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Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is a song form Total Drama: World Tour.

Lyrics

Original

Ryan's Quest: Dream Drop Distance

[Sci-Ryan]
Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl
[Blaineley]
That's me
[Crash Bandicoot]
Who's behavior on this test, always make us hurl!
[Blaineley]
What?!
[Sci-Ryan]
She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer
[Crash Bandicoot]
Who calls herself your host
[Sci-Ryan]
Without the help of Xehanort
[Crash Bandicoot]
Her job would be toast!
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Blaineley]
Hey! Hey...
[Sci-Ryan]
She'll tell you that she loves your shirt
But, its something she can't stand
[Crash Bandicoot]
She's just so full of you-know-what
[Sci-Ryan]
She has to double-flush the can!
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Blaineley]
I eat a lot of fiber!
[Sci-Ryan]
She bought 2 pairs of the same jeans
[Crash Bandicoot]
One size 4
[Sci-Ryan]
And one size 8
So, when she wears the bigger ones
[Crash Bandicoot]
You'll ask if she lost weight
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Sci-Ryan]
She's not the girl you think she is, so let us tell you plainly
[Crash Bandicoot]
There's thick black hair between her toes
[Sci-Ryan]
And her real name isn't Blaineley
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Crash Bandicoot]
She's a plotting, scheming, Wiesel nose
[Sci-Ryan]
And her real name isn't Blaineley
She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros
[Crash Bandicoot]
And her real name isn't Blaineley
[Sci-Ryan and Crash]
It's Mildred!

Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of Total Drama: World Tour

[Geoff]
Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl
[Blaineley]
That's me
[Matau T. Monkey]
Who's behavior on this show, always make us hurl!
[Blaineley]
What?!
[Master Xehanort]
She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer
[Bertram T. Monkey]
Who calls herself your host
[Ryan F-Freeman]
Without the help of her entourage
[Matau and Bertram]
Her job would be toast!
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Blaineley]
Hey! Hey...
[Ryan F-Freeman]
She'll tell you that she loves your shirt
[Master Xehanort]
But, its something she can't stand
[Geoff]
She's just so full of you-know-what
[Matau T. Monkey]
She has to double-flush the can!
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Blaineley]
I eat a lot of fiber!
[Bertram T. Monkey]
She bought 2 pairs of the same jeans
[Ryan F-Freeman]
One size 4
[Master Xehanort]
And one size 8
[Geoff]
So, when she wears the bigger ones
[Matau T. Monkey]
You'll ask if she lost weight
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Ryan F-Freeman]
She's not the girl you think she is, so let us tell you plainly
[Bertram T. Monkey and Geoff]
There's thick black hair between her toes
[Master Xehanort]
And her real name isn't Blaineley
[Entourage]
Hey!
[Matau T. Monkey]
She's a plotting, scheming, Wiesel nose
[Ryan F-Freeman]
And her real name isn't Blaineley
[Bertram T. Monkey and Master Xehanort]
She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros (he knows)
[Matau T. Monkey and Ryan F-Freeman]
And her real name isn't Blaineley
[Ryan, Matau, Geoff, Bertram and Master Xehanort]
It's Mildred!
[Entourage]
Hey!

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