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This is how later on and in the sunflower field goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[Thomas leads his friends through a field of sunflowers]

Crash Bandicoot: So, Thomas. What's the deal Farquaad's talking about?

Thomas: We rescue Princess Fiona and he'll remove those fairytale creatures. Like in Shrek's movie.

Matau T. Monkey: I see your point. Why would Grimlock will make Farquaad do the thing. Pull some of the ogre stuff on him. You know, throttle him. Lay chaos to his fortress. Grind his bones to make some bread for Shrek. You know, what Donkey is talking about.

Grimlock: You know what? Maybe you're right, Matau. Maybe I could've decaptivated an entire village and put their heads on a pike. Got a knife, cut out their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?

Matau T. Monkey: Umm. No. I don't think that's good to me.

Thomas: Anyways, guys. Shrek told me once that ogres are like onions. [shows them an onion which Matau sniffs]

Matau T. Garrison: They stink?

Thomas: Yes. [thinks about what he just said] No.

Matau T. Monkey: Or they make you cry.

Thomas: No.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. You leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and starts sprouting little white hairs.

Crash Bandicoot: NO! Layers.

Thomas: Onions have layers. Ogres have them too you know.

Crash Bandicoot: I see your point, Thomas.[to Matau] You get it, Matau? They both have layers.

[Thomas, Crash and Grimlock move away. Matau sniffs the onion again]

Matau T. Monkey: Oh. I get it. They both have layers. I'll save it for dinner. But not everybody likes them, you know.

[Matau then puts the onion in his bag]

Matau T. Monkey: Hey. Donkey did mention something about cakes. They got layers.

Thomas: I know, Matau. Ogres are not like cakes, you know.

Crash Bandicoot: Well, when Ryan will make his Adventure team with Meg, I hope someone likes parfaits. I don't know if I met a person you say "Hey, let's get some parfaits" and they be like "Heck no. I don't like no parfaits". Parfaits are so yummy.

Thomas: Crash, I know you remembered what Donkey said. Ogres are not like parfaits as well. Jessie Primefan would be pleased by this. We got a princess to rescue.

Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Train-Prime. And I guess parfaits maybe the yummy thing on this or any other world.

Thomas: You know, you are getting the hang on it, Matau.

Matau T. Monkey: Sure. And I hope I got my tissue box just in case one of us is making a mess. Donkey did say that just the word parfaits made him start slobbering.

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