Iron Otis/Transcript

Iron Otis
Season 2, Episode 13a
Written by	LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by	LegoKyle14
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Here's 24rd episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The episode opens where we see Freddy watching television)

• Chef Big Bones: Mmmm. Don't that smell good yeah! That's Chef Big Bones' deep-fried chickon. Now shake a little of Chef Big Bones' Five Alarm Cajun spice right on there and pop that delicious chickon right in your face hole (bites chickon) That's good chickon, I guarantee!
• Peck: (comes by) Hey, Freddy.
• Freddy: (freaks out and turns off TV) I was sleep walking! I'm not watching a meat grilling show! That would be disgusting and totally out of character me!
• Peck: Yeah, sure would. Hey, we're playing kickball.
• -You wanna come with?
• Freddy: Uh, maybe later.
• -Ok, well we're behind the barn if you change your mind.
• Freddy: Ok, sure. Again, not a meat show. (turns television back on)
• Chef Big Bones: And now, it's time for to reveal the winner of Chef Big Bones' fan recipe competition! And the winner is....

(Later, at the back of the barnyard everyone is getting ready to play kickball)

• Otis: Pig, last chance to play kickball!
• Pig: (in his mud hole) Do I have to get up?
• Otis: Yes, generally you have to stand to do things.
• Pig: Ah, then I'll pass.
• Eeyore: It Figures.
• Winnie the Pooh: Ok, who wants to be team captains?
• Buford: I got this.
• Lynn: So do I.
• -Ok, let's get things started. Burford and Lynn pick your teams.
• Lynn: I'll take you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
• Buford: And I'll take the rest of them.
• -Fair enough. Lynn's team kicks first.
• Lynn: Nice.
• -Ok, whose the our best kicker?
• -Base, on these stats best to start off with Otis. That when one of us goes, he'll make it home for sure.
• Lynn: Otis get in there.
• Otis: I won't let you down.
• -You got this Otis!
• -Come on Abby strike him out!
• Abby: Considerate done!
• Otis: Bring it, lady cow! They don't call me Grand Lord Imperial Ball Kicking Wizard for nothing.
• -Nobody calls you that.
• Otis: I know. Why is that?
• -Cause it weird and too to say?
• Otis: Maybe.
• Abby: Here it comes! (rolls ball)

(Otis is about to kick the ball until Freddy's screams cause him to flip and fall on his back.)

• Freddy: (jumping around hysterically repeating) I won!
• Narrator: 45 minutes later....
• Freddy: (continuing saying) I won! I won! I won! (hit in the face with the kickball)
• Scruffy: Nice shot.
• Pip: It needed to be done.
• -Yet you could have do that when he first started.
• Pip: I didn't know he had it in him.
• -So Freddy, what's going on?
• Freddy: I won Chef Big Bones' Minone Fan recipe contest!
• Pig: Oh, Chef Big Bones. He's the one who says, "That's one good chick-on right there"!
• Abby: Yeah, he says, "Pop that chick-on right in your face hole"!
• Otis: And then he goes, "Wash that chick-on down with chick-on grease, I guarantee"!
• Pip: And put that spicky, five alarm powder on that chick-on!

(Everyone gets excited until Peck comes back)

• Peck: Uh, guys? Are you aware that chick-on means chicken?
• -What? That can't be true.
• -Actually, it is true. Right in this book.
• -What book?
• -The Big Book of Phrasing Words in a Famous Accent.
• -Egad, he's right!

(Everyone is shocked and glares at Freddy)

• Otis: Freddy, how could you summit a recipe to an animal-roasting show?!
• Freddy: No, it's not what you think! My recipe uses a soy-based, rooster, substitute called tofrooster.
• Announcer: Tofrooster!
• Freddy: Anyway, he's cooking my recipe tomorrow night on live TV. And I want you all to be in the audience. Who knows. Maybe if this goes well, I could even get my own cooking show.
• Otis: (to audience) What would that be like?

(Flashes to Freddy's own cooking show)

• Freddy: Let's see how our seafood bisk turned out. (looks inside pot then attacked by a shark)
• -Yeeaaah, not the best show.

• (The next day, at Chef Big Bones studio)
• Chef Big Bones: (spits out an onion) You called this fresh onion?!?! I call it an abomination. We go on the air in one hour and I need a fresh onion. (throws it at a security guard)
• Freddy: Uh, sir. I'm Freddy Notaferret.
• Chef Big Bones: Oh, there he is; the winner of my competition. Your recipe; she's a thing of beauty; The garlic, the onion; I need to make on modification
• Freddy: Modification
• Chef Big Bones: Modification

(Both goes back and forth on "tion")

• Chef Big Bones: That's right. I got to use a real rooster
• Freddy: What?!?! But what about the tofooster
• Chef Big Bones: Yeah, that taste like hot garbage. Ain't nobody eating that.
• Freddy: Well, I won't allow it! Roosters are kind loyal animals, who make wonderful roommates.
• -(whispers) Freddy.
• Freddy: Probably.
• Chef Big Bones: Fine. You don't like it, there's a fake kitchen door
• Freddy: Fine, I'm leaving. I bid you good day, sir.
• Chef Big Bones: Good day to you then

(Both goes back and forth again)

• Freddy: You sure you won't reconsider? (slammed in the face)
• Otis: So....how'd it go?
• Freddy: Terrible! Big Bones is planning to use a real rooster in my recipe
• -And what did you say?
• Freddy: I told him, I'm no part of this delicious travesty.
• -What now?
• Freddy: You know what I mean! I'm outta here.

(Everyone agrees and storms off with Freddy except for Peck)

• -Guys, wait a minute. We can't go.
• -Why not?
• Peck: There's a poor defenless rooster somewhere backstage, who needs our help.
• Otis: Peck's right! This situation demands action! Let's write a strongly-worded letter!
• Pip: Shouldn't we find the rooster and bust him out?
• Otis: Also a good plan! Remind me to write you a thank you letter.
• -Why not thank him now?
• Otis: Guys, why do hate letters?!
• -Who reads letters now?
• -Mostly any hate message is done by email.
• Otis: Stay sharp, guys. We have to find that rooster, no matter how cunnily hidden, how deviously concealed, how
• Abby: (finds the rooster easily under a tarp) Found him!
• Rooster: (caws)
• Peck: (takes off disguise) Don't be frighten. We're here to save you.
• Rooster: Save me? You mean these are not the auditions for the Seattle Opera?
• Peck: No. It's a cooking show! You're about to be deep-fried and eaten on live TV.
• Rooster: (speaking Italian)
• Peck: Come on. Let's get you out of there.
• Chef Big Bones: Hey! What chay'll doing with my rooster
• Rooster: Later! (zips away)
• Otis: Ahh, why Chef Big Bone, this so...LEAVE NOW!!!

(Everyone runs away in various directions until Big Bones grabs Peck)

• Chef Big Bones: You thought you could get away, huh rooster? You got a date with the deep fry, I guarantee
• Peck: (gulps)

(Outside, everyone regroups and takes a breather)

• Otis: Phew, that was close.
• Pip: Wait a minute! Where's Peck?
• Abby: There he is!
• Otis: Oh no. They got Peck.
• Abby: We gotta bust him out before they cook him!
• Otis: We can't. The guard's putting him under lockdown. Our only chance is to grab him when Big Bones brings him out on stage. And Pig's gonna help us do it
• Pig: (sitting in a mudhole) Will there big movement involved?
• Otis: Yes. Remember what I said about standing and doing things
• Pig: All....right.

(Later on the show)

• Announcer: It's time for Chillin and Grillin, with your host, Chef Big Bones Mion)
• Chef Big Bones: Who's gonna be loving some, chickon! Good, good, good. Well tonight, Chef Big Bones is loving a deep fried rooster!
• Freddy: The show's starting.
• Pig: I don't know, Otis. You really think this is gonna work
• Otis: Of course this will work. You just go out there and challenge Big Bones to a chef off; and when he bring out Peck, you'd be right there to grab him
• -And don't worry. We'll be your souf chefs just in case.
• Pig: Alright, I'll do it. I'll do it for Peck

(Suddenly, Pig gets his leg caught in a bear trap, banged his head into a pole and a stage lamp knocks him out cold)

• All: PIG!!!!
• Otis: Sweet cud, he's out cold!
• Pip: Now who's gonna grab Peck?
• Freddy: Well, I got him into this. So Otis is just gonna have to get him out
• Otis: (to Abby) That's very brave of you, Otis. Your sacrifice will not be...Oh wait, I'm Otis.
• -Yeah. (to Freddy) And don't you think you should do it?
• -Since this is mostly your fault.
• Freddy: There's no time to assign blame here.
• -He's got a point. We gotta save Peck and get Otis in a chef's costume.
• -Fine. But we're gonna talk about this later!
• Chef Big Bones: Now lets cut up some of that yellow pepper. (cuts some up) That's one of the prettish pepper, I tell y'all what. If that yellow pepper was a woman, I would marry her and would have yellow pepper children. (kisses it until Otis,???, and ??? burst in)
• Otis: (in Italian accent) STOP!!!
• Chef Big Bones: So what in the meaning of this disruption
• Otis: I'm the world famous chef Luigi Capellini; and these are a few of me sous-chefs: Alexandra Ravioli and Emile Macaroni.
• Luan: And we challenge you Big Bones to....A CHEF OFF!!
• Crowd: (gasps)
• Otis: That's right. No chef can not refused the challenge on live TV.
• -So we challenge you...
• -On LIVE TV.
• -So, what do you say Big Bone.
• -
• -Or just run like a turkey.
• Crowd: (cheers for Chef-Off)
• Chef Big Bones: Well I got to protect my reputation. Alright, we're gonna have a old fashion Chef-Off.
• Otis: Well, then. Now, bring out the rooster you must've hidden backstage, so we can cook him, eh?
• Chef Big Bones: Now hold on. Everybody knows a Chef-Off has three rounds: Salad, Ice Sculpture, then the entree.
• Otis: Im'a know that. Im'a know that. All these things you say with your mouth, I already know
• Chef Big Bones: Then let the Chef-Off begin!
• -Ladies and Gentlemen, food lovers and food cravers alike. Welcome to the Chef-Off!
• -Tonight, cajun chef Big Bones has been challenged by Luigi Capellini and his team of sous chefs to see who is a better master of cusine. I'm your host  ????? and with me is my co-host ?????
• -Good to be here ?????. So with out further delay, get to cooking.
• Crowd: (cheers)
• Audience Memeber: Cook food!
• Anouncer: Round 1: Salad.
• ????: Now since, the team of chefs issued that challenge, Big Bones goes first.

(Big Bones does his dish with fast speed and spits out a hand made flower to place on top)

• Crowd: Wow!!!
• ???: Impressive. I give 9 points for presentation and taste.
• ???: I'm giving 7. The food is good but no putting toppings in your mouth.
• Big Bones: Beat that, Chef Luigi.
• Otis: Ha, your salad she's making me laugh. Ha ha ha. Ravioli, Macroni, show this cream puff how it's done.
• -Got it.

(Both chefs worked together to make thier presentation)

• -We give to you: Insalata Frittata.
• Crowd: Oooh!!!
• -Presentation is good and the taste is amazing! 9 points.
• -I agree. Small in size, but very filling. 10 points!
• -Guess the first round goes to Luigi!

(Backstage)

• -Yes, we won the first round!
• Abby: Yep, we just need to buy enough time to grab Peck when Big Bones brings him out.
• Pig: Hey, guys. Am I too late to help? (slips on banana and various things drops on him)
• Announcer: Round 2: Ice Sculpture!

(Big Bones works with fast pace with a chisel and made a sculpture of Michelangelo's David)

• -Ooh, Michelangelo's David.
• -Very classy. 10 points each!

(Otis pulls out chainsaw and shreds the ice all the way down to a ice cube)

• Otis: Imma make the ice cube.
• -Uh, (whisper to Otis) no offense, Otis. Needs work.
• -Agreed. Sorry to say but, 2 points!
• Otis: Each?
• -No just 2.
• Audience Member: That stinks.

(Audience boos at Otis and throws tomatoes)

• Otis: Hey, let's get to the entree.
• Chef Big Bones: Well that's alright with me, chef. Now for Big Bones to deep fry me some rooster (pulls a lever and a cage lowers Peck down)
• Otis: No, stop!
• Big Bones: Better get away from my rooster (tackles Otis)

(Both of them kept pulling the lever back and forth until it breaks going down)

• Big Bones: En guarde. (Grabs big spatula and Otis grabs a fish and sword fights)

(Knowing he was running out of time, Otis grabs a pair of tongs and rips Big Bones mustache off and it falls into a skillet causing it to smoke. Otis jumps over the oil and saves Peck)

• Otis: Sorry Big Bone, but this rooster is not on the menu
• Hilly Burford: In our final story, local chef Big Bones Mion's new recipe for mustache jambalya is taking the county by storm
• Big Bones: That's right. It's like a vacation in your mouth hole, I guarantee.
• Hilly Burford: Mmmm, that's good mustache. (feels weird) Hey, I don't feel to good
• Abby: Otis, I can't believe that phony Big Bones is getting the credit for your mustache recipe.
• Otis: Who cares? Freddy's imitation rooster is awesome.

(Everyone agrees)

• Pip: Hey, wait a minute. Where's Peck?

(Everyone stops eating for a moment and screams thinking they ate Peck)

• Peck: Hey, guys. What'cha doing?

(Everyone feels relief)

• Otis: I don't want to even tell you what we were thinking.
• Freddy: That the secret ingredient of tofrooster is dandruff? How'd you guess?

(Everyone screams again in horror, including Hilly Burford with indegestion, and the Rooster before sings)