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This is how going to Anger Management class/Meeting Bomb, Chuck, Matilda and Terence goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of the Angry Birds Movie.

[Ryan walks to Jessie Primefan]

Ryan F-Freeman: We should follow him.

Jessie Primefan: Yeah.

Madam Magianort: Maybe we can try to help him calm down.

Ryan F-Freeman: And who is this Thunder Streak?

[They see a blue unicorn with a lightning bolt cutie mark]

Ryan Tokisaki: Huh? Who are you and who are you working for, Moon lover?

Thunder Streak: Please don't call me that. My name is Thunder Streak and I'm not working for anyone.

Ryan Tokisaki: Well, didn't mean that.

Ryan F-Freeman: Anyways, come on. We've gotta follow Red.

Ryan Tokisaki: Ok. [hugs Thunder Streak] Time to give me and this star watcher a head start.

Thunder Streak: Hey!

Ryan Tokisaki: It's a complement.[pulls out his flintlock gun and points it at his head] Zafkial. Aleph.

[Red smoke flows to his gun, Kuryan fires and both he and Thunder Streak are gone]

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay.

Ranyx: Where did they go?

Rianna F-Fiona: I don't know.

Sci-Rianna: Wait. You can trust Kuryan. Alejandro's people got a saying. [in Spanish] Dead donkeys don't talk.

Red (Angry Birds): Dead donkeys don't talk?

Sci-Ryan: [laughs] Alejandro, Dead Donkeys. [laughs crazily like Midnight Sparkle]

Sci-Rianna: Guess he got something to laugh about.

[Ryan and the others walk with Red]

Citizen Bird: Hello, Red and new guys. How are you?

Sci-Ryan: Hello.

Ryan F-Freeman: I feel great.

Red (Angry Birds): [sarcastically] Oh. I'm horrible.

Adagio Dazzle: Hey!

Evil Ryan: Lighten up!

Ryan F-Freeman: And Red used his own sarcasm, Dagi. [kisses Adagio]

Adagio Dazzle: [blushes] Aww. Thanks, Ryanagio.

[They walk on]

Sci-Twi: Hey, look. There's Stella.

Crash Bandicoot: Hey, Stella!

Stella: Hey. Red, new guys. It's nice to see you!

Evil Anna: Hello? We love, like, you on Angry Birds: Stella.

[They walk on]

Evil Rianna: Hey, look, it's Hal.

Mike: Hi, Hal.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh my glop! It's Bubbles!

[Bubbles (Angry Birds) waves]

Evil Ryan: I guess these are nice, Ryan.

Ranyx: Yeah. Huh? Wait a second. I'm Ranyx, Ryan's Nobody.

[They arrived at a window]

Evil Rianna: I hope Ryan might gets turned into a swan.

Red (Angry Birds): Yeah. When birds fly.

Matau T. Monkey: Or former Cons like Megatron.

[Megatron looks at him]

Ryan F-Freeman: And where is Matilda's house?

[Red points]

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh look. A bird sign.

[They walk over to it]

Ryan F-Freeman: That must be Billy.

[Sci-Ryan nods]

Crash Bandicoot: It's weird how he just smiles.

[The others nod]

Sci-Ryan: And all he does is tilt side-to-side and say "Ha-ha, ha.".

Ryan Tokisaki: Hey!

Sci-Ryan: What?

Matau T. Monkey: How did you and Thunder Streak got here so fast?

Ryan Tokisaki: The gun shot.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. What bullet did you fire?

Ryan Tokisaki: A transportation bullet.

Crash Bandicoot: [looks at the Billy sign, gets angry but calms down] Ok. I'm calm. At least I can write this. [pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing] Yo, Harold. If you play that skinny rich girl's song and think about me, I'll have to kill you. From, Leshawna.

Thunder Streak: What?

Crash Bandicoot: I think it's for a show my friends and I will compete. Total Drama: Action.

Thunder Streak: Oh. That's right.

Evil Anna: Yeah.

[Evil Ryan pounces on the Billy sign, beats it up then throw it on the ground]


Crash Bandicoot: That's a bit harsh.

Ryan Tokisaki: Tell me about it.

Evil Ryan: [plants the broken down Billy sign back on the ground] There.

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