This is how Sci-Ryan and Crash visits La Cite des Clothes in Ryan's Quest: Dream Drop Distance.

[The scene opens up to a festival. The title of the world name appears: "La Cite des Clothes" before disappearing. Sci-Ryan and Crash hears music]

Sci-Ryan: What is that music?

Crash Bandicoot: Let's check it out, mate.

[The song Topsy Turvy starts playing]

Choir: Come one, come all~

Leave your looms and milking stools, coop the hens and pen the mules~

Come one, come all~

Close the churches and the schools~

It's the day for breaking rules~

Come and join the Feast of...~

Clopin: Fools!

Sci-Ryan: No Dream Eaters here. So, let's party!

Crash Bandicoot: Once a year we throw a party, here in town~

Clopin: Once a year we turn all Paris upside down~

Sci-Ryan: Every man's a king and every king's a clown~

Clopin: Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day~

Sci-Ryan: Good is bad~

And best is worst and west is east~

On the day, we think of most of those with least~

Clopin: Everything is topsy turvy~

At the Feast of Fools~

Choir: Topsy Turvy~

Sci-Ryan: Everything is Upsy-Daisy~

Choir: Topsy Turvy~

Crash Bandicoot: Everyone is acting crazy!~

Clopin: Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet~

That's the way on Topsy Turvy Day~

Sci-Ryan: Crash? You think this festival is cool.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. [looks to see Ryan] There's Ryan. He's having a good time.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi, guys! I guess Sora will find me sometime.

Sci-Ryan: And I like that outfit. Might be Yen Sid's magic.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks. If you see Sora, tell him I've been to a party.

Choir: Topsy Turvy~

Ryan F-Freeman and Sci-Ryan: Beat the drums and blow the trumpets~

Choir: Topsy Turvy~

Clopin, Sci-Ryan, Ryan, Crash and choir: Join the bums and thieves and strumpets~

Streaming in from Chartres to Calais~

Clopin: Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy~

Sci-Ryan: On the 6th of "Januvery"?~

Clopin, Sci-Ryan, Ryan, Crash and choir: All because it's Topsy Turvy Day~

Clopin: Come one, come all~

Sci-Ryan: Hurry, hurry~

Crash Bandicoot: Here's your chance~

Ryan F-Freeman: See the mystery and romance~

Sci-Ryan: Come one!~

Crash Bandicoot: Come all~

Clopin: See the finest girl in France~

Make an entrance to entrance~

Dance la Esmeralda....~


[Clopin throws his fist down then the smoke clears to reveal Esmeralda]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow!

[Esmeralda starts dancing on stage]

Crash Bandicoot:

Sci-Ryan: She's wonderful to me.

Judge Claude Frollo: Look at that disgusting display.

Peobus: Yes, sir.

Crash Bandicoot: You can dance, Sci-Ryan. Go for it.

[Sci-Ryan jumps onto the stage and starts dancing]

Ryan F-Freeman: Go, Sci-Ryan! Dance!

[Esmeralda dances with Sci-Ryan]

Crash Bandicoot: [pulls out a pen and autograph book] Hey, Sci-Ryan! Can I have your autograph?

[Sci-Ryan grabs the pen and wright his name on Crash's autograph then resume dancing]

Sci-Ryan: [chuckles] You're welcome.

Crash Bandicoot: Yeah.

[Sci-Ryan winks. Then he grabs a guard's spear and Esmeralda twirls around it. The crowd cheers as Sci-Ryan and Esmeralda finished dancing]

Crash Bandicoot: Bravo, Sci-Ryan!

Crowd: [cheers]

Sci-Ryan: Thank you. Thank you. I did well with that dance. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Clopin: And now, ladies and gentleman. The piece of resistance.

Sci-Ryan: Here it is~

The moment you've been waiting for~

Clopin: Here it is, you know exactly what's in store~

Sci-Ryan: Now's the time we laugh until our sides get sore~

Sci-Ryan and Clopin: Now's the time we crown the King of Fools!~

Clopin: You all remember last year's king?

Sci-Ryan: I can do this, chap. [sings] So, make a face that's horrible and frightening~

Make a face as gruesome as a gargoyle's wing~

Hugo: Hey!

Sci-Ryan: For the face that's ugliest will be the King of Fools~

Clopin: Why?

Choir: Topsy Turvy~

Sci-Ryan: Ugly folks, forget your shyness~

Choir: Topsy Turvy~

Clopin: You could soon be called "Your Highness"~

Chorus: Put your foulest features on display~

Clopin, Sci-Ryan and Chorus: Be the king of Topsy Turvy Day~

[The contestants try to make a face but gets bucked by Esmeralda's goat. Esmeralda tried to pull Quasimodo's mask but fails. She gasps]

Man: That's no mask.

Woman: It's his face!

Sci-Ryan: Is that...?

Man 2: It's the bell ringer from Notre Dame!

[Quasimodo covers his face in shame]

Sci-Ryan: Oh my gosh. [to the crowd] Wait! Everyone! Do not panic.

Clopin: He's right, ladies and gentleman. We asked for the ugliest face in Paris and here he is. Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame!

Sci-Ryan: Ev-er-y-bo-dy!

Chorus: Once a year we throw a party, here in town~

Sci-Ryan: Hail to the king~

Chorus: Once a year we turn all Paris upside down~

Clopin: Oh, what a king~

Chorus: Once a year, the ugliest will wear the crown~

Sci-Ryan: Girls, give a kiss~

Chorus: Once a year on Topsy Turvy Day~

Sci-Ryan and Clopin: We never had a king like this~

Clopin, Sci-Ryan and Chorus: And it's the day we do the things that we deplore~

On the other three hundred and sixty-four~

Once a year, we love to drop in~

Where the cheer is never stopping~

For the chance to pop some popinjay~

And pick a king who'll put the top in~ Tur...vy...~

Sci-Ryan and Clopin: Topsy Turvy~

Mad and crazy~


Topsy Turvy Day!~

Crash Bandicoot: Bravo!

Sci-Ryan: That was great, right, Ryan? Ryan?

(And they noticed Ryan is gone)

Sci-Ryan: Where did he go?

Crash: Looks like he went off to find Sora. Let's go to Notre Dame.

They went inside and they saw three Gargoyle

Sci-Ryan: What's with these Gargoyle?

Then it moves and it scared Sci-Ryan

Sci-Ryan: It moves!

Hugo: Oh. Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. I'm Hugo.



Sci-Ryan: Who's Quasimodo?

Victor: He's a Hunchback guy from Notre Dame, we live here.

Sci-Ryan: He lives here why?

Laverne: Because of Frollo.

Crash: Who is Frollo?

Hugo: The Guy who saved him. Frollo never let him go outside to see his hideous look.

Sci-Ryan: So he forbid him for going outside? We can't let him be in prison. Maybe we should go see him.

Hugo: Before we go, should we do a song first?

Crash: Yes please.

After the Song

They went off and then they saw a Giant Dream Eater

Sci-Ryan: Let's go catch it!

They went off and they are fighting it and they defeated it

Crash: That takes care of that. Let's go see Quasimodo.

Sci-Ryan: Oh, don't worry. Ryan and the others will help him.

Crash: Yeah. And I liked how you dance with a lady.

(They saw a Keyhole and they seal it)

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