This is how finding Starscream goes in Happy Hooves.
[Starlight Glimmer, the Autobots, Mumble, Gloria and the Amigos peck their way over an ice field]
Mumble: Don't worry, Starlight. When I was your age, I got laughed at a lot. But everything got better in the end.
Ramon: Amigo, you're not making her feel any better.
Mumble: Sorry. But look, all I'm saying is, all you gotta do is find out what happened to the Energon.
Rinaldo: How she gonna do that?
Mumble: She'll think of something.
Starlight Glimmer: The Mystic Beings.
The others: Huh?
Starlight Glimmer: I'm gonna talk to the Mystic Beings.
Lombardo: How you gonna find Mystic Beings?
Starlight Glimmer: Starscream.
Nestor: Why?
Mumble: Yeah, he's a Decepticon. You're enemy. He doesn't like you. He doesn't like you at all.
Starlight Glimmer: That's okay. I'll appeal to his better nature.
Raul: How you gonna do that?
Lombardo: Cruel and unusual punishment?
Rinaldo: Unimaginable torture?
Ramon: Imaginable torture?
Nestor: Your dancing and singing?
The others: No!
Gloria: [slightly angelic] Can anybody find me~
Mumble: [sarcastically] Oh, Gloria, stop. What a racket.
Rinaldo: You're breaking the ice!
Lombardo: Avalanche!
Starlight Glimmer: Oh. Hardy-ha-ha. Very funny.
[Moments later, the Autobots, Starlight, Mumble, Gloria and the Amigos arrive at the Harbinger. They step inside but find no sign of Starscream]
Starlight Glimmer: Starscream, you there?! [echoes] Starscream! [echoes]
[The sound of Starscream groaning in pain can be heard not too far off. The gang moves on]
Nestor: Starscream.
[They come to the laboratory finding Starscream inside, still and motionless]
Nestor: Starscream?
Arcee: Is this a bad time?
Wheeljack: Look, Scream, I know we don't have an appointment but...
Starlight Glimmer: Just one question and I want a straight answer. Where do I find these so called Unicron Servants?
[Starscream just groans in response. Starlight kicks a stone at him, still nothing]
Bulkhead: Why doesn't he just turn around and attack us?
[They cautiously approach Starscream as he suddenly starts moving]
Smokescreen: Hey, Scream, you alright?
[Starscream turns and staggers towards them]
Lombardo: Oh, no! He's possessed!
Rinaldo: Oh, no!
Raul: It's a seizure. It's a seizure!
[Starscream falls over]
Nestor: Open his mouth!
Lombardo: Grab his tongue!
Starlight Glimmer: No, no! He's choking!
Ratchet: She's right! That thing around his neck, it's way too tight!
Raul: Well, why didn't you say so?
Ramon: Come on! On three! Ono, Dos, Tres!
[The Amigos try to pull it off but to no avail]
Mumble: Amigos! Amigos! Stop! You're hurting him!
[They let go and Starscream slumps back down]
Ramon: All better?
[Starlight looks at Ratchet, nodding. Ratchet goes over to Starscream]
Ratchet: I'm a medic. Let me handle this. [as the Amigos back up, he kneels down next to Starscream] Air levels are poor. He's losing air fast.
[Starlight approaches Starscream and looks down at him]
Starlight Glimmer: Starscream, how did you get that thing around your neck?
Lombardo: It was bestowed on him!
Raul: By the Unicron Servants!
[Starscream shakes his head to say no]
Starlight Glimmer: They didn't bestow it?
[Starscream shakes again]
Ramon: Oh, come on! He not know what he's saying!
[Starscream sits up making flight motions with his arms]
Starlight Glimmer: You were flying and it just got caught around your neck!
Nestor: No way! He the guru!
[Starscream holds up a hand for silence]
Ratchet: Starscream. Did you ever actually meet a Unicron Servant? Officially?
[Starscream shakes his head]
Rinaldo: I knew it! It's all a lie.
Starlight Glimmer: But this belongs to someone. And if we could find them, I bet you they can take it off.
Ratchet: That's not actually a bad idea. What do you say, Scream? Show us where you found them and I'm sure they can help us. You and us both.
[Starscream stands and starts stomping]
Mumble: Okay, it's two words. Three syllables.
Rinaldo: You're dying?
Ramon: No. Past. Past. Your past life.
[Starscream makes fart noises]
Rinaldo: You're passing gas.
[Starscream starts making an elephant sounds]
Raul: Aye-ye-ye. Now he thinks he's an elephant seal.
[Starscream points to the mountains]
Arcee: No. Go over the mountains.
Nestor: To the land of the elephants of elephant seals.
Starlight Glimmer: Beyond the land of the elephant seals.
Ratchet: Beyond the land of the elephant seals!
[They cheer as Starscream loses his balance and falls over again]