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This is how Megatron's plans with Hook and enter the crocs goes in Crash Meets Peter Pan.

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Captain Hook: Blast that Peter Pan.

Megatron: I know, Hook. That Ryan and Crash messed up my plans.

Captain Hook: If I could find his hideout, I'd trap him in his lair.

Megatron: But, where is the boy in green's hideout be? Mermaid Lagoon?

Captian Hook: No. We searched that. We combed Cannibal Cove.

Megatron: [points at the Indians camp] Here?

Captain Hook: No. No no, Megatron. That's the Indian terra... But wait.

Megatron: Those red skinned humans know this place like you with your ship. I wonder.

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Mr. Smee: Good morning, Captain.

Starscream:

Megatron: We got it! Tiger Lily, Smee!

Mr. Smee: T-t-t-tiger Lily, Megatron?

Starscream: That girl know where Ryan and the boy in green be hiding? But when will she talk?

Megatron: I think a little means to make her talk. What do you think will do, Hook?

Captain Hook: Boiling in oil. Uhh.. Keyhauling. Even marooning.

Skylights: Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life~

You will find advantage and spot~

But live every minute~

For all that in it~

The life of the pirate is short~

Oh, the life....~

[Megatron pulls out his gun and shoots Skylights]

Megatron: Now, let us see. Where were we?

Starscream: Oh dear, Lord Megatron.

Mr. Smee: Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? [chuckles]

Starscream: For some reason, that is not good form.

Megatron: Good form, Starscream? DARN THAT GOOD FORM!!! Did the boy in green show good form when he did [points to Hook's hook] this to him?

Starscream: Lord Meagtron. Pan cutting Hook's hand off is a joke. Same thing for Prime cutting your hand off.

Meagtron: Yes, but throwing it to the brother of a crocodile.

Captain Hook: That cursed beast likes the taste of me so well, he's followed me ever since.. Licking his chops for the rest of me.

[Starscream puts a chair and Hook sits]

Megatron: And Brian wants me as well.

Mr. Smee: And he'd have you by now, captain. If he haven't swallowed that alarm clock.

Starscream: And Brian didn't swallowed that Oswald alarm clock. And now, when they are about, they warn you and Hook, Megatron. With their...

Mr. Smee and Starscream: Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

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