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This is how Heavy Metal Mater goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's adventures of A Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales.

[The gang sees Evil Anna and Sci-Ryan sing Far Longer Than Forever]

Evil Anna: Far longer then forever~

Sci-Ryan: Far longer than forever~

Evil Anna: I swear that I'll be true~

Sci-Ryan: I swear that I'll be true~

Evil Anna: I've made an...~

Evil Anna and Sci-Ryan: Everlasting vow to find a way to you~

Crash Bandicoot: [crying] They have the most wonderful duet.

Lightning McQueen: Hey, Mater, why don't you get out there and sing?

Mater: Nah. I don't wanna steal the show.

Lightning McQueen: Steal the show?

Ranyx: Well, Mater was a big rock star.

Lightning McQueen: What?

Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Tell him the story, Master Ryan.

Ranyx: Okay. Mater started in a garage band. We were in it too.

[Flashback to the past]

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Ranyx: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Roxanne (Rianna's Nobody): Dad gum~ Wow. We sound so good. [gasps] let's get a gig.

[Later at a parking spot]

Ryan Tokisaki: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Mater: Dad Gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Matau T. Monkey: [scats] Dad gum~ Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Tia: That totally rocked.

Mia: I know.

Tia and Mia: Do you guys have a record?

Bertram T. Monkey: Uhhh. [to Thomas] Do we have a record?

Thomas: [whispering] Beats me.

Bertram T. Monkey: Be right back, girls.

[They are later in a recording studio]

Mater: Dad gum, dad gum, dad, gum, dad gum, dad gum~

Crash Bandicoot: Dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum, dad gum~

[They continue then a drummer saw a fly and tries sweating it but drums like a rockstar drummer]

Mater: [gasps]

[The other players play faster]

Evil Ryan: Oh yeah!

Everyone: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!~

Mater: Awesome as I wanna be~

[ouside]

Car: What is that noise?

Manager car: That sounds like angles printing money to me.

[In the recording room]

Thomas: When it comes to making music~

We're the rulers~

You wish you could be twenty percent cooler~

Matau and the Skylanders: Yeah, I'm awesome~

Take caution~

Watch out for me~

I'm awesome as I wanna be~

(Yeah!) I'm awesome~

Take caution~

Watch out for me~

Mater: I'm awesome as I wanna be~

Manager car: You boys are good. All you need is a new name.

Mater: A new name? A new name...

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey. Do you think you want this heavy metal, Mater?

Mater: That's it!

[Later]

Everyone: Yeah, I'm awesome~

Take caution~

Watch out for me~

I'm awesome as I wanna be~

(Yeah!) I'm awesome~

Take caution~

Watch out for me~

I'm awesome as I wanna be~

The band and crowd: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!~

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!~

[A large balloon flies overhead]

[in reality, Lightning looks confused]

Lightning McQueen: You were Heavy Metal Mater?

Ranyx: D'oh. WE were Heavy Metal Mater, Lightning. Can't you remember anything?

[Back to the past]

Lightning McQueen: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

Crowd: YEAH!

Everyone: Step aside now, you're just getting in my way~

I got sick chops you could neve hope to play~

When it comes to making music I'm the ruler~

You wish you could be twenty percent cooler~

Yeah, I'm awesome~

Take caution~

Watch out for me~

I'm awesome as I wanna be~

(Yeah!) I'm awesome~

Take caution~

Watch out for me~

I'm awesome as I wanna be~

[The crowd cheers. In reality]

Lightning McQueen: Guys, that did not happen.

Evil Ryan: Well. As a lazy tailor would say "Suit yourself".

[McQueen looks up and gasps. The balloon from the concert flies overhead]

Sci-Ryan: Now that's something you definately don't see everyday.

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