Mal singing Battle of the Bands
This is how Mal's Battle of the Bands goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.
[Mal peaks out from the curtains and turns to Airazor and Divebomb]
Mal: Remember, boys. I want to save the juicy stuff for when my true energy is conserved.
[Airazor and Divebomb nod]
Announcer: Next up, Mal.
Mal: Wish me luck.
[Mal steps out onto the stage opens his mouth and starts to vocalize]
Mal: Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~
Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~
Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~
Ah, ahh-ahh, ahh-ahh!~
I heard you wanna get together~
I heard you want to rock this school~
I've thought of something that is better~
Something that changes all the rules~
Why pretend we're all the same~
When some of us shine brighter~
(Shine brighter)
Here's a chance to find your flame~
Are you a loser or a fighter?~
Me and you, you and me~
Why don't we see who is better?~
We don't have to be one and the same thing~
Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~
Are you afraid of failing the audition?~
You're the star and you should know it~
Yeah, you rise above the rest~
It doesn't matter who you hurt~
If you're just proving you're the best~
Ah, ahh-ahh-ahhh!~
Battle!~
You wanna win it~
Let's have a battle, battle of the bands!~
Let's have a battle!~
We'll go all in it~
Let's have a battle, battle, battle!~
Battle of the Bands!~
Battle!~
Courtney: I could beat you, Scott!
Mal: Battle!~
Scott: Hah! No way, Courtney!
Mal: Battle!~
Heather: I so want this!
Mal: Battle!~
Duncan (Total Drama): Not if I get it first!
Mal and Total Drama Casts: Me and you, you and me~
Why don't we see who is better?~
We don't have to be one and the same thing~
Oh, what's so wrong with a little competition?~
Total Drama Casts: I'm going out and winning the audition~
Mal and Total Drama Casts: Battle!~
We wanna win it~
Let's have a battle, battle of the bands!~
Let's have a battle!~
We'll go all in it~
Let's have a battle, battle, battle!~
Battle of the Bands!~
Evil Ryan: [clapping his hands] Bravo, Mal! Well done! You did well like us and the Dazzlings!
Mal: I know.
Evil Ryan: C'mon, Bertram and Evil Anna. Let's use our pendants to absorb the negative energy.
Mal: Uh-Uh-Uh. I'm the one who discovered it first. So, that means it belongs to me, all of it. [absorbs the negative energy into his pendant]
Evil Ryan: It's ok. My friends and I will have some in our performance.
Mal: [stops him from walking off] Better watch your step, pal! Because, this world and its inhabitants are all mine!
Evil Ryan: Ok, buddy. You know the name for Bertram's, Evil Anna's, and my band? The Dazzlings are already taken.
Mal: We were a band once. But from now on, I'm a one man band. [throws Evil Ryan aside]
Evil Ryan: You're on your own, buddy.[coughs] Bertram. Evil Anna. Have you two thought up a name for our band?
Evil Anna: Not yet.
Mal: See you in the finals, losers. [laughs evilly as he walks off]
Bertram T. Monkey: Bye, Mal! Let me think. Hmm. What our band name could be?
Evil Anna: Ooh. How about the Evil Twins?
Evil Ryan: No, Evil Anna. That will confuse us with the two characters from Crash Twinsanity.
Bertram T. Monkey: Well, have you got any ideas?
Evil Ryan: Let me think.[thinks until a lightbulb appears above his head] I got it!
Bertram T. Monkey: What is it?
Evil Ryan: I thought up a good name for our band.
Bertram T. Monkey: What's it gonna be called?
Evil Ryan: It will be called the Cyberlings.
Evil Anna: Good name, Evil Ryan. [sighs] I hope Mal is enjoying basking in his victory.
Evil Ryan: I think so too, Evil Anna. Look out, Mal. There's a new band in town and they are the Cyberlings!
[Later]
Evil Ryan: Ok. We should sing Under Our Spell. And remember, we want to safe the good stuff for when our true power has been powered up.[his pendant glows orange]
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Okay. [their pendants glow blue and purple]
[The Cyberlings walk up to the stage and the song Under Our Spell starts playing]
The Cyberlings: Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Evil Ryan: Now that you're under our spell~
Blindsided by the beat~
Clapping your hands, stomping your feet~
You didn't know that you fell~
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~
Evil Ryan: Now you've fallen under our spell~
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~
The Cyberlings: We've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
We say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
We've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
We say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under our spell~
Evil Ryan: Listen to the sound of my voice~
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Evil Ryan: Soon you'll find you don't have a choice~
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh~
Evil Ryan: Captured in the web of my song~
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Evil Ryan: Soon you'll all be singing along~
Evil Anna and Bertram T. Monkey: Oh, whoa, oh~
The Cyberlings: We've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
We say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
We've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
We say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under our spell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under our...~
Evil Ryan: Spell~ [laughs crazily]
Mal: [sarcastically] Bravo! Wow! What a brillaint performance!
Evil Ryan: Hope you enjoy the finals, Mal! Because you're going down in style.
Bertram T. Monkey: Before we say the name of our band, let me and my friends use our pendants to absorb the negative energy.
[Before they can, Mal pushes them aside and absorbs it into his pendant]
Evil Ryan: Give me that thing![rips the pendant off Mal's neck then Evil Ryan, Bertram and Evil Anna absorbs the negative energy into their pendants]
[Mal growls and snatches the pendant back and continues absorbing the negative energy]
Bertram T. Monkey: Let us have some, Mal.
[Evil Ryan's, Bertram's and Evil Anna's pendants glow and the negative energy is absorbed]
[Mal sucks more of it in and absorbs it to the last bit]
Mal: Okay. Now it's my turn.
Evil Ryan: We absorbed some of it, Mal. I'm sorry. That pendant means a lot to you.
Mal: Now it's time for my performance. [pushes past Evil Anna] Excuse em moi.
Evil Anna: Wait! We haven't say the name of our band yet.
Mal: Ugh! Fine. But make it quick.
Evil Ryan: Our band is the Cyberlings.
Mal: Great name. But, if you'll excuse me, I have a performance to do.
Evil Ryan: Ok, Mal. [hand shakes Mal] Good luck and save some negative energy for us.
[Mal walks off and he watches his pendant glow]
[The curtains open and Mal begins his song]
Mal: Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under my spell~
Blindsided by the beat~
Clapping your hands, stomping your feet~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~
Now you've fallen under my spell~
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh~
I've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
I say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
I've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
I say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under my spell~
Listen to the sound of my voice~
Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Soon you'll find you don't have a choice~
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh~
Captured in the web of my song~
Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Soon you'll all be singing along~
Oh, whoa, oh~
I've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
I say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
I've got the music makes you move it~
Got the song that makes you lose it~
I say "jump", you say "how high?"~
Put your hands up to the sky~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under my spell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
You didn't know that you fell~
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh~
Now that you're under my spell~ [maniacle laughter]
Evil Ryan: Bravo, Mal. That's very nice singing.
Mal: True. But remember, when my true energy is conserved, nothing will be able stop me. Not even you Cyberlings.
Evil Ryan: Ok. We'll split the negative energy 50-50. Right, Mal?
Mal: Deal. [shake's Evil Ryan's hand]
Evil Ryan: Thanks, pal.[to Bertram and Evil Anna] Let's use our pendants to absorb the negative energy. Only this time with Mal.
[Mal and the Cyberlings absorb the negative energy into their pendants]
Evil Ryan: You feel that friends? Our true powers are been powered up.
Evil Anna: [smiles]
Bertram T. Monkey: I can feel it, Evil Ryan. Airachnid. Tell us what bands are competing in the Semi-finals?
Airachnid: Mal and the Total Dramas.
Evil Ryan: See, Mal? Airachnid is fallen under our spell.
Mal: I can see that.
Evil Anna: Don't know what happens if the Total Dramas don't make it to their set or held up for some reason.
Mal: I'm going to get someone to help me with that.
Evil Ryan: Who?
Mal: Oh. Like, you wouldn't want to know. [walks off]
Evil Ryan: Let's follow Mal, friends.
[Later]
Jose: This is a travesty! A travesty!
Mal: It really is, Jose. The Total Dramas don't deserve to be in the finals. Not when your band was so much better in the semis. And wanted it so much more. Alas, this is the way it's going to be. Mal vs. Total Dramas. Unless, of course, the Total Dramas don't manage to make it to their set or held up for some reason.
Jose: Hmm... [sinister chuckling]
Mal: Oh. I get it. You've got the perfect idea.
[Evil Ryan, Evil Anna and Bertram are watching]
Evil Ryan: What did Mal said to Jose?
Evil Anna: Well, duh, he said what the Dazzlings said to Trixie.
Evil Ryan: You're right, Evil Anna. We should help Jose.
Evil Anna: No. We can't. If Mal sees us, he'll blow us to pieces.
Bertram T. Monkey:[gulps] You're right, Evil Anna. We don't have the abilities to change appearance like the Changelings.
Evil Ryan: You're right. We need a better plan.
Evil Anna: We should disguise ourselves as the Dazzlings.
Evil Ryan: A nice idea. But I don't I'll look in a dress.
Bertran T. Monkey:[giggles] Yes, Evil Ryan. You can dress up like Adagio Dazzle.
Evil Ryan: [looks at him and growls]
Bertram T. Monkey: Ok. I'll dress up like Aria Blaze.
Evil Ryan: Fine. But as long I play Sonata, I'm cool. Wait! Me and Bertram should dress as the male versions of Sonata and Aria.
Evil Anna: That leaves me to dress up like Adagio Dazzle.
[Later]
Evil Ryan: How do I look?
Evil Anna: You two look great when you're the boy versions of Sonata and Aria.
Bertram T. Monkey: Yup. And you're awesome as Adagio.
Evil Ryan: Okay. [whistles] Here we go.
Bertram T. Monkey: Ok. Oh, Mal. Look at my earrings.
Mal: Very nice, Anthem Flare.
Evil Ryan: I know, Mal. We sing, like, all the time. It's how we get people to do what we want.
Bertram T. Monkey: [whispers] Hey, Don't say what Sonata said.
Evil Ryan: Can we get this show on the road?
Mal: Hey who are you?
Evil Ryan: I'm one of the Mezmerizers, Sonant Midnight.
Mal: And your friend here is Anthem Flare?
Evil Ryan: Yes. Yes he is.
Evil Anna: Hi.
Mal: Hello, Adagio.
Evil Anna: I'd advice not to get to typicall with these boys. Their leader thinks they're idiots and I feel sorry for them.
Mal: You got a good heart, Adagio. I see you got a reputation with the Dazzlings.
Evil Anna: I know. But I've changed.
Evil Ryan: Yeah. Adagio is quite the sweetheart. Right, Mal?
[Mal nods]
Bertram T. Monkey: I heard you want to trap the Total Dramas.
Mal: Oh, not me, Jose' gonna do it. So that I don't have to do it myself.
Evil Anna:[speaks like Adagio Dazzle] Oh yes. I hope their friends leader is fine after The Dazzlings' Good Turn.
Mal: Me too.
Evil Ryan: Did you know that the Mezmerizers have earrings that feed off negative energy and control people with our singing?
Mal: Yep.
Evil Ryan: I thought that the Mezmerizers can put Sci-Twi and Ryan under our spell, like what the Dazzlings does.
Mal: Pfft. Like that would ever happen.
Bertram T. Monkey: Well this Crash's adventure team founder Ryan F-Freeman isn't immune to our singing. We could put him under our spell like what Adagio and her sisters does.
Evil Anna: Okay. Well, we've got to go. Bye, Mal.
Bertram T. Monkey: See you later, Mal.
[Later]
Evil Ryan: That did the trick.[coughs] Let's hope Jose traps the Total Dramas.
Evil Anna: But it was Mal's idea to manipulate him into doing so.
Bertram T. Monkey: You're right, Evil Anna. Airachnid. Go check if the Total Dramas are trapped under the stage.
Airachnid: Okay. [does so] Nope. Not yet.
Evil Ryan: Come on. We've gotta warn them.
Bertram T. Monkey: Ok, Evil Ryan. I hope Gwen like our band name.
[Meanwhile]
Ryan F-Freeman: What is that band singing?
Mike: I think Evil Ryan has thought up a name for it, Ryan. At least they warned my friends.
[Jose shows up]
Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, Jose. What brings you here?
Jose: I just let you know that I'm happy for you, Ryan.[hugs Ryan] Plus, [clears his throat] I desire to be in the Finals and will not be rejected.
Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. I hope Mal's friends formed a band. I gotta go.[runs off]
[Jose clicks his fingers]
Matau T. Monkey: Right behind you, Master Ryan.[follows Ryan]
[A trap door opens]
Mike: Huh? Odd?
[The Total Dramas fall in]
Mike: You let Ryan and Matau go, Jose?
Jose: Yes. Matau has his own band. Plus, [clears throat] see you later.
Mike: Ok. [hugs Jose] Good luck you'll need it.[jumps in through the trap door]
[Jose laughs evilly]
Evil Ryan: Wow! I didn't know Jose give them the shove.
Evil Anna: He didn't shove them. He pulled the leaver.
Bertram T. Monkey: [sighs] Go back to sleep, Evil Anna.
[that night]
Jose: You'd better believe~
I've got tricks up my sleeve~
Ryan F-Freeman: Wow! I love Jose singing. The stars are out.
Matau T. Monkey: Yeah, Master Ryan.
[Under the stage]
Duncan (Total Drama): [grunting]