Here's how meeting Minerva Mink goes in Brian and the Eeveelution Family's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Roger: [then sees something and gasps]
Bender: What? What is it, Roger? What's wrong?
Roger: Bender! It's her!
Bender: What? Who?
Roger: [points her finger] Look.
[Bender looks where he's pointing, and there was a hot mink]
Roger: Minerva Mink!
Bender: Oh, boy. Not this again.
Brian: Wait, slow down. Who is?
Bender: She's this hot Mink that Roger has a crush one.
Roger: I don't have a crush on her! I'm in love with her.
Zoe Trent: Yeah, which is also a crush.
Roger: Whatever.
Blythe Baxter: How long have you known her?
Roger: Eight months. Ever since I saw her, I just wanna do everything.
Bender: Blah blah blah! Roger, please! Every time you ask her out, you know what happens.
Roger: And what will that be?
Bender: An upset stomach.
Roger: Oh, shut up! That's not even true!
Bender: Excuses, excuses. I'll tell you what. Why don't you ask her out on our adventure.
The others: Ooooohhhhh...
Roger: No, dude. That's stupid.
Dawn: Come on, Roger. It's the more of the merrier.
Roger: Yeah, but I'm not sure if she's interest searching for a pirate!
Penny Ling: Come on, Roger. She can tell us what her life is all about.
Roger: I'm not asking her out! (everyone starts to murmur then Roger lets out a deep sigh.) Okay, fine. I'll ask her if she can come out with us.
Bender: Sweet! [laughs]
Roger: But you owe me on this!
Pepper Clark: Saddle up, lover alien. [puckers lips like a kissing]
Roger: [grabs her lips] Would you shut up!? [shakes her and lets her go] (deep sigh) Alright, I'm gonna make my move! [walks to her]
Bender: Oh, man. This is gonna be hilarious.
Roger: Minerva, my darling, would you kindly come with us on this adventure? No. That's stupid. (stops) Great, I'm in trouble. Oh, well. Just do your best Roger Smith, do your best. [walks to her]
[Minerva's getting her sun tan and Roger walks up beside her]
Roger: Heeeeyyyy, Minerva! What's up?
Minerva Mink: [lifts up her shades] Huh? [then notices Roger] Oh! Roger, what are you doing here?
Roger: Oh! [gets a sweat drop] I... guh..... I... I... I just like to come here on the beaches, and you getting sun tan, building sandcastles, and of course playing in the water.
Bender: Oh, man. This is the first sign of talking to her.
Peter: What's the second sign?
Bender: Your about to find out.
Roger: So.... what are you doing here?
Minerva Mink: I always come here for the summer.
Roger: Well... that's interesting.
Minerva Mink: Is something wrong?
Roger: Oh! No, no! I'm fine! Really, I'm fine.
Belle: He does't look fine.
Latios: Yeah, he looks crapped up.
Roger: Minerva. I was just.... I was just.... uhh!
Bender: [chuckling] He's starting to break!
Roger: Uhh.... Uhh.... Uh...
Minerva Mink: Come on, Roger, spit out with it! Your kinda wasting my time.
Roger: [in his head] Oh, man! What are you doing?! Come on, just say it so you won't go to the bathroom! [outloud] Minerva! Would you come with me, and some of my friends on a adventure?
Minerva Mink: [blank reaction] Yeah, sure! I would love to go!
Roger: You will? Great! [then his stomach gurgles] Just hold that thought for a minute, and stay right there! [Rushes to the restroom] Ahhhh....
Bender: [bursts out in laughter and falls on his back]
Jimmy: Well, looks like we got a new companion with us.
Brian: Yeah, but soon it will take a turn if she finds out.
Bender: Yeah, but this is gonna be too hilarious! [laughs]