This is how Leaving Cybertron and the red night goblin goes in Thomas and Diesel's Christmas Miracle.

[It's the Christmas season and Ryan and the others are getting ready to go to Earth]

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, Optimus. I guess this is goodbye for now.

Optimus Prime: I know, Ryan. You and your friends are going to Earth for the holiday.

[Everyone climbs into the balloon that they built and soon fly into the air]

Crash Bandicoot: Earth, here we come.

Twilight Sparkle: I can't wait to resume my role as a princess.

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm sure you do, Twilight.[turns to Starlight] Starlight, what do you want for Christmas?

Starlight Glimmer: What I really want for Christmas, Ryan, is be with Sunburst again.

Pinkie Pie: I can't wait to see Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake again.

Matau T. Monkey: I hope I see Batman, Gandalf and Wyldstyle again.

Joy: What do you want for Christmas, Thomas?

Thomas The Tank Engine: I don't know yet. But I think that what I really want this time of year is be with all my friends.

[Down below, Optimus gets hit in the head with spear which then lands on the ground]

Crash Bandicoot: Optimus! Are you ok?

Optimus Prime: Yes. I'm fine. [picks up the spear and a stone flies over his head] Huh?

Ryan F-Freeman: Hmm. I wonder where that flying stone came from.

Matau T. Monkey: Let me have a look.[takes out a telescope and looks]

[Ultra Magnus then gets hit in the head with another stone and turns to see various stones, spears and ones that are on fire flying at them]

Ultra Magnus: Everybody, duck!

[As the Autobots duck, Ryan uses his magic to protect him and the others. But, however, a flaming spear hits the balloon and starts burning it to bits]

Twilight Sparkle: [panics]

Matau T. Monkey: Great Scott! Fire!

[Everyone in the balloon starts screaming]

Ryan F-Freeman; Don't worry. I'll put the fire out.

[Suddenly, Heatwave the fire-bot shows up]

Ryan F-Freeman: Heatwave? You're going to help me?

Heatwave: Don't worry. I'll deal with this. [puts out the flames]

Ryan F-Freeman: Friends, brace of impact!

Heatwave: Uh-oh!

[The balloon hits the ground and collapses on top of him, the Autobots, the ponies, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Thomas and his friends]

Ryan F-Freeman:[groans] Is everyone ok?

Thomas: Ow! My head!

Ryan F-Freeman: Contralto, where are you?

Contralto: [waves] Right here.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh, right.[waves back at Contralto]

Ratchet: Well, that wasn't very lucky.

Starlight Glimmer: Someone's trying to attack us.

[Suddenly, the sound of laughter is heard]

Matau T. Monkey: Contralto? Are you laughing?

Contralto: No.

[Matau summons his Keyblade and cuts through the fabric]

Starlight Glimmer: Who do you see, Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: I see Sideswipe. And he's laughing.

Cupcake Slash: Sideswipe is laughing at us?

Sideswipe: [through laughter] Yeah! Got you good, didn't I.

Ryan F-Freeman: Why did you hit the balloon, Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: Well, I thought that since it's Christmas Eve, I might pull a prank off.

Matau T. Monkey: So, all this is a joke, Sideswipe?

Sideswipe: Yeah.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh, I get it. [laughs]

Starlight Glimmer: [laughs]

Rigby: We really fell for it![laughs]

Sideswipe: But we have to watch out for the Red Night Goblin, a creatures who pelds people with black rocks, hundreds of them.

Ryan F-Freeman: Is he bad, like the Ice King?

Sideswipe: I suppose so.

Matau T. Monkey: Don't worry, Contralto. I'll protect you.

[Suddenly, a red light appears in the sky]

Crash Bandicoot: Look. That's a nice light.

[Suddenly, hundreds of black rocks come flying out of the sky at a rapid pace]

Ryan F-Freeman: Everyone, take cover!

Cupcake Slash: What's happening?!

Crash Bandicoot: Black rock! That's what.

Twilight Sparkle: Thomas! Do something.

Thomas: Ok, Twilight.

[Thomas takes out his Iron Blaster]

Ryan F-Freeman: Twilight, where did your boyfriend have a gun?

Twilight Sparkle: When he became a Prime, duh.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks for reminding me, Twilight.

Thomas: You're going down, Red Night Goblin guy. [fires]

[The blue blast hits the red light]

Cody Fairbrother: Did you get it, Thomas?

Thomas: I think I did.

Ryan F-Freeman: I hope the Dazzlings are not with the goblin.

Optimus Prime: Let's hurry and see where that object landed.

Twilight Sparkle: I hope it's safe.

Matau T. Monkey: If it's the Dazzlings, I'll protect Master Ryan.

[They enter the woods, where they find candy canes, coloured boxes and coal littering the floor]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. Are those presents?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes. But why are they lying around scattered like this?

Brian the Crocodile:[bites on a black rock] Yuk! That rock tastes like coal.

Arcee: There are candy canes too.

Rainbow Dash: Thomas. I think you just shot down... [pushes back some bushes to reveal Santa Clause]

Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry, Rainbow Dash. I'll scan the pilot of the sleigh.

[Ryan takes out his scanner]

Batman(The LEGO Movie): You know who he is, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes, Batman. Name starts with Santa, ends with Clause.

Thomas: I shot down Santa.

Matau T. Monkey: Great Scott! It's Santa!

Rainbow Dash: Oh, Thomas is gonna be on the Naughty List for sure now.

Ryan F-Freeman: Santa, are you ok?

Santa Clause: Who's he?

Ryan F-Freeman: You're Santa Clause. I'm Ryan F-Freeman.

Santa: Oh, well, it's, uh, nice to meet you. [takes off his hat revealing a huge bump]

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow.[turns to his friends] I think Santa must've hit his head in the crash.

Thomas: Oooh. That can't be good.

Crash Bandicoot: Sweet Ipad from Lapland!

Ratchet: Santa has lost his memory. We do not know when he will regain it.

Bumblebee: Team huddle.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok.

[The teams puts their heads together]

Ryan F-Freeman: Anybody have any ideas? [to Starlight] And it better not be haveing you removing Twilight's and my Cutie Marks.

Starlight Glimmer: Relax. That's not going to happen. Besides, I'm good now.

Ryan F-Freeman: Good to know.

Rigby: Sideswipe, I'm sure if we do Santa's job delivering presents right?

Sideswipe: Yeah. And?

Bumblebee: We do that and then, on the way home, he drops Ryan and the gang back on Earth. It's perfect.

Crash Bandicoot: That is a good idea.

Sunset Shimmer: Come on. Let's go find that sleigh of his.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Sunset.[turns to Donkey] You know where Santa's sleigh is?

Donkey: Ryan, do I look like a bloodhound to you? In case you and your friends haven't noticed I'm a donkey not a dog.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah, Donkey. We get it. Because, if you were a dog, we would be calling you Dog, not Donkey.

Matau T. Monkey: Thomas, you know where Santa's sleigh is?

Thomas: I think I do. [opens a panel on his arm and finds a blinking red dot] That way.

Crash Bandicoot: Ok. Let's go.

[They walk to the where the sleigh landed]

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!

Thomas: What is it?

Ryan F-Freeman: Look.

[Everyone gasps]

[A huge sleigh and a whole lot of reindeer stand before them]

Shrek: Wow!

Donkey: What are we supposed to do now?

Bumblebee: Why don't we ask the reindeer?

Ryan F-Freeman: Good idea.

[They approach the critters]

Bumblebee: Hey. Excuse me. Little guys.

[They lift their heads]

Ryan F-Freeman: Hi there. I'm Ryan F-Freeman.

[Suddenly, A candy cane shoots by into a tree]

Matau T. Monkey: Starlight, did you thorw something at Master Ryan?

Starlight Glimmer: No. But they did. [points to the Penguins of Madagascar]

[Matau gets out a telescope and looks at the Penguins of Madagascar]

Thomas: Skipper? Kowlazki? Rico? Private? What are you four doing here?

Twilight Sparkle: Why did you guys just shoot that candy cane?

Skipper: These reindeer are our mortal enemies.

Prancer: We meet again, South Polers.

Skipper: North Polers.

[The penguins slide over]

Knock Out: I assume you two know each other?

Skipper: Oh, you bet we do.

Prancer: Hmm-mmm.

Knock Out: So then why are you fighting?

Ryan F-Freeman: Tell us what's the matter.

Skipper: Well, Santa used to live with us, when these North Polers hijacked him.

Crash Bandicoot: Santa used to live in the South Pole? Oh wow.

Prancer: Nuh-uh. If Santa had to choose which Pole he lived in, it would be North.

Crash Bandicoot: Well said, Prancer.[gives Prancer a carrot]

Bumblebee: Guys, we're helping Santa with his delivery run.

Prancer: Why don't you ask your South Poler friends to help? Oh, they can't fly can they?

[The reindeer fly away]

Private: So now what?

Ryan F-Freeman: Why are you leaving, Prancer?

Donkey: Never mind him. Just look at this sparkly stuff.

Shrek: Donkey, wait!

Crash Bandicoot: Donkey, do think this sparkly stuff is like Pixie Dust?

Donkey: I don't know. [pours some on himself]

Ryan F-Freeman:[thinks then a lightbulb appears above his head] I got it!

Donkey: What?

Ryan F-Freeman: If I can use my Pixie Dust on the Penguins and our friends then they'll can fly.

Donkey: Why don't we just use the sparkly stuff?

Ryan F-Freeman: You can put some on yourself, Donkey.

Donkey: Okay. [does so]

Ryan F-Freeman: I'll use some Pixie Dust on you, friends.[shoots Pixie Dust from his flamethrowers at his friends]

Cupcake Slash: [laughs] That tickles.

Private: What is this stuff, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Pixie Dust. Now think happy thoughts.

Matau T. Monkey: I sense there's a song coming on.

Cupcake Slash: What kind of song?

Matau T. Monkey: You can Fly from Disney's Peter Pan.

Donkey: Let's stick to our thoughts for now.

Matau T. Monkey: Yes, Donkey.[thinks]

[Donkey imagines himself and Dragon]

Donkey: I love you, babe.

Dragon:[purrs for I love you too]

[Donkey then gets everybody in the sleigh]

Donkey: Alright, everybody. Fasten your seatbelts.

[Private imagines himself married to one of the reindeer, Donna]

Donkey: Alright. Here we go. [flies upwards, dragging everyone else and the sleigh behind him]

Thomas: Whoa! Donkey! That's too fast!

[The sleigh zooms through the sky]

Twilight Sparkle: DONKEY! SLOW DOWN!

[Meanwhile, at Canterlot]

Princess Celestia: I would like to welcome Santa Clause to Canterlot.

[Everybody claps and cheers]

Princess Celestia: We will do our best to help him regain his memory. Everypony, do the very best you can.

Princess Luna: And be sure to always be nice to our new guest.


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