Happy Animal Fun Time
Season 2, Episode 5b
Happy Animal Fun Time
Written by LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
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Here's the 9th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

  • Otis: (holding a bowling ball) By the power of Oden, I strike now, for as god! (thunder clashes)
  • Pip: Can you just take your shot already?
  • Lincoln: Yeah, I'm bored.
  • Otis: I'm doing it. (does a Flinstone bowling impression and makes a strike)
  • Tigger: That's the 10th strike in a row.
  • Peck: Guys, we are totally taking back the Interbarnyard bowling trophy tonight.
  • Pig: I don't know. Those llamas from the Gomez's farm are pretty tough.
  • Timmy Turner: Come on. How bad could these llamas be. Aren't they just smelly goat-spitters?
  • Llamas: (crushes thier bowling balls)
  • Timmy Turner: Oh, that bad.
  • Otis: Those llamas are going down. Nothing can stop us from winning that trophy tonight, nothing, I say!

(Abby comes in excited)

  • Abby: Otis, Otis! Are you as excited as I am about the concert tonight?
  • Otis: Are you kidding? I am pumped. I am-- a concert?
  • Abby: I can't believe we're gonna see Breanna Texacana performing live.
  • Otis: I also cannot believe the thing your mouth is saying.
  • Abby: Otis, did you forget that you spit swore to take me to this concert?
  • Otis: "Forget" is such an ugly word.
  • Abby: Well, I remember it clearly.

(Imagines them both as a prince and princess riding on a pegasus)

  • Abby: Oh, Otis, thank you for the flying pony. The only other thing I could ever want in life is to go see a Breanna Texacana concert.
  • Otis: No problem, Abigail, my dearest. I shall take you to that concert.
  • Abby: (gasps) Spit Swear?
  • Otis: Double spit swear.

(They spited in their own hands and shaked)

(Back in reality)

  • Tigger: Yuck.
  • Lincoln: Groody.
  • Wanda and Cosmo: EW!!!!!!
  • Abby: (sighs) It was both gross and magical.
  • Otis: Okay, I do remember the spit swear, but the pony was not flying.
  • Abby: That's not the point. Breaking a spit swear is the most traitorous thing one friend can do to another.
  • Otis: But Abby...
  • Abby: It would make our entire friendship a lie. I would be totally crushed, and then I would have to do something very, very bad to you.
  • Otis: Abby, I was kidding with the jokes. Of course we're going. We were always going. I love,uh...
  • Abby: Breanna Texacana?
  • Otis: Yes. love her.
  • Abby: Whew. you had me going there, Otis.
  • Otis: I know. you totally bought it.
  • Abby: I did. I bought it. I really thought you didn't remember.

(They compliment each other and Abby leaves)

  • Otis: This is not good.
  • Timmy Turner: Otis, you can't go to that concert.
  • Pig: Yeah! Without you, we have no hope of taking back that trophy tonight.
  • Otis: I know, but what can I do? I spit swore.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Otis, why don't you just tell her the truth?
  • Otis: Lying, of course. Yes, that always works! It's gonna have to be a whopper, though, something so big, so important, it completely cancels out that dumb concert.
  • Pip: Lying only lead to other lies.
  • Otis: Other lies! that's even better. Okay, guys. here's our story. (whispers the plan)

(Later the night, Abby comes in)

  • Abby: Okay, Otis. I'm ready to go to the concert. What?

(She sees everyone decorating)

  • Otis: Oh, hey, Abby. Glad you could make it.
  • Abby: Uh, Otis. What are you doing? We're gonna be late for the concert. Come on.
  • Otis: What? the concert's tonight?
  • Sci-Twi: Abby, he can't go tonight.
  • Abby: What? Why can't he go tonight? And this had better be good, Otis.
  • Otis: Why, look around. can't you see? The herring cactus, the tp garland, the traditional lettuce leaf hats. Why, it's Happy Animal Holiday Fun Time Festival!
  • Abby: What in the world is that.
  • Everyone: (gasping)
  • Freddy: You've never heard of Happy Animal...
  • Pig: Holiday...
  • Pip: Uh, festival...
  • Luan: Fun time?
  • Freddy: Yeah, that.
  • Pip: It's only the most important barnyard holiday there is.
  • Lisa: They celebrate it every year.
  • Abby: But I've been here for two years.
  • Otis: Every 2 1/4 years. It's a day of joy and amusing traditions.
  • Lola: Hey, Otis, you walked under the toilet paper. You have to kiss a pig.
  • Otis: [laughs]This one's particularly gross. (kisses Pig on the cheek)
  • Pig: [giggles]
  • Wanda: There's the ironic gift exchange...
  • Peck: I sold my blood to buy you these back hair combs.
  • Freddy: But I sold my back hair to buy you this barbell.
  • Peck: Oh, the iron--(barbell land on him)
  • Otis: Then, at the stroke of 9:30, the Happy Fun Time elf rides in on his magic snowmobile and distributes gifts to all the animals and special guests in the Barnyard.
  • Pip: Yay, look at me. I'm the happy whatever fun time moose.
  • Otis: [Chuckles] Good job. So you see, Abby, I couldn't possibly go out tonight on this, the most important animal holiday of all.I wish I could. Have fun at that concert thing. Happy animal holiday fun time festival. Bye. (pushes Abby out the door) She bought it. it's bowling time.

(Everyone is cerring)

  • Luan: Don't "spare" me the details. [laughs] Get it?
  • Tigger: Let's just bowl.
  • Piglet: Guys, worry about this. I mean what happens she finds the truth.
  • Lincoln: Don't worry. She'll never find out.
  • Cosmo: You sound like Wanda being no fun.
  • Wanda: Stop it Cosmo!
  • Cosmo: See?
  • Abby: Otis? I'm not going to the concert.
  • Otis: What?
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) What?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
  • Lincoln: WHAT?!?!
  • Girl Louds: WHAT!?!?!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
  • Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy: What?!?!
  • Otis: But I thought Brenda Bananafana was really important to you.
  • Abby: She is. But you guys are my family, and if the Happy Animal holiday Fun Time Festival is so important, then I'm gonna celebrate with you. (tears up the tickets)
  • All: NO!
  • Otis: They mean, "no problem. We're gonna have the best time ever." Excuse me a moment.

(Everyone huddled)

  • Mickey Mouse: Otis, what are we gonna do?
  • Donald Duck: Bowling starts in ten minutes.
  • Otis: I don't know. I don't know.
  • Pig: Well, you better think quick, or we're gonna lose that trophy.
  • Abby: So, fellas...(they screamed) What do we do first?
  • Otis: First? (takes Pig's lettuce hat) Well, first you put on your festive lettuce hat. Then you close your eyes and count to 180.
  • Abby: A party game? I'm in.
  • Otis: Great. start counting.
  • Abby: It's so nice to be with your friends on the holidays. (goes in the closet) 1, 2, 3...
  • Lisa: We've got at least four minutes.
  • Otis: Great, come on.

The Middle

(The llamas started to play)

  • Llama 1#: Let me tell you, sonny. Otis and his friends better show up, or the game, she's a forfeit.
  • Llama 2#: Si,forfeit.
  • Llama 3#: Él forfitó.

(Everyone comes in exhausted)

  • Otis: Sorry we're late. well, enough small talk. Freddy, you're up.

(The gang started rolled their shots)

  • Otis: Beat those shots, llamigos. And record your scores faithfully. Back in a minute. go, go. go, go.
  • Llama 1#: How you do that?

(Abby began to finish counting)

  • Abby: 179, 180! (comes out of the closet)
  • Abby: Uh, shouldn't you guys be hiding or something? (Everyone confused) Oh. Well, anyway. What do we do next?
  • Tigger: It's time to bob for holiday pickles.
  • Otis: Next? Oh, uh, well... Well, that's a good idea, Tigger.
  • Abby: Bob for what?

(Freddy and Peck bring out a tub full of vegtables)

  • Otis: Less talking. more bobbing.
  • Abby: Hey, this does look kind of fun.
  • Wanda: Now remember, don't come up until you find a pickle.

(Abby dunks her head while the others leave)

  • Abby: Oh, oh. is that a pickle?

(After the a couple of shots, at the finale play)

  • Pip: One more frame like that, and we win.
  • Otis: That'll be great. Run!

(Everyone ran back inside)

  • Llama 1#: How'd they do that?

(Back at the Barnyard

  • Abby: Otis, there ain't a single pickle in here.
  • Otis: Pig, did you forget the pickles?
  • Pig: Sorry.
  • Peck: Way to ruin the holiday.
  • Donald Duck: (does a shame with his fingers)
  • Luan: You're in a pickle now! (laughs)
  • Abby: Guys, why does Freddy have a bowling ball?
  • Freddy: What? Yeah! (He throws the ball of Otis' foot)
  • Otis: Holiday pain.
  • Abby: You know, I'm beginning to suspect that things aren't what they seem around here.
  • Otis: Ok, let me just say this...Happy holiday fun time elf!
  • Abby: Where? where?

(Otis and others had left, esxcept Pooh and others)

  • Abby: [Growling]
  • Rabbit: That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm losing my mind!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Rabbit, come down! There's no reason to get upset.
  • Rabbit: Upset?! Upset, Rainbow Dash?!?! There's a reason to get upset, this lie had gone to far! I'm gonna lose it!
  • Lola: Come on, Rabbit, stay foregest!
  • Tigger: Yeah, this is not time to go to pice, Long-Ears. We gonna stop this lie.
  • Rabbit: Yeah, I guess you're right. Oh, I'm sorry.
  • Mickey Mouse: Look, Abby. Otis ling you all this time!
  • Abby: Yeah, I know.
  • Tigger: You knew that all this time? (mutters gibberish and gasps) What?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
  • Lincoln: WHAT?!?!
  • Girl Louds: WHAT!?!?!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
  • Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy: What?!?!
  • Human Fulttershy: But how did you know?
  • Abby: I saw you guys leave while I was counting.
  • Sci-Twi: Well, we're sorry we trick you in to believing in this holiday.
  • Abby: That's all right guys.
  • Lynn: Now what?
  • Lincoln: I said we need to teacher Otis a real good lesson, so he'll spill the truth.
  • Mickey Mouse: Ha! And I got a plan.

The Ending

(Outside Otis, Pip, Pig, Freddy and Peck was exhausted)

  • Llama 1#: Are you making fun of us? 'cause we will mess you up!
  • Otis: All right, can you mess up our faces after we win the trophy, which is gonna happen right after this next awesome shot.
  • Llama 1#: Stop! (Otis trips) What is this marvelous sound which I am hearing?
  • Llama 2#: It is like the tinkling of tiny magical bells.
  • Llama 3#: Si,bells.
  • Llama 1#: Come. We will investigate.
  • Otis: Hey, wait. where you going? Follow those llamas!

(They follow the llamas and see a giant elf and a sleigh)

  • Elf: Ho, ho, ho. Merry animal fun time holiday.
  • Otis: What the--
  • Pig: Dude. I thought you said the happy animal holiday fun time thing was made up.
  • Otis: Well it is. I mean, it was.
  • Elf: Happy holiday. Who wants presents?
  • Llama 1#: Ooh, ooh. I wish to receive presents.
  • Llama 3#: As do i.
  • Llama 2#: Si,presents.
  • Abby: Otis, ain't it great? The happy fun time elf appeared just like you said she would. Come on!
  • Lori: Presents!
  • Otis: This could be a trick, guys.That elf's voice sounds vaguely familiar.

(Others thinking)

  • Pig: Still...presents.

(Everyone opening their presents)

  • Pip: Look. I got a tiny lounge jacket.
  • Freddy: I got socks. yes!
  • Peck: (gets a fork) Yeah.
  • Lincoln: A new sled.
  • Elf: Llama, you've been especially good this year. (gives him a snow globe)
  • Llama 1#: I shall treasure this holiday snow globe forever!
  • Bessie: Yeah, that warms my heart.
  • Donald Duck: So what now?
  • Elf: Now let's all sing one of them happy holiday songs.
  • Freddy: Ooh, I've got one. (Start singing) It's beginning to look a lot like Animal Holiday Fun Time Festival
  • All: (Singing) All around the town..La, la, la, la
  • Otis: If we sneak off, we can still finish the game.
  • Llama 1#: Otis, it's a holiday. The game, she is, how you say, cancell-ed.
  • Otis: Cancell-ed? But I was about to win!
  • Lisa: Sorry Otis.
  • Luan: Yeah, bowling doesn't take a holiday.
  • Llama 3#: Do not be cross, my friend. Join the fun time elf in a holiday song.
  • Otis: Oh, please. Look, that is not a holiday elf.
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
  • Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
  • Lincoln: WHAT?!?!
  • Girl Louds: WHAT!?!?!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
  • Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy: What?!?!
  • Elf: What's that? Who says I'm not a happy animal fun time whatever?
  • All: HE DOES!
  • Abby: (gasps) Otis, why would you say such a thing? I thought you loved this holiday... Unless, of course, you've been lying to me the whole time.
  • Otis: I-- why, I would never lie, per say. Pip and others told me to.
  • Pip: Dude.
  • Rabbit: Leave us out of it.
  • Elf: Seize the unbeliever.
  • Llama 1#: Okay, seize him.
  • Llama 2#: Get him!
  • Otis: Wait, no. stop. wait. I'm delicate.
  • Elf: (reveals a big tub of pudding) Now lower him into this holiday pudding, which I just happen to have in my magic snowmobile.
  • Llama 1#: It shall be done, elf.
  • Otis: No, no. what are you doing?Guys, this is all a misunderstanding. Come on. let me go. (The llamas tossed him in)No, no. MOO. [gargling] I admit it. it was all a lie!
  • Abby: Stop! Otis, what do you mean?
  • Otis: I wanted to go bowling, but I spit swore to take you to the concert, so I made up a phony holiday. It was all a lie.Hey, a pickle!
  • Abby: Thank you, Otis. That's all I wanted to hear.

(The elf takes off the beard and mask and reveal to be Bessie)

  • Bessie: Happy animal fun time, you moron.

(Everyone laughed)

  • Pig: Bessie?
  • Freddy: it was Bessie.
  • Peck: She's not an elf at all.
  • Pip: More lies.
  • Lola: You're not as smart as your think, Pip.
  • Lincoln: We planned this whole time.
  • Pip: But, can I still keep the jacket.
  • Llama 1#: Okay, this we do not understand.
  • Llama 3#: I understand, my brothers. I understand that happy animal holiday fun time is real if we believe it in her hearts.
  • Llama 1#: Ah,si.
  • Llama 2#: In our hearts.
  • Bessie: Yeah, let's go with that. So who wants pudding?

(Everyone grabs some pudding)

  • Abby: I knew you were lying the whole time, Otis.
  • Winnie the Pooh: And we became part of this scheme.
  • Mickey Mouse: We just needed to show you that lying can get you no where.
  • Otis: I'm sorry I broke my spit swear, Abby. And I'm sorry to you guys for dragging you into this. Can you ever forgive me?
  • Abby: If course we can.
  • Lincoln: That's what holidays are all about.
  • Freddy: This is the best happy animal holiday fun time ever.
  • All: (humming Glory to the Newborn King)
  • Bessie: Yeah, I'm out of here.