20. Happiness Hotel

"Happiness Hotel" was sung in The Great Muppet Caper when Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo entered the Happiness Hotel.


Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace

There's no carpet on the floor

Don't try to order dinner

There's no kitchen anymore

But if the road's been kinda bumpy

And you need to rest a spell

Well, welcome home

To Happiness Hotel

If you've got luggage keep it handy

But you're running out of luck

'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized

And the elevator's stuck

Still if you don't mind friendly animals

And you can learn to stand the smell

Well, welcome home

To Happiness Hotel

Welcome home

(Welcome home)

Oh, welcome home

(Welcome home)

No matter where you wander

You will never do as well

O.K. the lobby's looking shabby

And it's got the wrong address

And the whole dang thing has been

Condemned by 'Merican Express

Still the management is cheerful

Though the whole joint's gone to hell

Well, welcome home

To Happiness Hotel

Oh there are bugs (there are bugs)

And there are lice (there are lice)

Sure we have our little problems

But you'll never beat the price

You've got ev'ry kind of critter

You've got ev'ry kind of pest

But we treat them all as equals

Jes' like any other guest

Though you're cleaner than the others

Still as far as we can tell

You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel

We'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel

Say cheese!

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