This is how Mater the Greater goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's adventures of A Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales.

[The short begins at Flo's V8 Café where Luigi, Guido, Lightning and the others are enjoying some refreshments when Mater appears driving over a ramp backwards and flying over their heads]

Mater: Whoa! [lands on some oil cans]

Ryan Tokisaki: You ok, Mater?

Mater: Shoot. That was nothin'. I used to be a daredevil.

Juniper Montage: You did? I guess he must be a REAL star.

Thomas: Yeah. We were part of his stunt team.

Evil Ryan: I guess folks came for all around the world to see our stunts.


Crowd: [cheering]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlecars. Mater the Greater and his stunt team!

[They burst out from behind a sign]

Sci-Ryan: Hello, Cars world! [to Sci-Twi] I always wanted to be a stunt Shadowbolt.

[Mater drives up a ramp and winks at Mia and Tia who are made up to resemble Mater himself]

Codiper Montage: Get your Mater teeth right here! Two buck teeth for one buck!

Forklift: This is great. [to Codiper] Keep up a good job, you get a lot friends.

[Mater and the others look at the crowd]

Car: You're our heroes, man!

[They back up to a wall and race off]

Announcer: And there they go!

[They speed up the ramp but land on two cars]

Car: Ow.

[They walk along the cars]

Evil Ryan: Excuse us.

Bertram T. Monkey: Pardon me.

Mater: Coming through.

Sci-Ryan: Good to see you.

Spikewave: You needed that.

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, Rick. How is the kids?

Sari Sumdac: Watch your hood.

Thomas: Heads up down there.

[They go over the other ramp]

Announcer: They made it!

[The crowd cheers]

Ratchet: Did Ryan say my line?

Evil Ryan: Yes.

Female car: Mater IS greater!

Car: You're the girl, Meg!


Evil Ryan: [narrating] We did all kinds of stunts.

Mater: Fire!

[Mater got through the ring of fire then Sci-Ryan lands on Ashi before giving her his Autograph. Later, Mater and his friends are on a plane]

Matau T. Monkey: Yahoo!


Ryan F-Freeman: [narrating] We busted nearliy every part in our bodies for Ratchet to fix.


Crash Bandicoot: [narrating] But, the greatest stunt Mater the Greater and his team ever did, was jumping Carburetor Canyon.

[in reality]

Lightning McQueen: Jumping Carburetor Canyon?

Megatron: That do not happen.

Bertram T. Monkey: Come on, you two. You remember. You was there too.


Megatron and McQueen: WHAT?!

[Crash puts on a flower on Megatron's chest]

Sci-Ryan: Are you ready?

Lightning McQueen: Ready?

Mater: All right then. Get er done!

[McQueen and Megatron gets blasted down the ramp and up into the air while screaming]

[In reality]

Megatron: What happend to us?

Bertram T. Monkey: You made it but McQueen didn't make it.

[Everyone sighs]

Mater: Well. See you later. C'mon, guys. Let's go. [beeps]

Bertram T. Monkey: Right behind you. [follows Mater with Sunset]

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