(In the ancient palace)
Louie: (sings) Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb Diddly-doo dee-hoy I wanna be a man-man one or-rang-a-tang tang
Monkey #1: Ha, ha, we got them, King Louie!
Monkey #2: Man, we got them, we got them!
(The monkey straight themselves as the vine)
(One of the monkeys drops Noby, Sue, Rudolph, and Phineas)
Noby: That hurts.
Sue: You can say that again.
Louie: Ha, ha, ha! So you're the man cub and the travelers and reindeer! Crazy!
Mowgli: I'm not as crazy as you are!
Sue: (in Rapunzel's voice) Put him down!
(The second monkey drops Mowgli)
Mowgli: You cut that out!
Louie: Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself. (singing): Do-doot doot-doot do (speaks): Now come on. Let's shake, cousin.
Mowgli: What do you want me for?
Louie: Word has grabbed my royal ear, have a banana, (He throws a banana into Mowgli's mouth) that you want to stay in the jungle.
Mowgli: (with mouth full). Stay in the jungle? I sure do.
Louie: Good. And ol' King Louie, (singing): Bop-boo do-bay doo-boo-do (speaks): that's me, can fix it for you. Have two bananas (He shows three fingers and throws two bananas into Mowgli's mouth) Have we got a deal?
Mowgli: (with mouth even fuller) Yes, sir. I'll do anything to stay in the jungle.
Louie: Well then. I'll lay it on the line for ya. (singing) A bop-bop do-do do-be-do
Now I am the king of the swingers, oooh
The jungle V.I.P
I've reached that top and had to stop
And that's what's botherin' me
I wanna be a man, man-cub,
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men, I'm tired of monkeyin' around
Ohh, oobie-do,
Monkeys: (sing) Bop-do-wee
Louie: I wanna be like you
Monkeys: Hum dee oobee-do-ba
Louie: I wanna walk like you
Monkeys: Tee
Louie: Talk like you,
Monkeys: Too
Louie: Too!
Monkeys: Wee be-dee be-dee do
Louie: You see it's true,
Monkeys: Shoo-ba dee-do
Louie: An ape like me
Monkeys: Shoo-be do-bee do-bee
Can learn to be Human too
(He makes sounds as if playing a horn and has a little classical fight with the small servant monkey)
Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah
(Monkeys applaud)
Mowgli: Gee, cousin Louie, you're doing real good.
Louie: (speaks) Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of man's red fire.
Mowgli: But I don't know how to make fire.
Noby: Neither do we, for we are too young to make the fire.
Louie: (sings) Now, don't try to kid me, man-cub and reindeer
I made a deal with you
What I desire is man's red fire
To make my dream come true
(Doraemon, Big G., Sneech, Ferb and Bagheera reach the walls of the Ruins)
Now give me the secret, man-cub
Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power of man's red flower
So I can be like you
Bagheera: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.
Doraemon: I didn't know they thought of that.
Sneech: We can't let them stay in the Ruins.
Big G.: What are we going to do?
Baloo: I'll tear him limb from limb, I'll beat him, I'll.. I'll.. ummm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!
Big G.: Why are you doing it? This is no time to...(dances happily) Yay. I love this dancin'
Sneech: Me too. And we love that music.
Doraemon: Sneech, Big G., will you please stop dancing?
Bagheera: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen! This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it! And I'm loaded with both.
Doraemon: Are you listening to us?
Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance, (Big G. and Sneech walk and dance) I'll rescue Mowgli. Got that?
Baloo: (walking and dancing along) I'm gone then, solid gone.
Doraemon: Guys! Where are you going?
Bagheera: Not yet, Baloo!
(Louie, servant monkey, Noby, Phineas and Mowgli come by, dancing, and when Bagheera reaches for Mowgli, Baloo, Sneech and Big G. enter, dressed up as a big probably female monkeys)
Baloo: Hey! (singing) Da-zaap bon-ronee Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non Hene-bebe-re, Doot zaba-doo-dee-day
Doo-bam doo-boo-bee-bay
Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!
Louie: (sings) Abba-do-dee?
Big G.: (sings in Baloo's voice) With a reep-bon-naza!
Louie: Eh ba-daba doy
Sneech: (sing in Baloo's voice) Well-a-la-ba zini
Louie: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop
Baloo: See-ble-bop, dooney
Louie: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Baloo: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!
Louie: Rrrawr, rrrawr
Baloo: (sings) Get mad, baby!
Louie: Hada-lada hada-lada
Baloo: With a hada-lada hadoo-doo
Louie: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle
Baloo: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa
Louie: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot
Baloo: Zee-ba-da-da Haba-da
Louie: Yoo-hoo-hoo
Monkeys: Bop-do-wee
Louie: I wanna be like you
Monkeys: Hum dee oobee-do-ba
Louie: I wanna walk like you
Monkeys: Dee
Louie: Talk like you
Monkeys: Too
Baloo: Too-oo-oo!
Monkeys: Wee be-dee be-dee do
Everybody: You see it's true, hoo-hoo
Someone like me-ee-ee
Can learn to be like someone like me
Baloo: Take me home, Daddy!
Everybody: (sings) Can learn to be like someone like you
Louie: One more time!
(Baloo's disguise falls off)
Baloo: (sings alone) Yeah! Can learn to be (Rudolph, Noby and Sue see Baloo dancing) like someone like me (Mowgli sees Baloo) Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat... Ehh..
Monkey #?: It's Baloo, the bear!
Monkey #?: Yeah, that's him!
Monkey #?: How'd he get in there?
Mowgli: Baloo, it's you.
(Here goes the classical scene where Mowgli goes from Monkeys to Baloo/Bagheera several times resulting in desctuction of Ancient Ruins)
Baloo: Whew. Ha ha ha. Man, that's what I call a swingin' party.