. Sides, you know I'd come back somehow. Cause I can't die. I have decapitated many times, and I'm still here.

Nighlock: True dat.

Evil Ryan: And I am immortal. I did know you're a master of breaking the 4th wall like the others.

Deadpool: Are you kidding? I am the lord of 4th wall breakers. I trump you. Especially since Everyone in the director's world are having to deal with the fact that Donald Trump is their last hope.

12th Doctor: You don't know that.

Deadpool: Shut up, I hate you. Go ahead, ask Mr. Ryantransformers.

Crash Bandicoot: Might as well.

Evil Ryan: Deadpool is kinda like Pinkie Pie but the viewers are not recording this.

Deadpool: Yes they are.

Ryantransformers: Shut up, and stick to the script.

Deadpool:(knocks him out)

Ryan F-Freeman: Could someone get him an icepack?

12th Doctor: I'm on it. [gets him an icepack]

Sonata Dusk: Well, we can't compete with what you do.

Deadpool: You dang right!(jumps off of the roof of the parking lot and injures his foot) Ow.

Nighlock: We have got to control him.

Matau T. Monkey: Agreed. Nighlock? How did Master Ryan become a scout of the Suicide Squad?

Nighlock: Well, Matau. I'll let Ryan explain.

Matau T. Monkey: Okay.

Ryan F-Freeman: When Rick told me about how it was mainly consisting of criminals, he said he needed help keeping them in line.

Rick Flag: It's true.

Crash Bandicoot: And who did you meet when Rick recruited you, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman:[points to Harley]

Harley Quinn: Guilty as charged.

Garfield: Ha. Ryan. You met Rick before he recruited you and now you met Harley.

Apocalypse:[teleports into the room] I'm ready for action.[sees that Optimus is alright] What did I miss?

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi. I think Optimus is asleep right now.

Crash Bandicoot: At least Ryan has a cool title. [mimics fanfare] The Prime-prince of Friendship.

Apocalypse: So I've noticed.

Deadpool: Hey, Papa Smurf, what do you think of my new uniform?

Evil Ryan: He's not a Smurf, Deadpool. He's the first mutant. You know.

Deadpool: How do you know that, Crash? A lot of people call themselves the first mutant.

Nighlock: Just ignore it.

Evil Ryan: Thank you. [coughs] Ryan? How did you meet Harley when you join the squad?

Ryan F-Freeman: You see, Evil me, Rick came to me, because he needed someone to keep her in line.

Sci-Ryan: And did she became fascinated with you?

Ryan F-Freeman: Might have. But, I'm still with the plan to reform Princess Ivy with the most powerful magic of all times. The Magic of Friendship.

Harley Quinn: The Magic of Friendship? What's that?

Crash Bandicoot: A powerful magic of all. [sips his drink of water]

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