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[HORSE NEIGHS] 


Mickey: COME ON, GOOF! 


Goofy: COME ON, DONALD!

Donald: 
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU! 


(All three ride on the horse's back and Doraemon and friends fly on the helicopter hat on their heads)

(Meanwhile at the opera house)

Beagle Boy #1: PRINCESS MINNIE.

Beagle Boy #2: YOUR GRACE. 

Minnie: CAPTAIN PETE? 
 

Sue: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 

Pete: BONJOURNEY, PRINCESS AND LITTLE GIRL. 

Minnie: W-W-WHERE ARE MY BODYGUARDS? 
 

Sue: AND WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? 

Pete: HA HA HA! (capturing Minnie, Daisy and Sue) I'LL BE YOUR BODYGUARD 
TONIGHT, SWEET CHEEKS. 

Minnie: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 
 

Pete: NO. IT'S MY NEFARIOUS PLAN 
TO STEAL THE THRONE. 

Beagle Boy #3: UH, DOES THIS CROWN MAKE MY EARS LOOK BIG? 
 

Minnie: AAH! 
[MUFFLED SCREAMS]  

Pete: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 

Together: RIGHTY-O, BOSS. 

[MUFFLED SCREAM] 
 

[SLAM] 
 

(Meanwhile) 

(Doraemon and friends still fly and the three musketeers still ride on the horse) 

Goofy: LOOK! THERE IT IS! 
 

(Back in the Opera house) 

Pete: OK, SHORTSTOP, DO YOUR STUFF. 

[BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYING]  

[AHEM] 
 

[HONK!] 
 

Beagle Boy #3: ATTENTION, MY LOYAL SUBJECTS. DUE TO THE STRESS OF PRINCESSING, 
MY DUTIES HAVE BECOME TOO OVERWHELMING 
FOR A DELICATE FLOWER SUCH AS MYSELF. [GIGGLES] 
THEREFORE, I NOW PRESENT 
YOUR NEW RULER, KING PETE! 
 

[PEOPLE GASP] 
 

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 
 

Pete: HA HA! I DID IT, MOMMY! 
[RIP] 
I'M KING OF ALL FRANCE! 
I FEEL LIKE EATING A SNAIL. NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW.  

[APPLAUSE]  

[CLEARS THROAT] 
 

Troubadou: ALLO. C'EST MOI. 

[TAP TAP TAP]  

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING] 
 

Chorus on stage: ♪ COME, FRIENDS WHO PLOUGH THE SEA ♪ 
♪ TRUCE TO NAVIGATION ♪ 
♪ TAKE ANOTHER STATION... ♪ 
 

[SCREECH] 
 

[SINGING CONTINUES]  

[BOING]  

[PLUTO BARKING] 
 

Mickey: THAT-A BOY, PLUTO. FIND THE PRINCESS! 
 

Chorus on stage: ♪ WITH CAT-LIKE TREAD, UPON OUR PREY WE STEAL ♪ 
♪ IN SILENCE DREAD, OUR CAUTIOUS WAY WE FEEL ♪ 
♪ NO SOUND AT ALL, WE NEVER SPEAK A WORD ♪ 
 

[PLUTO GROWLING AND BARKING] 
 

Mickey: DID YOU FIND THE PRINCESS, BOY? 
 

(Pluto points at the chest with his nose) 

Mickey: GOOD WORK, PLUTO. 

Minnie: OUR BRAVE MUSKETEERS HAVE COME TO RESCUE US. 

Sue: They are here!  

Mickey: DON'T WORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS. WE'LL SAVE YOU. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, (draws his sword) DROP THE PRINCESS! 
 

Beagle Boy #2: WITH PLEASURE. 

Princess: AAH! OOH!  

[RATTLING]  

[SINGING] 
 

Chours on stage: ♪ POOR WANDERING ONES ♪  

(The fighting shows up on the stage) 

[GASPS] 
 

Women on stage: ♪ ...CAN HELP YOU FIND TRUE PEACE OF MIND-- ♪ 

[CHORUS SCREAMING] 
 

[SNORING] 
 

Pete: HUH? WHAT? 
WHA...WHAT? 
WHAT THE SAM HILL? 
THE PRINCESS! 
UH...DO SOMETHING! 
 

Beagle Boy #3: SIR. YES, SIR. 

Women: ♪ SCALING ROUGH AND RUGGED PASSES ♪ 
♪ CLIMB THE HEARTY LITTLE LASSES ♪ 
♪ TILL THE BRIGHT SEA-SHORE THEY GAIN ♪ 
 

Mickey: HOW DARE YOU TRY AND KIDNAP THE PRINCESS! 
NOBODY WALKS AWAY WITH THE PRINCESS 
WHILE MICKEY, DONALD, AND GOOFY ARE ON THE JOB!  

Goofy: 
HEY! SOMEONE'S WALKING AWAY WITH THE PRINCESS. 

Mickey: LET'S GET 'EM! 
 

Beagle Boy #3: HUH? AAH!  

[FIGHTING] 
 

Minnie: OH! 
 

[DONALD QUACKING] 
 

Man: ♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL ♪ 
♪ I'VE INFORMATION VEGETABLE, ANIMAL--HISTORICAL ♪ 
♪ FROM MARATHON TO WATERLOO IN ORDER CATEGORICAL ♪ 
♪ I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED, TOO ♪ 
♪ WITH MATTERS MATHEMATICAL ♪ 
♪ I UNDERSTAND EQUATIONS, BOTH THE SIMPLE AND QUADRATICAL ♪ 
♪ ABOUT BINOMIAL THEOREM ♪ 
♪ I AM TEEMING WITH A LOT OF NEWS ♪ 
♪ WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ♪ 
♪ ABOUT THE SQUARE OF THE HYPOTENUSE ♪ 
 

Chorus: ♪ WITH MANY CHEERFUL FACTS ♪ 
♪ ABOUT THE SQUARE OF THE HYPOTENUSE ♪ 
 

All: WHOA! 
WHOA! 
WHOA!  

[SINGING CONTINUES] 
 

Pete: SHE'S GETTING AWAY!  

Man: 
♪ I AM THE VERY MODEL ♪ 
♪ OF A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL ♪ 
 

[SCREECH]  

[SINGING CONTINUES] 
 

Mickey: PRINCESS! 
♪ SUCH AFFAIRS AS SORTIES AND SURPRISES I'M MORE WARY AT ♪ 
♪ AND WHEN I KNOW PRECISELY WHAT IS MEANT BY COMMISSARIAT ♪ 
♪ WHEN I KNOW MORE OF TACTICS THAn A NOVICE IN A NUNNERY-- ♪ 
 

[CRASH] 
 

Mickey: OUCH. 

[PLLLT]  

[SINGING CONTINUES] 
 

[CRASH] 
 

Pete: TWO DOWN, AND SEVEN TO GO. 

Doraemon: Do you think you can open the chest? 

Mickey: I...ALMOST GOT IT. 

Minnie: OH, NO! LOOK OUT! 
 

Sue: Doraemon! Noby! 

Mickey: WHAT? 
 

Pete: THIS IS IT, SQUEAKY-- MANO Y MOUSE-O. 

(Chorus on the stage gasp and run) 

[SILENCE]  

[TAP TAP TAP] 
 

[ORCHESTRA PLAYING] 
 

Pete: HA HA! 
HOO HOO! 
HA HA! 
 

Mickey: HA HA! 
 

Pete: HO HO! 
 

Mickey: UH-OH. 

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 
 

Mickey: HUH! UH... 

Pete: IT'S ALL OVER, MICKEY, 
YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE. 
AND NOW WITH YOU FINALLY OUT OF THE WAY, 
GETTING RID OF THE PRINCESS 
WILL BE EASY AS PIE. 

[DING] 
 

Mickey: HUH. WANT TO BET? 
 

Pete: THAT'S A SUCKER BET. 

Donald: YEAH, AND YOU'RE THE SUCKER! 
 

Mickey: READY, MUSKETEERS? 
 

Together: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL. 

Pete: UH-OH. 

Donald: HOW'S THIS FOR A COWARD? (pokes Pete's eyes) 
 

Pete: OW! 
 

Goofy: HOW'S THIS FOR A DOOFUS? 
OOH! HOO HOO! 
 

Mickey: AND I MAY BE SMALL, PETE, 
BUT I'VE GOT FRIENDS THAT MAKE ME 10 FEET TALL. 

Pete: AW, NUTS. 

(Mickey punches Pete and cut Pete's wooden leg) 

Doraemon and Mickey: TIMBER!  

Pete: 
I HATE HAPPY ENDINGS. 

[CRASH]  

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]  

[AUDIENCE SIGHS] 

(Clarabelle appears) 

[BANG] 
 

Goofy: HA HA. HYUH. 

[DAISY KISSING] 
 

Minnie: DAISY. ARE YOU KISSING A COMMONER? 
 

Daisy: HA HA HA. C'EST LA VIE. [KISS] 
 

Minnie: OH... C'EST L'AMORE! 
[KISS]  

[CHORUS SINGING] 
 

Troubadou: UH! 

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