This is the transcript for In Fear of the Phantom (Toonwriter).
Transcript[]
- Fred Jones: Perfect! Daphne's our phantom bait.
- Daphne Blake: Oh, this is so exciting - wait. Bait?
- Sheriff Stone: All right, now let me get this straight; these T-shirts are fifty dollars each, this is cotton, right? The kind that comes from cows?
- Velma Dinkley: Sheriff, you need to focus. The Phantom has already taken Daphne!
- Sheriff Stone: Right. Where's Daphne?
- Shaggy, Velma, Scooby, and The Hex Girls: The Phantom took her away!
- Sheriff Stone: All right, now we're getting somewhere! And by the way, what's wrong with the Jones kid? He's acting a little... squirrely.
- Fred Jones: Daphne. Now. I need to talk to her.
- Daphne Blake: (dressed as crush) Daphne's gone. Call me Crush.
- Fred Jones: Darn it, lady, I'm serious! Where is she?
- Daphne Blake: Urgh, Fred. It's me, okay?
- Fred Jones: Uh... oh. I need to tell you something and I need you to listen. I'm not a guy anymore.
- Daphne Blake: What?
- Fred Jones: I have feelings! I care!
- Harry: If you had a lizard face, I'd still love you, Scooby.
- Scooby-Doo: And I'd love you, Harry. More Sandwich?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, okay, you know what? Enough! You can't replace me with a dummy!
- Scooby-Doo: Do you hear something, Harry?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, there is no Harry. Harry is you, and like, dude, I am your best friend!
- Harry: Um, no, I don't think so.
- Shaggy Rogers: Why don't you just stay out of it, Harry? And, like, stop watching Vincent van Ghoul movies. That's mine and Scooby Doo's thing!
- Harry: Really? Cause Scooby Doo thought you cared more about girls and going to proms! (Shaggy begins to wrestle with 'Harry' before realizing that Harry's a puppet)
- Shaggy Rogers: Wait, wha - what am I doing?
- Mayor Jones: (arrives with Sheriff Stone) Bug-eyed biscuits, Fred. Couldn't you have waited until after the show to catch the phantom?
- Fred Jones: Sorry, dad. Not with Daphne in danger. (unmasks the phantom)
- Everyone: Daniel Frizette?
- Shaggy Rogers: Or, like, should we call you Fantzee Pantz?
- Hex Girls: Fantzee Pantz?
- Gus: Doth my eye shadow deceive? How did you know?
- Fred Jones: The villain had to be someone close to the Hex Girls to access the stage.
- Shaggy Rogers: And the Hex Girls' equipment.
- Scooby-Doo: And their bus.
- Velma Dinkley: Someone with a grudge against the Hex Girls.
- Daniel: The Hex Girls took my career. I tried to get revenge by writing bad songs for them, but they can make anything a hit. So, I became the phantom. And I'd do it again if it weren't for the uncanny boy band knowledge of you meddling brats!
- Sheriff Stone: Let's go.