Pacha: Uh, afternoon, Your Highness. I'm here because I received a summons...
Kuzco: Hey, there he is! My main village man. And my favorite King Babar and Lord Rataxes.
Pacha: Um, Pacha.
Babar: That right. I am Babar.
Franklin: My name is Franklin. This is Snail. These are other friends, Bear and Beaver. These are my family, my parents, my granny and my sister, Harriet.
Goose: My name is Goose.
Fox: I'm Fox.
Rabbit: I'm Rabbit.
Skunk: My name's Skunk.
Badger: I am Badger.
Raccoon: I am Raccoon.
Slyly: They call me Slyly.
Leonard: I'm Leonard.
Celeste: I am his wife, Celeste. These are our children, Pom, Flora, Alexander and Isabelle.
Otter: I am Otter.
Moose: My name is Moose.
Klaus: I am Klaus, and this is Dany.
Dodger: I'm Dodger. and this is Tito, Einstein, Francis and Rita.
Pacha: Anyway, l-I got this summons...
Kuzco: Pacha. That's right. You are just the people I wanted to see.
Pacha: We are?
Kuzco: Word on the street is you can fix my problem. You can fix my problem, can't you?
Pacha: Sure. I'll do what I can.
Kuzco: Good, good. That's just what I wanted to hear. Are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire?
Pacha: Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace. We also herd the llamas that you... (Kuzco opens the cover) My village?
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. You got a pretty sweet little setup there on top of that hill, don't you?
Pacha: Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations.
Franklin's mom: I didn't know you had a family.
Kuzco: Uh-huh. So tell me...where do you find you get the most sun?
Pacha: Oh, l-I'd say just on the other side of those trees. When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.
Kuzco: Well, that settles it.
Kuzco: Yep. Problem solved. Thanks for coming.
Pacha: That's it?
Beaver: (in Alice's voice) Is that all?
Pacha: That's all you wanted me for?
Kuzco: I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool.
Pacha: Uh, your pool?
Rabbit: (in Young Thumper's voice) Gee whiz, what happened that time?
Kuzco: Welcome to Kuzcotopia...my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide.
Kuzco: Isn't it great? It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy.
Pacha: I don't understand how this could happen.
Kuzco: Well, let me clear it up for you. At my birthday celebration tomorrow...I give the word, and your town will be destroyed...to make way for this.
Franklin: We cannot buy anything.
(Pacha puts the toy roof on the toy house, but Kuzco throws on a tiny bit to the floor)
Kuzco: So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change-of-address forms on the way home.
Dodger: What on earth do you think we do?
Kuzco: Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?
Pacha: Oh, but wait. You can't...
(The guards block Pacha and friends)
Kuzco: When I give the word... your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Pacha: (the guards take them out) Oh, w-wait. No...
Kuzco: (narrating) Oh, yeah. Everything was goin' my way. (Meanwhile, Kronk destroys the statue of Kuzco) Or so I thought.