(Doraemon and friends arrive in France)
Doraemon: We are here in France.
Noby: This is amazing.
Sue: I have never been to France before.
Sneech: It is my second time my mother and I have been here.
Big G.: I like to see the Eiffel Tower.
Doraemon: Let's go and meet someone.
(Meanwhile, back in palace, Mickey is shiNing the boots, Donald is fixing the pipes and Goofy is mopping the floor)
Mickey: YES, SIR. JANITORS TODAY, MUSKETEERS TOMORROW.
[PLUTO BARKING]
Mickey: HEY, MY LUCKY MUSKETEER HAT. (Pluto gives him a musketeer hat) OH, THANKS, BOY.
Pluto: RUFF RUFF
Mickey: REMEMBER WHEN THE MUSKETEERS GAVE ME THIS HAT, PLUTO? THEY EVEN AUTOGRAPHED IT. SEE?
Pluto: RUFF RUFF
Mickey: OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A GREAT BIG HERO. OW! CAREFUL, GOOFY.
Goofy: SORRY, MICKEY. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A MUSKETEER NEITHER, 'CAUSE I GOT PLENTY OF GOOD IDEAS. THE MUSKETEERS CAN USE A CLEVER FELLA LIKE ME.UH! YIPE! (seeing the mess covering in brown liquid)
Mickey: HEY, DONALD, HOW ABOUT YOU?
Donald: ARE YOU KIDDING? MUSKETEERS NEED GUYS LIKE ME THAT ARE BRAVE!
Mickey: YEAH, AND THEY NEED GUYS THAT ARE BRAVE, TOO.
Donald: THAT'S WHAT I SAID-- BRAVE.
[RUMBLING]
[CLUCK]
[CRASH]
[LAUGHS]
Noby: Hello there.
Mickey: Hello. Who are you?
Doraemon: My name is Doraemon.
Noby: Name's Noby.
Sue: I'm Sue.
Sneech: I'm Sneech.
Big G.: And my name is Big. G.
Mickey: Pleased to meet you. I'm Mickey Mouse.
Donald: I am Donald Duck.
Goofy: My name is Goofy.
Doraemon: Can we help you clean the place up?
Mickey: Sure. We also want to become the musketeers.
(Up in the bathroom)
Pete: [SINGING] YES, SIR. YES, SIR. YES, SIRREE. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL MONTH.
Goofy: MAYBE I CAN SAND IT OUT.
(Goofy tries to begin to sand the liquid off)
(Mickey grabs the sandpaper by mistake and shines the shoe but it is all sanded and ripped)
Mickey: OH! HUH?
(Mickey grabs the shoe and rips to make it right but it is lose)
(He looks up at the glue on the shelf and begin to climb to reach)
Mickey: ALMOST...[PIPE WHEEL SQUEAKING] WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! [WHISTLE BLOWING AND WATER SPILLS]
Donald: WHOA! WHOA!
Pete: ♪ A--I'M ADORABLE, B--I'M SO BEAUTIFUL ♪ WHAT?
[CLEAN MACHINE WHIRRING]
[DONALD HITS THE PIPE WITH HIS WRENCH BUT IT GOT STUCK
Donald: UH-OH! WHOA! (Running)
Mickey: ALMOST...GOT IT.
(The machine bumps)
Mickey: WHOA! (Saves the glue) I GOT IT! UH! WHOA! WHOA! GOOFY, LOOK OUT!
[CRASH]
WHOA!
(Pipes came loose)
[TAP TAP]
Pete: HUH? WHAT? UH-OH. WHOA! OOH! OOH! OOH! OH...
(Pete opens the bathtub cover)
Mickey: OH! CAPTAIN PETE.
[FANFARE PLAYS]
[THUD]
[DOOR CREAKS]
Pete: NOW LISTEN, YOU YARDSTICKS. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SCREW-UPS. YOU GUYS ARE HOPELESS. I LEAVE YOU FOR 5 MINUTES, AND I COME BACK TO A DISASTER!
Mickey: WELL, WE WERE PRACTICING OUR TEAMWORK SO WE CAN BE GOOD MUSKETEERS.
Pete: MUSKETEERS? HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA! WHOO HOO HOO! [COUGHING] HA HA HA...OH! MMM! THAT'S PRICELESS.
Mickey: BUT WE COULD WORK REALLY HARD AND PROVE OURSELVES, CAPTAIN PETE, AND THEN WOULD YOU LET US BE MUSKETEERS?
Pete: WELL, THERE'S 3 THINGS WRONG WITH THAT. ONE--
[CLUCKING]
Pete: YOU'RE A COWARD. 2--
[TELEPHONE BUSY SIGNAL]
Woman: WE'RE SORRY. THE NUMBER YOU'VE REACHED HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.
Pete: OH, YOU'RE A DOOFUS. AND, AS FOR YOU... WELL, YOU'RE JUST TOO SMALL. WHY, I WOULDN'T HAVE YOU YAHOOS AS MUSKETEERS EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST RECRUITS IN ALL OF MY BELOVED FRANCE! [HONK] [POP] SO, YOU WON'T NEED THIS, WILL YOU? YEAH. (Rolls the hat) HERE, KID. HAVE A BALL. HA HA! HAVE A BALL! HOO HOO! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! I'M GOING TO SEND THAT ONE IN TO THE DIGEST. HA HA HA... [DOOR SLAMS]
(Hat pops out)