The World's Greatest Criminal Mind is a song in The Great Mouse Detective.
Lyrics[]
The Great Mouse Detective[]
Ratigan: From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job
That cunning display that made Londoners sob
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked of course
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain
Chorus: Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You're the best of the worst around
Oh, Ratigan
Oh, Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
The world's greatest criminal mind
Chorus: Oh, Ratigan
Oh, Ratigan
You're tops and that's that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
To Ratigan the world's greatest rat
Chorus: Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You're more evil than even you
Oh, Ratigan
Oh, Ratigan
You're one of a kind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
The world's greatest criminal mind
Irontail's Version[]
January Q. Irontail: From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job
That cunning display that made Londoners sob
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked of course
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain
Weasel Chorus: Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You're the best of the worst around
Oh, Irontail
Oh, Irontail
The rest fall behind
To Irontail
To Irontail
The world's greatest criminal mind
January Q. Irontail: When these dark and devilish urges guide me
This cruel and unusual gift that's inside me
By Scampering up and tampering with
And hampering time and becoming a myth
Picking them off one by one
Picking them off just for fun
Such privilege my view from the bridge
As all of them bobbed and sank
But now this matchless plot has been hatching
A much more unnatural prank
Weasel Chorus: Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You're more evil than even you
Oh, Irontail
Oh, Irontail
You're one of a kind
To Irontail
To Irontail
The world's greatest criminal mind
Fortissi-Band Crusher's version[]
Fortissi-Band Crusher: From the man that brought you the attempted Multivseral Destruction
The head that made headlines in every Nishida Machi newspaper
And wondrous things like the Monstro job
That cunning display that made the citizens run in terror
Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked of course
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain
Squad X: Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the people and heroes you killed?
You're the best of the worst around
Oh, Fortissi
Oh, Fortissi
The rest fall behind
To Fortissi
To Fortissi
The world's greatest criminal mind
Fortissi-Band Crusher: When these dark and evil urges guide me
This cruel and vile gift that's inside me
By scampering up and tampering with
And hampering time and becoming a legend
Picking them off one by one
Picking them off just for fun
Such privilege my view from the city
As all of them painced and ran
But now this matchless plot has been hatching
A much more vile plan
Squad X: Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You're more evil than even you
Oh, Fortissi
Oh, Fortissi
You're one of a kind
To Fortissi
To Fortissi
The world's greatest criminal mind