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Four Leaf Otis
Season 2, Episode 49a
Back at the Barnyard Four Leaf Otis
Written by LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
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Here's 43th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(Everyone was sleeping until they were waken by Otis with his air horn)

  • Otis: Top of the morning.

(Everyone was angry at Otis)

  • Otis: (putting green hats on everyone) Faith and Begorra. Liam Nesson. Kiss me blarney stone.
  • Pip: What's with the green hats and the being cheerful?
  • Otis: Wake up and smell the shamrocks, people. Today's St. Patrick's Day.
  • Cosmo: Oooh. That's close to my favorite holiday, Leprechanuka!
  • Wanda: Cosmo, there's no such thing as Leprechanuka.
  • Lincoln: Yeah, it sounds kinda wierd.
  • Cosmo: What if I told you, Leprechanuka was a school holiday.
  • Timmy: I love Leprechanuka!
  • Lincoln: Me too.
  • Peck: Gee, Otis, I didn't know you were a big fan of Irish culture?
  • Otis: If by Irish culture, you mean green money, than, aye, laddie.
  • Sunset Shimmer: What are you talking about?
  • Otis: Today's the day the Farmer makes half of his money selling his potato crop at the Saint Patty's Spud Fair.

(At the Fair)

  • Auctioner: Do I hear $45? $45, $45, $45, $45. $50, $55, here me holler another dollar. $56, do i hear $57? $57, $57. Sold to the creepy hillbilly in the front row.
  • Hillbilly: (goofy laugh) I won! I won! I won! (laughs)
  • Otis: Once people get a whiff of the farmer's crop, his potatoes will bring in a fortune!
  • Abby: A whiff?
  • Human Applejack: Wait of a minute! Please don't tell us that, you sprayed the potatoes with some artificial odor enhancer?
  • Otis: Good idea. I won't tell you that.
  • Narrator: Wait for it...
  • Otis: I SPRAYED THE POTATOES WITH ARTIFICIAL ODOR ENHANCER!!!! (pulls of a bottle) Behold Eau De Spud number 5.

(In a black and white commercial)

  • Otis: Aggression.Obsession.Detention. (whispers] Spud.
  • Abby: Otis, that was creepy.

(Lucy made her appearances unecpeted)

  • Lucy: It was my idea.

(Everyone scream and got scared)

  • Lincoln: Would it kill ya to not put us in our graves?
  • Lucy: I rather wear pink.
  • Sora: Should have guess.
  • Otis: But the point is, those potatoes are gonna get top dollar, allowing us to live in luxury for three whole weeks.

(Everyone is excited)

  • Pig: That's half a year.
  • Otis: Yes, nothing can ruin this St. Patrick's Day. NOTHING!!!!

(Freddy comes in)

  • Freddy: Guys, the potato crop is gone!!!
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Timmy: WHAT?!?!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
  • Lincoln: WHAT?!?!
  • Girl Louds: WHAT!?!?!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
  • Mickey, Donald and Goofy: What?!?!

(Everyone gasps)

  • Otis: Erin go Schwha?

(They went to potatoes field)

  • Pip: Hey, it is gone.
  • Otis: Without the potato harvest, the farmer's gonna go broke.
  • Peck: And then he'll have to sell us all to the Animals 4 Less Outlet.

(They show a clip what Peck means)

(all grossed out)

  • Abby: Guys, who would've taken 'em?
  • Pig: Oh open your eyes, people. This whole thing has Leprechaun written all over it.

(Everyone laughed)

  • Pip: Dude, there's no such thing as Leprechauns.
  • Human Rarity: Unicorns and pegasus yes, but not leperchauns
  • Lisa: Yeah, there's not enough proof to believe in such a mythological creature.
  • Pig: Fine. But when you need a killareny shamrock spell to undo a banshee's curse, don't come crying to me.
  • Pip: What?
  • Otis: Pip, play last night video from our high tech monitoring system.
  • Pip: On it. (pressed a button and showed a mouse in her swimsuit) Oops, wrong panel. (Play the Tv)

(It showed Duke scooting his but on the grass, Freddy licking Peck, and a flash of light)

  • Otis: Wait, what was that?
  • Pooh: Rewind that.

(Pip rewind the tape in slow motion and revealed to be a leprechaun stealing the potatoes)

  • Abby: I don't believe it.
  • Lisa: (gasps) Sweet mother of scientific discoveries! 
  • Human Rainbow Dash: It was a leprechaun!
  • Pip: Pig was right.
  • Human Fluttershy: I did not see that coming.
  • Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.
  • Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me, too.
  • Pig: Maybe now you'll believe me about those outhouse goblins.
  • Pip: What?
  • Peck: The farmer's gonna lose all his potato money.
  • Abby: He'll go broke.
  • Wanda: And you guys will lose your home
  • Otis: Maybe not. Pig, don't leprechauns hoard their wealth in big pots o' gold?
  • Pig: That is correct.
  • Donald: What's your point?
  • Otis: Don't you see? All we have to do is catch that leprechaun and make him give us his gold.
  • Abby: And then the farmer's money problems will be over forever.
  • Pooh: I can think of all the honey I could have.
  • Rabbit: How can you think of food at a time like this?
  • Pooh: I practice.
  • Otis: To the leprechaun!

(Out in the field, everyone is looking for the leprechaun)

  • Tigger: Nope, no leprechaun here. (Tigger look from the log) No leprechaun here either. (He look at the Pond) Nothing either about leprechaun down here.

(Spike and Pluto started sniffing)

  • Human Rainbow Dash: Find any yet?

(Pluto shakes his head no)

  • Spike the dog: Nothing yet.
  • Sora: Well keep searching. They had to be around here somewhere.
  • Pig: Otis, look, potato skins.
  • Otis: Look sharp, everyone. Remember, Leprechauns are elusive, devious, and extremely hard to--
  • Abby: (looks under a rock) Found him!
  • Everyone: (gasps) A leprechaun!
  • Leprechaun: Seamus' Knickers. Talking Barnyard animals, kids and Fairies? I though you were a myth like unicorns or polite frenchmen.
  • Otis: I hereby arrest for potato larceny. You have the right to remain Irish. Anything you say in a charming brogue can and will be use against you.
  • Lori: You've got exactly three seconds to give back the potatoes before we pulverize you! (Lynn cracks her knuckles and Lisa starts a stopwatch)
  • Leprechaun: Oh, come, lad. I'm willing to share. Why, I make a knish that'll have your taste buds river dancing.
  • Otis: Well, I guess you're right. Maybe we can talk this out and come to a peaceful-- GET HIS FACE!!!
  • Mickey: Get him!

(They jumped on him but missed)

  • Leprechaun: So, it's a bunch of Ruffians ye be, hmm? Well, back off, laddies, or you'll be feeling the fury of me whimsical, magical wrath. (Teleports)
  • Sci-Twi: Pig, why did you tell us he had whimsical magical wrath?
  • Pig: Well, maybe you should taken my class at the learning hutch.

(At the Learning Hutch)

  • Pig: Leprechauns have-- And this is important-- whimsical magical wrath. That will be on the test, people.

(Back in the field)

  • Abby: Otis, that leprechaun's craftier than he looks.
  • Timmy: Can't we use fairy magic to beat him?
  • Wanda: Sorry, sport. But leprechaun magic is stronger than the fairy magic. So there's nothing we can do.
  • Otis: Oh, really? Well, when the going gets crafty, the crafty get.. leprechauns. (Everyone is confused) Ha, yeah. Think about it.
  • Eeyore: I still don't get it.

The Middle

(Later that day)

  • Otis: Okay, here's the plan. Leprechauns can't resist Shillelagh's.
  • Leni: Wait, like, what's a shillelagh?
  • Narrator: Shillelagh: That's a fancy Irish walking stick.
  • Leni: Oh, got it.
  • Otis: So I'll pretend to be a Shillelagh salesmen, and when he comes up to buy one, you whack him.
  • Abby: Got it. Clobber with the she-lollie.
  • Otis: It's shillelagh.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Sha-looly.
  • Otis: Shillelagh.
  • Leni: Shi-lolly-lo
  • Otis: No.
  • Abby: Sha-la-lala-lalalala.
  • Narrator: Shillelagh.
  • Abby: Sha-lappy-slap!
  • Otis: That's the worse one yet.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Sha-looly!
  • Otis: JUST TAKE THE IRISH STICK AND HIDE!
  • Leni: You need you get your facts straight.

(The girls hid)

  • Otis: Shillelaghs for sale! Fresh Irish Sticks! Get 'em while they're Irish.
  • Leprechaun: Ooh. A shillelagh stand , is it? Have you got any of the new mark 12s with the ergonomic handles?
  • Otis: Ooh, the Mark 12. Well, as a matter of fact, I happened to have-- HIT HIM NOW!

(The girls started him the leprechaun but hit Otis instead)

  • Leprechaun: (Laughing) It's funny 'cause it's painful!
  • Mickey: Go get him boys!

(Pluto and Spike goes after him but suddenly get stuck in cement)

  • Spike (dog): We're stuck!
  • Peck: We'll get him!

(The leprechaun used his magic on Freddy and Peck)

  • Leprechaun: Nice try, laddies. Enjoy your freakish shamrock heads. (disappears)
  • Pooh: Are you quite are right, guys?
  • Freddy: Not sure, Pooh. All I know is I have a suddenly urge to process sunlight into simple sugars.
  • Abby: Otis, now we really have to catch that leprechaun. He's the only one who can turn our Freddy and Peck back to normal.
  • Luan: Well they are the "lucky" ones. (laughs) Get it?
  • All: (moans)
  • Timmy: Really?
  • Goofy: That's not funny, Luan.
  • Luan: Oh come on it was funny.
  • Otis: Don't worry, guys. I'll fix this. I'm way smarter that a leprechaun...OR AM I!?!?
  • Cosmo: Is he?
  • Lola: (shrugs)

(Later in the forest, Everyone was dressing Pig, Sunset Shimmer, and the Human Mane 5 in Irish clothes)

  • Pig: Otis, this won't work. Leprechauns like their women to be petite.
  • Sunset Shimmer: And he's large
  • Sci-Twi: And he's a pig...
  • Pig: And not a women.
  • Human Rarity: And the rest of us are too big to even be a leprechaun. Maybe we should try on some of the wardrobe choices I've put together? I'm particularly fond of this one. Eh, of course we could always go with something a bit more modern.
  • Human Applejack: We're tryin' to catch the Leprechauns. Enough with the costumes!
  • Human Rarity: [robotic voice] Oh, you can never have enough costumes!
  • Otis: Don't let that hold you back. Just lure him in with your feminine wiles, and we'll jump him.

(The leprechaun hears the plan)

  • Pig: Fine.
  • Human Fluttershy: Hope this works.

(They started singing)

  • Otis: They're doing great.
  • Spike the Dog: Wow, they good.
  • Goofy: Now what?
  • Otis: Now we just sit on cold, hard ground and wait.

(The leprechaun made some lawn chairs and puts glue in them)

  • Pip: Hey, look.
  • Otis: Sweet! Free lawn chairs.
  • Abby: They'll make sitting a pleasure.
  • Otis, Abby, Freddy and Peck: (relaxed)
  • Timmy: Hey, what's that splat sound?
  • Otis: It's probably nothing.
  • Timmy: Yeah.

(The other are still humming)

  • Leprechaun: Well, aren't you some pretty lassies?
  • Pig: Oh, thank you. (giggles)
  • Human Rarity: Such a gentleman.
  • Leprechaun: Enough small talk. Let's do a lip jig.

(He tries to kiss them)

  • Otis: (hears them) That's Pig and the girls. Come on!

(Everyone tries to get up but gets stuck)

  • Tigger: So that's the splating sound. It's glue!!!

(The leprechaun still tries to kiss Pig and the girls)

  • Pig: All right, listen grabby hands. I'm a pig
  • Sunset Shimmer: And we're Humans.
  • Leprechaun: So you are. And you're pig friend got a corned beef sandwich for a head.
  • Pig: That's right, I---I got a what? (leprechaun uses his magic) OH NO!!!!
  • Otis: Guys, Don't worry. we're here to rescue--
  • All: (shocked)
  • Luna: What happen to Pig?!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Well, yeah...

(Pig is a sandwich)

  • Pig: Does anyone have any mustard?
  • Otis: Lepre... CHAUN!!!! (echoes) CHAUN!!!! CHAUN!!!! CHAUN!!!!

(Later)

  • Otis: Okay, let's review. The Farmer's going to go bankrupt, Freddy and Peck have turned into shamrocks, and Pig has a corned beef sandwich head.
  • Lori: Well, maybe if you hadn't sprayed those potatoes, we wouldn't be in this mess.
  • Otis: I didn't do that.
  • Abby: Did so. You even suggested Lucy's idea for that creepy commercial.
  • Otis (commercial):[whispers] Spud.
  • Otis: Okay, yes, I did that. It's my fault our friends have been turned into horrible, Irish-themed monstrosities.
  • Peck: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Freddy, let me have it.
  • Pig: Can somebody spread this on me? And don't be afraid to really get in there.
  • Tigger: Yuck!
  • Lana: Move over, rookie! Some jobs require you to get your hands dirty!
  • Abby: Otis, next time you have a zany scheme, why don't you just go straight to the horrible outcome and cut out the middle man?
  • Otis: Wait, cut out the middle man? That's it.
  • Sora: What's it?
  • Otis: Why bother catching the leprechaun when we can find his gold ourselves?
  • Tigger: We can, What trickle Idea!!!
  • Peck: Hey, that's right. I mean, everyone knows leprechaun keep their gold at the end of the rainbow.
  • Luna: Where are we gonna find a rainbow?
  • Pig: Easy. We make one. All you need to do is close your eyes, wish very hard, and fill your heart with love.
  • Otis: You heard the sandwich. Do what it says.

(A few seconds later)

  • Donald: Pig, nothing's happening.
  • Pig: Oh, I left out a part. You also have to seed a rain cloud with sulfur iodine.
  • All: [Groan]
  • Lola: Well that a waste of your time.
  • Timmy: Guys, I got this. I wished for a plane.
  • Cosmo: You got it.

(A plane appeared)

  • Lisa: And I have some Sulfur you can use.
  • Otis: Pip, gas up the plane. Looks like I have a date with adventure!

(Than Otis come back with his adventure)

  • Otis: Well, that sure was a great adventure. Come on, guys, let's follow that rainbow.

(Everyone follow that Rainbow)

The Ending

(Elsewhere)

  • Leprechaun: Potato stew, Potato pie, mashed potatoes, curly fries, spuds floretine, hash o' the browns, (looking at the big potato) And you shall be my potato bride. (Sees a rainbow)(gasp) A rainbow. Sinead o' Conner. I've got to protect me gold!

(He fly over the rainbow and when he landed, he saw Otis had the his gold)

  • Leprechaun: Me Gold! NO!

(He got blocked by a electric force field)

  • Otis: Ha Ha! Nice try, Tiny McLoser. We found your gold fair and square, which means we get to keep it.
  • Leprechaun: Curses! How did you know that?
  • Lola: You're not as clever as you think, leprechaun.

(At the learning hutch)

  • Pig: Once a leprechaun loses possession of his gold, he's prevented from touching by...anyone? Anyone at all? A magical force field.
  • Leprechaun: Please, laddies, you can't do this. The other leprechauns will shun me and call me names like, "Old No-Gold", and "Patty O'Goldless", and "Ain't-Gold-Harry." I can't face that.
  • Otis: Oh poor little leprechaun. The other wee folk will call me mean names and hurt me self-esteem.
  • Mickey: Too bad.
  • Otis: I'll give your gold back... On one condition.
  • Leprechaun: Anything.
  • Sci-Twi: Turn our friends back to normal and replace the farmer's potatoes.
  • Leprechaun: That's two things.
  • Otis: Hmm, maybe I'll keep it.

(Than Otis try to kiss his gold)

  • Leprechaun: No! Don't love me gold! I'll give you what you want. Just don't put your cow lips on it.

(And he turns everything back to normal)

  • Otis: Well, looks like everything worked out nicely.
  • Abby: Yep. And we all learned Leprechauns are bitter, spiteful little homunculi that are best left alone.

(Everyone agrees)

  • Pooh: Oh yes, I better to agree more.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Well, as long we leave those Leprechauns or other mythical creatures we know alone, I think we had nothing to worry about.
  • Peck: Otis, Otis! Those eggs you sprayed with artifiicial odor enhancers, they're all missing!
  • Otis: What? I didn't--
  • Otis (commercial):[whispers] Eggs.

(Lucy made her appearances unecpeted)

  • Lucy: Okay, he did that.

(everyone scream and got scared)

  • Sora: Again, stop doing that, Lucy.
  • Lucy: Again, I rather wear pink.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: But who would've taken them?

(Than it was Easter Bunny, and he's hop way while he's laughing at loud)

  • Rabbit: Did not see that coming.
  • Otis: Pig, what do we know about Easter Bunnies?
  • Pig: Well, maybe you should have taken my class.

(At the learning hutch)

  • Pig: The most crucial thing to know about Easter Bunnies is-- Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Seriously, anyone?

(The End)

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