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This is how Lord Farquaad's lair and the princess choice goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[At Duloc, the evil Lord Farquaad and his three Princess daughters, Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze head to the Dungeon]

Evil Ryan: Hi, dad.

Lord Fraquaad: Hello, son. Is the prisoner ready to talk?

Evil Ryan: I think he does. Airachnid, bring in the Gingerbread man.

[Airachnid throws him down on to the table]

Bertram T. Monkey: You see that, farther? Airachnid is fallen under our spell.

Lord Farquaad: Yes, yes, yes, Bertram. Now if you'll excuse me and me three daughters.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ok.

[Lord Farquaad walks up to Gingy, his three daughters behind him]

Lord Farquaad: [playing with Gingy's legs] Run, run, run. As fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man.

Gingy: What are you doing to my legs? You're a monster!

Bertram T. Monkey: My father's not the monster here. You are.

Aria Blaze: As if, Bertram.

Bertram T. Monkey: I know, Aria. [to Gingy] You and the rest of the fairytale rubbish poisoning my father's perfect world. Although My sisters and I have got them all like those Pokémon. Now tell us. Where are the others?

Gingy: Eat me! [spits in Bertram's face]

Evil Ryan: Bertram. Let me handle this. [to Gingy] We're trying to be fair to you fairytale characters, but now my dad's patience has reached it's end. Tell us[grabs one of Gingy's buttons] or I'll...

Adagio Dazzle: [grabs Evil Ryan's arm] Brother. Please. The best way to handle this is to be calm and just let the words come out of his mouth.

Evil Ryan: I guess you're right, Adagio.[lets go of Gingy's button] Ok, Gingy. Can you tell us who's hiding them, please?

Gingy: Okay. Well, for starters, do you know who the Muffin Man is?

Evil Ryan: The Muffin Man?

Gingy: Yep. That's who I'm talkin' about.

Bertram T. Monkey: [wipes milk off his face] Gingy, did you say something about the Muffin Man?

Gingy: Exactly.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ok. Carry on then.

Aria Blaze: We've heard this story again from time to time.

Bertram T. Monkey: I know, big sister. I heard this story all the time so I'm going to play along.

Sonata Dusk: Guys, I think farther is being too hard on the fairytale creatures and should be more fair like Adagio.

Evil Anna: I think you're right, Sonata. I think he needs to go to an Anger management class.

[Soon enough, the guards come in with a magic mirror]

Evil Ryan: What's the news?[coughs like General Grievous]

Guard: Well, we got the magic mirror your farther wanted.

Evil Ryan: Well. What are we waiting for? Bring it in please.

[A few moments later, the mirror is placed against the wall and unvealed]

Bertram T. Monkey: Wow!

Evil Ryan: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is the kingdom fair from wall to wall?

Mirror: Oh yes. Duloc is a wonderful land, but there's one thing you forgot. Your father's not a king, Prince Evil Ryan, and so a kingdom it is not.

Evil Ryan: As a matter of fact, I've not even thought of that. Then how does he become one?

Mirror: There's one way your father can become one. All he has to do is marry a princess.

Evil Ryan: So, what choices are there?

Mirror: So. Just sit back and relax, Evil Ryan. Because it's time for you to meet today eligible princesses. So, choice number 1: Cinderella. Choice number 2: Snow White. Choice number 3: Princess Fiona. So, which will be your farther's choice?

Evil Ryan: Ok, Dad. Which princess are you going to pick?

[With everyone shouting different answers, Farquaad doesn't know which one]

Evil Ryan: Adagio. Can you help me to tell Dad to pick princess number 3?

Adagio Dazzle: Daddy! Daddy, pick the third princess.

Lord Fraquaad: Ok, Evil Ryan and Adagio. Princess number 3?

Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.

[Evil Ryan and Adagio started dancing around happily]

Evil Ryan: Fiona. She's perfect.

Adagio Dazzle: I know, brother. I'm so happy that our pendants are glowing!

Evil Ryan: Should I tell him what happens to her at night?

Adagio Dazzle: Ok, Evil Ryan. Tell Dad about what happens.

Evil Ryan: Dad. We need to talk about Fiona.

Lord Fraquaad: Yes, Evil Ryan. What is about?

Evil Ryan: There's a little something happens at night and.... [Farquaad interrupts]

Lord Fraquaad: Ok. Silence.

Evil Ryan:[groans]

Airachnid: Shall I assemble your finest knights, master?

Evil Ryan: Yes, Airachnid. And have Kylo Ren to help you.

[Airachnid and Kylo Ren leave]

Lord Fraquaad: Evil Ryan? Who is Kylo Ren?

Evil Ryan: Kylo Ren is an agent to the First Order.

Lord Farquaad: Oh, I see.

Bertram T. Monkey: Think of it, father. You will make Princess Fiona your queen and Duloc will finally have the perfect king.

Lord Farquaad: Yes, yes, I know, Bertram. Come on, ladies.

Bertram T. Monkey: You too, Evil Anna.

[Sonata, Aria, Adagio and Evil Anna follow their farther]

Evil Ryan: You know, Bertram. Looks like we're going to have a tournament.

Bertram T. Monkey: Yes. You're right.

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