This is how McQueen reveals he's not a spy goes in Cars 2 (remake).

[McQueen has a dream]

Lightning McQueen: Holley! Finn! Where are we?

Finn McMissile: We're in London, McQueen, inside Big Bentley.

[They are indeed in London]

Lightning McQueen: Whoa! Whoa! Oh, this... This is all my fault.

Finn McMissile: Don't be a fool, McQueen.

Lightning McQueen: But I am, remember? You said so.

Finn McMissile: When did I... [suddenly realizes] Oh. McQueen, I was complimenting you on what a good spy you are.

Lightning McQueen: I'M NOT A SPY!!!

["I'M NOT A SPY!!!" echoes through the entire clock]

[McQueen looks down]

Lightning McQueen: I've been trying to tell you that the whole time. I really am just a race car.

[Holley looks up]

Holley Shiftwell: Finn, he's not joking.

Finn McMissile: I know.

Lightning McQueen: You were right, Finn. I'm a fool. And what's happened to Mater is 'cause I'm such a big one. This is all my fault.

[Grem and Acer arrive]

Grem: Good, you're up!

Acer: And just in time!

Grem: Professor Z wanted you to have a front row seat for the death of Mater!

Lightning McQueen: He's still alive?

Grem: [pulls the sheet off revealing the WGP camera] Not for much longer!

[He points it outside at the track]

[At the pits, Sally and the other Radiator Springs folks have arrived]

Sally Carrera: We came as soon as you called.

Mater: I called to talk to McQueen.

Sally Carrera: He would want you to race for him.

Mater: I don't know.

Sally Carrera: Go on. Show them that even a tow truck can be a champion.

Mater: But what if I screw up?

Sally Carrera: You'll be fine. I promise.

Mater: Okay. For McQueen.

[He fills himself up and goes on to the track]

[The light goes green and the cars race off]

[Mater concentrates as he reaches second place]

[In the clock]

[McQueen watches as Mater passes by the big clock]

[Grem fires up the camera, however, Mater does not explode]

Zündapp: What happened?

Grem: I don't know, Professor.

[He listens to him as Acer talks over him]

Acer: What did you do?

Grem: I didn't do nothing. Ssh, I'm talking to the Professor. What's that, Professor?

Acer: You broke it!

Grem: Quiet! I understand, sir. Yes.

Acer: What did he say?

Grem: We go to the backup plan.

Lightning McQueen: Backup plan?

Grem: We snuck a bomb in your pit.

Acer: The next time your friend makes a stop, instead of saying "ka-chow", he's gonna go, ka-boom.

[Lightning races into the track]

British Officer Car: Come back here, STOP!

[He races on]

Luigi: McQueen!

Lightning McQueen: Everybody get out! Get out now! You all gotta get out the pits! [sees that Sally, Ramone, Flo, and Red are in the pits] Hey, what're you guys doing here?

Sally Carrera: We're here because of you, McQueen!

Flo: Is everything okay?

Lightning McQueen: No! Everything's not okay. There's a bomb in here. You all gotta get out! Now!

Everyone: [shocked] A bomb? Huh? Woah.

Finn McMissile: [over radio] McQueen.

Lightning McQueen: Finn, you're okay!

Finn McMissile: Listen to me. The bomb is on you! They knew you'd try to help Mater.

Holley Shiftwell: It's a set up!

Finn McMissile: When we were knocked out, they planted it your engine block!

Sally Carrera: What?

[Lightning lifts his hood, inside is the bomb]

Lightning McQueen: Uh-oh.

Ramone: This is bad.

[Mater arrives]

Mater: McQueen, there you are!

Lightning McQueen: Stop right thereǃ

Mater: Oh, man, I've been so worried about youǃ

Lightning McQueen: Don't come any closerǃ

Mater: Are you okay?

Flo: McQueen, what's going on?

Lightning McQueen: No, I'm not okayǃ Stay away from meǃ

Mater: No, wait, waitǃ

[McQueen goes onto the track]

Brent Mustangburger: Hold everything. A hot rod has just raced onto the track, and he's driving backwards!

[Mater goes after him]

Mater: McQueen, wait!

[The announcers watch]

David Hobbscap: Normally, an emergency vehicle on the track means there's been an accident.

[They spot Mater]

Brent: Wait, waitǃ Mater is chasing himǃ

[The chases continues]

Mater: McQueen, waitǃ

Lightning McQueen: Stay back! If you get close to me, you're gonna get hurt real bad!

Mater: I know I heard Sarge make you feel that way before, but none of that matters! Because we're best friends!

[The audience watches]

Brent Mustangburger: And Mater seems to be having a conversation with the hot rod!

Darrell Cartrip: I don't know who that race car is, Brent, but I'll tell you what, he's gotta be the world's best backwards driver!

[The events are shown on screen]

[Zündapp snickers and puts his tire near the detonation button]

[The chases continues]

Lightning McQueen: Mater, you don't get it! I'm the bomb!

Mater: Yes, McQueen, you are the bomb! That's what I'm trying to say here! You've always been the bomb, and you will always be the bomb.

Lightning McQueen: Stay away!

Mater: No, never!

[Mater speeds up]

Zündapp: [his tire is almost at the detonation button] Almost there.

[Mater catches up]

Mater: I'm not letting you get away again! [latches his tow hook onto Lightning]

Lightning McQueen: Gotta keep away from Mater!

Computer: Request acknowledged.

[Rockets come out of McQueen's back hinch]

Mater: [sees rockets; frightened] Oh, my gosh!

[He dodges the flames as the rockets fire up and send McQueen and Mater speeding through across the track]

Holley Shiftwell: McQueen, we've got to get that bomb off you.

Mater: "Bomb"?

Lightning McQueen: Yeah, they strapped it to me to kill you as a backup plan!

Mater: "Backup plan"?! McQueen, who put a bomb on you?

[Finn arrives with Zundapp]

Zündapp: You! Why didn't my death ray kill you?

Mater: Death ray?!

Finn McMissile: Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!

Zündapp: Are you all so dense? It's voice-activated. Everything is voice-activated these days.

Lightning McQueen: Deactivate, deactivate!

Bomb Computer: Voice denied.

[McQueen looks devastated]

Zündapp: Oops. Did I forget to mention that it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it?

Holley Shiftwell: [aims her tasers] Say it!

Zündapp: Deactivate.

Bomb Computer: Voice denied.

[McQueen looks frightened]

Zündapp: Oh. I am not the one who activated it. Would anyone else like to try?

[Holley zaps him]

Finn McMissile: [smiles] You read my mind.

Holley Shiftwell: He was getting on my nerves.

[McQueen looks at the bomb]

Mater: What do we do?

[They then hear music]

Lemon leaders: What we have in store~

All we want and more~

We will break on through~

Now it's time to finish you~

Curby J Gremlin: Yeah, but it's worth a shot.

[Red blasts him with water from behind]

[Finn causes four Hugos to crash into each other]

[Holley uses her wings to defeat four others]

[Two Gremlins' tires come off, courtesy of Luigi and Guido]

Guido: Pit stop.

[Flo blinds one of the lemons]

[Sheriff puts a parking boot on him]

Sheriff: Not today, boys!

[Guido pushes another lemon forward]

[McQueen defends Mater]

[He hits Ivan and a few lemons and throws another at Ramone who paint sprays the lemon's eyes]

Unknown Lemon: Retreat!

[They run into Sarge and the army]

Sarge: Thanks for the help, Corporal.

British Corporal: Anything for one of pop's mates.

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